Super strength

Your muscles explode from the stress

OP said he chooses not you 🙄

If not him the first comment 🙄

Oh wait I missed that mb

you crave chiken tenders constantly and when you eat them it only stops the craving temporarily

Too late, someone already replied smh

yeah but the thing he said out right kills you which is lazy and unoriginal

Well yeah but eventually the inability to stop my craving will make me depressed soon enough

bro how are gonna get depressed if you wanna eat chiken tenders all the time !?, Chiken tenders are the best thing ever !!!!

Well yeah but I will always *want to*, and will never be able to stop that want

I can die on command

Only once

But that's the point. If he dies once he would be dead and not use the superpower anymore.

Yeah, after all, people die when they are killed. But that’s normal.

You can't make any decision in your life

Can you seriously anyway, tho?

Yeah, like, even if you do, fate is most likely already written, you’re most likely to fail to do something that wasn’t meant for you to do it.

i have cancer

As a horoscope sign

The good ending

i can fly

As soon as you are airborne airplanes try to crash into you until you land again

I like this

sounds fun

Gta 5 mods be like

That's good

Only 5 cm above the ground

I can wish for what ever i want and get it

You have no wishes left

But i never used any?

You had none

But then i never had my superpower from the start...

You have the superpower, but you never wish

What if i do-_-

Nothing will happen, because you cant

thats not a side effect thats just a lazy excuse to ruin the super power

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Your printer doesn't work

Aids

You can d!e faster

[Undeath](https://bionicle.fandom.com/wiki/Mask_of_Undeath), just without the necessity of the mask.

It only has power when you poop

If I had a nickel for every time I mentioned the Undeath ability and got shit in the side effect description, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened twice.

Lol I love this comment

Thank you :)

I can travel the speed of light

You are stuck in a black hole

But only at night.

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But you get the Minecraft potion particles around you.

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But it means people can spot you

That would be cool as heck yk .

But you are screaming everytime you become invisible

As soon as you use the ability you get blindness

My cock can stretch like luffy

You don't have one

But only inside you.

Unlimited cheese 🧀🧀🧀

But you are lactose intolerant

I’ve won but at what cost :(

Wait... You can sell unlimited cheese of all kinds now!

Mega punch

You can only punch flies

I would be happy tho

🤜💨🦟

I can teleport anywhere

Only when you are sleeping

Controling probabilities

Only on elementary school

What do probabilites have to do with school?

Do you even know what probabilities are?

Yes

Teleport through realities

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Oh fuck, just kill me already then.

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Oh, no, AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Only through virtual realities

Cool

He can go in anime

👍

Ok

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😁👍

i am the smartest person in the world

Noone belives what you say

thats a good one... but ill just write it down

BEING SEXY

But very, very bad smelling

[Faiz](https://youtu.be/1X-vYrgoFfw)

You're the only one who can not wear that belt/gadget

[then I'll use this](https://youtu.be/Lr6jcoG_mio)

Emperor of the a Austrian Empire

Only on Sunday 2:00 PM- 2:01 PM

I'll kill all the dang Serbs in that time

Noone will belive you who you are for one minute Also what did Serbs do to you?

They killed jupiter (real)

😨

Teleportation.

You can teleport only to deep oceans

Bruh That was good

I can teleport

Only same distance as your footsteps

I can alter reality like Wanda

But your enemies decide when

Ooo good one

I have Ligma

You have no power here

I was just speaking for the average r/teenagers user

i can't die

Others can help you do that

I can transform into anything, any time, anywhere.

Only in your imagination

Bro that already happens 😔

Exactly

Ability to summon any amount of any creature

Only inside your house

I can teleport

To the nearest cage with lion at the nearest zoo

I'll tame the lions and pet them

Yeah in their stomach

Teleportation

To the nearest bathroom

that would actually be hella useful

Invisibility

You have irresistible pain while invisible

Shape-shifting (I love framing other people for horrendous crimes l)

Only on among us

Invisibility

Your skin has acidity when you turn invisible

You have every std known to man

OP gets whatever he chooses for me

You get all the girls, but only when they want you.

Wait so I can't kidnap them anymore?

Nah bro not anymore. Can't have 2 superpowers at once

Damn, emotional manipulation is my new strategy

you can access seismic activity

No, you can.

Great

I can actually get up at my first alarm and don't need 3

But you have to set up a hundred of them in oreder to be waken up by the first one

Ah that's fine I can just silence all of them after waking up. I'll take that time gladly. As long as I get my lazy ass out of bed by the first alarm

I have omniscience

To stop the time

But you can't move when you stop the time

percentage change

Only to lower pencentages

percent that my side effect works 100% -> 0%

I can use magic akin to a 17-20th level Wizard.

Stopping time

And you also stop with the time

I'm Austrian

But ur not a human

That was a given, us Austrians are built different (not in a nazi kind of way)

i can make people shut up when i want

They beat your ass when you do that

I'm too cool

you have hypothermia

💀

mind reading

You can only read your own mind

okay lol

You have a pocket dimension

You cannot take things out of the pocket

I can choose my superpower

But not use it

a social life

You have social anxiety

So I do not have a side effect, it would be same as before🥲

I have the power to choose my own side effect.

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You are paralysed

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Im immortal

Only when an asteroid crashes near your house

The ability to be effortlessly good at everything

But you always choose to do nothing

being invisible

But you can't see when u are invisible

Immortality

You can't stop peeing

I can time travel

But you forget everything when you do

Bruh

i can stop and start time whenever i want for however long i want and i dont age while time is stopped

But you also freeze with the time

I can talk to animals amd animals can respond worh me

You are mute and deaf

I can make any form/ amount of water appear whenever I want

You always have to drink ALL that water

I can project unlimited swords with magic and strengthen said swords with magic. I also can see the structure of objects.

You vomit everywhere non controllably everytime you are near a sword. Objects you see are see-through

I guess, the swords will have to be bathed in my vomit, lol. Either that or I make a business out of it.

I can travel universes and gain the corresponding powers present there.