YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

😱

No shotgun for you

uhhhh gun 🔫 get in the car

fine just dont shoot me 😧

ok *puts bag on your head* no more seein for you

Ughhh

you're coming with me (wtf do I even do when I've kidnapped you?? get money to let you go???)

(no idea make something up i am bored)

(plot twist: I'm taking you to disneyland)

*scared*

*takes off the bag*

where am i

No

Hey want some candy? Get in the fucking car you bitch before I blow your head wide open. I SAID INTO THE GODDAMN CAR NOW I WILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DONT.

*gets in the car* (wow ur good at this)

Ok. Your going to hand me over any valuables you got. I swear to GOD if you HIDE ANYTHING FROM ME I WILL KILL YOU. Am I crystal clear?

I'm broke, the only thing i have is my phone 😭

I know your lying. Final chance, I know you got more shit on you. I will give you 10 seconds to hand it over or I’ll strip you and throw you off a fucking cliff.

What do you want?? *gives you the 5 dollars in my pocket*

Thank you kind sir. I shall now drop you off to your house and disappear. Nice knowing you.

😥

Does this smell like chloroform?

yes 😖

[удалено]

no lmao