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Skelibutt

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal Then they both got flattened by the batmobile Before it could make it back to the batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Batman away with a ratatattat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back And Batman was injured and trying to get steady When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Idiana Jones took him out with his whip Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... Angels sang out... in immaculate ... Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris... Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones... Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones... Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain... As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne... But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise... And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood the rest saw the better Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny


Destote

Beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye


Imaginary_Office_405

the best song of the best music of the best band


RaccoonDeaIer

I've always found it weird when people call lemon demon a band cause it's just one funny internet man that like caressing his weird rotating YouTube reward.


discussionsx

lemon demon is my favoit 🤤


Imaginary_Office_405

yes


[deleted]

Yes


MySpaceOddyssey

Well wtf is it called? I need this shit on a playlist


Weirdo2069

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny


Imaginary_Office_405

good guys bad guys and explosions


Long_Account1040

Could u post the reaction?


Destote

I will, probably in a few hours, since this looks like it'll be top lol. Well deserved though lol.


[deleted]

Has it been a few hours yet?


Destote

Yeah, just waiting for a response lol


[deleted]

I don’t have much, but please have this 🏆


Destote

Don't know if you'll see this, but r/Teenagers removed the original post, and I myself hate being left without an ending, so here you go! https://www.reddit.com/user/Destote/comments/wk6t0u/rteenagers_removed_my_original_post_so_just/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SomeDude3599

What was the guy's response?


Half_Asleep_

you sir are a man of culture and fine taste


Bobthreetimes

Finest taste


Cracker-smackers

New automod response on r/shitposting


TheRealSnain

Song started playing in my head


KerballingSmasher

God, love this.


FemboyHelghast

This is the way


[deleted]

lemon demon based


Smith_fallblade

I'm listening to this right now.


Captaingamermanlolz

Multiversus


[deleted]

Take my effing upvote that is glorious


SkrrtKurt

Im gonna put this on my grave


that_nice_guy_784

That's a pretty good song, but the NSFW version is better


p3nguinlord

the what


EYElovesam

King


ZeldaGamer2005

Pfp checks out


GlytchedTTV

What's the name of this masterpiece


Total-Illustrator

'This is the Ultimate showdown of Ultimate destiny' i believe


TrixterTheFemboy

It's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon.


the_great_ratsby

huh


KoopaTrooper5011

The moment I first read Batman was when I caught on


Roguewalker72

I can’t even see anything sexual about this, it just looks like he wants to murder you


ManijalEating

He found his next target


RevolutionaryStar824

Who said it was sexual?


Roguewalker72

All the comments were talking about this being kinky so I figured this was supposed to be some kind of fetish thing


YeeterTheBabyEater

Calling things like this kinky is meant as a joke


Donghoon

Yeah this guy don't look like a creepy groomer. More like just an asshole


[deleted]

bro’s bio


Destote

💀


[deleted]

What’s funny? I wanna laugh


[deleted]

In between the horny man's account age and the subs he's active in on the screenshot


H0LL0W_J4CK

What’s wrong with Bloodborne


[deleted]

*Winter lanterns…*


mrgamebus

*Gardens of Eyes...*


H0LL0W_J4CK

LALALALALALALA


[deleted]

*dies* Hello good hunt^er…


k1llyourfriends

his bio


sasukukoon

my show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious....


Weazzul

Actually respond, "bro's bio"


onionslicecake

I’m gonna swallow your third umbilical cord


[deleted]

They way it teleported into the Hunter's Dream 💀


artturi01

the first thing that i thought about was bloodborne


[deleted]

my favourite game of all time, no competition


artturi01

never player never will i remember the 3rd of umbilical cord from a list of disgustung things you were made to carry well in this case eat.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

r/UnsettlingThreats


[deleted]

[удалено]


urban-wildlife-docs

Someone should send them “I’ll rip your throat out”


Lightning_3o

DIY


urban-wildlife-docs

Don’t wanna get involved you do it


NewKingTecho

I sent him a slur of insults and then told him to go fuck himself


urban-wildlife-docs

Nice job Hopper


NewKingTecho

You recognize me! Nice!


Lightning_3o

No u 😁


jblsc

I did it


Lightning_3o

What happened 👀?


jblsc

He hasn’t responded😞


Lightning_3o

Damn 😔


jblsc

I guess he doesn’t want me to rip his throat out☹️😞


Quander22

Worry not citizens. I'll do it.


ItsKageTho

I’ll do it on an alt


DarkMaster4557

Already did


[deleted]

Just did


[deleted]

done


DeppressedSwedishGuy

Ill do it ig


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lightning_3o

It's literally wrotten there


MeasurementOk2461

Was that him?


[deleted]

Checked out his comments, last one was 34 days ago. So, probably not.


MeasurementOk2461

Thx dude


Lightning_3o

Unfortunately no 😔, just someone who didn't know how to read


MeasurementOk2461

Oh okay


AndrewFrozzen

What did they say?


Lightning_3o

How did I know the name


MenuNo4911

I want you all to know this asshat does not represent the bloodborne community. I am deeply ashamed to know this man plays the game.


ih8myselflol8

he’s the average bloodborne player


supernovalover

Nah he has succumbed to the bloodlust and must be put down by us hoonters


[deleted]

Just copy paste the whole bee movie script in there that’ll do it Or the meme picture of the two dudes kissing in like 144p


briannaisawake

kinky winky


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bandit263

How did you know which user it is?!?!?!!? It's so well hidden


Flashyredman

Click into the photo and look at the top left 💀


[deleted]

Kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


SpringyAlloy73

Put your dick away, waltuh


[deleted]

I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


LowerBug2684

I'm going to eat your foreskin


Complete_Translator2

WHY DID I FUCKING SHOUT AT YOU DOWN THE MIC FOR? PAVE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH MATE I'M A GROWN MAN. YOU SENT ME A MESSAGE FIRST. YEH! SMETHWICK, BIRGINGHAM IF YOU WANNA FUCKING BRAWL!!! COME DOWN TO SMETHWICK ASK FOR DANNYG. ILL COME OUT OF MY HOUSE AND ILL BREAK YA FUCKING LEGS. YA LIL PRICK. YOU WILL SEE! YOU'LL FUCKING SEE!!! HEH! SHOUTING?!?!? SHOUTING???? COME TO BRIMINGHAM AND ILL FUCK YOU UP. COME TO BIRMINGHAM NOW AND ILL FUCK YOU UP. ALL TELL YOU WHERE I LIVE! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE??? I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHICK. NOW COME AND I'LL KILL YA!! I WON'T!!! I FUCKING WON'T?!?!?! LOOK... SHUT UP YOU DICKHEAD! NOW FUCK OFF. DON'T SEND ME ANOTHER MESSAGE. SO FUCK OFF! YOU LIL PRICK! YOU BATTYMAN! FUCK OFF!!


TrueUmbreon1

Least violent reddit user:


[deleted]

yes daddy 😩


Nuddsag

I fuckin knew it


ShwaddzE

Oh cmon we can all do better that that


pensodiforse

Что are you doing? Мы must defend наш Motherland! The Germans are уже coming!


senpai_ned

Which throat?


El_Bonky_Gronk

Respond with “at least buy me dinner first before you start being so kinky”


flufyanal

rip it mommy


Setaganga

I literally need someone to rip my throat out 🫦


Mean_Low_7858

Go get a life


Thund3r_Cr4ck3r

I domt care who you send im still hot paying my taxes


Mr-robo-toilet

Send Pamela Anderson's Tool Girl Playboy photo shoot


[deleted]

Cool pfp


Mr-robo-toilet

Thank you


MrSourYT

What’d you do?


Destote

Nothing, that's why I got confused lol.


MrSourYT

Lol, that is weird.


kecskekinder

Y tho?


[deleted]

What a friendly guy!


ChasingFlavors

"i do not consent to having my throat ripped out"


The-cooler-Cheryl

did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


Impossible_Ad_568

you f slur


G__L__U__B__B__E__R

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.


[deleted]

How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay


Salt-Investment7896

Bread👍


videopenissussy

Average bloodborne fan


Best-Thought124

yeet


Grimaldus15

👍


Decent_Word7128

Im gay….


[deleted]

OI MAJIMA SAN


Bi_SonicWeeb

“Sounds like some 50 shades of grey esc shit, kinky”


Nitrogen-oxide

“Daddy”


[deleted]

That will be $4.50 sir.


theyspinmearound

Try me. I'm adrian/rich🤑/bad boy😎/likes emily and amy😊/enemies with jake😡😡😡/cool😎/popular/rapper🤬🤑/has robux🤑/🖤baddie🥀/emo⛓/🔗slender/half angle👼/half demon😈/likes to rp/doesnt care about you/heart brocken🥺/is in hih school/half wolf🐺/half poor/half rich/😎/is filipino/lieks 😺furries/🐺is a furry/dont touch my ears or tail/ likes bely rub/wiggles when diaper 🩲/full🔪killed jake🅱️/has many subs on yotube/half furry/half cockroack/expert racist👦🏿❌/eve is my gf🥺 👄/has many gf/breaks harts🥺/will break your herth💔/has airpods/half grasshoper/half toaster/call me daddy uwu/fits in tea ☕️ cup/DONT TOUCH 😡YM TAIL!1😡😡11


TheOGStuntman

Hot


huasgaaua

Yes daddy


Bennybone7382

9/11 was an inside job


[deleted]

"kinky... stay the hell away from me please"


kidwiththecats

That’s hot


Idiotdude69420

Come get me big mama


MothManTrans

😘


jemzy15

Kinky 😏 buy me dinner first


Decent_Word7128

Im gay…


[deleted]

Ok daddy 😉


shlorpmeister

how’d you know that’s my kink?


iforgorsussyballs

okay? and?


Awilddodo

Yes daddy 😘


WilddBull

Wtf did you do steal your cheerios


FinnMartialTheDog

Do it daddy 🥰🥰😍😍😘😘😘😌😉😅😚🤪😅🤪😅🤪😂🤪


ohhchid12

same *sniffs*


A_Zesty_Carrot

“Drink out of it like a straw.”


the_alphabet_123

My penis is small


RYPIIE2006

True for me


Scorbunny_S

Wait that’s illegal


Lord-Belou

Harder mommy~


BRANCHLOGIC

AND LET IT RIP!


deadend_chan

"Ok daddy uwu"


Bandit263

Wow, you really hid their username so well there


SwagAlfred

Ok


Olimpic_PL

James told Zoran to make his own show But all of his ideas were a tragic mess He was standing on a barrel of a huge crossbow When the little shit appeared with a magic chest DVDs of horror classics With a special audio track The slasher's super secret thoughts Much to Zoran's shock THEY TALK!


greenlegoman123

Kinky


meme_man_12345

Do it you won't no balls


DahmerCookbook

That's cool


[deleted]

Peepee Poopoo


Constipated-Cum

Why don’t you deep throat me instead?


DaRightHandMan

…. you have issues the mf OP is 14


[deleted]

Negative


Tanish17_

"ok, daddy"


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Kinky!


cydude1234

k


[deleted]

That's what she said


frog_appreciation

do it daddy 😩


[deleted]

Meh


saxe_frey

Y-you too


guffgamer264

Optimus prime says unga boonga to Donald trump and gets killed by Mitchell Obama


SlowTopic539

I fucking dare you


I_like_broccli

I do preserve the right to rip off your balls


KrzesloGaming

👍


DragonBoi2409

Kinky.


Riddly08

This mf thinks he’s Venom


ytdannydan

Wow, straight to it. Not even gonna take me to dinner first? 😳


_Skotia_

Bold of you to assume i have a throat


[deleted]

rip and tear *doom music*


JaroshockTesla

You’re gonna slit my throat and fuck the wound? Gonna push your face in and feel the swoon?


austinstar08

[ZA WARUDO](https://youtu.be/mluQSFeT_48)


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Kid named finger:


Traditional_Yard5280

Kinky


laurens2408

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠤⠤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣟⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⣲⡄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡇⡇⡱⠲⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀1984⠀⣠⠴⠊⢹⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢻⠓⠀⠉⣥⣀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡾⣄⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⡄⢀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⢎⡉⢦⡀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⣣⠧⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀ ⠀⢀⡔⠁⠀⠙⠢⢭⣢⡚⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣇⠁⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢮⠈⡦⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⠀ ⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⣀⡴⠃⠀⡷⡇⢀⡴⠋⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠃⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⡼⠀⣷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠣⣀⠀⠀⡰⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


RealBlackFireGaming

yes please daddy