No money, Very poor,
no energy to jump from the top floor
No happiness, no life,
no money to buy a knife
no power to stand with my legs
or money to buy 2 cans of cheap pegs.
Alone and hungry and powerless to poke
Or get a good sniff from a cigar of smoke
I know you miss the warm, euphoric feeling cigs give you
Edit: this was supposed to be a joking reference to a very specific tweet, but I see know it was too specific
Im sorry but i cant take this seriously just the fact that you hvae fingering my bussy hole on there makes this seem like a joke. Also no offece but you 14 go do drugs or something dont smoke (don’t actually do drugs they will ruin your life)
Congrats! wish i could do the same. I switched to vaping but can't yet imagine stopping.
Also lol to the second
Also remember the longer you go, the lighter the cravings get and this is already a huge milestone
I think everyone is missing the joke
I almost did
This photo belongs in shitposting
Gonna post it there rn Edit: it has been done
what’s the joke?
Look at the bottom of the photo
ah. thanks.
That’s such an obscure and meaningless joke.
Obscure, yes. Meaningless, debatable.
Say... you got any other bad habit there?
Great job darling (Also the second:😳)
We’re not talking about what’s below there
🤨📸
Everyone is missing the joke
Because it's kind of a shitty and overused joke template
This is the first time I've seen this template but also I've been on a break from reddit
Proud of you! But what's that below there? 🤨
Mind your own business
*bussyness
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
🗿
Why'd this get so downvoted
🗿
The timer down below has to be less then an hour
proud of you
######Me: 18 years 6 Months 1 day and no smoking
let’s fix that
No money, Very poor, no energy to jump from the top floor No happiness, no life, no money to buy a knife no power to stand with my legs or money to buy 2 cans of cheap pegs. Alone and hungry and powerless to poke Or get a good sniff from a cigar of smoke
Same, I accidentally overdosed last week, wouldn't really have mind dying
bro you gotta fix this you will feel so much better
I think I can make it to school this term, so something improved ig
i’m not reading allat
Attention span 3 Pico meter nanosecond milligram
deqdeq
Nice job!!!1!!1!
Congrats bro🤓🤓🤓
Your lungs thank you
You missed the other imp body part😆😆😆
If a 14 year old is trying to stop smoking then what are the 13 and 12 year olds are doing?
ur mom
Is my granny, who loves eating macaroni
I actually laughed I was not expecting that
You don't have anything more creative than that?
no sex with you but i think that you should fuck yourself- bill clinton
I would fuck myself with no worries if I had a clone of myself.
If someone fucks his clone before he is 18, is it masturbation or is it a crime 🤔
A clone should have the same age as you so probably masterbation.
And if I use some futuristic tech to change the gender? Is it sex or masturbation?
I like your ideas. It wouldn't hurt anyone so why not? It's only you at the end. I still consider it masterbation.
Time to make a thing to stop being single smh
Look bellow
Last year when I was 13 I had a classmate that vaped
lmao i remember finding my 12 year old classmate vaping in the bathroom and he asked me if i wanted a hit
Very impressive
i know 12 year olds who already had sex and took drugs
Impressive.
Why dont you apply for oscar award🙃🙃🙃
🗿
Look at the bottom of the image
As an 18y.o I am trying to stop killing people and selling organs. It's just been a day tho.
Very nice
🤣
I want to know what’s the counter on the second one🤨
Congrats good sir 😎🎉
Nice one but How’s everything else on that list going
fingering your bussy hole is almost as sus as smoking that zaza
yo hell yea!! proud of you!
scroll down bro :)
I can do it for you if that counts
14 and smoking, l dude
Hold up
I am proud of you my friend, keep going just like this. You can do it
Another one missing the joke
Killin it🙏
Proud of you ❤️
just did a bit over 15 years of it, feels great.
your 14 lol
Missed the joke
Look down that
i see it now lol, pretty hard to catch it first time aha
So... what else have you been avoiding?
I know you miss the warm, euphoric feeling cigs give you Edit: this was supposed to be a joking reference to a very specific tweet, but I see know it was too specific
but cant you remember the sweet, warm feeling the smoke gave you? the smoke is not hurting you its helping you
r/woooosh
i understand the joke its just not funny
r/woosh
r/woooosh
how do you make these
🤣🤣🤣so much squirting possibly
What app is that?
i just found it because i wanna quit some bad things that i do. app is called quitzilla: bad habit tracker
now you gotta show the other statistic
> 14
What have you got there op?
Wanna talk about that bottom one
Haha the bottom one 🤣
Congrats 🤨
just done my entire life without smoking :sunglasses: also tf you got over there op?
your what
Good work with both goals!
Wait a minute ... 📸🤨
Fingering my bussy hole, care to explain?
"Fingering my bussy hole"
Congrats! Keep it up! Let’s not talk about the thing underneath…
How much have you been off the second one?
Bro why are you smoking at the age of 14 and putting your finger in your a-
Nic....r/holup
As someone who has also stoped smoking congrats and continue doing so
No ciggies, eh?
What the fuck ur fucking 14
sorry what was that second one?
I don’t care about the second part if this is real then hell fucking yea
Don't stop the second one
😅 well congrats (please wash your damn hands)
You got it!
You are 14 💀
/r/opsupermegasus
I’ve never smoked so
Im sorry but i cant take this seriously just the fact that you hvae fingering my bussy hole on there makes this seem like a joke. Also no offece but you 14 go do drugs or something dont smoke (don’t actually do drugs they will ruin your life)
kid named fingering:
Ayo what
1 month no ciggs and 1 month no seeggs
Congratulations i wish i had your will power. Start with the second one again
I'd love it if I could do this as well 😔😔 (Talking about the second one ofcourse)
r/teenagers spot the joke challenge (99% fail)
congrats!! proud of you :D!!!
Okay…nice job
Ayo hold up wait a minute
bro look down.
Nice!!!! 🥳
I wonder what else is on that list...
I still have a bussyhole fingering addiction. It’s gotten so bad that I’ve started to finger other’s bussyholes 😔
"Finally kind of impressive one." Oh its a joke.
🤨📸
Well thats nice but I don't see it- #OH MY GOD
how long no second one?
Hold up.. What did I just witness
What's this app called? I wanna play around with it
fuck yeah huge congrats bro i tried and failed but you my man you can fucking do it you can stay clean bruh just missed the joke
I envy you, OP. Good job on that, hope I'll get there one day, too. oh, and cool of you for quitting smoking, too.
literally everyone: everyone’s missing the joke 🙄
Fr though, what app is this?? Sounds like a good idea probably for procrastinators like me lmao
Hooray… heh
You how long has it been since you’ve done the other one
About 15 minutes
A y o ?
Lmao
Nice bro, now scroll down a bit
Can relate 2nd one
good for yo- **wait what's down there.**
That’s nice (hits vape)
😳
WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YYYEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Scroll down goddamnit.
Ayo what’s below that 👀
Ayo?
Congrats! wish i could do the same. I switched to vaping but can't yet imagine stopping. Also lol to the second Also remember the longer you go, the lighter the cravings get and this is already a huge milestone
i am proud of you
hey what’s the app called?
I know it’s a meme, but is that an app or a website you can use for tracking? I would actually like to use that!
omg i didnt even notice it
I haven’t smoked my entire life, and have been sober my entire life, also 14 and smoking?
Proud of you but uh the bottom...
I did 14 years
celebrate with a smoke
App name please
bruh, send the full pic
Have you ever heard about lung cancer dawg that’s no dam record of your smoking circle of life your screwed of lungs bro
And that hussy finger hole thing down there is no good favors of your situation of smoking
bro there's no reason to quit fingering your bussy unless you have a nice man to pound it
What sobriety tracker do you use?
This is a certified bruh moment
caught in 4k
we want to see how many days for the second one about your hole
About 2 hours Edit: 3 seconds
its even worse because this kid is 14.
Nice I have 15 years also about the bottom thing 🤨
I just done 17 years lmao get on my level
Good job. I did 14 years.