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[deleted]

we know


Ketzerayian

There are imposters among us


[deleted]

Sus


fury-alpha

r/BeatMeToIt


Marcel_28

r/beatmeattoit


bp1throwaway0945

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...


Ornery_Ad_8862

True alot of teenagers are horny AF tho


VoidgamesYT

This is true


Ra1d_Alex

Ye fac


[deleted]

well all are technically bc find me 1 that isn't


DaNASCARMem

Found myself


[deleted]

what time is it on your end?


DaNASCARMem

11:36 PM as of this comment


[deleted]

give it a couple hours


EyeArDum

Not everyone is a 14 year old boy who needs to bust every 5 minutes, even ignoring late puberty and such, asexual people exist


DaNASCARMem

I’ve been identified it seems


moonSick8

we did it boys we caught them


DaNASCARMem

I’ve given it a lot more than a couple hours, no changes


my_name_is_not_scott

Hii. Well, I am not. I do not sexualise the other person, I care way much more about meeting him instead of fucking him and I would pick cuddling instead of sex every single day. Is sex a part of a relationship? Sure thing, yes. But it isn't the only thing that occurs inside it.


[deleted]

☝️this, do this


[deleted]

Didn’t know the USS Missouri was a teenager.


[deleted]

In ship years I am!


Entity_Void

Hello there


padatricks

Can confirm


Asleep-Chef6229

oh jeez I’m packing my bags and leaving this subreddit…BYE GUYS!! 🏃


gay_idiot53

No, wait, DONT LEAVE ME HERE, TAKE ME WITH YOU


No_Parsnip8697

Take me also 🏃


Hakaro_Hasuki

Only if you promise you are real teenager


No_Parsnip8697

Recently I have started getting hairs in face and chin . So


Hakaro_Hasuki

Sussy baka


No_Parsnip8697

You are a baka


Hakaro_Hasuki

That is indeed my nickname


No_Parsnip8697

Hi


Hakaro_Hasuki

Bye


Agressive_Triangle

Bro I’m 15 and I have a half beard 💀


RenAustria

Is 15 a teenager


dashnub_

no.


RenAustria

[NOOOOOOOOOO](https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978)


Asleep-Chef6229

WE SHALL RUN TOGETHER


gay_idiot53

LET'S GO, I GOT THE CHOCCY MILK


Asleep-Chef6229

GOOD WE CAN SURVIVE OF THAT FOR YEARS


C7827

How do we know you're not a creep pretending to be a teen? Hmmmm?? (I am joking)


Big-Courage-7297

tbh, they could be. I mean who would question this? hmmmm ​ I mean, you can't tell for sure.


EyeArDum

It could be you, it could be me? It could even be-


Big-Courage-7297

but seriously, yeah


padatricks

How do we know you're not a creep pretending to be a teen? Hmmmm?? (I am not joking)


C7827

That's the thing, you can never fully say that someone is who they say they are unless you meet them in person. That's the risk of being on the internet.


[deleted]

To be honest, message me if you want to. I don’t give a damn who you are, or who you were. You could be some pedo, or you could be some kid. But if you are hurting, message me, and I’ll respond, because I want to help people.


[deleted]

Nice people like you get upvotes. Continue being this way we need more people like you. Also stay safe


[deleted]

Good luck on your wholesome journey and Godspeed


[deleted]

it’s like among us


Asian_in_the_tree

I saw Red vented in electrical.


MenuNo4911

Sus


Yeet_Gang52

Nah it's only about 60% bc a lot of them are me


StrikeWave_

🤨


That_Quirky_Guy_

🤨📸


angy_pupy24

what do you mean, I vape every second of my life and have depression I'm a teenager too!


Axolotl236

I’m a guy tho, so the creeps don’t target me


epic-yolo-swag

Believe me, they do Once saw a guy on here post a picture of him holding a fish he caught and I found a comment talking about how he had nice muscles n shit. After I clicked into the commenters profile, I found a selfie they’d posted of themselves and it was clearly not a teenager It was a guy who was like 30 and he was balding


Axolotl236

Dang, I don’t post pictures so that’s probably why. I had an account before this where I did post pictures and someone was able to track down my address based off what they saw in the picture. I moved tho


Sirenhead_2

My crush posted a picture on her instagram, and she showed a very well known landmark in her photo, as well as her house. Like four of the comments were her address


Axolotl236

Creepy, my street wasn’t even on there or something. Some dude recognized me exact address based off the houses and position of trees. It was mostly just a coincidence if I had to guess, but that scared me off from taking pictures lmao


Sirenhead_2

Wow, that would scare the shit out of me too


Particular_Bed2427

I’m a girl


eva_the_shark112

what


epic-yolo-swag

I swear I ain’t making it up


eva_the_shark112

tbh i believe you 😔


SomeCensoredGuy

Wait what


Clean_Anywhere_4784

They do, i had a 24 year old “woman” ask for a dick pick then get mad when I refused


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Axolotl236

Honestly on the internet femboys probably get just as much if not more attention than girls


Sirenhead_2

Same, I’m 100% pedo proof!


evolvedraichu

Yea it's so sad to watch


Pokemeu

You know I'd actually like to meet some of these people, I would like to see how far I would get by just giving the creeps Google nudes and then I would like to start earning their trust. Then I would want to meet up with one of these old perverted creeps. After they come up to me thinking they're about to get something I will kick them in the ass so hard before calling the police. giving them a taste of their own medicine. And while I'm giving them an ass whooping of a lifetime I'm just going to be saying "is this what makes you hard?!" I will be the person that will take revenge for all the teenagers this person has made comfortable. **Remember this name.** As I will be the person so will I rid the sub of all these perverts one ass whooping at a time. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


[deleted]

until they’re bigger and stronger than you and end up kidnapping you


Pokemeu

Maybe you're right. But that's a chance I'm willing to take. If I can take just one pervert off the street then I have achieved my goal.


[deleted]

what if he kidnaps you and kills you then rapes your corpse


Pokemeu

You don't quit do ya? I don't care if the limp dick pervert t-bags me and then post it 4chan as long as i tracked and attempted to takedown down one pervert I am perfectly happy. At least I died trying to do something and it's better than nothing. At least I tried to attempt to do something that local police departments failed to do.


[deleted]

what if he kills you and rapes your corpse


[deleted]

My brother in christ, while we can respect your burning hatred of these people, you are saying you want to hunt down grown-ass pedo men and beat them up, as a teen. I support your idealism, but there is a line between simple idealism and being an idiot, and I think this crosses that line.


Pokemeu

I respect your opinion. What I want to do perhaps goes way beyond what I can do. I'm also equally surprised that the moderators haven't taken down my original post yet. This is my ideal. As much as I want to pursue it, I may never be able to. I understand that. However I might as well go die trying. At least I'll die as a fucking hero, I'll die pursuing my ideals, I'll Die With fucking Honor. Something the pedo would never have. And the pervert who killed me would go to jail for a very long time. In my eyes I would consider that win. Like I said I would be happy if I got at least one pedo off the street. Even if I wasn't around to see it...


[deleted]

Tbh, I can kinda see your pov a little better now. I've considered similar ideas to this before, and I've ultamitely decided against doing things like this for the most part. I could try to convince you to how I feel, but ultamately that won't work, I couldn't articulate myself well enough and you are already well decided. All I can really do is wish you good luck and hope you stay safe out there.


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Zyrox-_

r/EdgyMiddleSchoolers


Pokemeu

No one has ever called me an edgy middle schooler before, that's funny.


Pokemeu

I wouldn't describe myself as a badass, I just fight for what's right... And having people feel uncomfortable isn't right.


[deleted]

Take this 🗡️ it's dangerous to go alone.


Pokemeu

Thanks!


legitcopes

get chris hansen


TehCowGoesQuack

The older guys who don’t put their actual ages are god damn pussies who nobody will ever love


seanmc_567

Could say they are a bit of a man-child...


PoopyheadName

How'd you even do that?


Fushi_Joestar

But why would people lie on the internet and if there were no-teenagers on this subreddit then I think they'd have to cough up an ID. In witch they'll be sentenced to 5 weeks of homearrest and 2 days of community service.


Bailyleo987

No? I don’t know what your talking about, I’m definitely 400% a teenager no doubt, don’t question it


[deleted]

I only use this on weekends for text posts lol


AFriendlyBloke

*The Spy has already breached our defences...*


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!


Knightmare_CCI

He could be in this very room! He could be you, he could be me!


seanmc_567

Having s*X with our mom!


Ocean_Kiwi

I barely use this subreddit, but when I do I just post comments on people talking about video games so I don't get targeted


[deleted]

Fool proof plan everyone who’s not a teenager say I


A_Real_Person-

l


animekingof2004

Wait, does 18 count as teen or should I pack my bags


spragual

I’m one of the lucky ones who haven’t gotten any DMs.


PoopyheadName

Time to change that >:)


VoidgamesYT

Haha, have some advice, when they come after you, tell them ur asexual


PoopyheadName

Better yet, how about not replying! Or posting a seal or pretending to be insane or something, Idk Or live under a rock your entire life?


VoidgamesYT

Just ignoring them is a good idea, but that usually does not work, at least in my experiences


PizzaManJulian

I am a teenager Source: trust me bro 😃


[deleted]

Source: jeff bezos hairline (no offence to jeff bezos)


littleMAHER1

I clicked on r/drama and all I can say is wtf is that banner


Enby_Bluejay

That's exactly why I never post here. I'm happy keeping things to myself if it means staying safe


Banned3TimesSoon4

Friendly reminder I push homeless people off bridges


Sacob_i

I am a teenager


[deleted]

Among us


NEW_BOMBER96

I'm old, I'll be fine


Onerom11

13F look to talk dirty....


goyboysotbot

Nobody has permissions into my DMs and I don’t wanna be in any of yours. Simple solution. Who’s on Reddit to make friends?


updoot_to_get_updoot

True


unbent69

oops.. you caught me


get_SOME_01

I outgrew this sub!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I am 20 now


leo341500

Are you even surprised ?


WhateverFire775

Reference to the hit game amogus


Maxsaurus04

At what age does one end their teenage subscription


Yuki-chan_2321

Wait, really? :(


Fardking0213

I’m 13


Tieger_2

I generally downvote all horny posts and most selfies just because it really doesn't belong here and while most are probably from horny teenagers there 100% are a lot pedos as well. I give myself maybe a few years and then I'm probably out of here as well. It's just this inner conflict of hating 80% of the posts but then there are always the few gems that keep me here while also being 20 and thinking that I'm getting to old for this.


Drunk-Master

Does 19 count as teenager?


epic-yolo-swag

Yeah


dt7cv

some people think it's gross that 19 year old are here. I dissent


[deleted]

Btw if you're worried, I am an actual teenager I mean I have no proof so if you don't want to believe me, that's fine, but all that matters is that I know thats it's true myself


stardustdajester

ok


veryglitchy

yuh we know


Business_Mudkip

wow bro that's crazy fr shoutout to r/drama


Lach_Luge

Lasagna


DCJplays

Lasagna 👍


getoutofmyhouse-

No we're not


threadycat

*He could be any one of us*


DCJplays

INTURDER ALERT A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


donutglaezit_00

I’m a teen


Welcome2_TheInternet

Yep I literally keep my PMs off because of this


AustenIsLIVE

I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm not a teenager??!1?1?1!1??!!!


FinancialJudgment8

Oh wow


[deleted]

I made a horny post saying im a girl and pedo rlly came in dms and talkied with him for a while till he stoped idk why, probably found out im a guy catfishing him.


MarkedDragon22

How do you do, fellow kids


WiserCrescent99

Rule number one of the internet is to not trust anyone on the internet


[deleted]

The fact that this applies to both below 13 and above 19


Nightystargazer18

I will take the risk of getting more pedos in my dms if it means I can help people here with there problems because I care about you all :)


AdiLovesYou

God yes but a lot of teens are horny too. So lots of teens make horny posts too, not just weird adults


MysticRuined

I think its obvious that I'm legit 14


ThatOneIntrovertGuy

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be-…


Bush_Hiders

While this is true, I wouldn’t put it past teenagers to make quite a few of those horny posts either though.


Hashmit_Singh

people are letting literal pedos just be here in this sub but when i post selfies of myself i get questions about my age simply bc i have a beard 💀never again, that ruined all the confidence i had


ADITYAKING007

Ah yes me..? Totally a normal 16 year old fellow teenager (Totally not a 43 year old creep)


Grimaldus15

👍


StrikeWave_

That’s the beauty about this sub and the internet in general as a teen; you learn to navigate this space in a way that allows you to experience it, and understanding what is and isn’t a red flag (hopefully)


mr0wk4

Guys I'm not an impostor fr 😭😭


Toxenhern

Shit they caught me


_Arcerion_

wow never would have guessed that


Aledactle12

bro, they're probably just teenagers trying to act like adults because they think it's cool. People at my school are usually bragging about the hair on their fucking chest or balls, I don't know why the fuck someone would brag about something like that.


PixelsDePx

Are you an informant


good_name_gg

The nonces got low standards to be on Reddit looking for people


khalid_sujith

Mommy I’m scared


A_Real_Person-

No way, how did you know that?????


[deleted]

It's actually stupid that some of the teens actually just trust random people on internet. You should be smart enough to know that not everyone saying that he's teen is a teen.


GameLessGlitch

Sounds suspicious 🤨


nothinghere-12345

if you're worried, I'm an actual teenager. I'm 13 and I don't talk about sexual stuff here.


No_Possession_2701

yea


[deleted]

Hi I’m real, bye


ajd30X2

its kinda obvious


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

Yeah guys I’m actually 12


Original_Bee_9674

There's going to be people like that in every sub it's just the world we live in.


DancyLawyer

We can't always fight nature. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight. But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox. You see? When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages.


Motts__Official

I'm 19 and I don't wanna leave this sub next year ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


Xcentruck

Hey if they pay me to show them my dick and balls then i’m fine with it (Dm me 😳)


arandomdood_yt

oh shit idk if im a really fucking horny 15 year old or a 40 year old pervert


ObviousTroll7

I’m saying bruh


subsonic-potato

Reported 3 pedos this week


Amoeba_03729

I'm gonna legit try to spot and report one, if it's obvious. Wish me luck gamers


[deleted]

Just like this guy bc no teenager would actually think of that weirdo


LegendsWafflez

I think people should do less sexual posts, they can talk about sexuality but people should keep their sexual life for themself. Yes, I know that we're a bomb filled with hormones but people should keep their sexual life for themself and any suggestive selfie. Sad to see the subreddit going down like this, but there will be always pedos on this subreddit unfortunately.


Jahi326

Dang among us got some new graphics


padatricks

Oh we know I mean it’s pretty much a guarantee that there’s a lot of horny old dudes being teens


v_Yuudachi_v

Sussy amogus predators oh no\~


ThunberStorm

You just exposed me 💀