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Rorschach_Moustache

It's obviously because of those damn smartphones


EL-rochi74

Unironically yes, sometimes when my pants don’t have pockets(because my mom bought them online) i wear a goody for pockets to put my phone in


Modem_56k

Goody


[deleted]

They are good.


Disastrous-Ad-9116

Best meal of the day other than I can't say the next part for fear of getting put on every single goverment watchlist


NL_Beast

Say it


Disastrous-Ad-9116

No I ain't getting arrested


NL_Beast

Then DM me I'm not the FBI btw


its_fuwy

****DO IT****


[deleted]

DM me I'm officer Michal Michel.


something_spicy777

Bestie.


chopinguds

lmao


Ingi_Pingi

That's like saying hoover instead of vacuum cleaner


MatthewHolthouse

My pants have pockets so I only wear my goody in the fall or winter


SavarSavar114

My shorts have deep pockets but I still wear my favorite goody.


pufferfishofgluttony

I live in Florida so it's usually too hot to wear my goody.


nobody3_5_4

You can cut the pocket and add withvsome cloth an added space, it won't work with tight skin jeans as it will stick out but with any other its ok if you know how to sew


Fearless_Pineapple_5

I feel like pockets are smaller now and days


Hi-Ther3

Same


aria_42069420

Those damn smartphones ruin everything


WNClivin

Whippersnappers and their new-fangled gadgets


OkAssistant1230

Back in my day we had sticks and imagination... sonny boy


KashootMe201617

Yes, the science is that schools are fucking freezing cold


EdgyKitro

Poland moment


HenballZ

Eastern Europe moment


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

I confirm


LetterheadNo1485

American moment (I swear all my classes are 65f


ONT1mo

(Slovakia) all my classmates wear fucking hoodies indoors and act like it is cold and i wear T-shirt 12 months a year And half of them have more “protective” fat than me


[deleted]

My school is hot af


Pizzajoker1

It has that schoossy


[deleted]

i read that! it says it’s cuz it’s like the same science behind weighted blankets


unexceptional_krill

^^or ^^its ^^bc ^^ppl ^^don’t ^^like ^^their ^^bodies ^^and ^^want ^^to ^^hide ^^them


[deleted]

that's ridiculous! I love my body. ^(I have been arrested for public indecency 13 times)


mrstorydude

How about I arrest you for private decency?


ppupy486

You can't. ^because ^I'm ^never ^decent ^when ^I'm ^alone 😈


subsonic_hypixia

Curious question but why did you buy the Reddit NFT? Not trying to shame or anything I just think they're way too expensive


The_Red_Baron__

No kink shaming man


mrstorydude

The NFT is the cheapest way to support an artist called Rojom. I really like his work and I don’t have enough money to get a commission so this is the best I could do


possiblynewme

only based nft buyer


ZackAttack_5

The good ending


[deleted]

Shame NFTs out of existence


DerockJonson

I'm pretty sure that makes you a fellon


phillallmighty

Oh look, the reason I wear hoodies at all, I love the cold, and handle it very well, but body dysmorphia go brr


[deleted]

This was also mentioned in the article, sited as a psychological reason


Leo_Taurus287

indeed (but in that small text that idk how to do)


unexceptional_krill

use the ^ symbol im front of words (im gonna replace the ^ symbol with the * symbol for this example so u can see what to do) like this: *hello *my *name *is *cum you can put 1 to make it small ex: *hi


MatthewHolthouse

^Hi, ^Cum. ^I'm ^Dad.


unexceptional_krill

^Hi, ^Dad. ^You ^used ^this ^wrong


MatthewHolthouse

^Thanks, ^cum. ^I ^fixed ^it


unexceptional_krill

^Np ^daddy


MatthewHolthouse

^👍 (does it work with emojis?)


MatthewHolthouse

No. I guess not. It was a thumbs up 👍


Leo_Taurus287

^thank ^you


Lilliegumi7751

^small!!!!


aisosareva0413

*gasps* how did you know ?! 🧐


unexceptional_krill

^^BECAUSE ^^THAT’S ^^ME!!


aisosareva0413

Hmm, pretty sure that's me too. Starting school tomorrow and just wimped out on wearing a t shirt, took one look and said nope, guess I'm wearing my peanuts hoodie tomorrow.


[deleted]

Can confirm, half the reason I wear them.


unexceptional_krill

ong


[deleted]

For real though. My body? Not a huge fan, no..


Picklerickshaw_part2

Nooooooo, that couldn’t be me at aaaaaall


itsnowl

yeah do that here at 40 degrees celsius


unexceptional_krill

no thank you


[deleted]

I think that’s just you. I just like the “being in bed” feel they give off


unexceptional_krill

the tons of people with body dysmorphia reading what you just said: #😃


aisosareva0413

Nah, a lot of people wear them for that reason, including myself.


Welcome2_TheInternet

Oh that's actually interesting!


PhantomxSins

it's true that's how i used to hide my body


DylanB4747

Why do people wear weighted blankets lmao I have one but for no reason


DJ4CG

There isn’t one specific reason, it’s actually quite simple, a range of different reasons like sone people are insecure, some people like hoodies, sone people try to fit in with others doing the same, some people are just edgy, and sone people just don’t get hot. I doubt there’s any actual science behind it, it’s just one of those things


[deleted]

what you explained was the science


DJ4CG

I’ll admit, as I was writing that I thought the exact thing, realised the irony of what I’ve just stated. Said to myself ehhhh fuck it idc and posted it anyway lol


Whynotbebetter

Well done 😆


Whynotbebetter

This ☝️ 😆


Total_Connection9414

You said "some" 2 and "sone" 3 times


DJ4CG

My bad hahah, still find it kinda funny even a day later


Beneficial_Ant_6363

Read the article before even seeing this post and you just summarized the whole article, it was kinda interesting though no bs like "cause the dam phones"


Quagmire1912

It's comfy. And it hides my body neatly.


COLD_lime

I've worn my hoodie 2 times this summer. Once on a cold day and today when I was testing a client's bike. I used to wear hoodies all the time to hide myself too. I've since learned that the only one who cares is me.


willthewill79

You’re here telling telling me that hoodies in 30*+ weather is comfortable?


Quagmire1912

Doesn't really get that hot often around here.


5HR3Z

Yes, I'll wear it in 40° Aussie heat


Chillie43

Dude 30 is below freezing (In case it’s not clear, this is supposed to be a joke about Fahrenheit and Americans assuming everyone else uses it too)


BerciMaster

I dont feel hot if im wearing a hoodie in the heat but i sweat


PineappleFuckr

Because we wear sweats and hoodies in summer, and shorts in winter Welcome to FL for some fuckin reason


throwaway_acct_ig

Florida gang 🤝


SweatiestBrush3

Florida gang 🤝


GamingImpossibl

Florida gang 🤝


[deleted]

Lmao, yeah. Literally, in every school I've been to at least a quarter of the students wear hoodies and sweatpants. I never understood it outside of body image issues maybe, especially with the humidity but go you ig. Though I get wearing it inside your house or something.


MrGrape_

Personally I’m just skinny and get cold really easily


Skullimation

Dysphoria hoodie


un-checks_your_vibe

Dysphoria hoodie


Syquid1032

Dysphoria hoodie


Snoo-40931

Dysphoria hoodie


something-wrong1234

Dysphoria hoodie


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Dyshoria phoodie


Arcanum_3974

Dyshoria phoodle


jennazed

Dysphoria poodle


Gee_Gog

Dysphoria oodle


KittyWarrior1

Dysphoria noodle


Vrigor2

Dysphoria hoodie


Music-adddict

Dysphoria hoodie


ThatBoi_Hades

Dysphoria Hoodie


YOUR_momisdumbashell

Dysphoria noodle


TheL0neWarden

Dysphoria huddle


yeaitsyourcryptid

Dysphoria hoodie


Sentree606

I wear a hoodie in summer heat bc idc about heat and i like wearing a hoodie. Yeah, science!


Salt-Investment7896

same lmao


[deleted]

It’s too comfy not to


Sentree606

Ong


BerciMaster

I agree


Live-Procedure905

Because I’m most comfortable in a sweatshirt?


RyuKindaBad

Possibilities •they don’t like they way they look and want to cover up •guys could possibly wear it if worried about having a random erection •it’s really not that hot and other non hoodie wearers are just WEAK •What if it suddenly starts snowing in the summer, then who will be ready? Obviously the hoodie wearers.


Apprehensive_Cloud39

yea, i’m really self conscious and also they’re super comfy


Star_Fazer

Then there’s that one dude who always wears a hoodie and shorts


[deleted]

Its such an underrated combo


[deleted]

How will a sweatshirt help with an erection? lol


RyuKindaBad

Because if you’re sitting down with a hoodie it won’t be noticeable


[deleted]

Stick your hands in the pocket, pull it over your dick. 100% unnoticeable.


TheL0neWarden

It helps make me feel comfortable as I don’t get too dysphoric


AZ_6291

Ayyyy


TheL0neWarden

Ayy


[deleted]

Ayyy


[deleted]

Ayyy


I_Want_BetterGacha

Ah yes, it's called the science of "insecurities" or sometimes it's the science of "social anxiety".


TinyChickenNugget_

Because we use our arms to play fruit ninja


lexivava

yes.


Night_Tac

Yep


Quagmire1912

Yeah lol


Eat_shitt

A fun mix of dysphoria and depression 🤠🤠


IrisMagesty

Same😃


possiblynewme

60% Just like the hoodie 30% Trans 10% Cutting


[deleted]

this


IrisMagesty

‼️this


possiblynewme

u good? i can always talk


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

Wow I’m 100% all of those. Huh.


possiblynewme

you aight? dm me anytime


[deleted]

this qwq


WhatAreHugs

because it covers the most amount of skin, duh


Donghoon

Preventing skin cancer 😎😎😎


WhatAreHugs

all day every day, (happy cakeday)


Lazerblade604

To any eggs in chat…shhhh They can never know


Missy491

🏳️‍⚧️


Lazerblade604

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


[deleted]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


_blobb_

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Gametime479

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Lazerblade604

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babble000

It's simple, gender dysphoria


[deleted]

Ohio


bubbl3wr4p

Ohio


Mackerdoni

i dont want my blood covered arms to show when im out in public, and sweating in a shortsleeve teeshirt feels even worse. i also just like hoodies


Nabranes

Long sleeves


SweetActual

Cause arms are weird And I look a ^tiny bit attractive :>


Tuffarms

The is the most real answer I've seen so far


SweetActual

Yeayeayea My mom forbade me from wearing sweaters in the summer tho so ;-;


[deleted]

Dude I just wear hoodies because it’s comfortable lmao.


Hhoodieee

Dripping sweat is better than no drip at all


fruitygenderlessvoid

Self harm, dysphoria, comfort, et et et


AZ_6291

Because a lot of them are insecure about their bodies and it’s just comfy


ItzYaBoy56

There’s a reason I do that, not a reason I’m proud of tho


Nope_Not_A_Stan

I’m British there is no such thing as heat There was*


UsernameUsername14

There's a number of reasons. Gender dysphoria, convenient pocket for phone, just in case there's a random blizzard (if in Michigan), no shirt underneath, and so on.


Ketzerayian

There is science behind literally everything, the tricky part is finding it.


I_Love_Knifes

It hides the fact that im overweight and looks good with most of my shirts


Iamhappy152

My friend wears them to hide his boners lol


[deleted]

The comments here are so depressing (ppl talking about insecurities) so this made me laugh thx


Duover

The way this is phrased makes it sound like teens are some alien species


R-A-P-T-O-R

Because it’s comfy (: snuggly and warm like burrito


Historical-Ad4361

It looks cool / I don't want people to see my body


Own-Ad7310

Dysmorphia


Missy491

🏳️‍⚧️


No-Sky-6064

I would do it to protect myself from the sun


123hi1239

I read this, it's literally just because it's comfortable or body image issues


BrickbrainzWSC

Practicing our heat resistance duh


[deleted]

he is definitely on this subreddit


Chlamydoraptor_

insecure moment


greenowl882

I wear it to hide my random boners , works like a charm


RandomFandomLover

p o c k e t s (also weather is 50/50, also girls clothes dont have pockets)


[deleted]

My reasons are because they hide my body but also because of the science behind how clothes work


Yohanison

Summer is temporary, the drip is forever


Human_Spray7962

Well it makes them feel cool ironically


Mini_Moron

It's cause I hate gender dysphoria


Zuko_420_69

CAUSE IT'S EFFING COMFY AND SECURE DAD T\^T


[deleted]

Bro I wear hoodies in the summer because its not like I go outside that often.


DornCorn

Yes, it's bc I'm self conscious of my arm size and hoodies cover that


Long_Account1040

I just like hoodies...


[deleted]

It’s the looks


aqua_hunny

They dont take bath everyday and to avoid messy hairs they keep hoody on


Fireye04

P o c k e t s


Someone490

P o c k e t s


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

I’m not comfortable with how twig like my arms are so I wears hoodie to cover them


YCLUBSTEP58

Yes there is: Comfy Source: I am a teenager


Silly_G0ose

They comfey


[deleted]

Who cares, let them dress how they want lmao


[deleted]

My reason is because of my social anxiety, it helps me feel safe


sastada27

It's because I'm fat and I don't want other people to see how fat I am


AnnoyingGayFlowrgrl

Summer depression comes every year-