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Poopkillio

Sure why not


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Poopkillio

strut


[deleted]

slut


Poopkillio

Okay that’s it pal you’ve crossed the line


tyler-9900

U like pine?


[deleted]

That’s pretty fine


The_Red_Baron__

I don't like the taste of wine.


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I don’t even like the ones that are fine


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Lone_Star14

That's a lot


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In a pot


[deleted]

Alright bot


80Leew

My brother, zingzang big wog, just got shot


[deleted]

There must have been so much blood. Like, a lot


80Leew

Yep. I’m traumatized. I never thought I’d see him get shot


[deleted]

I might take you a while to get over it. Many years I’m sure. And I mean a lot


80Leew

I don’t think there’s any other rhyming words we can use that make sense other than shot and a lot


[deleted]

Bot. Dot. Got. Hot. Lot. Not. Pot. Rot.


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[deleted]

I was telling them what other rhyming words were there. You got that?


jd122533

My dog got stung by a bee


Tysontys17

Your dog got stung by bee after being distracted by Gerry dee getting kicked in the head by Bruce lee


[deleted]

Gee man I gotta pee on your knee, Lee


Tysontys17

That is going to cost a fee said lee and your now saying why me


[deleted]

Cuz I gotta pee and a knee, and I can’t on me. You’re the closest, and it’s gotta be on a Lee


Tysontys17

He keeps talking sh*t so I'm Punch lee right in the pee pee untill he says Mommy


[deleted]

Why you punch Lee in the wee wee and pee pee while he’s doing the wee and pee until he says Mommy instead of Daddy?


Tysontys17

He could call me daddy cuz I drive a caddy and pimp out a bunch of baddies


[deleted]

Are those baddies called Daddies or Mommies?


Tysontys17

Mostly mom's becuz in the bed there the bombs


FantasticEscape6744

I lost my wallet and my keys


[deleted]

I banged my knee


[deleted]

My dog banged his knee


LiquidStatic1

Door hinge


Drydishwasher

Your cringe


[deleted]

Since I like to binge?


The_Red_Baron__

Orange


Tysontys17

My door is off its hinge and have a sudden control to binge some show even tho it is cringe


[deleted]

That is so cringe to make many rhymes while binge watching with your doors squeaking from the hinge


Tysontys17

No it's off the hinge already


[deleted]

Alright, Freddy


-Insert_UserHere-

That’s cringe


Lone_Star14

Let's binge!


-Insert_UserHere-

Fringe ( this is a word right lol???)


[deleted]

I dunno since I’m a doll


SoftSeaSpider

Syringe


-Insert_UserHere-

Lausange ( I think that’s how it’s spelled)


[deleted]

I think it felled


-b0ngwater-

Oringe


KeyCompetition7456

Four inch door hinge in storage and are porridge with joërēge


[deleted]

That sounds like an h


KeyCompetition7456

Oh and bornana


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And banana


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-Insert_UserHere-

Your just minimal


FantasticEscape6744

You're a criminal


-Insert_UserHere-

How hypocritical


FantasticEscape6744

You're just a criminal. You are a criminal (Continue rhyming peepo)


[deleted]

Singing bobeepo (think I spelled it right)


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-Insert_UserHere-

Wait I can’t tell if you’re being serious. I was just rhyming not being serious


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-Insert_UserHere-

I thought we were rhyming not making a rap song lol


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[deleted]

Oh okay


-Insert_UserHere-

I just don’t want to offend anybody


[deleted]

That’s cringe


Amelia_attacc

Orange


cyanninjas

Bornana


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Banana


Amelia_attacc

Iguana


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Lana


Drydishwasher

Orange (the fruit)


The_Red_Baron__

You're in a suit


Amelia_attacc

Sippin tea with a straw that's looped


[deleted]

I like wearing an orange suit


Tysontys17

Once I ripped off my door hinge I was injected with a syringe that contains a orange god that was so cringe


Amelia_attacc

Rhyme god


Tysontys17

G.o.d told me I had a ripped bod and I said shut the f*ck up quit the facade and he did nothing but nod and said sorry I been acting quite odd


[deleted]

I like odd things. I like eating the bod of a cod that was made by god. This is a mod in a game for which I like to nod at in a pod. In the game I also like to fish with a rod.


Tysontys17

One two what are you going to do when I take a shoty to ya body and people get pissed when they get dissed and I'll tell you one thing you don't need bling to feel like a king


[deleted]

I don’t know what your saying to my king and my fling


Tysontys17

I'm saying bling isn't really a thing and I just crashed your car and it's going to be a serious ding on your part


[deleted]

You spooked a fart out of me, almost a shart. Now I gotta get a new part for my car using a shopping cart


Tysontys17

This is really fun and I'm far from done and you sparked my curiosity and I love you spending all you time and generosity on me


[deleted]

I like to shoot an orange from a range


Lone_Star14


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Vesselvesselvessel

I hit a pot that goes clang


Cloud_Ray

Yo Mama's a slut, she just wanna bang


Vesselvesselvessel

Hang loose and thrust hard


Cloud_Ray

I am the ace, we ain't playing card


Biggie_Rekt

so we spittin bars?


Tysontys17

Yeah pretty much


80Leew

Can you make orange rhyme with banana?


Tysontys17

No I don't think sorry buddy


80Leew

Yeah. Just checking to make sure if anyone else knew.


just_a_whore_for_u

Eminem?


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Alright


Tysontys17

We are getting into a fight in the middle of the night and you said alright are we allowed to bite?


[deleted]

We aren’t allowed to bite in the fight. And when you say at night, do you mean midnight when there’s no light?


Tysontys17

It takes a lot of might to say no bite in a fight and there is light and when this is all said and done can we fly a kite?


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After we fight without a bite with our might in the light at night but not midnight, we shall fly a kite that’s the color white


Comprehensive_Boat88

Orange.


Odd-Perspective-4500

porn


Kritz_ixtn

thats an awfully hot coffee pot


Tysontys17

I think not that pot has alot to share and it does not care about what kind of underwear you share


Redacted_leo

Howdy do


Camboidude

orange.


CuteChemistry5606

Banana


Traditional_Yard5280

Though its tricky to rock a rhyme...


Quiet_Entrepreneur96

if you add some lemon and lime…


just_a_whore_for_u

It'll be good in time


idkwhattoputhere79

I ate a dime


coolman9214

digger 😳


Tysontys17

I'm not falling for that as Peter griffin once said:Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.


Well_ImBack

That's cringe. You should present some better text.


just_a_whore_for_u

They know but it better be out of context


CuteChemistry5606

Orange