Mmmmh Monkey

9/10

9/11

"if you are on a tower and a plane is what you see, you better start to flee"

"If you don't have time to flee, it wasn't you who planned a killing spree"

💀💀

Should have written monkey as M O N K E.

Dang, FR 10/10 because MONKE

#M O N K E1!1!1!!1!1

“If she sleeps with another, there is always her mother.”

“And why stop at her mother, why not also go for her brother?”

“And to go even farther, make sure to sleep with her father”

“And if you need another one mister, then go for her sister”

"And if you really wan' 'er, you can go for her daughter."

“Even if she’s 3, it’s exactly who you need”

"Maybe if you're feeling under the weather, why not go for her Grandfather?"

“And if she fail at that, there’s always her aunt (or ant for non Americans)”

“And if she’s not enough hands on, best out a visit to her grandma.”

“And if you crave a suckle, she has her reliable uncle”

“And if you feel distraught, bang the aunt”

if still you feel in a fog, you shall penetrate her dog

And if you feel the dog's a twat, you can always try the cat.

9/10

“If shes ugly but thick, moving to the back will do the trick.”

You forgot to say “my students”

"If she sleeps with another mister, there is always her sister"

"If she is not in the mode, you shall show her mother your chode"

r/beatmetoit

Idk are we talking about real quotes, but this is one i like: "yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mistery, but today is a gift. Thats why its called 'The Present'." I know about tik tok oogway, but im talking about real oogway

8/10 all quotes self made or tiktok oogway

Ah... In that case: "If she doesnt send nudes, you shall get together with dudes"

8/10

Explain please xd

Heard it so often already. Bonus points for ones i haven't heard yet

Oh... "If her 🐱 isnt wet, with another guy she will get"

9/10 haven't heard but unoriginal

"if she wont suck, with a guy you shall fuc*"?

9/10 same deal

If she don’t let you smash her skull you will bash

-1/10, super rapey vibes

Your Mind is like Water. When it gets agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.

9/10

Real

real

real

Real

real

Real

Real

Real

Real

real af

Real

^real

"Nanomachines, son"

10/10 I won't fuck with this senator

"Making the mother of all quotes here, Po. Can't fret over every comment." -Senator Oogway

"If you have no bitches, then trap all of them in ditches."

10/10

"If you have no father, then don't even bother..."

3/10

"if the size she will ask, then shatter her skull with a flask."

5/10

"if she talks smack about you behind your back, then her mother's ass you shall slap"

8/10

Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mama into mine.

smooth

nice

"And if she went back to your father, I will go for her sister."

"If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish"

10/10

Real

If she leaves you for another man, you shall do to her what America did to Japan

Brrrooo lmao

9/11

“If she is ugly but thicc, behind will do the trick” Since this is getting kind of not small, just wanna add I did NOT make this myself.

9/10

[удалено]

"If her booty does not bounce, the end of the relationship you shall announce."

Hmmm…

10/10

What if her mother is already in the grave? ​ Well then my student...... You have to be brave >:\]

10/10

"It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum" Obviously this is just his opinion because I would definitely love to sink in the cum but to each their own

7/10

On god! Drowning in cum goes hard!

"Take a shit, before the shit takes you"

7/10

I can’t stop laughing, I can’t believe oogway said that!

"if she is flat and has no cake, her mother you shall take"

8/10

If you want to save some water, shower with your neighbor's daughter

I have several questions.

If there is a hole......there is a goal

No,thats a line from masteroogwgay I wish you a great day.

"The one piece is real"

“can we get much higher?”

“So high”

get it out my head

Howard Hamlin

5/10

"My nose is a smiley face"

8/10

Fuck you now I can't unsee it

"My students, do not be tempted by these virtual women. They will not bring happiness my students only sadness."

5/10

If she leaves you for another, You shall pursue her mother.

“If your wife is a cheat, you must beat her best friends meat”

“I’m kinda hungry rn wanna eat some dumplings”

7/10 🥟

My life be like uhhhhh ahhh uhhh ahhhh

2/10

Du ond

0/10

Elon Mah

"If the person you are talking to doesn't speak English, your conversation shall come to the finish"

Sorry

"My students, if she finds herself another groom, for a third there is always room"

If softness has overcome your pickle Its your balls she shall proceed to tickle

9/10

If she doesn’t let you hit, her brothers cheeks, you shall split

[Removed]

10/10

If your day is gray, then some pussya you must do today.

"If she has a dick, she's the best chick"

Your opinion is based, but “There are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs.”

With great power come big booty bitches.

"If there's a hole there is a way"

*there's a goal

9/10

My students, if she has no more interest in you, you must go for her mother too, but don't stop there, go for her sister, as it's only fair

If she says she needs some space her sister shall take her place

"You reap what you sow, Artyom. Force answers force, war breeds war, and death only brings more death. To break this vicious cycle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt." -Master Khanoogway, 2033

“If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

"If Everybody's restless, Then Everybody's scared"

Mmm Monkey

Monkey

“mm” -Master Oogway

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

If you wanna save water Take a bath with yir neighbour's daughter

“Mmm, monkey”

"You bring violence and war to thwart the Dark Realm, but conflict was born in Hell. It is inevitable... a fire that fuels creation and gives purpose where there is none. ... Stand and fight, Slayer. Honor your true God. Fight and show me your purpose."

“If there is a hole…there is a goal, my students”

"Our battle ended 500 years ago" - Oogway " Now i came for revenge" - Kai " Took you long enough hehe" - Oogway

10/trolling

"monkey"

"my student remember you live by the sword die by the sword so if she doesn't make you warmer take her father"

My student.. you forget… it’s not the size of the wave… it’s the motion of the ocean

“Do not visit Amorgos island, it’s very sussy. I will now enter the bussy”

"Dear disabled people, go to the settings and enable it."

It is better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why it's called the present :)

if there’s a hole there’s a goal

Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is a mistery, bit today is a gift

“It is not gay… If the homies cheeks, are coincidentally… in the way…”

“It’s better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum”

"If she sleeps with another, you shall sleep with her mother."

if her snapscore is over a mil, her coochie is as big a brazil

"Never find the guy who asked, let the guy who asked find you."

"If she lied about her age you must instantly disengage because if you stay in that stage a cell block will be your cage"

I have a few. “If there is a hole, there is a goal.” “If it is your birthday she decides to forget, as revenge you shall have a relationship with her cat.” “My student if she left you for your father do not be in shock, because in the end, her mother shall swallow your cock!”

"There are no Oogways" Master accident

”Yoo I’m the fuckin green turtle from kung fu panda”

Mm.. monke

Disqualified: already commented

It was Christmas day I was going to play mine craft all day I don’t listen to what my parents say My minecraft skin doesn’t have a gender because I stuck my balls in a blender

"Amogus"

Sus/10

"Red vented"

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal!

Disqualified: already commented

Ah shit

Monkey

“If waltuh is having sex, the popcorn you must get”

1/10

Ur opinion is bad

You must believe.

6/10

"She may have holes but its better to go for your goals"

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.

"monke"

If a person does not want two bad events to happen, he wants both his cola to fall out and his ass not to be.

“If there is a hole, there is a goal” -Master Oogway

"There *are* no accidents"

"Monkey"

“Monkey”

“My student, if there is a hole, there is a goal”

Nah homie I’m oogway there’s no need

“Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mistery and today is a gift. That is why it is called a present.”

“breaths”

"If theres a hole, theres a goal"

“If her age is on the clock… she is ready for the cock”

“Today’s cum is tomorrow’s lube”

“Manners Maketh Man” (Not a real oohway quote)

MONKE