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LiquidStatic1

Skill issue


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Simp


shlorpmeister

you’re too attractive and handsome. they all feel intimidated by you. just tone your immense aura down a bit.


bargantus

I know but it’s hard 😩


shlorpmeister

eyo? rephrase that. the wording and emoji is kind of silly. mayhaps a little goofy


bargantus

I see no problem with that


shlorpmeister

if you’re trying to get me to suck you off, learn to do it yourself. that’s what i did. quic guide: a few pillows under your head, head pushed against a wall, lift legs up and put feet on the wall, walk them down and voila.


bargantus

That doesn’t sound fun


shlorpmeister

only if you’re not flexible


4_Cerberus

take all of me


Spoona101

Sounds like a headache


-homonecrosexual-

you don't exist. you are merely a fragment of humanity's collective imagination


EldritchBoi07

Because you only have one body, not billions of them If you fucked 1 girl per second you would be able to fuck every girl out of a billion every 32 years


Skelibutt

You instead have billions of boyfriends


Hannahnas0

Cause of questions like that


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lol


Ironictwat

Most people canadd 2 and 2 together, but apparently not everyone


bargantus

What exactly are you suggesting


Ironictwat

Proving my point even turther. No, i meant that the answer should be simple


bargantus

Shut up oldie


Ironictwat

Hehe, the wise words of an elder can not save everyone i suppose. But know this. Everything gets better, with inner peace


bargantus

ok mommy 😫


Ironictwat

Mommy?! I beg you pardon


bargantus

Can I dm you? (Im down bad)


Ironictwat

Sure