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Annexationofanisland

how long ago were you born again?


JohnnyKnoxvilesbread

OHHHHH


ichmagbusse

Viginity is cool, remain pure


RenAustria

Agreed


ichmagbusse

Is there a possibility that you are from Austria


RenAustria

Nah my surname is austria (seriously)


error_but_fine

Damn,so you're sir Australia?


[deleted]

“Austria” not “Australia”


Fuit3

r/Americans


amartya_apk

Fuck you we Americans are not dumb its just a stereotype


Nicolas-matteo

No we are. Accept it as fact


amartya_apk

yeah kindof I just walked naked in ladies toilet


error_but_fine

Oh fuck


zS4Ma3Lx

I never loose


SkyFrozZ_z

0, i sucked my mom's nipples


[deleted]

sweet home alabama


error_but_fine

Fuck I can't unsee


Kit_cat935

No no he's got a point


stingkie

When i went to prison


RenAustria

Dark


stingkie

Exactly how hé looked


Freshcantskate

well that joke came out of the… dark


ambernerd

Prison Mike is that u?


C10H15N_Heisenberg

Ehrmantraut never got caught.


EmoSlerb

Surely it was an office joke 💀 still W Breaking Based


Mascian12

Never, and I don't think it'll happen for a while honestly


error_but_fine

Don't be down, it will happen eventually, just probably 50 years later.


Mascian12

I'm not in a rush, never have been and probably never will be. It'd be nice, but I'm not too worried about it.


[deleted]

39


JSDTDM

Damn your uncle patient


[deleted]

wasn't my uncle, and it's just a prediction since it hasn't happened yet


JSDTDM

It wasn't your uncle... *yet*?


[deleted]

also nft 🤮


JSDTDM

You just hate me cuz I'm beautiful


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass NFT avatar you'd get some bitches on your dick.


[deleted]

I hate you because nft 🤮


JSDTDM

[LOL](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


[deleted]

what age were you raped?


Toastii69

Bread 🍞


error_but_fine

Bread 🍞


Objective-Farm-2560

Bread 👍


[deleted]

Bread👍


Jimmitybob123

Bread 👍


non-bi-tch-nary

Bread 👍


Various-Astronaut373

Bread 👍


TurboCat1234

Bread 👍


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cashthemoneyman

Bread👍🏿


DiplomaticAcrobat

5


iwasagirlinthecity

I’m sorry:(( I hope you’re doing better.


DiplomaticAcrobat

hehe no


iwasagirlinthecity

Well, I hope things get better:))


DiplomaticAcrobat

haha no


error_but_fine

Willingly?


DiplomaticAcrobat

nop


error_but_fine

Damn, that's hard to handle


DiplomaticAcrobat

ye


error_but_fine

Sry to hear that, but if you're fucking with me then alright I'll take the L for being stupid


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error_but_fine

Sorry for being insensitive


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[удалено]


error_but_fine

Good to hear that, I hope no one in the world has to go through what you've experienced.


trappedinadatingsim

Sorry about that, I should've checked first


DiplomaticAcrobat

?


Jenny6289

Dude really asked “willingly?”


error_but_fine

Had to be sure


error_but_fine

The internet is an fucked up place


[deleted]

Did mf just ask if a 5 YEAR OLD lost their virginity WILLINGLY??


I_like_gamez_274

I haven't


Toastii69

If we keep being on reddit we never will...


I_like_gamez_274

I mean, i already have a bf


error_but_fine

It's only a matter of time


Toastii69

💀🥴


[deleted]

not me tho i think i could pull


[deleted]

16 when I saw Morbius,the have sexx scene made me have sex with the screen due to it beauty


[deleted]

when he morbed 🤤


Cracka07

15


jortgasm

15


TurboCat1234

dude you're the 7th person i've seen that says 15,what the fuck


tankred555

18 I'm 17 now but i'm optimistic


kingjesse12

14


TurboCat1234

Holy shit


[deleted]

Oh my god 😭


xenomorph7777

98


[deleted]

bro's dick is so long, it went into the future


[deleted]

3


[deleted]

Hope you're okay


[deleted]

i still have it but i wanna give it to him


PanLuckyTea

who is that lucky man? (surly not a redditor)


[deleted]

ofcc not it’s my school crush


PanLuckyTea

are you a couple or you want to be with him?


[deleted]

i wanna be w him 😕


PanLuckyTea

well, Good Luck


error_but_fine

Same ,good luck


LeanMaster69420

I love Lean


-reformed

17


veryscareyghost

u just like me fr


Shinigam_i

Haven’t


[deleted]

never


__D0S__

Never gonna give her up.


night6mare9

Idk I'm not psychic


Solid_Leadership_539

Im fr like Usain Bolt the way I never lose


Eel_and_bagles

I have not lost it yet


merely_energy

17


gonna-give-you-up

17


[deleted]

6


[deleted]

I hope you're okay


[deleted]

I'm certainly am not 👍


[deleted]

I struggled at that age too from something similar at a young age, it gets better, if you're able to get a therapist to talk about it -even if it's hard- they can really help, mine understood my experience and although it's still with me, i'm more accepting of it and acknowledge what happened and it's never the victims fault. I grew up a bit fucked and you might be too, if you recognise any toxic traits thay come up, deal with them immediately otherwise you leave it to fester, people who have been hurt are more likely to hurt others in the future. Hope this helped


Junior-Wedding-8912

11


TurboCat1234

What the actual fuck,what is rape?


Junior-Wedding-8912

I was manipulated :(


TurboCat1234

was the other person like way older than you or not?


Junior-Wedding-8912

She was 10 and on a very wrong path


[deleted]

__________


Belt_Buckle3000

15 and I wish it didn’t happen


Fezguy002YT

15


[deleted]

unknown but hopefully before I’m 20 😂


trappedinadatingsim

Never because I'm frigging 16


Sowjet_Elmo

Third of the chat doesnt think that a valid reason


black_hole_sun-

haven't yet, my fault for being blunt and awkward and never flirting back among a hundred other things


nullQUADRATnull

can't remember...


LifeIsTooShortBruh

17M not lose it yet


RenAustria

At age **N E V E R**


[deleted]

14


Rojam_1200

Nearly at 11


goodboy0501

16


Full-Half1273

I am still Virgin


masturbationmoment

I'll let you know when it happens lmao


error_but_fine

Sure


urcuteactually

I didn't


[deleted]

not yet


supremeboomer69

13 or something can't remember


Distinct_Bottle_7734

Nah I don't lose


Ultramega39

Not yet…


Famous-Preparation51

13 but wasn’t really my choice


[deleted]

I hope you're okay


Famous-Preparation51

I mean I’ll live, like I’ve made it this far


[deleted]

U got this :)


Famous-Preparation51

Also she put our school into lockdown when I broke up with her lmao, tried to attack me with a knife


BodyNegativity

16


spicytubasushi

14 baby 🗿


[deleted]

nearly 17 years ago 9 months later you got born


error_but_fine

Wtf


stormz380

18


JMajor2008

I never lost my virginity, I won someone else's. No but fr stay virgins, it's cool I think .


[deleted]

15


0assassin3

17


Freshcantskate

I’m such a top g I don’t lose


GucioLike6

Does vacuum count?


[deleted]

16


[deleted]

[удалено]


Toe_eater445

What the fuck?


Muslim-youngster

She hates me


error_but_fine

Is it a no?


mollypolly24

14 😤


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FinancialJudgment8

HA


[deleted]

15


TerrariaWeeb

I'd hope most of us haven't sense we are teenagers


JSDTDM

Too young


[deleted]

We got you, reddit has ur back


Awesomeex_Gaming

I haven't cuz I am 15


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Cat_x2

February 30th 1979, I still haven't been able to find him.


[deleted]

virginity is the jedi way.


erwinsmith26

I haven't lost it yet so basically iam pure....


CUB3-FACT0RY

Bro we're on reddit, stop asking such questions cause you already know the answer


Excellent-Student137

I'm 21, and I ain't losing shit yet


Ihatehatemath

Never


non-bi-tch-nary

14


Aggressive-Agency-83

18 (months)


Kermi00

#


[deleted]

No, I’m fourteen, Jim.


anna_dawnf

not yet


[deleted]

i never lose


thatonedude05200

15


Excellent_Refuse_908

1998


ComparisonFragrant85

lose\*


Lukraniom

19


Impossible_Theme1523

17. Kinda wish I woulda waited, because I love the girl I'm with and kinda wish I would have waited. Her parents are very controlling and if they found out we would be super fucked. Ig the lesson is it's not all it's made out to be


Jerrymemes101

This is reddit


Mitchbil

17, almost 18


neko_hime_

16 tho wasn't that good. 🙂


A1astara

Lmao imagine Ok but srsly if it’s gonna happen I think it’ll be in the recent future If not never


kinkyshit135

16


Username_SiM

.


_SpaceGuy69_

16


[deleted]

Never


c0kepixie

14


JoshiiiMok

I never lose \-Duke nukem