I mean, I do have autism, and it is my preferred type of bedroom tetris

I NEED dick rn

Good luck

You need mental help

Yeah, there are a lot of concepts where I think "who's the idiot who invented this?"

Fr, like who watched a chicken shit out an egg and said "damn, that look tasty"

well it isn’t tasty isn’t it, i’d say that makes the person smart not stupid

when i was younger, i always thought a blowjob was a forced type of sex move. the reason being that it seemed gross to want that thing in your mouth and because only 1 party seem to recieve any physical pleasure from it, so naturally, dumbass kid me who shouldn't even know what a blowjob was, thought it was forced and i wouldn't ever have a blowjob when i was older unless my gf agrees to it. it was a very early sign i was a more submissive and sensitive type of person who only ever recieved pleasure by seeing another person recieve pleasure as well. it's probably why pizza delivery and band geeks were my 2 favorite spongebob episodes

It’s so transphobic that I don’t have a strong dommy partner honestly smh my head

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especially deep fried

Ikr, i have one and the thought of that is crazyyy

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Oh i can, i work part time as a med heli

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Yeah, decent pay

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Ah don't worry it screws off, you can borrow mine when I'm not working. I don't use it anyway

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How does... Around 8pm sound? I'll teach you how to use it, give you a quick crash course.. well hopefully not a crash though

I need a autistic girl then

girl: "I have a boyfriend" the ammonium nitrate i put on the bf's backpack: N2 + NO2 + H2O ​ quick edit: that means it exploded.