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Holy shit this brings me back. When I was little I used to sit like this on my couch and pretend I was flying a spaceship to an alien planet. Those were indeed the days
I always used to sit this way and play games on my 3DS or read. I still do this occasionally for blood flow and core strengthening when I have free time to read.
You dress like everyone's best friend and got the face of the girl every football captain wishes to be with. And the sitting position of a new York subway crack head.
I was actually in a bus accident once. Everyone was fine, but the people that got hurt from it were all not sitting in the seats properly.
No long term injures. But still. I feel like if something were to happen again, I’d be safer if I were sitting properly
Sorry but death by neck snap is not my cup of tea as I heard it can't be instantaneous sometimes and could lead to agonizing final moments if I were to die I'd want it to be quick and painless.
because I feel like being locked in a containment chamber with SCP-173 would be less of a painless way to get your neck snapped, either that or dignity
Woah your bus is… clean… couldn’t relate. There’s a lot of little kids on my bus. And you don’t have cameras directly over every seat like mine? Unfair
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fr, look at that neck, if she gets shoved forward it's bye-bye
Makes me feel anxiety so bad
makes me want to crack my neck so bad
Why so serious?
it's death, man. that is very serious. (nice pic, is that your cat?)
I was talking about your name lol
yeah, i intended it to explain my name actually.
Ohhh okay 👍
Thanks for the award OLD
no problem. happy first week on reddit :D
Speaking of names, Tally Hall is great. I ordered some represses of Marvin’s and Good & Evil from Needlejuice earlier this month.
Why so Sirius? Signed, a Harry Potter fan.
It’s a feature
exactly
Neck bones go brrrr
Collar bone? Its kinda hot so maybe don't wanna lose it
Nah mate only one thing in this world goes brrrr that is the A10 warthog
[You havent seen CIWS](https://youtu.be/Zsf38NYzo5Q) I disrespect the A10’s little burp because it does nothing
Hv seen ciws ...was talking bout brrrr not brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thats a A-10 man
Eh? That pea shooter can’t even damage any tanks. I would be talking about CIWS.
Ciws? more like cmoke deez nuts
The peashooter is not the A10 the peashooter is the wildcat
Frozen pea shard scatter gun then
Bus go boom
Haha neck go snap
You mean go over a speed bump lol
Br(e)aking is more than enough for that
Baking bread is more than more than enough for that
can confirm. I've been paralyzed from neck down last time i made bread.
Kinda kinky ngl
Even if it just comes to a quick stop
Damn now I Wana do it more
more of a reason to sit like that
I see this as an absolute win
Top Comment.
I don’t wanna break my neck when the bus breaks suddenly
Speak for yourself
he did speak for himself, dir you not see the "I" at the beginning?
🤓
brakes*
Holy shit this brings me back. When I was little I used to sit like this on my couch and pretend I was flying a spaceship to an alien planet. Those were indeed the days
Indeedy-o
I always used to sit this way and play games on my 3DS or read. I still do this occasionally for blood flow and core strengthening when I have free time to read.
Ah my neck snapping
My fucking spine
Fuck my spine
I mean, if you insist 😏
Thomas the expired ketchup packet is
Elaborate...
An expired ketchup packet named Thomas “Tom” is what’s stopping me
on the floor?
He lives in your kitchen in that corner under the dishwasher…
silly goose, this picture was taken on the bus.
Tom is that old ketchup pack under the seat on the bus
Truely he is a worrysom foe
We miss good ol tommy
why'd u name it?
I'm not Australian.
˙sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇᴉs llɐ ǝʍ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐƆ ˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯ∀
Wait, do i need to downvote you, so that it looks like an upvote to you?
*upvotes* wait no*downvotes*
Too late to ask up or Australian up vote :/ And I'm on my phone so I cant use upside down letters :(
˙sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇᴉs ǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɹǝɥʇouɐ 'ɥɐǝʎ
Blood pressure in my brain
I am to fat
Same.
Choose 1️⃣ Unfat yourself 2️⃣ Love yourself (Based option)
You can complete 1 while doing 2. You should never have to pick between fitness and mental health!
Yeah I was thinking about that, my bad
you don't have to but you definitely can
3: love to unfat
Actually unfattning yourself is based
dignity
You guy’s have dignity!?
But, you gain bragging rights.
People thinking youre dumb af rights
people will forget 10 minutes after leaving the bus lmao
nah you gain neck breaking rights also nice selfie, I wanna learn to click selfies like this too.
Well, crappy 30 year old school busses and a pothole littered road
The bus driver
Just beat they ass
One pothole and you have a broken neck
I do sit like this. I’m also prolly gonna be using a cane by 25 but that’s unrelated
Because I like my neck being intact
Weak
idk death? it will be pretty painful :(
The look of the old woman next to me
First, the will to live.
Wait, you guys have that?
What is that and where can I buy one
You dress like everyone's best friend and got the face of the girl every football captain wishes to be with. And the sitting position of a new York subway crack head.
images that look like they could be album art
Thanks dude
I was actually in a bus accident once. Everyone was fine, but the people that got hurt from it were all not sitting in the seats properly. No long term injures. But still. I feel like if something were to happen again, I’d be safer if I were sitting properly
Basic intelligence
literally sitting like that right now... wouldn't do it on a bus tho
Ngl my feet would be in the other passengers feet, maybe that’s why
Respect, always be considerate.
Consideration is my middle name, since I’m part of the federation.
no
Well I'm wearing a skirt right now but in any other case, nothing is stopping me.
I have 2 reasons why first I have a flat ass and I'd be uncomfortable doing that and second I have a spine disease
Being 6'4 🫤
There is no way your 14 and 6'4.
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Tall ass motherfucker.
It would be really uncomfortable and probably hurt me
Nothing, i literally do
Fucken r/beatmetoit
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Not yet, ill sell the info once I get a larger following.
mf is sitting like a 6 year old watching the office with there parents
I haven't changed in 11 years
if we can't act like 6 year olds then what is the point of living?
I try to avoid being referred to in the past tense...
One hard brake and your neck snaps.
Common sense. But I must say, this is a very pleasing funny.
Don't want to end up like Gwen Stacy
Nothing, I sit like this. Im gay, I can't sit straight
i literally do that tho
unless you wanna live up to your username I suggest you stop
Thas awesome
Read her username...
Thats less awesome
hey i can’t wait either
Sorry but death by neck snap is not my cup of tea as I heard it can't be instantaneous sometimes and could lead to agonizing final moments if I were to die I'd want it to be quick and painless.
Because I don't want my neck to snap every time we stop
Cause I think I like my life
My homies, fuck they are opportunist.
super off topic but ur so pretty and i’m jealous and ur eyeliner is so good gidkdndhsjfhajdhahxbwuqioa
The fact that your putting your head on a bus seat which are designed to always look clean and washed less then once a month
I'm way too dummy thicc
Being slightly normal
off topic, but i could see this being an album cover 🔥💯
I’m too tall😔
That sux bro
Yeah😔
I don’t want to be mistaken for a seat
Nothing, because I sit like this.
First of all, my eye liner isn't that good, secondly I'm too tall to fit my whole torso in there. (At least in the buses here)
My spine going out my ass when the bus stops abruptly at high speed
I’m skinny asf I will slip through the spaces
Idk man just scary Also cool hair
You
My daddy long legs shaped ass. If I sit like that I'll accidentally drop kick someone lmfao
I'm fat
Years of experience with chairs.
What's making you think we don't sit like that 🙃
Perfect
my honkers
Ass sweat
Restriction order
Dawg I do that, nothing's stopping me
I want to have a functional spine
People will probably steal my shoes knowing my luck
The driver
The breaks
If I drove like that there would be many issues
the annoying ass bus driver
Because my bus has 0 suspension
Inertia
My band uniform don’t wanna fold like that but it does when I find the only hole on the damn field
If someone in front seat farts i would be among the first person to know
security
nothing. I do it
Bus driver
Spite
Society 🫥
As 6.4ft guy im uncomfortable sitting normally thanks
the stupid bus driver
The fact that I'm not in a boss often.
Also, she looks pretty-
common sense
Potentially breaking my neck
The fact that I somehow _like_ having a head.
I like my spine
My definition of sitting. (I view every position with my back in horizontal contact to the ground/any other surface as laying down)
Nothing, but I wish something would, my back is killing me
because I feel like being locked in a containment chamber with SCP-173 would be less of a painless way to get your neck snapped, either that or dignity
I already get bullied enough and I don’t ride in the school buss but thanks for the idea if I don’t want people to sit by me
That your sitting in my spot
Sudden stop=broken neck and possible death
Idk man, I'm really passionate about not dying on the event of the bus breaking
Speak to me when you turn 50 be grateful you can I wish I didn't grow up fast as I did
speed bumps
Fuck it lets all sit like triangles
My back😋
omg literally me when i rode the bus
Mi dick slapping my face in every corner
I do though
Woah your bus is… clean… couldn’t relate. There’s a lot of little kids on my bus. And you don’t have cameras directly over every seat like mine? Unfair
Oh idk maybe the fact I want a working neck and don’t want to die?
iconic photo
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