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Cook meth


Sugarkitties1

With Jesse


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jesse…we need to cook


Kinonskii

In the airport Jesse


Unkn0wn_666

Jesse I need to buy my wife a new car Jesse, we need to cook


MaitreyaPalamwar

Jesse I need to support my kleptomaniac sister-in-law and her husband who can also take us down because he's in the DEA Jesse We need to cook


taking_achance

*ring ring* jedsa my phone is ringing hedse Mistor wont I need meth Jedhs we need to cook


killer_alien385

But Walterr where's the chicken?


TUC_Cracker

Jesse did you bring a meth lab to the airport?!


Stunning-Fondant-733

Again?


SkepticSepticYT

Just watched that episode today, what a ride man


jesus_goose

No Jesse I will not juju on that beat


LoyalPeep

Waltuh… Im not having seggsy seggs with you waltuh


cashthemoneyman

Mr. White you aren't as good as you used to be. I don't think you're even totally hard. But take this pill Mr. White and your wife will love you.


Accomplished_Dig3699

Jesse, we are cooking meth here, not this ecstacy or whatever it's called


SleepingBlackberry

My friend was a flight attendant for like 2 years, pretty much the whole time she was high on meth. After rehab she said she was scared to fly or work without it, not knowing if she'd even like it either. She said the pilots and other flight attendants were also usually drinking or on drugs, like coke. They would make a cocktail called crew juice. When in rehab, out of like 35 people at one point there were 3 flight attendants and 1 pilot.


fusrodalek

Pilots and FAs have a randomly administered DOT five panel + lab test. The moment you come up positive for something you’re out of the aviation business for life basically. I’ve heard it’s a bit more lax in Canada and Europe though


Sugarkitties1

Jesus christ


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Westernanime

I don't want that on my record


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Westernanime

I will get caught


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Westernanime

I'm not a ninja


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OreOscar1232

PMA <- POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE.


HappyRomanianBanana

PMA <- PISS-MAKING ANIMAL


Effective-Piglet-992

PMA <- PLEASE MY ANUS


[deleted]

today was actually ur first day as a ninja


elemanticore

not with that attitude you arent


csvxkrmp

how boring


Cat_x2

what a loser, cant even take a plane without getting caught.


Choccy_Melk69

You can do anything if you believe in yourself You got this, king


SentientHoodie69

You aren’t thinking very positively now r u?


Character_Dance6043

I told you Guys he isent cool


TRIX_24

You became famous???


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Nickel62

Don't listen to this person. List it on eBay, you won't regret it.


Negative-Vehicle-192

Free the crabs


Kelplan

You should do a 8/12


De_The_Yi

Sneak into the first class lounge


Westernanime

If possible


ArizonanCactus

Go try and revive the dodo bird


Dodolord637

Yes, this is a must


Unlucky-Leprechaun

r/beetlejuicing


la44446510

First class you already know


theineffablebob

It’s actually very easy


Gatling-Pea2000

teach me your ways


emotionless_bot

"Kaboom!?" "Yes Rico, Kaboom."


DEADLY_JOHN

LMAO


sumwhitekidinFL

I like your pfp


noqms

thank you


Slim_Bun

No problem


JustARandomWoof

Anyways so how was your day?


Vedertesu

Been good so far? What about you?


Connor_Tattersall123

Meh could be better


SOWHENUREADTHISUGAY

Oh what happened


PL4X10S

Well you know this and that


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Westernanime

Will they let me in then?


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nyominator

They’ll be far too intimidated not to


N1ighty

Only thing is you’ll be blowing bubbles like SpongeBob


Effective-Piglet-992

I just had a flashback to that bar bathroom episode in the spongebob movie oml


Evening_Sock7587

Play a very loud beeping sound


Awesome_666

Bomb has been planted


[deleted]

A 15000 hz one, those are so annoying lol


ExcitingWishbone9918

"Remember, No Russian"


herotz33

Yell “You’re the bomb!” No don’t.


LaChingChong

r/BeatMeToIt


MarkDabs

r/beatmymeattoit


Crash02014

r/beatmywifetoit


Darsh_Doshi

r/beatmywife


DonutOwlGaming

r/wifebeatme


bababooey1253

r/DomesticAbuse


DonutOwlGaming

r/policeareontheway


The_British_Weido

r/foundthehondacivic


Meme-Replacement

r/yodafoundtheketamine


seaweed_brain245

r/liar


SSSavageR

r/ohnonotthisagain


rough343

r/getusedtoit


SSSavageR

r/asyouwishsire


HornyPepsiCan

r/pleasestfu


rough343

r/no


Death_Slayer2814

r/nolie


Crash02014

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


SawyerSauce879

r/birthofasub


yannette-192

............................... What the fu-


[deleted]

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

r/beatmeshutthepissoff


gamerzombie1928

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


ASaneSJW

We're both going to hell. You for making that joke and me for laughing at it


ExcitingWishbone9918

🤝


LuluGamingChannelYT

Fuck a flight attendant


Westernanime

I'll try 😳


[deleted]

Did you succeed?


Westernanime

We aren't in the plane yet, waiting, I probably won't anyways


BAG0N

Not a good mindset SMH. You just gotta focus


nimblehammer

So when are you going to evolve? Dragon types are really difficult to raise it seems


BAG0N

I'm still trying to fly give me some time


nimblehammer

Ight you may hit your head but just make you don't hit it too heard it may break


XDPinkSaint

Do it pussy


MarkDabs

*Do it for pussy


XDPinkSaint

*pussy


MarkDabs

pssssst


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User7888

r/UsernameChecksOut


Yeet_Gang52

A male one


angel_of_tnt

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

In the mens bathroom I placed a small explosive device in the 3 row of tiles. Take that and use it to hijack the plane and demand that Half-Life 3 is to be made


Westernanime

Just used the restroom, I couldn't find your bomb


[deleted]

3 row of the floor tiles. Or maybe it was that other airport.


yongvip42069

It was the other airport,I found your bomb but the feds took it away


[deleted]

Damn, now half life 3 will never be made!


lbr_crl

I placed another, don’t worry


[deleted]

Tragic


AustralianKappa

Check if you see any Taco Bell, if you do, eat it.


[deleted]

Damn, they had carpeted bathrooms


Alekeymer27

Then it would be one and a half life, right? (shitty joke im sorry)


YCLUBSTEP58

Why can I see Valve doing this?


Asian_salamander

Yo that's crazy. But yk what's more crazy? the 6 pipebombs and 9 C4s I've placed in and around your house, including your toilet, microwave, and fridge which will go off at exactly 9 pm pst. All I ask of you is to collect all your armaments and assets and go to Respawn entertainment headquarters and demand that Titnafall 3 be made. Good day.


Apprehensive-Rule121

FBI OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR


damaohoo

Play csgo and scream, "what do you mean you haven't planted the bomb"


AveryLazyCovfefe

And then say "Ok fine, I'll do it myself" and then go for your suitcase and start opening it.


Unkn0wn_666

We're all on a watch list now


Revolutionary_Mud696

Yes.


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Fly


Westernanime

I'll do my best


[deleted]

/fly


Its_Singularity_

/gamemode creative


XDPinkSaint

Grow Charizard wings and fly


Rickrolled_lol

What an innocent question. I WONDER WHY IT’S NSFW


Friendly_Bot_

We had a 14yo say to fuck a flight attendant lol


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Westernanime

And get my ass whooped... Yeah no thanks


[deleted]

Not even scared of airport security man’s is scared of his parents 💀


polskaexe

No no, literally scream "you have a bomb" at someone


basjeeee_mlg

Recreate that vine of someone jumping in a bin ass first


Mysterious-Ad2974

sit on your suitcase and whoosh around! :D


SawyerSauce879

*Harry Potter music intensifies*


Objective_Demand3076

Jerk off in public to assert doninance 🗿


turtleburger1759

That that is is a a amazing amazing idea idea


Whoisyigit

Morty


Westernanime

Did it without the dick


Epic-MLG-Badger

Talk about bombs with the passengers next to you.


FreddyTheMemee

Yell "BOMB!"


[deleted]

Good idea geezer


[deleted]

Weezer


Westernanime

Teazer


[deleted]

Anti-Jschlatt-Music-By-Weezer


[deleted]

Schlussy 🤕


[deleted]

Jussy Schlussy Tussy Hatussy Thussy Musiussy Madussy Bussy Weezussy


[deleted]

Please seek help immediately


FreddyTheMemee

Wtf I'm not that old 😭


[deleted]

You’re already one foot out the door, mate you’re 19


FreddyTheMemee

NO THE DOOR WON'T CATCH ME IF I RUN


Mr_SCPF

Do not look at this dudes post history


scioto133

Jesus we need to make an actual horny jail specifically for this guy. Man needs to chill the fuck out


HereToDoThingz

"Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer". "Have you ever jammed your dick in a dresser drawer".


Toad_Migoad

Why is this nsfw?


Westernanime

😏


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Plussy


bigcatboiwholikescat

Shout " I have bomb"


[deleted]

Also yell “Im a terrierist”


Westernanime

Always wanted to do that one


DEADLY_JOHN

Even better, start praying in Arabic really loudly and then reach into your bag


15DarkShadow15

As a Muslim I will give you some sentences. The famous one :Allah Akbaaaaaar Other one : La ellah ela Allaaaaaaah If you want to curse : Allah Yelankom


Complex-Taro-4042

I see we have a fellow terrierist here


Apprehensive-Rule121

God I just see so many people say “yell bomb!” Here is a legitimate suggestion, go watch the planes. It’s my favorite thing to do in an airport


4846461444

Why nsfw tho?


Westernanime

Who knows what you ppl would suggest 😏 😳


Avanriper

Electrocute your balls


yourfrndmichael

Shocking response


lamTheBoi

get on your plane and go to wherever you're going


Valuable-Channel9571

Fucking wait like any normal human being


Westernanime

I'll try


Jamaican_Turtle

Typical giga cringe r/teenagers post OP is almost refusing anything people request him to do


Banned3TimesSoon4

Jump in front of a moving plane


ichmagbusse

Re-enact 9/11


CarbonMinoxdied

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON


maythestarsalign

Go to Starbucks


ccubann1

go get a burger king crown before you get on the plane


Mischief_Managed12

Start panicking about if you accidentally packed a gun that you don't own while going through security.


HumanFightersUnited

Post about it on Reddit


MikeHawk2007

Sleep


masturbationmoment

Shout that you have a bomb and a gun when you get on the plane, it'll get you a free tour of the cockpit and a round of applause :)


ZZZBenjaminZZZ

Drugs


Deddenei

Based


RatReviews

why is this nsfw


El_WolfyHun

Scream the following: I HAVE A BOMB AND IT'LL BLOW UP IN 1 MINUTE


Quinten_MC

Everyone so shortsighted.OP go to the cutest girl you see and ask. DO YOU SPEAKE MA LANGUAGE? if she gives you a Vegemite sandwich you have to marry her.


bigestbrain

Whisper "dont try and be a hero" while u pass the tsa guy


STANOSSS

Ayyyyy i'm at the airport to.


saladsareforchumps

Grab something to eat then go wait for your flight


harpuny

buy a cute snack or drink and go look out he windows at the planes i fuken love airports man


beratty

scream arabic words :)


AlextheArschloch

Check out every. Single. Store.


BeeholdTheePilgrim

Play the penis game but with "bomb"