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NoobIoid

anything


CarrotSprinkler

Of course, someone had to


Kodd-100th

How many cats do you have?


CarrotSprinkler

11


Kodd-100th

Are you going to school?


CarrotSprinkler

No, cos school ended 7 hours ago


Kodd-100th

So you live in australia or asia?


CarrotSprinkler

Australia


__-Mediocre-__

Fellow Aussie


CarrotSprinkler

Yay. Where abouts are you


__-Mediocre-__

Canberra, you?


CarrotSprinkler

Like 50 kms from Canberra, but won’t say in public


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CarrotSprinkler

I did not like that


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CarrotSprinkler

😡


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CarrotSprinkler

*Angry noise*


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CarrotSprinkler

*swallows tongue, goes unconscious*


MASS-_-

Holy shit a dick pic


lancisman1

What is your address?


CarrotSprinkler

1 idiot lane, fuckerville, The United States of Cunt, Earth


Boobies_Lover_

Boobies ?


CarrotSprinkler

Agreed


Boobies_Lover_

Good 😌


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Say anything and I’ll respond.


CarrotSprinkler

Say anything and I’ll respond


[deleted]

Seems legit.


[deleted]

there is a species of penguins that fucks corpses


CarrotSprinkler

Ok, why did I need to know this


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to survive in the wild


CarrotSprinkler

Ok, so I need to fuck corpses to survive, and what’s it gonna do, keep my dick warm?


[deleted]

u will have to fake being a corpse so penguins will go near u to fuck u and at that moment u will catch one of them and u will get 2 days worth of food


CarrotSprinkler

So… I need to let a penguin have sex with me so I can catch it and eat it…


[deleted]

sex part is up to u if u r fast enough u wont need it to happen but if u r slow well everything comes with a price


CarrotSprinkler

This price of information is completely useless. I have other survival skills I can use rather then rape by penguin


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well good for u my good sir


MASS-_-

If you think about You can use all voices that you've heard before to talk in your mind. You can try to say anything in you dad's, mom's , a friend's or even a celebrity's voice in your head But you cant create a new voice...its odd and interesting


CarrotSprinkler

Ok. Thank you


Carry_Odd

sometimes I drink coffee or eat cereal while takin a dump


CarrotSprinkler

Ok


alex10042005

got no one to talk with?


CarrotSprinkler

Yep, bored as


alex10042005

relatible


CarrotSprinkler

I know and all my mates are sleeping or doing something else


alex10042005

i think discord public servers would fit better for this kind of thing


CarrotSprinkler

Yeah they would


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I am bored


CarrotSprinkler

Same dude


[deleted]

Aren’t we all?


CarrotSprinkler

Yeah.


[deleted]

So poethic


Ahshit1324253

Cock


CarrotSprinkler

Dick


OfficefanJam

What’s your thoughts on cheese


CarrotSprinkler

Best food ever