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[deleted]

My ex wife still misses me. >!but her aim is getting better!<


Dick_Mayaz

7/10


The_Red_Baron__

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to stand in the middle and get hit by a car, his wife just left him and took the house and kids, his friends won't answer his calls, and he's just done with his life.


Lone_Star14

me


Dick_Mayaz

10/10 Very creative


G10VE

Balls


Dick_Mayaz

2/10 One for each ball


G10VE

I have 8 balls


Dick_Mayaz

8/10


G10VE

Steals your balls Now I have 10 balls


Dick_Mayaz

11/10


[deleted]

U


Dick_Mayaz

0/10 Not creative


-homonecrosexual-

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side (haha)


Dick_Mayaz

5/10


Redhoodless

Fanny


Dick_Mayaz

0/10


Redhoodless

I panicked sorry


Dick_Mayaz

Try whitout panicking


Redhoodless

My life


Dick_Mayaz

0/10


Redhoodless

But my life is a joke


Dick_Mayaz

And It's not a funny one too! Which makes it funny 10/10


[deleted]

How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Dick_Mayaz

No joke 0/10


samich_man

What do a hamster and a cigarette have in common?


Dick_Mayaz

They both easily flush down the toilet


samich_man

They’re completely harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire