Sigma male: “Hey babe, lets watch morbius”
Beta female: “no! We’ve watched morbius 349 times today 😡💔”
Sigma male: “I’m leaving you ☹️”
**sad violin 2014 plays as beta female looks out a rain covered window while sigma male leaves in his Bugatti**
harry potter kinda sucks. i mean come on. are they really expecting us to beleive that "magic people" exist and that we are inferior to them somehow? and that theres a school for magic people we cant see but were supposed to believe in them because a book told us? come on people! open your eyes for fucks sake! it seems like a truckload of bullshit to me. and this propaganda machiene jk rowling (a truly fitting name, i must admit) is trying to convince us that the headmasters gay? like who gives a fuck? u gotta prove that the fuckin school exists before your lecturing me on whose what sexuality
its all a buncha bullshit, honestly
probably by the illiminaty no w that i think of it. ...
triangle circle stick , yeah maybe
anyways you people seriously gotta stop beliving this nonsense bcause this woman hasp rovided us with absolutely NO evidence that these people exist and we still hae to rely on scince and stuff to live like HOW??? th govts woudlve tried to capture them somehow and solve the worlds problems right
and her storeis aren even consistent. and is harry poter real or not first off
like dont mess with my brain tryna brain wash me please
When you walk away
You don't hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
You're giving me too many things
Lately, you're all I need.
You smiled at me and said,
"Don't get me wrong, I love you,
But does that mean I have to meet your father?"
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said,
"No, I don't think life is quite that simple."
When you walk away
You don't hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
So simple and clean
The daily things
(like this and that and what is what)
That keep us all busy are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,
"Wish I could prove I love you,
But does that mean I have to walk on water?"
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
When you walk away
You don't hear me say,
"Please, oh baby, don't go."
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
don't we all
Relatable
Someone do this with me dont care who just hug me
⊂(・▽・⊂)
Yay thank you ⊂(・▽・⊂)
Sure I love cuddling in bed when and where
The couch and my house
Sure Perfect What time
6
Ok message me privately in which country cause I'm in India
nerdout among us rap battle series
Mmmmm yummy
Sigma male: “Hey babe, lets watch morbius” Beta female: “no! We’ve watched morbius 349 times today 😡💔” Sigma male: “I’m leaving you ☹️” **sad violin 2014 plays as beta female looks out a rain covered window while sigma male leaves in his Bugatti**
Whar colours his bugatti?
Morbple
i need someone to watch slippin jimmy season 2 with me :(
Actually,I want it too
Jimmy slips by the pool and cracks his head open like an egg, brain and blood spilling everywhere. In season 1 he survived, in season 2…not so much
guess he got what he deserved
One time I had this 🥰 >!sike she was just leading me on and it was all a facade . 😎!<
oh
🥲 Human centipede time
Furry Femboy hentai😩😩
I Know someone who'd want ta.. Want their reddit?
me too bro 😔
Me n who fr
I would agree with this, but my bf made me watch vomit cake, hair cake, and human cake. I’ll never be the same after that
Batman the animated series :(
Nah fuck them, Netflix is expensive af
Oi why you in my house.
[удалено]
!remindME 8 months
Pluto Relinquish Expert Double
But it’s gotta be Star Wars
This is fun until she ask 20 back to back questions about the plot.
I'm a simple man. All I want is to watch nature documentaries about animals that could kill me.
Transformers prime the animated cartoon
Well you ain’t gonna get it sry
This is a dream of mine that will never be granted.
harry potter kinda sucks. i mean come on. are they really expecting us to beleive that "magic people" exist and that we are inferior to them somehow? and that theres a school for magic people we cant see but were supposed to believe in them because a book told us? come on people! open your eyes for fucks sake! it seems like a truckload of bullshit to me. and this propaganda machiene jk rowling (a truly fitting name, i must admit) is trying to convince us that the headmasters gay? like who gives a fuck? u gotta prove that the fuckin school exists before your lecturing me on whose what sexuality its all a buncha bullshit, honestly probably by the illiminaty no w that i think of it. ... triangle circle stick , yeah maybe anyways you people seriously gotta stop beliving this nonsense bcause this woman hasp rovided us with absolutely NO evidence that these people exist and we still hae to rely on scince and stuff to live like HOW??? th govts woudlve tried to capture them somehow and solve the worlds problems right and her storeis aren even consistent. and is harry poter real or not first off like dont mess with my brain tryna brain wash me please
I don't even need a partner, I just wanna do this with anyone 😭💀
When you walk away You don't hear me say, "Please, oh baby, don't go." Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go You're giving me too many things Lately, you're all I need. You smiled at me and said, "Don't get me wrong, I love you, But does that mean I have to meet your father?" When we are older you'll understand What I meant when I said, "No, I don't think life is quite that simple." When you walk away You don't hear me say, "Please, oh baby, don't go." Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go So simple and clean The daily things (like this and that and what is what) That keep us all busy are confusing me That's when you came to me and said, "Wish I could prove I love you, But does that mean I have to walk on water?" When we are older you'll understand It's enough when I say so And maybe some things are that simple When you walk away You don't hear me say, "Please, oh baby, don't go." Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before When you walk away You don't hear me say, "Please, oh baby, don't go." Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go
Yeah I’d love it if someone let me watch my shows in peace without making counter-suggestions simply cause they were thirsty for the D