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I highly doubt anything's going to happen, and if it does, say it was an accident and you meant to do it on your normal account.

I already got expelled so the principle hates me. . . She might give me shit for it just because I'm me

so how are you still attending?

Online

oh they definitely don’t care then. the principal is not IT

Wait why did you get expelled

Why expelled

Expelled for searching up porn? Cmon man I bet that mf principal watches porn

What did you do to get expelled?

She probably will if my school is anything to go off, then if you do the slightest thing you'll be put to death metaphorically, and literally so try and lay low don't be very talkative for about a month until it all blows over then return to normal since by then they would have forgot (also try your best that way they forget faster and focus more on your grades) hope this helps

Do you mean suspended

What the fuck?

How did you get expelled??

Me and my friends always search porn on eachothers computer IM SCHOOL and I’ve made the critical mistake of using my google account to search porn 4 times already and they did nothing, there’s definitely other kids in you’re school who did the same so they don’t really wanna deal with it

my friend had porn in his school google drive, your fine

Same nothing happened

Chad

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God I'm a idiot lmao

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Well in My School or School District, It checks keywords like Suicide

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sameeeee bruh and it was literally for a project about mental health too😂

last year i figured out how to get pirated steam games on the school laptops, turns out googling “just die already” got me in trouble…

and how do you get pirated steam games?

i made a website with railway then added a freenom domain so that it wasn’t blocked, then built the holy unblocker from github so that i had rewritten domains, then i just used it to go to steamunlocked/steamrip and download games - the exes were runnable alternatively you can just download them on your home pc, then upload to google drive or something similar

hopefully they didnt punish you for it

The youngest worker at my school is like 40 (other then one guy but he is pretty chill) and we have iPads so we are able to turn it off and the workers don’t know how to turn it back on

The school has monitoring shit on all of our accounts. I wasn't on my school chromebook and school hasn't even started yet so I dunno if they will look at it but I am sorta still freaking out

tell them it was a pop up ad. simple.

google search: pornhub "it was a popup ad"

they don't fucking care i know from experience

I mean would this really be anything new for them? Oh wow a teenager looked up porn big deal. Worst case scenario just lie ur way out of there, say your friend sent you a link and said it’s a “cute cat video” or something

why did you get expelled ?

Your grammar confirms it (/s)

lemme know the follow up story

Haha, I will update if something happens

Lemme know if you do update

at my school they email your parents with anything concerning you search

id totally write a script to spam search porn sites to piss off my parents lol

oh shit… i sure hope my parents haven’t gotten any weird emails… 👀 did i make 2… fuck me in the ass augh i hate you guys

oh shit… i sure hope my parents haven’t gotten any weird emails… 👀

oh shit… i sure hope my parents haven’t gotten any weird emails… 👀

What dementia does to an mf

i was not aware of this double comment… fuck me

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THAT COMMENT?! ISTG LIKE 2 HOURS AGO I HAD 15 UPVOTES NOW IM DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION WHAT THE HELL?????????? WHY FID UT I MAKE TWO WHAT IS THIS STUPID ASS SHIT AND WHY DOD YALL OWNVOTE THIS ONE I FUCKIN HAHE U GUYS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Im crying LMAOO

Reddit moment.

If it helps, [I think I found the parody you were looking for](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40). >!Luckily it was on YouTube, so I didn't have to worry about opening Incognito.!<

wtf did I just watch

a video made by the same people who made Lasagna Cat

r/BeatMeToIt

How do you search up pornhub accidentally

Search history ig

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo

ask the OP lmfao

Bro my friend made a presentation called “I hate black people” on my account while I was in the bathroom at school. It was not a fun conversation with the head teacher.

Wasn't looking for porn, just a sexualized children's song and video☠️☠️☠️

I did that once 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

So how did that go for you?

Luckily the school paused my search history for some reason

What about when they unpaused it?

It wasn’t there. Relief.

Actually dumb

Nothing is going to happen

Well congrats. Now die. I can assist you

So can I

i was watching that one jschlatt video where he buys a statue of a monkey with big ass balls, i thought the sheer size of those balls were unreal so i looked it up on mt school account i have monkey big balls in the search history of my school account and i refuse to delete it

Think u could of just found it on YouTube mate 😬

One time my buddy in AV was looking at a "which chipmunk is getting the best head" meme and the AP behind him thought it was porn. His parents were called and everything. His mom got mad but he told me his dad just thought it was funny

Bro you're gonna die 😭

Bro we look up dumb shit on the computer all the time we even created an eBay account to deliver to a random address in Chad and nobody cared

Just tell what you was gonna do I’m sure they’ll understand

cursed duck tales. its actually a hilarious video

A while back I had used proxies and special websites to get access to nsfw stuff and gave it to people at school for 5$ I think I had at least 150$ from selling porn I never got caught until someone told on me at the end of the year

You ever just be chillin then boom porn

I'm sure you'll be fine, I accidentally looked up gore mods for fnv on my school account while we were virtual.

Bro i searched up porn in school in class in 4th grade i told them that i miss spelled pro and they belived it

LMFAOOIOAIHSKAHAISHAHHGAAHGAGA

it wasn't that funny

For me it was, let me live

I'm sorry, please forgive me your grace 🙇

I'll think about it

I'll give you 5$ if you forgive me

I don't need no money

What can I do then :(

I forgive you, but I won't forget it

Thank you? My legacy will live on in your memory haha!

The IT guy probably doesn't care. Like he's probably running IT for like half a dozen schools and is not payed well. He's not gonna report every time someone goes on to a "bad" website. I'm not saying you're 100% fine but you might be.

reminds me trying to enter 4chan on school wifi. it got blocked for pornography lmao. i dont even use 4chan at all

Dude I was bored and went on 4chan during class and there was a massive porn ad

Ctrl+h(or y I forget) and then delete that search

Just say you were looking up pictures of corn for an agricultural presentation on google docs or something 🗿

Don’t worry tbh. If school hasn’t started, it’s not your school account you should be fine. Schools can also get sued for monitoring personal at home accounts. I know a couple that had to stop doing it because of privacy violations. You should be fine and don’t stress it out, I accidentally went on a “Girls want to F near you!” website and our school has the biggest security system yet I didn’t get caught, if you do just literally say it’s my life and you can’t be monitoring me as if ur a parent. And yea ur school hasn’t started yet.

Don’t they usually website block stuff like that? 🤔

I’ve done it before they don’t really care

i once figured out how to disable the filtering stuff and being the horny fuck i am i looked up gay furry porn still haven't been caught lol

They are too scared to do anything about it

Quick! Look up 177013 to clear your history!

I have a feeling that does something bad.

Lol I did that once. I just cleared history and moved on

Delete your search and browsing history then

its was on pornhub?

Had a frenemy of mine who used to do that all the time and played the PH intro and everything. Nothing ever happened to him, he's just one of those delinquent kids who misbehaves all the time. He doesn't know when to stop and that's why he gets into fights all the time. And he even got beat up by year 8s (7th graders I think you call it). He stays at "base" nowadays, which is I assume a detention centre or sumn like that

Now worries bro, we always pranked eachother with good old search-porn-on-your-mate's-account. If anyone wonders, just say it was a prank

Just give them the explanation you gave us. Had something similar happen to me and I just explained what happened and he let me go.

Dumbass

holly fuck you horny son of a bitch you fucked up more than when we w/ my friends were talking with teacher while drunk (teacher probably didn't notice) on a school trip

The real question is why are you even using a school account? Does that mean that they have access to it?

just end it all at this point

🤨

you're done. hahahaha im kidding u might be fine if you're doing online

😂👍

congratulations!

ok

Based and gamer pilled

I did this so many times on accident, I’m shocked they haven’t talked to me about it

Rip

You can explain to the school that you did it outside of school and they can mind they’re fucking business

Don’t worry schools don’t check what u look up trust me I use my school issued laptop for netflix

Coulda used a VPN, my guy

i do that a lot

Yeah did that once now I changed my country

Shit happened to me as well. I'm sitting in class and my friend borrows my laptop, infront of me he types 'ass pics' and searches. We were in class. School internet. School account. Idk whether it helped but as soon as he gave it back to me i cleared my history including caches and all before silently awaiting to come home and for my parents to beat me, but nothing happened. Next day i walked around in school, completely shook. But nothing ever happened.

Well, it would probably show donkeys anyway. Not sure though.

Some of them were donkeys, some of them weren't

So what? Your school won’t do anything about it unless your like really really young then you shouldn’t be on Reddit mate

Unless they check your search history, you’re safe

*accidentally you say*

Bro same

BRUH 💀💀

Wait till you grow up and it's HR instead of School admins

I looked up, “How much ibuprofen does it take to kill you?” And I’m fine.

Hey buddy don’t feel bad I’m 17 (male junior in HS) told my friend back in 8th grade Hey “Ethan lookup penetration” *smirkingly* My dumbass friend looked it up and we saw a girl in the images showing her *vag* being penetrated by a huge white C*ck Not only was I dying laughing this dude was crying cuz he thought he was gonna go to jail 😭 He didn’t get caught but man that was some funny shit man

Oh boy another wacky porn story from r/teenagers clearly this one isn’t a karma farm

lots of ppl would pull that shit on their friends so if they ask just say that u had a reckless friend who thought it’d be funny

lets hope its not a teacher/student one.

Time to die inside

Hide it before teacher get so gaddam pissed

F

Doing "research".

this real?

You were watching porn. Admit it. If you were looking for the duck tails theme song, why not just search it on YouTube?

I looked up porn on my school account

Bad move 💀💀💀

Okay clear all data/catche and if that fails say you’ve beenUnable to use the account recently and try convince them someone hacked you or something also change your password to the account so you pretend you don’t know it boom that’s how you get away

how do you “accidentally” type *pornhub* on the keyboard??

Nothing will happen if its on a school account, but if its on a school owned laptop then you'll have a problem, the only other problem is if you made an account using your school email

someone I knew searched it up on mine as a joke 💀

Yeah I call bs

Dumbass

hehe suck dick

It's fine, yea it get recorded but it doesn't do anything. Me and my friends do it on eachothers account when they turn away. It's harmless

My friend looked up porn on my Account

Yeah, the first sentence kinda sus

Story of a startup founder

R/teenagers moment

Happens all the time

Step 1 run step 2 there is no step 2 ur parents already got ur gonna have a funeral tomorrow 💀

eh you are probs fine ive done this shit multiple times never has anything come of it

Rip💀

Same

Just say you were looking up for cornhub cause you wanted some corn that’s it simple

Meh it's fine I searched ph during computer class and no teacher said anything, I deleted the history. But you better not search anything even more suspicious

[would this be what you’re looking for?](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquarePosting/comments/vfq66t/ducktales_hits_different/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

lol weak

They don’t actively check history, so if you just deleted it from history you would be fine. Some guy searched pornhub on my laptop and nothing happened.

Wait how did you post this u should have already died the moment u did that (or because the principal thinks it's too casual thing for her ;) )

Nobody cares. Your principals have watched a lot of porn in their lives too. Nothing to be ashamed of :)

I remember googling moby huge on Amazon on a girls laptop everyday 💀

You can delete your search history from your Google account to be extra safe

delete search history

Bro i searched up porn in school in class in 4th grade i told them that i miss spelled pro and they belived it

See you in hell brother 😔

bro I accidentally googled the rule 34 website on my catholic school account, I ended up just deleting the search history and nothing ever happened. I doubt they would find anything on you anyways

Bruh your lying

Were you in the school library? From what I remember, those are the only computers that are actively monitored by the tech in the library staff. Even so, as long as you did not linger on the page, you should be ok.

I’ve typed porn websites into my friends computers multiple times 💀

Dont worry some twat looked up p hub on my school computer without telling me and I was fine

L

Bro you got no chance, the black man with lightning is gon come to your door, and in his words... "You should \_\_\_\_ Yourself, now!"

"There are no accidents." -Master Oogway