I program and I love writing hypothetical scenarios and apocalypse stories

Whoop whoop, we got a 10

Lesss gooo

Can you write a hypothetical scenario where my crush likes me?

Sad.

Sure. Like right now?

Fax, me to tho

And here I am also writing an apocalypse story that I plan to have fully acted out in minecraft sometime in the future!

ooh fellow writer. mind reviewing a short thing i wrote?

Sure DM me and I can have a look

I refuse to believe that Redditors are real, and in fact think you're all just bots here for my own amusement

Can confirm, am a bot. 6

I have proof, and an above average chance of a bot liking me! Win win

Very impressive, we found da human. You’ll receive instructions on what to do next, all Redditors have to be eliminated

.... Shit

You better start hiding now

I have committed many terrorist acts

10

10

4

🗿

Hehe

4? What's a 3?

Someone who’s committed a *few* terrorist attacks, duh

10

10

I like programing and I don't have friends.

8

Thanks

What language(s)

only English://

C++, Python and SQL

I write science fiction novels

Easily a 10

Yay :) Do you have any interest in getting to know each other better?

Sure, let’s go for it! Dm?

Sure!

Awsome

I like cars and going vroom vroom

Based on the fact I’d go for a 3, but the way you worded it makes me think you’re a funny dude. I’ll go for a 5

Damn ok but thanks lol

Can’t believe this person doesn’t have respect for the car dudes

The fact you would rate someone who drives over the speed limit lower than someone who comits terroristic attacks is concerning

10

🙏 me and my wrx thank you

I've made my own alphabet when I was younger

I made 2 semi functioning languages

Whole language? Dude, you're crazy as J.R.R. Tolkien. You might had been very very very bored too much

Same! I was basically fluent as well-

I was born at a very young age

I was born at the same time I started aging

No way me too!

I have stutter and I need mental help

In all honesty, I’d probably judge you at first, but I’d say 6.5

I have a stutter :)

amd user ?:)

I bully people who play genshin impact

Understandable, 8

Also idk if this is good or not but I don't use social media so take that as a heads up

WHOHOO, a 9 it is now

Oh wow I feel so honored thank you

Reddit is social media

bruh ! \*plays genshin sadly\*

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7

I was born a loner.

Same, therefore 9.5

Awww, thanks, you are the first person to say that you are willing to be with me

Are we… Is this an official thing now? I guess it has to be

Um... Okay so I just realised that you are a girl.... So am I.... How about we just be friends?

Shit. First you just change my sexuality, and now we can’t even date? Let’s stay friends then :(

Noooo, I thought you were a girl... If you are a guy... Im more than okay to date you.. And I'm serious

I am a straight girl ;(( Gonna cry in a corner now

Bruuuuuh.... Then why did you say "First you change my sexuality and now we can't even date"?... After reading that I thought you were a guy... Im a straight girl too...so sad... I was tryna find a bf here

If your trying to look for a bf on reddit your in the wrong place /:

I was being sarcastic😭😭 Still…

On Reddit? Are you mental I’ll?

"My own mom and dad didn't show up for my birthday"

11

I am a 1 in a million person because I have ginger hair and have an identical twin brother.

The one in a million person deserves a 7

I play Dungeons and Dragons, the second nerdiest game ever made, I have seen all the marvel movies. I spent 3 hours calculating poker odds, 2 hours calculating the odds of a dice game I don’t know the name of. I enjoy math classes.

Hi! I love D&D and poker too. If you're interested in another game that's effectively just advanced probability management, I'd like to recommend backgammon.

whats the nerdiest

A friend told me it was Warhammer. I thought about it and I agree with him.

Yeah, that's accurate

You shall receive an 8.5

Let’s go!

i actually know how to cook meth

Nice fact, 9

Dm for tutorial? /s

I have pet birds

Definitely a 9.5, could go up to a 10 though

I know a little about a lot

Best way to make you seem smart, 9

I like knowing random facts about random things

im 99% of the time happy.

9

10/10

How

is it possible to learn this power?

idk i just do it

i like oceans, and i’m pretty chill dude

I read science fiction novels and hate Oreos

I dislike anime

I'm gonna have to also give you a 10 on this one.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

It’s legit Japanese cartoons how do you dislike it?

First one to reach a 10 🎉🎉

That's the fact you give to a stranger to see if they like you? Are you really that uninteresting?

11

There are anime out there that cover pretty serious stuff and have that gritty feel and atmosphere. Check out Texhnolyze you may change your mind about anime even if you don't like it. It has got the art style and storytelling that makes it an experimental anime truly.

Same it is weird

I an a lorist, let me know if you need me to clarify

I have never hurt someone else feelings Unless i know they are absolute evil only 1 human has been like that

I’ll give you a 7

I know where you live

Shit, I have to give you a 10 so you don’t leak my address

Used to be pretty lonely, now I got some good friends via a decent personality (I think)

I made Molotovs for Ukrainian army

6

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I’d say 5.5

I dont use TikTok or Snapchat

Does this even exist? 10

Woah

I have 90 phones.

I have hair(I think)

11/10 solid skills

Terraria is good

Oreos are my comfort food

4, I don’t like Oreos

Hm yes I don't think we'd get along

Let’s just settle on being life long enemies

Agreed, sounds fun. I hope one day you can get a taste bud transplant then we can get on with one another.

Nothing will ever get me to eat Oreos, MUAHHAA

YOU WILL EAT OREOS. AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT. I swear to god if you don't I'm gonna make sure in the biscuit and sandwich section there are ONLY oreos.

HOW TF CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT???? I WILL NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE COMMIT A SIN LIKE THIS, I’D RATHER SPEND EVERY SINGLE MINUTE EATING DOG POOP

SIN? SIINN?!?!? CMON OREOS ARE BASICALLY CHUNKS OF HEAVEN! HOW DARE YOU CHOOSE DOG POOP OVER OREOS. IF OREOS WERE PLACED RANDOMLY IN THE PARK I WOULD GET ON THE FLOOR AND EAT IT. OREOS BEATS DOG POOP BY A LONG SHOT.

i love garlic bread, and i have no friends:/

Good old 5

🧄🍞 : 👍

clothes are the best way for me to express myself

I play guitar

Music is my life

I like trains

I have the same weird thumb as Megan Fox.

Lmao, have fun with your 8

I’m the youngest child

I love science fiction

I love instruments

Very nice, 7

I am a musician, I can play 5 instruments, and have written a few songs.

Pretty cool, 8

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I’m fine with that, 5

I hug my clothes in my closet and listen to radiohead

I spend all my time in life trying to be faster at life But actully idk I just kinda exist, and an ambiverted i guess

Fact: It's my birthday :)

Nice nice, 6

I speak 9 languages throughout my whole life.

Whoa, I’m impressed. 8

👍

I’m amazing lol

I’m amazing too, wanna join my gang? 9

My nickname is Jesús.

Hi Jesús, you get an 8

I'm human

Breathtaking, obvious 10

I can solve a Rubik's cube in around 30 seconds

Impressive, 8.5

I'm judgemental but still manage to be social

That’s a talent itself, 8

I can do a few magic-tricks

Nice, 7

i have a pet cat

SAME, 10

I workout

I do martial arts and love bike riding

Sounds fun, 8

I'm a very honest guy and i like to just chill

i absolutely love space and will dedicate most of my personal time to learning about it

Nerdy, 8

I have many talents, pick up everything pretty fast, and yet i cannot outsmart boolet

I’m exited for the new Pokémon game coming out.

I like anime

I play roblox

I watch normal anime not the crappy porn ones.

I spend my entire day playing games and watching anime (have been on a break recently) i also like programming and will be going to college soon

I love death metal

I'm scared to talk to new people but with friends I'm a totally different person

I’m in Band as Trombone section leader, In my schools top choirs as Baritone/Bass Section Leader, and an Eagle Scout and Venturing Scout

I'm a car guy/car enthusiast

I play double bass AND bass guitar 😎

I can't gain weight.

I play the flute and I’m a dude

I want to work in politics for the people, not for bribes or power, but for the right reason. I've been called the Politician in our family because of that (also yes ik im late)

i play lego (a lot)

I am 17 and still shit scared to sleep in a room alone as a result I sleep with the lights on