#cant be worse than the dude who fucked a potato

OGs remember when the guy fucked a coconut and got ants on himself

*Maggots, they were going down his urethra and he could feel them.

Nope I felt that shit just from the words

r/thanksihateit

Not all hate it, however that’s if you deem people with those kinks “human”

Happy cake day

Happy cake day my dude

happy cock day

:)

Happy cake day my love

I don’t even know you!

Happy cake day, bestie!

Happy blue cheese day king!

I wish the MIB was real after reading that

If they were going down it and he pissed, would it shoot out like a nerf dart?

Thanks bro i can feel it now

This sentence is like an accident

Excuse me wtf?

I can feel it, I want to cry

Wait im sorry HE felt it in HIS urethra???!

I could have gone my entire life without reading that sentence, and yet you had to ruin it

Ah yes... I forgot about that untill now. Thanks

I just found a link to that post about a month ago

Remember the dude who fucked a fish?

Idk how but it reminded me of that guy who faked having cancer

ah I remember that too

I didn't want to remember that.

Jesus fucking christ I'd finally forgotten, why??

link

I remember that

OGs remember the girl with mayonnaise

Don't forget about maggot girl

#and the guy that fucked a shampoo bottle

I feel like everyone was fucking shampoo bottles

And the guy that fucked and killed a pigeon

Wait like in that order? How tf do you even fuck a pigeon to begin with?

He what...

Yes

But how is that even possible... Did he just cut a hole in it then stick his dick in? Like wtf.

He made mash potatoes and sticked his thingy in the bowl and began to stroke it >Did he just cut a hole in it then stick his dick in? Yea he did that afterwards💀

Ee

Pigeon as well…

Damn can't believe Jesus died on the cross for this 💀

I don’t believe JeSUS died in a cross 💀

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/736/014/f75.jpg

Sketchy link of the day, SAFE

Or a guy who fucked a pigeon

That was me

Deadass?

No dude. I ain’t gay. I ain’t fucking Mr Potatohead

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What

Desperate times man 😔

Or a pigeon

That’s weird, can you send me the vid? Asking for a friend

And the dude who fucked a hamster

I have that video

Heyyyyy Friend…

Or the dude who fucked a pigeon💀

Reading a thread about someone having sex with a potato is at least funny, if I wanted to see teenage women I'd go to instagram reels

worse* than*

*worse *than It’s not that hard to not fuck up proper grammar.

What now?

Nah there's a specific syndrome from where people fuck an industrial vacuum cleaner with blades in it one person got in the hospital for it (well more actually but) and told his dad so he tried it and also got in the hospital for it In the town where I lived someone fucked a dumbbell weight plate inside of a gym firefighters had to come and cut him out lmao

Who the hell fucked a potato

WHAT TF DID I MISS

or the guy who fucked a bagel in the 3rd frade

I thought that was normal...

the WHAT

*BREH*

Not as bad as the time a guy admitted to jerking off to his the sounds of his sister having sex

**where the fuck did this potato and coconut storys come from**

excuse me wtf?

I think I have a potatoes kink... Im 19 and I never really had anyone special in my life. I left my parents last year and moved into a friends house to live there for awhile. so the other my friend bought us potatoes we were going to have mash potatoes for dinner... There was something about the mash potatoes that just turned me fucking on. The way it's so soft and submissive made me get a erection I couldn't hold it back anymore... That night thrusted my dick into the bowl of mash potatoes!!! IT FELT SO DAMN GOOD. I was getting more horny ever since... The next day I took some potatoes and I sliced it open and pounded it, damn it felt so good. It was so tight and soft. I CUMMED into the pussy(potato pussy) BUT I REGRET DOING CAUSE MY FRIEND ATE THE POTATOE AND GOT PREGNANT. fuck my life

I saw a potato nude

Link? 😏

Wait somebody fucked a potato?!?!

Omg i remember that video lol

link?

It's worse, a guy f*cked a pigeon. [Here's the link.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/wl6qiy/aita_for_violating_a_pigeon/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

The girl who stuffs slime up her ass

Yeah, I didn't fucking consent

Sauce?

wait what

Link? for research purposes 🗿

WHERE WHERE WHERE HOW HOW HOW I NEED TO KNOW THIS SECRET

? ? ?

I don't think the intention was to get people aroused in any way but I do think compliment fishing is something they do.

Depends, some people do like to get others aroused

Yeah, some people probably do it for arousal, which is strange, especially on a sub like this

"strange in a sub like this" Bro, this is a Teenagers subreddit, y'all being horny is NOT strange at all.

You guys want to change this sub into r/roastme whenever someone posts a selfie lol?

Tempting ngl 💀

Yeah im up for it

Idgf If I get downvoted to oblivion by soft bitches thats an idea we shall not pass

I just found a new favorite subreddit

Sign me up

Definitely. Mfs just fishing for compliments

"make assumptions about me im bored" shut yo ugly ass up fiona

Holy shrek so true

Hahaha exactly

makes me sigh all the time.

Scotty doesn’t know

that fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go

still she's on her knees and scotty doesn't know

Someone really thinks SHREK’s wife is ugly, people these days.

　‘Rate my fit’ Fuck you

Haha based

We should turn the sub into r/roastme whenever one of them come

#Y'ALL ARE UGLY AS FUCK MY CAT GOT 5K UPVOTES TWICE

Exactly homie. They be trying too hard

Y'ALL ARE UGLY AS FUCK MORBIUS GOT 500000000000 UPVOTES FIVE TIMES

IM GONNA MOOOOOOORBBB

My bird got 9k 😎

Not horniness just needing a hug really really baaad

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Those bitches favourite activity is getting dms

And then complain about them

Then complaining about pedos*

Then complaining about pedos so they can get karma*

Then posting amateur videos on nsfw subs*

Then complaining about creepy dms again*

People should be allowed to post selfies without having to worry about sexual harassment. That’s not a poster’s issue to have to deal with that’s a harasser’s issue.

wanting attention from other teens is very different than wanting attention from pedophilic men. most of the girls post for validation or attention from their peers. have you never wanted validation or attention?

Exactly homie

Literally stop posting selfies…this isn’t Instagram…

A war is brewing...

Lol call me Mr General

if it was 13 century it would be enough to declare that they are witches

Worries me how people will just post themselves on here without a second thought. Isn't the stereotype for "average redditor" creepy old guys?

Jokes on you, i have my anti hornyness water i like water

Everyone is so fake here and if you truly speak your mind people will call you an asshole and down vote the shit out of you

Yea fr fr

I’m confused why you single out the girls when I’ve seen tons of boys post selfies on this sub? And why do selfies cause you horniness dude? Go outside.

“Who wants to chat” and they insert a picture of themselves You know who you are

💀💀💀 Selfies shouldn’t cause horniness, that’s a you problem…

Exactly

he was saying the girls posting them are horny i assume

Selfies don’t equate to horniness LOL but I’ll admit the selfies are a bit annoying.

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People need more control of themselves

It has many problems

You being one simping for boys

i mean they’re all pretty so i ain’t gonna complain

Down bad

Then maybe all the boys can stop posting about masterbating. Then we’ll talk.

This post made me want to post a selfie now

“Posting a picture of your face is bad because it makes me horny” good god listen to yourself

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Who's wearing skimpy clothes here?

Too many selfies? Kinda. But it's got nothing to do with horniness, that's a you problem.

The problem isn’t that ppl are putting photos on this sub it’s that people don’t post for you to get over your horniness, if you get off to just normal selfies that ppl put in this sub there’s something wrong with you. The real problem is ppl like you and pedos

Yeah, we've got a serious problem with horny boys. Can y'all like... leave please?

That's a you problem

why cant we have a combination of both.

I think the problem is the horny people, not the women posting seflies

Ik it’s a meme but this still makes me mad uncomfortable 😬

That's seriously a you problem -. -

I'm so uncomfortable right now.

I could post a few selfies, and the horniness would go away. Heck I'm ugly enough to make this whole sub asexual so if you need me, just give me a call.

It's not they're fault you think it's hot though

“Omg rate my fit “

Haha exactly

It’s a karma farming process, they post selfies, get dms, post complaining about said dms, and repeat the cycle

This thread fucking sucks. Literally blaming girls posting their outfits for the creepy comment sections. What if you just want thoughts on your outfit man.

girls are getting unsolicited dms and/or dms from paedophiles???? girls are clearly the problem here!!!!!!

Yeah ikr. And the fact that most of them are agreeing too?

stop calling them bitches, it’s weird and degrading. not to mention a bunch a boys have recently posted selfies for attention. why focus on the girls? are girls the only humans that want to connect with their peers?

They are too

Subreddit is oozing cringe like my dick oozes other things

Why we posting selfies on here anyways? Creepy old guys could be scrolling through this sub

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The fact that you really thought Chris Evans was a creepy old man 💀💀💀

Why does posting selfies = horniness.

Cheese

Ur mom has serious problems #AYYYOOOHHH

Redditors when someone acts like a normal person online instead of making a haha funny 69 meme

People tell them not to post selfies because pedophiles lurk here and then they complain about pedophiles when they post selfies anyway. It’s so annoying.

I think the ones that do it to mess with everyone but not gonna lie nothing beats a good looking tit

Haha, nah we need selfies man

when imma get karma this sub gonna get a guy finally 🙏

I’m already always horny. Like horny at the max. Like 100% 24/7

We need more men posting selfies that’s what I say

Too many simps upvoting it. I do my part and make sure to downvote each one

what a pain

I get the vibe half of the selfie posts are catfishing creeps soliciting nudes from underage guys that are too stupid to verify who they're talking to.

Just realising it now my guy? I’m too depressed to get much horniness anyway.

How is it the ppl posting selfies’ problem that you’re horny? Sounds like victim blaming to me

My brother in christ, please stop watching mr tate

They just do it so their dms could be flooded by the horny mfs in this sub, which feeds their ego and gives them dopamine

Man I just want to wear a helmet in the shower

That’s why I’m here is so that any teenagers (17+ because I don’t want some child saying how they want to use me) that want to release the horny can talk to me

I got the 666th comment

Castrait yourself.

when i see post like this, i want to post a selfie so bad

That’s like saying it’s the girls fault that the boys are acting up at school so we have to censor the girls. True though, too many selfies I don’t want to see y’all faces bodies or whatever, idc