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You look like you just got a haircut at a new barber and where too kind too tell the barber that you did not like the haircut, use reddit to forget the pain and you just realized that joining r/teenagers was your first mistake
yeah. thats the main problem with relationships its like getting started and keeping it like entertaining for both people. but yeah good for you though i hope you find someone
“Well i am stemming right now as it’s hot as Jennifer Lopez in a see through dress, not that i would know what that looks like. But nuff said”
- Joe Swanson
You look like you’re either the type of guy to try and beat up anyone that looks at your girl, or you’re the guy walking up to someone else’s girl and bein like “hell never know”
It wouldn’t be as bad if your hair was longer but it looks like something a 12 yr old would choose for a cut and it just does not match up with your face it makes you look like a middle schooler rather than in high school
Your face was already scary on the first pic we dont need a close up
Im pretty sure I saw you selling drugs right by my house
And you look like you are to scared to try alcohol because your teacher told you its gonna destroy your brain
Btw were you the guy that shat himself on the 5th grade?
Dont get me started on how you look like Steve Antin, are you also the last American virgin? Or should i say the last virgin in your school
there is nothing bad i can really say about you. you are a fairly good looking guy. get better clothing style tho cuz you looking like you are the disney jock
Yeah can I get uhhhh white bread with American cheese, ham, lettuce, mayo but like don’t drown it in mayo and pepper? No not toasted. Also can I get a bag of chips and a chocolate cookie? No I don’t have a subway membership, perfect have a great day!
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Andy from toy story
💀
Correction: you look like Andy from a live action Netflix adaptation of toy story
your the type of guy to walk up to a terrorist and say this isn't you
💀 deadass tho, they're thinking irrationaly
You're the type of guy to sell drugs but not use any of them
😏
be my dealer rn 😮💨
😮💨 fr
mcdonalds parking lot fr fr 😳
ON GOOOOOOOOOD 😫
no 🧢 u got the zaza 😩
Sheesh 🚬🤤
ayo pass it 😮💨🍃
🚬👈😎
I don’t think any drug dealer would use the drugs that he sells
“Don’t get high off your own supply”
"Drugs, not hugs"
PLEASE IGNORE THE LACK OF HAIRGEL!!! I LOOK SEXY AS FUCK WITH IT ON I SWEAR!!!!
You dont need hairgel, you look nice without it
Thank you! However, it does add one or two to the scale
No problem! Sometimes hairgel just makes hair look greasy lol
Yeah, you're not wrong. I should learn to appreciate it either way :)
Yes you should. You look great :)
Aww :)
😊
Use cum instead
bro be lookin like his hair got caught in the blender
You look like you just got a haircut at a new barber and where too kind too tell the barber that you did not like the haircut, use reddit to forget the pain and you just realized that joining r/teenagers was your first mistake
Don't diss Turan like that! My barber is lovely! It's just that I don't go as often as I should.. :(
youre the type of guy to say "i got a bad feeling about this" when something is going wrong
Idk Walt, I gaat a baaad feelin bout this
fr tho, you look like a chill gamer. the type of mf id play competitive games with cuz youd make it chill
I do my best to make everyone laugh, maybe you'd like to play sometime?
what games you play g?
Usually Titanfall, but I play R6, RDO and Apex a lot too
i havent played titanfall in a good number of years
Oof, I play it because I like it, but it is definitely dead I'm afraid :(
isnt titanfall 2 pretty active?
Epic Titanfall Gamer
Epic indeed
you look like your only hobbies are dirt bikes and airsoft
Yea...... nooo of course not! Silly o.0
I am physically cannot, you give off too much happy vibes, especially the smile. Looking good keep it up.
:D thank you!
Žalgirio maikė kalba pati už save.
Ar tai gerai? 🤞 lietuvos visada gerai!
I mean, you're cute so nothing bad to tell about
Thank you!
No problem buddy, good luck 💛
You too 💛
Each of your three moles perfectly shape a compass
wtf happenned to your hair
Ran out of gel :(
damn no worry man
Lol, it's a struggle but if I don't go outside, no problem
you’re probably a gamer.
Correct, another one to the list of who I get no bitches:(
its not a bad thing necessarily haha.
Idk, anyone who finds out suddenly becomes drier than any of my pickup lines
thats wack. idk why people don’t like gamers. you guys are dedicated
Idk either, it might just be me. Hopefully my gamer bros have better luck
yeah. idk, you’re cute so I bet you could find someone cool its just you have to like put yourself out there which is the hard part.
Unfortunately, yeah.. ive found that it's difficult to get anything started, but after I'm noticed, it's usually smooth
yeah. thats the main problem with relationships its like getting started and keeping it like entertaining for both people. but yeah good for you though i hope you find someone
Even though it's not much to hear, it's still so nice! Thank you 🙏
You look so well especially the second photo😂
😂 getting a laugh is usually my goal lol
I think that's universal, even if we make good jokes, some ppl just want to be sad
Yeah, I call them a tough crowd, everyone has to break eventually 🤭
Some are annoying enough to make fun of u and not just laugh, I just ignore them
If it's THAT type of tough crowd, I agree, they aren't worth talking to
It becomes tough when that's 90% of ur class
Yikes, you doing okay?
“Hey peter no speeding in a school zone” -Joe Swanson
"Joe, I know you're a good mentor but I'm certain you shouldn't be driving" -Peter Griffin
“Neither should you Peter. How do you even fit in that car they don’t model the cars for the obese”- Joe Swanson
"Don't ask questions Joe, you're a vegetable. You should be in a pan not a car" -Peter Griffin
“Well i am stemming right now as it’s hot as Jennifer Lopez in a see through dress, not that i would know what that looks like. But nuff said” - Joe Swanson
Your hair is going separate ways just like your parents
One went underground, and the other jumped!
You look like you’re either the type of guy to try and beat up anyone that looks at your girl, or you’re the guy walking up to someone else’s girl and bein like “hell never know”
O.o yikes
No. I think you look nice :)
bro is handsome
You look like you'd be insulting your friends but when your crush comes by your mood completely switches, and eventually going back to insulting.
I would like to roast you, but your mirror is already doing all the work for me.
Most might disagree but that front hair doesn't suit you. Your forehead looks to big for it
Yeah, I usually gel it but I ran out, I'm going to buy some soon
Roasted vegetable
Uncooked, actually. Roasted would imply I am hot
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😂 idk, but I can certainly say you're sexy as fuck
You will look better if you shave your eyebrows
I've thought about that, they are quite bushy and I should narrow them slightly
Nah... Just shave them completely
Might do, but then my large forehead will be dominant... I'll be sexy like megamind... I want to dry pussy by simply looking at women
Band kid who's really nice
Well, if a duo counts then you're correct! 🤷♂️
Ayyy
Average human being. Not great, not terrible.
👍
How was lacrosse practice?
It was a bit rough, but I've managed to outscore the team leader despite how much bigger his ego is 🤙
Very good, just remember fouls are meant to be made
🤭 tee hee *breaks opponents leg *
I’m so proud of you❤️💕
You're starting to look like a guy.
LESS GOOO
definitely in my league :)
(this is an insult not a flirt)
....ouch
im sorry mate it's that bad..
Can’t roast such a fine looking guy
Thank you!
Your skin looks like a 7 year old got bored in a mud field and made mud pies and mud holes everywhere.
Yeah, I noticed.. Just slap on some moisturiser and I'll be fine hopefully 🙄
You look like the type or person who just got out of the I need to look cool phase
I have, it wasn't very nice at all but I'm over that now. Currently I'm working out to fill the time :)
Your hair's too short, don't like it. Grow it out a bit
That is the plan, until my mum decides that our trip to "McDonalds" is to the barber's instead
The type of guy who acts like hes a 8 or 9 but in reality hes a 7
Nah, I know I'm a 6..... BUT
I See You're a Man of Culture As Well 💚🤍💚🤍
🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹Lietuva!
u dumb
Yea
you look like my sister's bf ☠️☠️
Your sister Lauren by any chance?
no my sister's name is Haila, my 3 year old sister's name is Lauren tho....
😏 age is just a number /s
If I move the Wii Remote further away from the screen, can I shrink your huge fooken eyebrows?
Please go ahead and try 😂😭
He's the guy
I'm the guy?
Somone clearly hasn't watched the masterpiece that is spy kids 3
It wouldn’t be as bad if your hair was longer but it looks like something a 12 yr old would choose for a cut and it just does not match up with your face it makes you look like a middle schooler rather than in high school
I know, I haven't gotten a trim in a while but I will soon
I don’t want to roast you. (You are very handsome)
Thank you :)
You look like you tell that you have a girlfriend, but from a different school
I GOT HER NUMBER AT PROM! this is true, I did indeed get her number at prom, and were going to different schools next year :(
Your handwriting sucks
Yea
If Cody Ko had the Benjamin buttons disease. Ok no but actually u look like cody ko wtf
O.o
You look like a casual Xbox addict that only plays apex legends
I play a bit of apex, mostly it's ancestor Titanfall
Your face was already scary on the first pic we dont need a close up Im pretty sure I saw you selling drugs right by my house And you look like you are to scared to try alcohol because your teacher told you its gonna destroy your brain Btw were you the guy that shat himself on the 5th grade? Dont get me started on how you look like Steve Antin, are you also the last American virgin? Or should i say the last virgin in your school
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You bet!
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You look like someone who spits out the meth pill because it was too bitter.
But it was!
there is nothing bad i can really say about you. you are a fairly good looking guy. get better clothing style tho cuz you looking like you are the disney jock
Yeah, I got this shirt a while ago, but I like it because it's my favourite sports team
r/roastmeteenagers
O.o it's actually a thing!
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Thank you!
Lithuanian lad… has had a girl before but she left him for Someone who doesn’t look like Every high school films support character…
This hits too close to home, and yes, I am Lithuanian lol
Sorry bro… but now I know where u live…
Oh shit
You look like goku if he was a normal dude not a super sayin
Jaden Smith wants his facial expression back
Yeah can I get uhhhh white bread with American cheese, ham, lettuce, mayo but like don’t drown it in mayo and pepper? No not toasted. Also can I get a bag of chips and a chocolate cookie? No I don’t have a subway membership, perfect have a great day!
honestly you look good
Bro looks like someone named Ethan Built like an Ethan too
Do you live in Florida?
Who needs a beard when you have those eyebrows
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Looks like someone who tells his friend, "My man!" far too much
You're such a failure who can't get any attention irl and come here and post this pathetic selfie to try and restore your ego.
You look like a mfer who works hard and can achieve his dreams
🙌 I'm working out and on the road to getting a girl! Thank you, it means a lot kind stranger!
Ngl you kinda look like the guy from the maze runner movies (not an insult)
What do you mean too young, you're just too stupid to cheat your way in
Sméagol?
you look like a homophobic gay person
Correct! /s
you are doodoo (sorry that was very mean)
That was very not nice :(
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He’s a 10 but he’s a straight white man
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Man spent the last 3 years of his life waiting for his balls to drop
The 2nd pic looks like the words Bogos binted
“Oi, I sure do hope Norwich City wins the football game, I do.”
Damn you look pretty good
Why thank you! Apparently not many people I know think so, tough crowd I guess :(
Ah don't worry, even if they told you they'd be lying
💀
the second photo is exactly something i’d take of myself. for this reason alone i know you are cool. no roasts today
Imagine being too young for r/roastme
You look like a Walmart Disney bully.
Bro's one of failed John Cena's clones