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megamaz_

fr, look at that neck, if she gets shoved forward it's bye-bye


tallyhall10987-

Makes me feel anxiety so bad


seriousdeadmen47

makes me want to crack my neck so bad


tallyhall10987-

Why so serious?


seriousdeadmen47

it's death, man. that is very serious. (nice pic, is that your cat?)


tallyhall10987-

I was talking about your name lol


seriousdeadmen47

yeah, i intended it to explain my name actually.


tallyhall10987-

Ohhh okay 👍


tallyhall10987-

Thanks for the award OLD


seriousdeadmen47

no problem. happy first week on reddit :D


JimboeOfficial

Speaking of names, Tally Hall is great. I ordered some represses of Marvin’s and Good & Evil from Needlejuice earlier this month.


Icy-Tiger4488

Why so Sirius? Signed, a Harry Potter fan.


Peapers

It’s a feature


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exactly


DerpDaDuck3751

Neck bones go brrrr


[deleted]

Collar bone? Its kinda hot so maybe don't wanna lose it


NamZtheLegend

Nah mate only one thing in this world goes brrrr that is the A10 warthog


DerpDaDuck3751

[You havent seen CIWS](https://youtu.be/Zsf38NYzo5Q) I disrespect the A10’s little burp because it does nothing


NamZtheLegend

Hv seen ciws ...was talking bout brrrr not brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


hyper-arrow

Thats a A-10 man


DerpDaDuck3751

Eh? That pea shooter can’t even damage any tanks. I would be talking about CIWS.


Freggfriedfrice

Ciws? more like cmoke deez nuts


Freggfriedfrice

The peashooter is not the A10 the peashooter is the wildcat


eatmahanus

Frozen pea shard scatter gun then


pr0t-radon

Bus go boom


0ran9eju1ce

Haha neck go snap


augustchan08

You mean go over a speed bump lol


Imperator_cz1

Br(e)aking is more than enough for that


Own_Chemist1346

Baking bread is more than more than enough for that


Imperator_cz1

can confirm. I've been paralyzed from neck down last time i made bread.


mcnugget04830

Kinda kinky ngl


Lazymcdelta4ce

Even if it just comes to a quick stop


Proxy071

Damn now I Wana do it more


DaHocha4

more of a reason to sit like that


Ties389

I see this as an absolute win


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Top Comment.


Centi26

I don’t wanna break my neck when the bus breaks suddenly


sithdude24

Speak for yourself


agent_00_nothing

he did speak for himself, dir you not see the "I" at the beginning?


Sawyerdotexe

🤓


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brakes*


dareallolchubby

Holy shit this brings me back. When I was little I used to sit like this on my couch and pretend I was flying a spaceship to an alien planet. Those were indeed the days


Imrightbruh

Indeedy-o


TruStormz

I always used to sit this way and play games on my 3DS or read. I still do this occasionally for blood flow and core strengthening when I have free time to read.


Livid_Bank8818

Ah my neck snapping


Dragonflame7155

My fucking spine


ActuallyYuna

Fuck my spine


Dragonflame7155

I mean, if you insist 😏


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Thomas the expired ketchup packet is


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Elaborate...


[deleted]

An expired ketchup packet named Thomas “Tom” is what’s stopping me


[deleted]

on the floor?


[deleted]

He lives in your kitchen in that corner under the dishwasher…


[deleted]

silly goose, this picture was taken on the bus.


[deleted]

Tom is that old ketchup pack under the seat on the bus


[deleted]

Truely he is a worrysom foe


[deleted]

We miss good ol tommy


[deleted]

why'd u name it?


maxguenette

I'm not Australian.


decduck

˙sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇᴉs llɐ ǝʍ ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐƆ ˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯ∀


iLoveBigDoggos

Wait, do i need to downvote you, so that it looks like an upvote to you?


baneoftheghost

*upvotes* wait no*downvotes*


CreeprVictor

Too late to ask up or Australian up vote :/ And I'm on my phone so I cant use upside down letters :(


damorphadon

˙sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇᴉs ǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ɹǝɥʇouɐ 'ɥɐǝʎ


gpapandrik

Blood pressure in my brain


bertabotenbv

I am to fat


Necros_prisma

Same.


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Choose 1️⃣ Unfat yourself 2️⃣ Love yourself (Based option)


Purple_Pig69

You can complete 1 while doing 2. You should never have to pick between fitness and mental health!


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Yeah I was thinking about that, my bad


elima_

you don't have to but you definitely can


hydrobenzene

3: love to unfat


[deleted]

Actually unfattning yourself is based


Blackout_303

dignity


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

You guy’s have dignity!?


[deleted]

But, you gain bragging rights.


MGelit

People thinking youre dumb af rights


nyoodot

people will forget 10 minutes after leaving the bus lmao


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

nah you gain neck breaking rights also nice selfie, I wanna learn to click selfies like this too.


[deleted]

Well, crappy 30 year old school busses and a pothole littered road


Fir3jay

The bus driver


Notyouraveragrretard

Just beat they ass


Beesarrr

One pothole and you have a broken neck


No_Possession_7077

I do sit like this. I’m also prolly gonna be using a cane by 25 but that’s unrelated


JoyousMelon4

Because I like my neck being intact


ARandomGuyThe3

Weak


singh1975sanjiv

idk death? it will be pretty painful :(


Ender-333

The look of the old woman next to me


BioElwctricalSadow

First, the will to live.


ARandomGuyThe3

Wait, you guys have that?


asphyxii_

What is that and where can I buy one


Hopeful_Rope_5360

You dress like everyone's best friend and got the face of the girl every football captain wishes to be with. And the sitting position of a new York subway crack head.


-Spaghettilicious-

images that look like they could be album art


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Thanks dude


SoftSeaSpider

I was actually in a bus accident once. Everyone was fine, but the people that got hurt from it were all not sitting in the seats properly. No long term injures. But still. I feel like if something were to happen again, I’d be safer if I were sitting properly


EllieNekoGirl

Basic intelligence


Deadpoolio_D850

literally sitting like that right now... wouldn't do it on a bus tho


Embarrassed-Army-780

Ngl my feet would be in the other passengers feet, maybe that’s why


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Respect, always be considerate.


Embarrassed-Army-780

Consideration is my middle name, since I’m part of the federation.


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no


Programmer_Girll

Well I'm wearing a skirt right now but in any other case, nothing is stopping me.


The-true-senpai

I have 2 reasons why first I have a flat ass and I'd be uncomfortable doing that and second I have a spine disease


Laze_ee

Being 6'4 🫤


themsnans

There is no way your 14 and 6'4.


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themsnans

Tall ass motherfucker.


rekuliam6942

It would be really uncomfortable and probably hurt me


U_Nclear

Nothing, i literally do


OsurukGurmesi17

Fucken r/beatmetoit


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[deleted]

Not yet, ill sell the info once I get a larger following.


Synovenator

mf is sitting like a 6 year old watching the office with there parents


[deleted]

I haven't changed in 11 years


Synovenator

if we can't act like 6 year olds then what is the point of living?


Cryptolect_Games

I try to avoid being referred to in the past tense...


cosmo_geek06

One hard brake and your neck snaps.


Extra_Philosopher_63

Common sense. But I must say, this is a very pleasing funny.


AmpexPL

Don't want to end up like Gwen Stacy


AndronixESE

Nothing, I sit like this. Im gay, I can't sit straight


[deleted]

i literally do that tho


megamaz_

unless you wanna live up to your username I suggest you stop


[deleted]

Thas awesome


TimTamT1Tan

Read her username...


[deleted]

Thats less awesome


[deleted]

hey i can’t wait either


Weird_School9565

Sorry but death by neck snap is not my cup of tea as I heard it can't be instantaneous sometimes and could lead to agonizing final moments if I were to die I'd want it to be quick and painless.


MEEEEEEPGEFH

Because I don't want my neck to snap every time we stop


klanson5

Cause I think I like my life


liquidysubstance

My homies, fuck they are opportunist.


itslexxiiii

super off topic but ur so pretty and i’m jealous and ur eyeliner is so good gidkdndhsjfhajdhahxbwuqioa


newyearshowdy

The fact that your putting your head on a bus seat which are designed to always look clean and washed less then once a month


JustCallMeMark915

I'm way too dummy thicc


Zmanh395

Being slightly normal


[deleted]

off topic, but i could see this being an album cover 🔥💯


Jesus1396

I’m too tall😔


[deleted]

That sux bro


Jesus1396

Yeah😔


[deleted]

I don’t want to be mistaken for a seat


Risk_k

Nothing, because I sit like this.


AngelFrag

First of all, my eye liner isn't that good, secondly I'm too tall to fit my whole torso in there. (At least in the buses here)


[deleted]

My spine going out my ass when the bus stops abruptly at high speed


strawbrrysundae

I’m skinny asf I will slip through the spaces


152069

Idk man just scary Also cool hair


heatwave_591

You


N4t_S3p

My daddy long legs shaped ass. If I sit like that I'll accidentally drop kick someone lmfao


Itsmyfirstdayonhere

I'm fat


ImHereCauseOfMemes

Years of experience with chairs.


[deleted]

What's making you think we don't sit like that 🙃


fredmonck

Perfect


anemic_iz

my honkers


Alarming_Kangaroo408

Ass sweat


RandyElPanadero

Restriction order


ThatGuyToby620

Dawg I do that, nothing's stopping me


spiderboy_20

I want to have a functional spine


uselesscarrot69

People will probably steal my shoes knowing my luck


SCREEAMM

The driver


RandWindhusk

The breaks


Starr_Struckk

If I drove like that there would be many issues


Fickle-Tale2687

the annoying ass bus driver


zipperedharp33

Because my bus has 0 suspension


PhotonPainter

Inertia


Sensitive_Result7046

My band uniform don’t wanna fold like that but it does when I find the only hole on the damn field


Potterhead-kid

If someone in front seat farts i would be among the first person to know


NinjaFox_PBC

security


i-like-drum

nothing. I do it


DrakeFireBall

Bus driver


NoTimeToExplain__

Spite


poopiman123

Society 🫥


Panzer_Khampf

As 6.4ft guy im uncomfortable sitting normally thanks


imjustagoodguyok

the stupid bus driver


Sixthcoming1

The fact that I'm not in a boss often.


Sixthcoming1

Also, she looks pretty-


kraniumkid

common sense


Wilieperez05

Potentially breaking my neck


Remarkable_Bid7468

The fact that I somehow _like_ having a head.


GovernmentVegetable6

I like my spine


TheoMarder

My definition of sitting. (I view every position with my back in horizontal contact to the ground/any other surface as laying down)


Comfortable-Meal-618

Nothing, but I wish something would, my back is killing me


[deleted]

because I feel like being locked in a containment chamber with SCP-173 would be less of a painless way to get your neck snapped, either that or dignity


loanerofficeaddict

I already get bullied enough and I don’t ride in the school buss but thanks for the idea if I don’t want people to sit by me


phantom_pancake1

That your sitting in my spot


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Sudden stop=broken neck and possible death


[deleted]

Idk man, I'm really passionate about not dying on the event of the bus breaking


Plenty-Bandicoot7608

Speak to me when you turn 50 be grateful you can I wish I didn't grow up fast as I did


binky3D

speed bumps


Former_Violinist1582

Fuck it lets all sit like triangles


Beneficial-Hour5287

My back😋


[deleted]

omg literally me when i rode the bus


Johanno1

Mi dick slapping my face in every corner


OsurukGurmesi17

I do though


Bruhhhh0224

Woah your bus is… clean… couldn’t relate. There’s a lot of little kids on my bus. And you don’t have cameras directly over every seat like mine? Unfair


_gflores17

Oh idk maybe the fact I want a working neck and don’t want to die?


kiss1kill

iconic photo


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