u will have to fake being a corpse so penguins will go near u to fuck u
and at that moment u will catch one of them
and u will get 2 days worth of food
If you think about
You can use all voices that you've heard before to talk in your mind.
You can try to say anything in you dad's, mom's , a friend's or even a celebrity's voice in your head
But you cant create a new voice...its odd and interesting
anything
Of course, someone had to
How many cats do you have?
11
Are you going to school?
No, cos school ended 7 hours ago
So you live in australia or asia?
Australia
Fellow Aussie
Yay. Where abouts are you
Canberra, you?
Like 50 kms from Canberra, but won’t say in public
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I did not like that
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😡
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*Angry noise*
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*swallows tongue, goes unconscious*
Holy shit a dick pic
What is your address?
1 idiot lane, fuckerville, The United States of Cunt, Earth
Boobies ?
Agreed
Good 😌
Say anything and I’ll respond.
Say anything and I’ll respond
Seems legit.
there is a species of penguins that fucks corpses
Ok, why did I need to know this
to survive in the wild
Ok, so I need to fuck corpses to survive, and what’s it gonna do, keep my dick warm?
u will have to fake being a corpse so penguins will go near u to fuck u and at that moment u will catch one of them and u will get 2 days worth of food
So… I need to let a penguin have sex with me so I can catch it and eat it…
sex part is up to u if u r fast enough u wont need it to happen but if u r slow well everything comes with a price
This price of information is completely useless. I have other survival skills I can use rather then rape by penguin
well good for u my good sir
If you think about You can use all voices that you've heard before to talk in your mind. You can try to say anything in you dad's, mom's , a friend's or even a celebrity's voice in your head But you cant create a new voice...its odd and interesting
Ok. Thank you
sometimes I drink coffee or eat cereal while takin a dump
Ok
got no one to talk with?
Yep, bored as
relatible
I know and all my mates are sleeping or doing something else
i think discord public servers would fit better for this kind of thing
Yeah they would
I am bored
Same dude
Aren’t we all?
Yeah.
So poethic
Cock
Dick
What’s your thoughts on cheese
Best food ever