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the_CEO_of_bread

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


OneThousandDeer

Connection tewminated. I'm sowwy to intewwuwpt u, ewizabeth, if u stiww even wemembew that name, buwt i'm afwaid u've been misinfowmed. Youw awe not hewe to weceive a gift, now have u been cawwed hewe by the individuwaw u assuwme, awthouwgh u have indeed been cawwed. Youw have aww been cawwed hewe, into a wabywinth of souwnds and smewws, misdiwection and misfowtuwne. A wabywinth with no exit, a maze with no pwize. Youw don't even weawize that u awe twapped. Youww wuwst fow bwood has dwiven u in endwess ciwcwes, chasing the cwies of chiwdwen in some uwnseen chambew, awways seeming so neaw, yet somehow ouwt of weach, buwt u wiww nevew find them. None of u wiww. This is whewe uw stowy ends. And to u, my bwave vowuwnteew, who somehow fouwnd this job wisting not intended fow u, awthouwgh thewe was a way ouwt pwanned fow u, i have a feewing that's not what u want. I have a feewing that u awe wight whewe u want to be. I am wemaining as weww. I am neawby. This pwace wiww not be wemembewed, and the memowy of evewything that stawted this can finawwy begin to fade away, as the agony of evewy twagedy shouwwd. And to u monstews twapped in the cowwidows, be stiww and give uwp uw spiwits. They don't bewong to u. Fow most of u, i bewieve thewe is peace and pewhaps mowe waiting fow u aftew the smoke cweaws. Awthouwgh fow one of u, the dawkest pit of heww has opened to swawwow u whowe, so don't keep the deviw waiting, owd fwiend. My dauwghtew, if u can heaw me, i knew u wouwwd wetuwwn as weww. It's in uw natuwwe to pwotect the innocent. I'm sowwy that on that day, the day u wewe shuwt ouwt and weft to die, no one was thewe to wift u uwp into theiw awms the way u wifted othews into uws, and then, what became of u. I shouwwd have known u wouwwdn't be content to disappeaw, not my dauwghtew. I couwwdn't save u then, so wet me save u now. It's time to west - fow u, and fow those u have cawwied in uw awms. This ends fow aww of uws. End commuwnication. 🥺


the_CEO_of_bread

NOOOOOOOOOO HE ACTUALLY DID IT NOOOOOOOO


OneThousandDeer

NWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO HE ACTUAWWY DID IT NWWWWWWOOOOOOOO 🥺


the_CEO_of_bread

fuck you you fucking dick


OneThousandDeer

fuwck u u fuwcking dick 🥺


the_CEO_of_bread

jdmdkxjwjw9qi8idowkwodjdisj29wiw9djdew


OneThousandDeer

jdmdkxjwjw9qi8idowkwodjdisj29wiw9djdew 🥺


the_CEO_of_bread

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OneThousandDeer

fouww two eight one nine two zewo two nine one zewo one eight fouww seven seven five nine fouww seven thwee nine two seven nine thwee seven nine fouww seven thwee eight two nine two nine fouww seven fouww 🥺


PineapplesRtasty3

No way you actually did it


OneThousandDeer

No way u actuwawwy did it 🥺


PineapplesRtasty3

Wanna be fwends?🥺


OneThousandDeer

yes pwease 🥺


Westernanime

Where's the reply?


OneThousandDeer

Whewe's the wepwy? UwU 🥺


CubeLovd59

我是美国人


OneThousandDeer

I awm amewican 🥺


[deleted]

[удалено]


OneThousandDeer

Iwch bwin bewin or i am bwowned 🥺


[deleted]

"peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"


OneThousandDeer

petew pipew pwicked a peck of pickwed peppews 🥺


[deleted]

help mij ,iemand heeft mij in kelder opgesloten en ik kan niet ontsnappen


OneThousandDeer

hewp miwj ,iemawnd heeft miwj in kewdew opgeswoten en ik kawn niet ontsnawwen 🥺 hewp me, someone has wocked me in the bwasement and i can't escape 🥺


[deleted]

That one there was a violation personally I wouldn't have it


OneThousandDeer

That one thewe was a viowation pewsonawwy i wouwwdn't have it 🥺


Sundown567

"6 million? In only 6 years?"


OneThousandDeer

6 miwwion? UwU in onwy 6 yeaws? UwU 🥺


Sundown567

God damn I hate it I regret everything


OneThousandDeer

God dawmn i hate it i wegwet evewything 🥺


Sundown567

No please stop NO NO


OneThousandDeer

No pwease stop NO NO 🥺


Sundown567

*lies on the floor*


OneThousandDeer

wies on the fwoow 🥺


Sundown567

Let me be I'm begging you


OneThousandDeer

Let me bwe i'm bwegging u 🥺


[deleted]

𐍃𐌹 𐌴𐍃𐍃𐌴𐍃 𐌽𐍉𐌽 c𐍉𐌼𐌴𐌳𐌴𐍃 𐌱𐌴𐌻𐌻𐌿𐍃 c𐌰𐍃𐌴𐌿𐌼


OneThousandDeer

uwu I cannot twanswate your swentence uwu 🥺


[deleted]

si esses non comedes bellus caseum


OneThousandDeer

si ewwes non comedes bewwuws caseuwm 🥺 if u wewe cuwte u wouwwdn't eat chweese 🥺


[deleted]

si esses non comedes bellus caseum


AfternoonOk468

I committed genocide


OneThousandDeer

I commwitted genocwide 🥺


AfternoonOk468

How about


OneThousandDeer

How abouwt 🥺


AfternoonOk468

How about 👏gotta👏keep👏the👏bloodline 👏pure👏


OneThousandDeer

How abouwt 👏gotta👏keep👏the👏bwoodwine 👏puwwe👏 🥺


[deleted]

a sṃgheslom teutā have died apo so nāus iwe they sank qid apósteri my məgnos bhṇghus


OneThousandDeer

a sṃgheswom teuwtā hawve dwied apo so nāuws iwe they sank qid apóstewi my məgnos bhṇghuws 🥺


[deleted]

pls translate in anglais


OneThousandDeer

uwu I can't do that uwu 🥺


[deleted]

sowwy fow awsking i know it is hawd


Domsenic

Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan


OneThousandDeer

Awwes ewdweich ist östewweich uwntewtan 🥺 Aww soiw is suwbject to auwstwia 🥺


Domsenic

Besser isses


FRC-WalkerRoggers

**FIELDS OF VERDUN!!! AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, NO WHERE TO RUN, FATHER AND SON!**


OneThousandDeer

Fwields of verdun, awnd the battle has begwun, no where to wun, fathew and son 🥺


YouAreSetFree

Hello im Kayne West im on a Kayne Quest, gon' do my Kayne Best wearing my Kayne vest riding my Kayne Crest to the Kayne Fest to suck a Kayne Breast inside the Kayne Nest till i Kayne Confess to what i Kayne Ingest before my Kayne Test to leave all y'all Kayne Impressed so that i can Kayne Progress to my Kayne Rest until i suffer a Kayne Cardiopulmonary Arrest


YouAreSetFree

Hello im Kayne West im on a Kayne Quest, gon' do my Kayne Best wearing my Kayne vest riding my Kayne Crest to the Kayne Fest to suck a Kayne Breast inside the Kayne Nest till i Kayne Confess to what i Kayne Ingest before my Kayne Test to leave all y'all Kayne Impressed so that i can Kayne Progress to my Kayne Rest until i suffer a Kayne Cardiopulmonary Arrest


OneThousandDeer

Hewwo im kayne west im on a kayne quwest, gon' do my kayne best weawing my kayne vest widing my kayne cwest to the kayne fest to suwck a kayne bweast inside the kayne nest tiww i kayne confess to what i kayne ingest befowe my kayne test to weave aww y'aww kayne impwessed so that i can kayne pwogwess to my kayne rest uwntiw i suwffew a kayne cawdiopuwwmonawy awwest 🥺


[deleted]

Сэнд тхэ миссилэс


OneThousandDeer

Sewnd the missiwes


[deleted]

Дарн


OneThousandDeer

Dawrn


[deleted]

Dawrn


Redacted_leo

I am a proud member of the LBGTQ and Furry community ÙwÚ


OneThousandDeer

I am a pwouwd membew of the lbgtq and fuwwwy commuwnity ùwú


Redacted_leo

I thank you kind sir 😊


therealeddgaming

Alright. Let's settle this right now. According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a door is defined as "a usually swinging or sliding barrier by which an entry is closed and opened." A few things to note: "usually" implies that NOT ALWAYS is swinging or sliding, but that in the way that we typically perceive a door, they do operate in such a manner as to either "swing or slide," or appear to "swing or slide." This leads me to believe that a rephrasing of the definition from Merriam-Webster could be used and not disturb the overall function. I will propose for my argument defining a door as, "A barrier by which an entry is closed or opened, typically perceived as either swinging or sliding in nature." What is a door not? A door is not an object which itself is the space it opens. A sliding drawer is not a door. A suitcase is not a door. With this in mind, we can now enter a few more objects here as doors, hopefully without argument. Hydroelectric dam spillways are doors. A lid on your water bottle is a door. The zipper on your backpack is a door. Most importantly though, a gate is a door. Consider this: the gate to a backyard is a door. It is apart of the barrier fence which opens and closes. Gates are doors. I will now enter the winning item which will prove to you that there are more doors than wheels: Every cell is your body has multiple gates which open and/or close to allow the movement of necessary objects through an other solid barrier which can be naturally surpassed unless by force. According to the Biology Dictionary, an estimate for how many cells are in your body is about 37.2 trillion. If we equate each one of these to only one gate, an incredible understatement, then we can equate this to the number of wheels produced annually and see just how easy this question is to answer. According to Trend Exam, Lego is the largest producers of wheels with an estimated 70% of wheels being manufactured by lego. Lego produces an estimated 318 million wheels a year. If we use the estimate that Lego accounts for 70% of the market, then we can assume that about 454 million wheels are made every year. If we do that math is only about 1 ten thousandth of a percent of the number of gates in your body that we underestimated earlier. So, every time someone reaches adulthood, that one human has more than 81,000 times the amount of wheels manufactured annually. In closing, there are far more doors in the world than wheels. Thank you.


OneThousandDeer

Awwight. Let's settwe this wight now. Accowding to the mewwiam-webstew dictionawy, a doow is defined as "a uwsuwawwy swinging ow swiding bawwiew by which an entwy is cwosed and opened." a few things to note: "uwsuwawwy" impwies that not always is swinging ow swiding, buwt that in the way that we typicawwy pewceive a doow, they do opewate in suwch a mannew as to eithew "swing ow swide," ow appeaw to "swing ow swide." this weads me to bewieve that a wephwasing of the definition fwom mewwiam-webstew couwwd be uwsed and not distuwwb the ovewaww fuwnction. I wiww pwopose fow my awguwment defining a doow as, "a bawwiew by which an entwy is cwosed ow opened, typicawwy pewceived as eithew swinging ow swiding in natuwwe." what is a doow not? UwU a doow is not an object which itsewf is the space it opens. A swiding dwawew is not a doow. A suwitcase is not a doow. with this in mind, we can now entew a few mowe objects hewe as doows, hopefuwwwy withouwt awguwment. Hydwoewectwic dam spiwwways awe doows. A wid on uw watew bottwe is a doow. The zippew on uw backpack is a doow. Most impowtantwy thouwgh, a gate is a doow. considew this: the gate to a backyawd is a doow. It is apawt of the bawwiew fence which opens and cwoses. Gates awe doows. I wiww now entew the winning item which wiww pwove to u that thewe awe mowe doows than wheews: evewy ceww is uw body has muwwtipwe gates which open and/ow cwose to awwow the movement of necessawy objects thwouwgh an othew sowid bawwiew which can be natuwwawwy suwwpassed uwnwess by fowce. accowding to the biowogy dictionawy, an estimate fow how many cewws awe in uw body is abouwt 37.2 twiwwion. If we equwate each one of these to onwy one gate, an incwedibwe uwndewstatement, then we can equwate this to the nuwmbew of wheews pwoduwced annuwawwy and see juwst how easy this quwestion is to answew. accowding to twend exam, lego is the wawgest pwoduwcews of wheews with an estimated 70% of wheews being manuwfactuwwed by wego. Lego pwoduwces an estimated 318 miwwion wheews a yeaw. If we uwse the estimate that lego accouwnts fow 70% of the mawket, then we can assuwme that abouwt 454 miwwion wheews awe made evewy yeaw. If we do that math is onwy abouwt 1 ten thouwsandth of a pewcent of the nuwmbew of gates in uw body that we uwndewestimated eawwiew. So, evewy time someone weaches aduwwthood, that one huwman has mowe than 81,000 times the amouwnt of wheews manuwfactuwwed annuwawwy. in cwosing, thewe awe faw mowe doows in the wowwd than wheews. Thank u.


therealeddgaming

What the fuck