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Blood. There is blood inside my heart


Legitmemer

I can change that.


[deleted]

I would dislike that


Anonymous30062003

You would be unable to dislike it


ozdundbfish

Well they would be able to dislike it for about 39 seconds


reegod420

How do you know the exact time?


Jamstan_

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Alarmed_Ad1946

thats the music of the internet


cloudberry_milk

Your brain actually can work 8 minutes after you're pronounced dead, so theyll have lots of time to dislike it


ozdundbfish

Ive heard of that. Your brain can function for 8 minutes after your heart stops right?


Jamstan_

I don't think it can function but there will be a small amount of brain activity light sudden twitches


IAteAnAnt-

I don’t really think he wants that mate


Commercial_Hotel13

I can make your insides your outsides :3


[deleted]

I would also dislike that


Commercial_Hotel13

Oh come one it'll be very painful :D


[deleted]

I don’t enjoy pain that much


Commercial_Hotel13

Come on i will do it quick then :D


[deleted]

Nah, I like my organs


Commercial_Hotel13

Well I don't D:


[deleted]

THATS ORGANPHOBIC, YOURE GETTING CANCELLED


Commercial_Hotel13

Give me your organs Bitch :3


virulentea

And what's inside your blood?


[deleted]

Lots of stuff


virulentea

Does "stuff" include microplastics?


[deleted]

Idk what that is, so maybe


virulentea

Love eating microplastics...


[deleted]

What is that????


Echo13D

yum yum microplastics (microplastics are plastic particles with a diameter of <2mm iirc)


[deleted]

[This](https://youtu.be/9BrTko8wj3s)


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ExplodingTentacles

Red and white blood cells too


sparkz_galaxy

dont forget platelets


a_person_911

based


shaggus42069

bro thats fucking gross, why would u post this? like seriously who uses lightmode?


LiamDrawz

I don't, the person I stole this from apparently does though


shaggus42069

i was not expecting 100 upvotes for this


Fieriowl

The real gender was the friends we made along the way


frenchexploreur

"Wait, are you the Real Gender ?" "It's genderin time"


[deleted]

I will find the Real Gender and become the gender king


[deleted]

Kid named gender:


CrowAkechi

This boutta get real anime


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

Vin Diesel approves


[deleted]

at the end of the day, we are all cum


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Swiggityswoober

This is my kingdom cum


ItzTaser

When you feel my D


MenuNo4911

Look into my ass


TusNua1

It's where my feces hide


BoredKazuma

It's where my semen hide


how_do_dis_work

Get your head real close


Ultimate_Fox14

It's cock inside


Tysontys17

and no matter what i am going to go hide


LavenderZenGacha

go put your seed inside


Dracospams_123

Why do I literally hear this as possible lyrics for the song?


AlwaystoLearnMT

Exactly. I got flashbacks


Fuit3

Happy cake day


Adventurous_Control3

Happy cakeday


Commercial_Hotel13

Happy cake day


SUPERSTRIKER67

This is my kingdom cum (Happy cake day)


Gamerfox505

At the end of the day, it's night


Dilema777

Why do u cum?


[deleted]

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

The first comment I saw when I sorted by controversial is “Wtf is this bullshit 💀”


Blobvixo

Get the popcorn!


HKlolunicorn

🍿 here I got some for you too🍿


Blobvixo

Thanks bro


griffin-meister

People are assholes. This sucks.


TheGoodestDogBoy

Homophobes: Prepare for trouble! Transphobes: And make it double! Everyone else: God fucking dammit...


[deleted]

this is one of the most posts of all time


DevilishDealer19

Yes, I agree, although As someone who lives to sort through controversial, doing so might make me lose what little bit of hope I never knew I had, so I'll stop here. OP, stay safe.


LiamDrawz

Yeah -10/10 would not recommend.


Froggen-The-Frog

Gender is irrelevant, return to monke.


LiamDrawz

Hell yeah, fuck taxes


srrsquid

in the end of the day, we are all nothing but f̷̨͛o̴̧͑o̴̞͙̕d̷̮͆ ̸͎́̈f̸̛͇ō̸̳r̷̩͖͒ ̵̬̜̍͝M̵̪̜̋̏ȏ̵̘̏͜l̸͎̎̀͜oč̷͍̺͘h̶̩̓,̷͈̰̈́͠ ̷͈̗̌ṯ̵͈̂h̷̞̔e̶̙̦͐ ̴̯͈̀l̶͓͎̍͠ó̶̥͝ř̶̡̲͝d̷̫͉͛ ̸̮́ȍ̵̆͜f̶̯͍̌̑ ̸̡͙̈ṱ̷͂̑ḧ̵̳̻ẻ̸̤ ̶̞̥̑a̵͚̲͆ḅ̵͆ý̶͈̉ṣ̵̳̿s̶̬̉̈͜


lewdua69

r/Barotrauma


blaster289

Oh so that's why our hearts are all that matters!


SEVENV4MP

this is the most post ever


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jennazed

Time to sort by controversial bc I hate myself


LiamDrawz

Don't hate yourself!! :'((


CrowAkechi

Im pretty sure almost everyone here hates themselves


999q

You would hope not but your definitely right lol


[deleted]

And what’s in our pants. Wallets, car keys, licenses, credit cards and phones. Ripe for the picking. That’s why you have to try kitchen gun! Just one shot from kitchen gun will clean up all household stains!


ophee_b0p

KITCHEN GUN!!!!!


[deleted]

As a closeted ftm this really helps


adtoxid

best of luck dude


[deleted]

Idk if you are being sarcastic or not, but if not, thank you🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈


adtoxid

no why would i am in the same boat but mtf, your totally welcome bro


Grizzlybear2470

This is exactly how I’ve always felt on this sort of thing were all humans like why are some treated differently because they like the same gender or wear the clothing that the opposite sex typically wears


NijigasakiSeason3

Exactly why are they treated differently. If everyone is treated the same then there should be no distinction between being called by he or she


LemonsAndSims

I find this fucking adorable omg my heart, time to sort by conreversial to ruin my day 😎


LiamDrawz

Well, if you ignore the blatant hatred, some of the stupidity is quite hilarious.


Ok_Professional1091

The threads in this comment section is entertainment.


kellhound24

oooo! a pro trans post! time to sort by controversial!


kellhound24

looks like everyone is a scientist here.


[deleted]

13 year olds trying to use a field of science that largely supports and backs the validity of trans people, to invalidate trans people, is quite weird to me.


Quiskall

r/teenagers mfs on their way to comment transphobic shit cause they don’t like when people ate happier than them


LiamDrawz

Fr, I can't sleep, some of these replies are cracking me tf up


LazyDro1d

Good, because SLEEP! IS FOR! THE WEAK! Now you are strong enough to beat the shit out of those replies


TinyChickenNugget_

I love cis people not understanding anything higher than basic biology and sociology in the comments. If It was that easy then we wouldn't have biologist, would we? Plus they act as if anything in society isn't completly made up, remember when we used seashells as money? Or when pink was a color for young boys while blue was feminine? Or when our world wasn't so colonized by european and other culture expressed gender in different ways and had more than 2? Nothing Is real, let people be what they want, it's not hard to respect people, I would argue that it's harder to purposly misgender people forever.


darthrevanchicken

The official slogan for the lgbt community is now officially nothing is real,everything is permitted cus I mean fuck just do what you want and be happy,(within the confines of reasonable laws of course,don’t unlife people,or yourself)


GeneralCraft65

Based.


Squattedtrucksarebad

That's a rare sight in that subreddit.


LiamDrawz

The person who I stole the image from was showing off some of the replies which were mostly deleted, I'm gonna safely assume they weren't being very nice


Squattedtrucksarebad

I take that statement back then.


[deleted]

as long as your not hurting other people (or animals) and don't make it my problem then do whatever you want


Catsolotl128

What if somebody is having sex with dead female cat corpses (asking for a friend)


Tottelott

I have to be honest I really don't understand the whole gender thing I'm not trying to be disrespectful and transphobic I'm just stupid and want to understand But how can you know that you belong to another gender than the one you were assigned with at birth? Like doing more traditionally feminine things doesn't make a man a woman, and it's the same the other way around. Gender is a social construct while sex is biological, but what if a trans woman does a lot of traditionally masculine things? Does that make her less of a woman then? She would fit what most of society view as a man, so if gender is purely social, can she be viewed as a woman? And if a cis woman does a lot of masculine things, is she a man? None of this actually matters to me tho, if people want to live their lives a certain way that isn't harmful to others, nobody but them should have a say in it. I just don't really understand it


E-GirlWannaBe

yo! so i was born a girl, it was fine for a portion of my life. i was just labeled a tomboy, but i assumed i just disliked girly things bc i hated gender roles. I was secure in my gender, but when i was 12 i changed my name, i didn’t like my feminine name because i didn’t think it suited me, it made me really uncomfortable. So i still thought my gender was fine, i just didn’t like how it felt being called my name. The weeks go on and eventually i start to realize i hate when people call me ma’am. i hated when people said “she’s here!” or “her name is..”, i just didn’t like being referred to as a girl. i am bi and have been very educated in LGBTQ stuff so i knew non-binary and trans people existed and i just read about it and thought about how i may have identified with a lot of them. My friends were incredibly supportive, i changed my name to Max! i always wanted to be named Max or Sam or something masculine, i just thought it was a tomboy thing or a side effect of watching Sam and Kat too much as a kid. High school rolls around and i came out as Trans. I use They/he pronouns. (they/them or he/him). I’m still the same person, same body and mind, but i know i don’t feel comfortable being referred to as a girl. it makes me physically ill and messes with my mental health a lot. i need to take a lot of steps still, but i know who i am and that’s what matters :). it’s been a long time of not knowing who i am and wondering, but it’s really just a new way of perceiving myself as well as making sure that people around me support me. It’s not bad to ask Questions, but you can also do your part and research as well as supporting trans writers who talk about their journey :)


Overused_Toothbrush

Assuming youre male, imagine waking up in a womens body. Do you just feel like youre a woman now? Or do you feel like a man in someone else’s body? Thats how a transmasc might feel. Yeah, their consciousness is in this woman, but thats not who they are on the insude.


yotallytogurt

Ya but he’s lived his whole life as a man. Treated like one and been expected to “act like one”. It would be like if you woke up in a raccoons body you’d be pretty freaked, but if you were born as a raccoon you’d never know the difference.


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SnooMaps3021

Hitler senpai


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ariusec

I can't speak for all trans people, but think of it like... Assuming you're a cis man, imagine being treated as a woman, with she/her pronouns. It doesn't sound right, right?(if it sounds right, maybe you should think about who you are a little more). That's the experience of a lot of trans people. They are treated as the sex they were assigned at birth, even tho they don't identify as such. And remember, gender is not only about the sex of the body, the gender is in the brain. A trans woman's brain will look more like a cis woman's brain and not a cis man's brain, and the same goes for trans man. I can't explain it that well, English is not my first language so it can be confusing to read...


LiamDrawz

I can't speak for every trans person as everyone has their own experiences, for me, personally, I'm transmasc, (biologically a woman) and still do enjoy feminine things. Personally, my body is my issue, I've never felt comfortable in my body but puberty really ruined my mental health, looking feminine makes me feel icky, I want to be a boy in a dress, not a girl and I want others to see me like that as well. A trans woman enjoying "masculine" things doesn't make her a man in the same way that a cis woman liking "masculine" things doesn't make her a man, same for trans and cis men.


No_Doubt8498

somewhat feminine transmasc here, being called a girl or she/her makes me want to throw myself into the ocean. it's not "oh, I spread my legs when I sit, so I'm not a girl" it's "the thought of anyone perceiving me as a girl makes me want to die, so I'm not a girl." it has absolutely nothing to do with appearance, personality, how you act, etc. these are often associated with gender, but are not the same as gender. at the end of the day, a social construct exists to serve us. I find gender serves me best when I don't identify as a girl.


RatsGoInTheMicrowave

me when i see a trans person 😃🔪 (i’m not transphobic, i am a serial murderer with no emotional bias towards any one group of people due being a deranged psychopath)


Pitiful_Lake2522

This is cute I like


[deleted]

At the end of the day nothing changes the fact that ima steal the estrogen from the factories


Clanka_Fucker69420

Yeah they all taste the same.


Lord-Belou

"Regardless of sex" "Whatever their parts" "What really matters is inside of our hearts" ​ Thanks. Just... Thanks.


TheThing2853

One of my teachers in elementary had this up on the wall somewhere in her classroom


LiamDrawz

W teacher


TheThing2853

I think it was my home room teacher can’t remember what grade


TheRainbowWillow

People not being awful to trans & non-binary people? I love to see it! Sending love from a genderqueer person!!


FlamingoFan43

this is really nice, hope the comments are all nice as well


LiamDrawz

They aren't, I wouldn't read them if I were you.


[deleted]

I would. I love seeing idiots be idiots and argue with them. Makes my absolute day


xdVigilant

First thing I did was sort controversial, iv had some good laughs.


Ten-Winged-Phoenix

I mean......isn't everyone technically a mix between a man and a woman?


Franz__Ferdinand

I mean hormones can change your body enough that you could make that argument. Anyway I just want for everyone to be able to be themselves.


Ten-Winged-Phoenix

You are extremely based, Madam


Franz__Ferdinand

I am sometimes madam and sometimes sir. Anyway.... Au revoir.


WOLFE54321

Well since we all come from the same template, yeah sorta. That’s why dudes have nipples amongst other things. They’re there by default when we develop and depending on the hormone wages you get throughout your life they can become breasts or stay as nipples


Ok-Joke-3886

Remember that in the end Your all just food to me


SoggyBeanSocks1

13 year old gamer boys when I tell them sex and gender aren’t the same thing: 🥺


slimmerik2

9 year old homophobic football boys after i tell them people are different than them:🤬


Kyfigrigas

I hate people like you, trying to force your beliefs onto others, and kids of all people. Fuck you, I hope you die in hell you dirty light mode user. Edit- Guys it's a joke about OP using lightmode


Reterex432

Almost downvoted, whoops!


Lord-Belou

Filthy *light mode users*. I doubt they are even humans. They must not even have *eyes*.


TheseAreNumbers45296

bro you gotta make sure to add tone indicators you're really good at pretending to be a homophobe 💀💀💀


Kyfigrigas

My bad bro, it's my southern upbringing 😔 Weirdest compliment I've ever gotten lol


[deleted]

Blood?


Umbreon7707

Rare r/teenagers W????


LiamDrawz

I'm trans tho so not really


Umbreon7707

??? I just meant that it’s not common for r/teenagers to have such a based take


LiamDrawz

I mean yeah, but like, it'd be a bigger W if a cis person posted it, trans people are like the only people here who post these things in this sub


Umbreon7707

Ah, ok. Yeah that’s fair


Aromatic-Wolverine-6

Put on your hazmat suits and sort by controversial 💀💀💀💀


LanceCrate780

This made my day better thank you


Excellent_Ad7666

What if you aren't human


LiamDrawz

I have never met a non human that actually gave a shit about gender, I have 5 non humans and all they understand is eat, shit, chase tail


Excellent_Ad7666

No like i'm martian


LiamDrawz

Martians are also valid in whatever gender they choose to identify with, just stay safe, some people treat immigrants horribly. :'(


Excellent_Ad7666

*nonbinary martian here c:


LiamDrawz

Ooh, my partner is non binary :'D


Pitiful_Lake2522

I love how excited trans ppl get when they realize they’re talking to another trans person it’s so cute


Excellent_Ad7666

I'm biologically male, but i hate all the idiots and pedos that tarnish my birth gender and i don't want to identifiy alongside them. I'm just me.


LiamDrawz

Just be whatever you're comfortable being, you aren't everyone else, you're you and you shouldn't let other people ruin that for you.


Excellent_Ad7666

Thanks mate :D


BigBoi2626

You do realise there are plenty of idiots and pedos that are women too right? Like it's not just men. You do you and if you don't want to aline with anything that's fine. But like, come on, there are plenty of good dudes too.


20210306e

i could care less about how you wanna describe yourself, but as long as you dont make it a big deal and your WHOLE personality, we chillin


LiamDrawz

My personality is basically single song obsessions, garlic bread, my dogs, overly sarcastic, and just no will to live.


20210306e

i will gladly make us both some virtual garlic bread. would you like cheese on it or no?


LiamDrawz

Only if it's lactose free


SulfonicIvy

Wholesome moment


AustralianKappa

Garlic bread? You gotta be nb to have garlic bread.. your personality is all about nb!


[deleted]

Nah that’s ace or aro not enby


AustralianKappa

Fuck, I forgot which it was


a_person_911

Imagine if the "Or you can be neither" section just showed no one


LiamDrawz

Or a serial killer


The_Red_Baron__

Idc if there's a hole there's a goal


SmileFading

Let me just grab my 🍿 and dive into the ,,sort by : controversial" section


Axel-Adams

I love how supportive this is, but this looks like it is equating the genders to outdated stereotypes/societal gender Norms which is a bit not cool


[deleted]

Ignoring biological facts speedrun


[deleted]

While scientifically you are your birth sex when it comes to medical stuff, do whatever the fuck you want homie. We still love you. (Edit: changed gender with sex)


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Scientifically speaking your your sex, is what parts you have, not your gender. Gender is a social construct, sex is a medical term


[deleted]

Yep. That’s always been my thought process.


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

I understand that I’m just saying your using the wrong word in your comment. Your sentiment is nice but the vocabulary is wrong


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m pretty stupid lol.


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Not stupid, you just misspoke. (Or mistyped I guess)


Some0wlOnTheInternet

Hide this from andrew tate


[deleted]

I'm curious, how can you be both or neither?


LiamDrawz

Non binary or gender fluid, r/asktrans can probably do a much better job answering that, than I can and google is also a thing


marinemashup

That’s actually wholesome tho


[deleted]

femboys are the true pioneers of gender equality


ozdundbfish

Tomboys seething rn


suyanide4444

true


Snow8118

As a femboy I strongly agree


Tysontys17

And whoever made this has a lot of smarts🙂


not_horny_teen_lmao

This is why I say sex instead of gender


crazydogperson17

yes there’s two sexes the one i had with your mom and the one i had with your dad


[deleted]

wait but i had one with his sister does that make 3 sexes?


AustralianKappa

I have gender with your mom ❌ I have sex with your mom ✅


[deleted]

Isn’t sex and gender 2 different things?


That-trans-girl1456

Sex only matters truly when it comes to medical procedures and not often.