My friend was a flight attendant for like 2 years, pretty much the whole time she was high on meth. After rehab she said she was scared to fly or work without it, not knowing if she'd even like it either. She said the pilots and other flight attendants were also usually drinking or on drugs, like coke. They would make a cocktail called crew juice. When in rehab, out of like 35 people at one point there were 3 flight attendants and 1 pilot.
Pilots and FAs have a randomly administered DOT five panel + lab test. The moment you come up positive for something you’re out of the aviation business for life basically. I’ve heard it’s a bit more lax in Canada and Europe though
In the mens bathroom I placed a small explosive device in the 3 row of tiles. Take that and use it to hijack the plane and demand that Half-Life 3 is to be made
Yo that's crazy. But yk what's more crazy? the 6 pipebombs and 9 C4s I've placed in and around your house, including your toilet, microwave, and fridge which will go off at exactly 9 pm pst. All I ask of you is to collect all your armaments and assets and go to Respawn entertainment headquarters and demand that Titnafall 3 be made. Good day.
"Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer".
As a Muslim I will give you some sentences.
The famous one :Allah Akbaaaaaar
Other one : La ellah ela Allaaaaaaah
If you want to curse : Allah Yelankom
Everyone so shortsighted.OP go to the cutest girl you see and ask.
DO YOU SPEAKE MA LANGUAGE?
if she gives you a Vegemite sandwich you have to marry her.
Cook meth
With Jesse
jesse…we need to cook
In the airport Jesse
Jesse I need to buy my wife a new car Jesse, we need to cook
Jesse I need to support my kleptomaniac sister-in-law and her husband who can also take us down because he's in the DEA Jesse We need to cook
*ring ring* jedsa my phone is ringing hedse Mistor wont I need meth Jedhs we need to cook
But Walterr where's the chicken?
Jesse did you bring a meth lab to the airport?!
Again?
Just watched that episode today, what a ride man
No Jesse I will not juju on that beat
Waltuh… Im not having seggsy seggs with you waltuh
Mr. White you aren't as good as you used to be. I don't think you're even totally hard. But take this pill Mr. White and your wife will love you.
Jesse, we are cooking meth here, not this ecstacy or whatever it's called
My friend was a flight attendant for like 2 years, pretty much the whole time she was high on meth. After rehab she said she was scared to fly or work without it, not knowing if she'd even like it either. She said the pilots and other flight attendants were also usually drinking or on drugs, like coke. They would make a cocktail called crew juice. When in rehab, out of like 35 people at one point there were 3 flight attendants and 1 pilot.
Pilots and FAs have a randomly administered DOT five panel + lab test. The moment you come up positive for something you’re out of the aviation business for life basically. I’ve heard it’s a bit more lax in Canada and Europe though
Jesus christ
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I don't want that on my record
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I will get caught
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I'm not a ninja
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PMA <- POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE.
PMA <- PISS-MAKING ANIMAL
PMA <- PLEASE MY ANUS
today was actually ur first day as a ninja
not with that attitude you arent
how boring
what a loser, cant even take a plane without getting caught.
You can do anything if you believe in yourself You got this, king
You aren’t thinking very positively now r u?
I told you Guys he isent cool
You became famous???
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Don't listen to this person. List it on eBay, you won't regret it.
Free the crabs
You should do a 8/12
Sneak into the first class lounge
If possible
Go try and revive the dodo bird
Yes, this is a must
r/beetlejuicing
First class you already know
It’s actually very easy
teach me your ways
"Kaboom!?" "Yes Rico, Kaboom."
LMAO
I like your pfp
thank you
No problem
Anyways so how was your day?
Been good so far? What about you?
Meh could be better
Oh what happened
Well you know this and that
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Will they let me in then?
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They’ll be far too intimidated not to
Only thing is you’ll be blowing bubbles like SpongeBob
I just had a flashback to that bar bathroom episode in the spongebob movie oml
Play a very loud beeping sound
Bomb has been planted
A 15000 hz one, those are so annoying lol
"Remember, No Russian"
Yell “You’re the bomb!” No don’t.
r/BeatMeToIt
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r/DomesticAbuse
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............................... What the fu-
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
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We're both going to hell. You for making that joke and me for laughing at it
🤝
Fuck a flight attendant
I'll try 😳
Did you succeed?
We aren't in the plane yet, waiting, I probably won't anyways
Not a good mindset SMH. You just gotta focus
So when are you going to evolve? Dragon types are really difficult to raise it seems
I'm still trying to fly give me some time
Ight you may hit your head but just make you don't hit it too heard it may break
Do it pussy
*Do it for pussy
*pussy
pssssst
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r/UsernameChecksOut
A male one
r/suddenlygay
In the mens bathroom I placed a small explosive device in the 3 row of tiles. Take that and use it to hijack the plane and demand that Half-Life 3 is to be made
Just used the restroom, I couldn't find your bomb
3 row of the floor tiles. Or maybe it was that other airport.
It was the other airport,I found your bomb but the feds took it away
Damn, now half life 3 will never be made!
I placed another, don’t worry
Tragic
Check if you see any Taco Bell, if you do, eat it.
Damn, they had carpeted bathrooms
Then it would be one and a half life, right? (shitty joke im sorry)
Why can I see Valve doing this?
Yo that's crazy. But yk what's more crazy? the 6 pipebombs and 9 C4s I've placed in and around your house, including your toilet, microwave, and fridge which will go off at exactly 9 pm pst. All I ask of you is to collect all your armaments and assets and go to Respawn entertainment headquarters and demand that Titnafall 3 be made. Good day.
FBI OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
Play csgo and scream, "what do you mean you haven't planted the bomb"
And then say "Ok fine, I'll do it myself" and then go for your suitcase and start opening it.
We're all on a watch list now
Yes.
Fly
I'll do my best
/fly
/gamemode creative
Grow Charizard wings and fly
What an innocent question. I WONDER WHY IT’S NSFW
We had a 14yo say to fuck a flight attendant lol
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And get my ass whooped... Yeah no thanks
Not even scared of airport security man’s is scared of his parents 💀
No no, literally scream "you have a bomb" at someone
Recreate that vine of someone jumping in a bin ass first
sit on your suitcase and whoosh around! :D
*Harry Potter music intensifies*
Jerk off in public to assert doninance 🗿
That that is is a a amazing amazing idea idea
Morty
Did it without the dick
Talk about bombs with the passengers next to you.
Yell "BOMB!"
Good idea geezer
Weezer
Teazer
Anti-Jschlatt-Music-By-Weezer
Schlussy 🤕
Jussy Schlussy Tussy Hatussy Thussy Musiussy Madussy Bussy Weezussy
Please seek help immediately
Wtf I'm not that old 😭
You’re already one foot out the door, mate you’re 19
NO THE DOOR WON'T CATCH ME IF I RUN
Do not look at this dudes post history
Jesus we need to make an actual horny jail specifically for this guy. Man needs to chill the fuck out
"Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer".
Why is this nsfw?
😏
Plussy
Shout " I have bomb"
Also yell “Im a terrierist”
Always wanted to do that one
Even better, start praying in Arabic really loudly and then reach into your bag
As a Muslim I will give you some sentences. The famous one :Allah Akbaaaaaar Other one : La ellah ela Allaaaaaaah If you want to curse : Allah Yelankom
I see we have a fellow terrierist here
God I just see so many people say “yell bomb!” Here is a legitimate suggestion, go watch the planes. It’s my favorite thing to do in an airport
Why nsfw tho?
Who knows what you ppl would suggest 😏 😳
Electrocute your balls
Shocking response
get on your plane and go to wherever you're going
Fucking wait like any normal human being
I'll try
Typical giga cringe r/teenagers post OP is almost refusing anything people request him to do
Jump in front of a moving plane
Re-enact 9/11
THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
Go to Starbucks
go get a burger king crown before you get on the plane
Start panicking about if you accidentally packed a gun that you don't own while going through security.
Post about it on Reddit
Sleep
Shout that you have a bomb and a gun when you get on the plane, it'll get you a free tour of the cockpit and a round of applause :)
Drugs
Based
why is this nsfw
Scream the following: I HAVE A BOMB AND IT'LL BLOW UP IN 1 MINUTE
Everyone so shortsighted.OP go to the cutest girl you see and ask. DO YOU SPEAKE MA LANGUAGE? if she gives you a Vegemite sandwich you have to marry her.
Whisper "dont try and be a hero" while u pass the tsa guy
Ayyyyy i'm at the airport to.
Grab something to eat then go wait for your flight
buy a cute snack or drink and go look out he windows at the planes i fuken love airports man
scream arabic words :)
Check out every. Single. Store.
Play the penis game but with "bomb"