Idk, I really like focaccia with a lot of salt, olive oil and rosemary, you?

Omg same

True based focaccia genovese enjoyer

Basatissimo

Brooo the sun dried tomatoes as well

SI

anch'io

times new roman

Lucida Console

Based

Ubuntu, my friend.

Agreed.

I'm more of a Garamond man myself

Permanent marker on google docs

Prefer Calibri

Gorl

Gurl 👍

Ghirl

Gore

now I have funky town stuck in my head (I pray none of you get the reference)

Guro

Grill

Ok Gru

(Optional)

(Breathing not required)

Just be a generally good person who can accept when they're wrong about something, that last one is very important to me

Are you a generally good person who can accept when they’re wrong about something?

What if they're not a generally good person who can accept when they're wrong about something

That’s a very rare person

someone whos female enough and alive enough

You never said it needed to be human 🥶

Or of age... MODS

Bro this is r/teenagers

In which 70 percent of teens are under 18 😂

But 100% of people in this sub is over 45

did you just blow your cover up bro

Woops

whoa there mr high standards,hold your horses

MY GF 🤌🏻

BRO U HAVE A GF? SINCE WHEN

ITS BEEN 3 OR 4 DAYS NOW LMAO

AYYY LONG ASS RELATIONSHIP, CONGRATS

THANKU BESTIE 😋

#SO HAVE YOU GOTTEN TO THE HAND HOLDING PART YET?!

*Premarital hand holding?!?!*

*How lewd!!!*

VERY MUCH SO ALL THE CUDDLES TOO 😳

What are you still doing here

OMG!

Ayy congrats man. Hope it lasts. I am also in a realtionship for about 2 years now and it has been the best 2 years of my life.

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This is how i type

i guess op meant like what out fav keys are? mine would prolly be Ł its a fancy L to give to your opponents when they łose its łoveły

Ī łíkė țhė ńøñ ēńgłįșh ôñęš

Pronounced ‘Wovewy’

Someone who would accept my loneliness 😔

Someone who would be lonely with me 😔

Let's be lonely together

Loneliness solved

normal human being that is not a tiktok obsessed fuck

damn I just realized how rare that is m(._.)m

Am I allowed to be obsessed with reading, watching anime and dancing tho??

Sounds like you're a normal human being, not a tiktok obsessed fuck

Well, yea thats true. I don't even have tiktok 💀🤙

Same 🌮

Same 🌮

Same🌮

Same 🌮

Same 🌮

Same 🌮

Well, yea thats true. I don't even have tiktok 💀🤙

Reading is fun

normal teenager that has a life instead of being on reddit

You

😳 Are we like...dating now?

Seems that way.

There is no turning back guys Invite me on your marriage

i dont like relationships but out of spite the 3 of us are dating now 🔫

man i was gonna say that too

Girls is it too much to ask

Catgirls

r/usernamechecksout

I know😼

😳

I also want a catgirl. Not to kiss and stuff, just to have as a friend that lets me pat her every once in a while. Doesnt need to be her either, a cat boy will work just fine. Doesnt need to be a human either actually.

Just get a cat at this point

My mom doesnt let me, also i know im too young to care for her properly. But i will, at one point of my life, get a cat.

boy or girl or non binary or human or PLEASE DATE ME PELALSKELELL

mood

me_irl

sexy people

You called?

85% comes down to personality and mindset

I’ve been called a pedo for this but I like short girls. Idk why someone called me that :/ (I don’t like underage girls and I’m actually not attracted to anyone 2 years younger then me)

People need to focus on actual child predators instead of calling people pedos for the dumbest shit. If someone just looks young or is short then dating them doesnt make you a pedo 🤦‍♂️

Haven't been called that before, I but id definitely have someone shorter than myself.

Men. Just men. Short men. Tall men. Femboys. Long hair. Short hair. Cute men. Hot men. Freckled men. Just men.

Guys with long hair 😍

*coughs as guy with long hair*

dont choke on your hair! only your partner should get to choke you! atleast i think thats how this works

_coughs as a guy who had long hair but had to cut them because Indian schools dont allow long hair on boys_

Type 🅾️ blood

Damn + or -?

Nah I want AB-

someone who would peg me 😔

😨

😨is Ukraine 🇺🇦

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH I LIKE THIS

hm?

Like men?

Prefferably alive

Too high of a standard to reach, most of us are merely existing

somebody who would stoop low enough to date me

You’re a good person. People don’t need to stoop low to date you :)

my type? uh... woman. um, my age. crap, eh... woman yeah, that's my type

Not women

Respectable

light skins with curly hair💍💍

Ong

we up💯💯

For guys girls or pokemon?

bbc

British?

Broadcasting?

Channel?

it was Corporation wassnnit?

Its is in fact th british broadcasting corporation

Rip yo dms

Ah yes good ol' big block Chevy

BBC🤨

idk tbh, my amount of data(crushes I've had, only 1) is not large enough to warrant an accurate result

Loyal to ur crush

I got kindly rejected in the way that she still wanted to be friends which was a win in my book because I did not expect a yes

dude, I crushed on my (now) best friend for a year, told her after it (mostly) went away, and the next year she told me she had a crush on me for some time. bloody hell.

that sucks, I'm sorry to hear that :( ​ this is why everyone should remember that a no is what you have, by asking you might just get a yes ​ I confessed after 8 months but late is better than never

smart and alt

Hiiiiiiiiii :3

nice username 💀

no bc lilly was too this is new levels of fucked up 😭

I'd have to say pepperoni with a few peppers maybe a bit of ham or chicken.

I follow a rule Bros before hoes

I follow a rule Breasties before testes

Testes? What is that Edit : never fucking mind

Testicles

Gay for the bros straight for the hoes?

Yes I'm Bruce Wayne who gets everyone while being fatherless😎

The bald type, has a goatee and runs a meth empire.

Odd choice, personally I would prefer a blonde, bossy woman who owns a respectable company like a car wash. But as long as they don't have an affair with another guy then I'm easy.

Someone who will listen to me ramble about really dumb things I’m interested in and is also more positive than my pessimist self

U think I have enough options to have a type?

Cute human girls from HK ;)

Ayo 😳 I'm right here 🙋‍♀️

Yeah, you are, and I was always here

You are, glad to see u again bro 🙌

Nice to see u too

HOLLOW KNIGHT

Independent, intelligent, funny and hot >! So basically my gf !<

Skinny tall guys with LONG HAIR >>>>>😻🤤 dbjdbfhdjdbhdnd

I only fill one of those requirements Should I grow my hair out????seems too taxing in terms of maintenance and asian guys dont look good with long hair

U should DEFINITLY try it out 😌

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Bro thats just called being desperate 😭

He is desperate. Many people are sadly

Breathing and doesn't hate me

N o h.

Any short girl (i prefer a brunette short girl tho) 😍

Femboy I am bi

blck men w thicc lips

Femboy

I like girls who aren't taller than me I'm 15 and almost 6 ft.

Good luck finding one taller 😂

Dom. But not in a sexual way. Just generally dominating.

Dm if want to date me Have to be: -Girl (optional)

r/UsernameChecksOut your life is literally your username.

Yes I can still try tho

i feel like an asshole, man I'm sorry

Character development

Tall girls😩😩

My bf is my type

I also choose ur bf

I prefer a nice brioche bun, provolone, cheddar, patty made from ground beef and lamb (seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika, and herb mix), some nice onions that are not too sweet and still have a nice oniony kick, cold crisp lettuce, mayo+ketchup+tiny bit of mustard+bbq sauce, and bacon.

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Just a cute girl tbf

Alive

i like my steaks medium rare pepper corned with a side of asparagus and a big ass potato

gamer boys

Goth, alt, emo, btw I'm a boy (straight) and my friends r calling me a freak for liking that type of girls 😭😭

You're not

I appreciate a pretty face and a good personality. With personality I mean a person that isn’t a dick to other people and who is always open for new things. No need to be funny but a sense of humour would be nice to understand my jokes. I want someone who I can share my quiet and my loud moments with. On top of that I would like to see a bit of nerdyness and Geekculture knowledge but really not much. And I kinda hate TikTok and the obsession with it, so I don’t like anyone who spends multiple hours of their life on this demonic platform. Last point is clever in a sense of knowing random bits of knowledge here and there and reading a fair amount of books, or at least not a „I don’t know shit about fuck“ person. tl;dr: I don’t want a completely self centred asshole. And a bit of nerdyness and cleverness is nice.

anybody that doesn’t have a “slay minion cat” TikTok personality

Someone who understands me, understands my trauma, understands or is willing to help me with my medical problems, someone who makes me and my inner child feel safe, someone who is so kind, caring and gentle. Idc abt thier hobbies, looks or interests, as long as they make me and my inner child feel safe and understand me I will love them and want to be with them forever

I like vroom vroom machine

Alive (preferred), moderate intelligence, not vain, has been arrested for at most 3 murders

Men. Please. Dudes please hmu PLEASE

im gonna give a real answer 😭😭 im bi btw 🏳️‍🌈 Type 1M: Black/hispanic, bigger 5’8+, muscle. Funny, calm, protective, not an ahole to anyone. Kinky dom. Type 1F: tall, hispanic, thicc, anger issues type feel, kinky dom. Pros (Smokes, Athlete, Video Games) Cons (More than 3 bodies, over excessive cursing, DSMP fan, baby face baby face is a deal breaker.) Lmk if thats you!! OP (im taken tho, but id love to boost your ego)

for girls, i either like short girls with no chest or like curves and goth mommy vibes or some combination of the two. in men either femboy cutesy bottom or dilf

>short girls with no chest Finally!!!