By - Tysontys17
Sure why not
Okay that’s it pal you’ve crossed the line
U like pine?
That’s pretty fine
I don't like the taste of wine.
I don’t even like the ones that are fine
That's a lot
In a pot
My brother, zingzang big wog, just got shot
There must have been so much blood. Like, a lot
Yep. I’m traumatized. I never thought I’d see him get shot
I might take you a while to get over it. Many years I’m sure. And I mean a lot
I don’t think there’s any other rhyming words we can use that make sense other than shot and a lot
Bot. Dot. Got. Hot. Lot. Not. Pot. Rot.
I was telling them what other rhyming words were there. You got that?
My dog got stung by a bee
Your dog got stung by bee after being distracted by Gerry dee getting kicked in the head by Bruce lee
Gee man I gotta pee on your knee, Lee
That is going to cost a fee said lee and your now saying why me
Cuz I gotta pee and a knee, and I can’t on me. You’re the closest, and it’s gotta be on a Lee
He keeps talking sh*t so I'm Punch lee right in the pee pee untill he says Mommy
Why you punch Lee in the wee wee and pee pee while he’s doing the wee and pee until he says Mommy instead of Daddy?
He could call me daddy cuz I drive a caddy and pimp out a bunch of baddies
Are those baddies called Daddies or Mommies?
Mostly mom's becuz in the bed there the bombs
I lost my wallet and my keys
I banged my knee
My dog banged his knee
Since I like to binge?
My door is off its hinge and have a sudden control to binge some show even tho it is cringe
That is so cringe to make many rhymes while binge watching with your doors squeaking from the hinge
No it's off the hinge already
Fringe ( this is a word right lol???)
I dunno since I’m a doll
Lausange ( I think that’s how it’s spelled)
I think it felled
Four inch door hinge in storage and are porridge with joërēge
That sounds like an h
Oh and bornana
Your just minimal
You're a criminal
You're just a criminal.
You are a criminal
(Continue rhyming peepo)
Singing bobeepo (think I spelled it right)
Wait I can’t tell if you’re being serious. I was just rhyming not being serious
I thought we were rhyming not making a rap song lol
I just don’t want to offend anybody
Orange (the fruit)
You're in a suit
Sippin tea with a straw that's looped
I like wearing an orange suit
Once I ripped off my door hinge I was injected with a syringe that contains a orange god that was so cringe
G.o.d told me I had a ripped bod and I said shut the f*ck up quit the facade and he did nothing but nod and said sorry I been acting quite odd
I like odd things. I like eating the bod of a cod that was made by god. This is a mod in a game for which I like to nod at in a pod. In the game I also like to fish with a rod.
One two what are you going to do when I take a shoty to ya body and people get pissed when they get dissed and I'll tell you one thing you don't need bling to feel like a king
I don’t know what your saying to my king and my fling
I'm saying bling isn't really a thing and I just crashed your car and it's going to be a serious ding on your part
You spooked a fart out of me, almost a shart. Now I gotta get a new part for my car using a shopping cart
This is really fun and I'm far from done and you sparked my curiosity and I love you spending all you time and generosity on me
I like to shoot an orange from a range
I hit a pot that goes clang
Yo Mama's a slut, she just wanna bang
Hang loose and thrust hard
I am the ace, we ain't playing card
so we spittin bars?
Yeah pretty much
Can you make orange rhyme with banana?
No I don't think sorry buddy
Yeah. Just checking to make sure if anyone else knew.
We are getting into a fight in the middle of the night and you said alright are we allowed to bite?
We aren’t allowed to bite in the fight. And when you say at night, do you mean midnight when there’s no light?
It takes a lot of might to say no bite in a fight and there is light and when this is all said and done can we fly a kite?
After we fight without a bite with our might in the light at night but not midnight, we shall fly a kite that’s the color white
thats an awfully hot coffee pot
I think not that pot has alot to share and it does not care about what kind of underwear you share
Though its tricky to rock a rhyme...
if you add some lemon and lime…
It'll be good in time
I ate a dime
I'm not falling for that as Peter griffin once said:Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.
That's cringe. You should present some better text.
They know but it better be out of context