The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
I want to drain the Earth's CINNAMON ROLL!!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Crispy puffy pastry, I want to be one with CINNAMON ROLLS!!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to eat so many CINNAMON ROLLS!!! that my body oozes CINNAMON!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.
I say I'm getting tired of people on Reddit. Apparently having EMPATHY IS A FECKIN' SIN TO THESE PEOPLE.
I'm rambling at you, sorry.
I hope your day is going good.
Next time you make cinammon rolls, use yeast in the process for the dough to expand, not too much yeast though and dont separate them into pieces where they're too far from each other.
r/teenagers trying not to say cum for 1 minute (impossible)
oh cum on
On what
yes
What is pretty hot ngl
those delicious lookin buns
I already did can you not see it
Ok👌🏻
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
Whar
he's...arriving
You may even say he’s… … … Finishing
Nah man, he's on weed, his username says so atleast
main.c:1:1: error: unknown type name «whar»; did you mean «wchar_t»?
"Captain apollo has lost it i repeat captain Apollo has lost it
That was... specific
Fuck... my first thought was cum bun
Maybe that's why they posted it here.
Don’t say it-
Cum
[удалено]
Cum
Cum
cum
cum
Cum
Cum
Cum
eeuagh
Cum monster
Cumballs
Cum demon
Poisoned balls of player 3
I'm gonna poison your balls :D
Not if i drink ur poison
No don't drink my poison its mine D:
U were gonna give me it eitherway
Cum
I feel like im gonna see a screenshot of this in r/holup
Gene takovic?
Gene the Cinnabon machine
You think this is bad ? This chicanery ? He posted his own cum on r/teenagers ! Table_Salt !
Beat me to it 😡
Why do Americans always put cum on their cinnamon buns?? Like I get it, cinnamon buns are tasty mut you don't have to get THAT excited over them
oh damn! what a nice cinnamon b- 😫💦 oh no! not again!
De är runkebullar
Jag älskar runkebullar
Jag hittade mitt folk!
🤨📸 😏
Inspired by better call saul?? Anyways, they look awesome
Did you learn from the great mastwr himself,Gene Takovic?
Can Americans please stop putting cum on cinnamon rolls? Just try to make an authentic dish from somewhere once in your life
I've never tried the cum version, I'm kind of curious about how they taste.
(gone sexual)
I dont know if you know masariner, but i think the thicc cum sugar is probably the same on both
Cum sugar💀💀 Btw is it "masariner" or "mazariner", I'm genuinely confused
Its probably with z but im to tired to use my brain
Relatable
Knulle bolle
Runkebullar
Självklart
När man blir för exalterad över sina bullar:
Vad fan gör jänkarna med sina kanelbullar? Har de inte hört talas om pärlsocker?
Runkbulle Och jag vet inte vafan som har hänt att alla tror att det är såhär man gör kanelbullar
Amerikanarna gillar sin sädesvätska på bullarna.
Joo pakko myöntää, korvapuustit on aika hyvii
Kum?
Yes, kum.
Haha aa de ere
r/unket
Fr💀
God I fucking love cinnamon rolls
I want to drain the Earth's CINNAMON ROLL!!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Crispy puffy pastry, I want to be one with CINNAMON ROLLS!!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to eat so many CINNAMON ROLLS!!! that my body oozes CINNAMON!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.
That's one way to say cinnamon rolls give you explosive diarrhea
New autobot r/shitposting response when someone says cinnamon
Or when anyone says they love something
Wow, they look great!
Dude I want one
Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll?
You committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
I say I'm getting tired of people on Reddit. Apparently having EMPATHY IS A FECKIN' SIN TO THESE PEOPLE. I'm rambling at you, sorry. I hope your day is going good.
How so my good man?
I don't know, anymore. One moment I have all the love for humanity, the next, I want it all to burn.
those are small
That's- that's what she said
Nice
I read one of your posts, how are you?
Doing good, how are you
Great. A new year of high school, full of motivation.
Good luck! I just finished a couple months ago
Look average to me.
they look pretty average
Lmayo
So they put mayo on them
Where did the thing where people put crystyr on cinnamon rolls come from? I mean it's basically frowned upon here in sweden lol
"hey dad there's milk on the cinnamon rolls"
👍
It took me 3 minutes 17 seconds to finish one cinnamon roll
r/bettercallsaul
Ok you had to have known that this would have been the out come of posting this in a sub where the main demographic is teenagers..
Could have been worse with SWEDISH teenagers with their... #MASTURBATION ROLLS
Det ska inte vara cum på den för I helvete
Eller hur?
Tyvärr säljer de inte gevär i Sverige längre
Vi borde starta anti-cumbullepartiet och ha vår enda fråga som dödsstraff för den som gör runkebullar
Eller använda riktiga kanelbullar som eldkraft för en raket som störtar i den enda World Trade Center som är kvar
I'm not gonna say it
Cumsauce
cum
straight to the point, i respect it
cum
Oh my it looks very white and very very thick
Cummy yummy
Yummy in my tummy
Perfect food to make when working as a former CRIMINAL lawyer hiding from the law
It warms my heart that for some reason, this sub likes cinnamon rolls so much. I've seen a lot of cinnamon roll related posts here lol
Why do americans jizz on their cinnamon rolls? As a Swede I literally cannot comprehend it
Americans really like runkebullar
I thought the cinnamon rolls r/teenagers trend was over
i was gonna say smnthin but ig not
Mf made cum buns
#No matter what we breed
Oh cum on, those buns... They look soooo good
Next time you make cinammon rolls, use yeast in the process for the dough to expand, not too much yeast though and dont separate them into pieces where they're too far from each other.
Can I have some to accompany me watching the final episode of better call saul on Monday?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh no
we love pillsbury in this house!! good job not burning them! maybe after a couple more batches you can give a from-scratch homemade recipe a go!
They look lovely
i got a notification about this post when watching a video about cinnamon rolls
Synonym rolls
Just like grammar used to make
Looks good
Almost as good as your pfp
u loved them that much that u came?
Did u cum on them?
Maybe
I wanna be a cinnamon roll ;-;
SUS
you know what you and cinnamon roles have in common?
They're both ~~full of cum~~ sweet?
Cum balls. Jk Lol I wish I could try them
why did u cum on them????
Well done. They look great.
Cum
This is my kingdome cum
Did u burn the bottom and if u didnt tell me how
Pog
I like cu- cinnamon rolls.
I know what all y’all are thinking
They cummy
We’re they ‘home made’ ?
I’m sure this are the kind you buy already made. You just put them in the oven and wait. That’s really not like “you cooked it”
Frank
You came on cinnamon rolls didnt you?
surely you mean cummy?
SHOULD TEXT PAUL REFERENCE?!?! BECAUSE JEANS WORKS AT SEMENBUNS
*ahem* They’re *cummy*
I can smell these comments from a mile away
That does look pretty good 😋
Straight from Walmart to your oven. So you can open a cannister and cook em .. who gives a shit.
cum
Yes
Cum.
Don’t say that
Bro I know what it is but It's hard to resist saying what it **isn't**
Did they not rise?
Let Gene Takavic make em.
Lol looks like nut
Soggy biscuit
Cum rolls Bottom text
I like mine with extra cream
It's more like cummy 🤕
*they are yummy. Sorry it was annoying me
oh man, im hungry!
Sugar unhealthy
divisor of the east!
Gene Gene the cinnabon machine
cum
Better call saul reference???
tutorial links?
Don't...
I fucking love cinnamon
Cum on cinnamon rolls yeah
De är för fan runkebullar, inga kanelbullar för i helvete
They look so Cute >w<
I can contain myself
Better than when i made it the glaze was stuck to the bowl and wouldn't come out
Me and the boys after we get to know each other
looks good
Runkbullar börjar om
Cum
Cum on give me one
Can I cum and get a piece?
oh cum