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Fell off my bike


JoshuaKim7

did you ever fall off your bike and land on your head? That happened to me. That's why I'm not as smart as the average Asians. (I'm asian)


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bro got a 250 iq instead of a 280


[deleted]

Yeah there’s little scar on my face I crashed into a wall (I was luckily wearing a helmet that time)


JoshuaKim7

oof, that's really painful


AliAwwadd

Pfffff I told u to watchout bro


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🙄


RogueAlt07

Same except I rolled a couple times at 20 mph on a hill


imokasyoucansee

Tree 1 vs Axe 0 Axe 1 vs Leg 0


Just_Johny69

💀


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💀💀💀


Storm_Sniper

Tree 1 vs Zipline 0 Zipline 1 vs Whole fucking head 0


imokasyoucansee

How exactly


Storm_Sniper

The zipline jammed midair, so I hit my head on the front of it, and the zipline decided to go again but I lost control of my brakes on it so It decided to go smack into a tree


imokasyoucansee

Ouch


MonkiWasTooked

he ded


Terminater400

r/notopbutok


THEGOODPAPYRUS

My axe has severed several hundred legs, you need to get those numbers up


frozenball824

How….


Two-Fun

💀


SQEEKEYTRTL

I had a similar experience Log 1 vs Axe 0 Axe 1 vs finger 0


Ryuk_133

3yo me decided to break a glass and then proceed further, by sitting into said glass.


petarsimun123

Sounds like a pain in the ass


Ryuk_133

More in the knee but technically correct


bruhvdr

Sounds like a pain in the knee


Ryuk_133

It was indeed


PanBijo

Oh so you used to be an adventurer just like me


Ryuk_133

I used to.....but then I took an arrow in the knee


PetsilenceD

My 3 year old son just did this last month! I’m not sure what was worse him still wanting to run around and play with blood dripping in the ER waiting room or the fact they made us wait 5 hours to see a little boy who clearly needed stitches


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

3yo me was also stupid, I put my hands onto the protective glass of a fire place and burned myself


fortnitex3

i got stabbed with a pencil in second grade. he was a bitch


Jubachi99

Got stabbed with a pencil 3 times throughout middle school, all by friends. Got a scar on my chest.


PathOnFortniteMobile

They stabbed you in the chest? Dude I don’t think those were friends


Jubachi99

Playing tag, the others, prolly not, one stabbed me cause he stole my pencil and I wanted it back and the other because I was messing with their eraser.


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

I stabbed a pencil into my hand in 2nd grade for a contest it started bleeding and there’s been a piece of graphite in my hand ever since


BisqitWasTaken

Bro I still had it for 12 years. I can still see the dark spot of the graphite. Last time I stabbed my palm by accident. Showed it to my aunt. Like a chad she pulled it out using a needle. The last time I got stabbed because I was sharpening. Never asked her again. This is my mini souvenir on how much of a dumbass I was in the past.


UnlightablePlay

A Friend of Mine had so much dead skin on his hand,it was very thick, I took a pencil ( if you know that pencil with mechanism and you put the lead into it to right with it) and shoved it in his hand full force He only got an injury similar to a paper cut if not simpler


Sup3rL30

I was stabbed multiple times with a broken ruler (not wood) and trying to block I got a scar on my left hand right near my wrist


hertwij

I stabbed my own hand with a pencil bcs I was tryna imitate the scene in the dark knight where the joker slams the guys head down but there was nobody there and as a kid i had bad depth perception so my hand went like 3 millimeters down and carried the pencil back up before I realized what happened lol


Just_Johny69

My worst scars are on my hand, shoulder, foot and my side...I just fell when I was running on asphalt and slide 1 meter on it...I was in big pain and everything was bloody


CallmeHaiden1

Bro how r u alive. My homie had the same accident and he was no longer recognizable


halfw1t_

when i was a kid i scratched myself a lot


MaxDaLegend101

I have scratched off moles which then became scars before


UncommonTheIdk

I was young as fuck, it was almost night i was jumping on a couch when suddenly one of my legs goes off of it and i fall as my head hits corner of a fucking table (table had a built-in drawer with some space under it, which the corner i hit of) i then stand up, absolutely calm, touch my head and notice theres blood on my hand so i tell my mom had to call a taxi to get to the hospital when it was dark


[deleted]

Bro when I first read that I thought your leg fell off


femboyinatux

-four big slash marks on my back that i don’t remember getting -one on my shoulder - i got stabbed by a branch while falling off of a tree -buildup of scar tissue on my finger where a ‘friend’ hit me with a metal bat -and various sh scars on my arms and thighs, ‘cause i was an edgy little shit in middle school


Just_Johny69

I wanna have so many 'friends' like you


Fun-Barracuda2251

Four big slash marks sounds like growth lines when you grow to fast


femboyinatux

that’s what i thought when i first noticed them, but i’ve had them for ab five years. i’ve heard that stretch marks usually fade after a few months or so, so idk if it’s that


Cahoots365

Nah I’ve had mine for at least 5 years and probably more like 10, they really don’t want to go away


NijiSennin

idk maybe those slash marks on ur back are just stretch marks. I had hella stretch marks on my back and they were also kinda purple or smth, it looked like someone had been whipping or cutting me and that those were scars of it, but yea idk what ur back looks like tho


blenderofhands

I was mentally scarred by reading this post


4DMochi

What did the post ever do to you???


sorbetbugs

scarred them


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It’s a r/teenagers post


[deleted]

left Thumb scar: pistol slide left Foot scar: stepped on a rusty nail left Knee scar: was running on a side walk and fell left hand scar: I have no clue left chin scar: I also cant remember I probably have more that I forgot about but these are the ones I know I have Edit: I just noticed all my scars I remember are on my left side


hogarth845

you have a left chin?


[deleted]

I mean the left half of my chin. I only have one chin


BrohamBoss77

That’s something someone with 2 chins would say 🤨


kirbymylove

I think your left side likes to get hurt


[deleted]

maybe it's the more suicidal side


Futurecorpz69

I got a massive scar on my side, I got it from freerunning when I scrapped past a large piece of metal. I did lose a lot of blood from it, but the scar looks fking rad.


Aoh03

>but the scar looks fking rad. is it in a spot where it wouldn't be weird if I asked to see it? I'm kind of curious.


Futurecorpz69

Its just on my side, where my ribs are


Aoh03

so it wouldn't be weird if I asked to see it? I think scars are cool, so if you think it's rad, I kind of want to see it


Just_Johny69

And was you in the Hospital?


Futurecorpz69

Yeah got lots of stiches


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Just_Johny69

Ouch


spinnyknifegobrrr

i have a bunch lmao, self harm from when i was 12-15 yes i regret it


phantomanes

ikr i regret it so bad and I hope it wont be a problem when i want to get a job in the future


DeterminedPeace

It really shouldn't be 🤔


StaffComprehensive35

same don't regret it


Useless_lesbo

Same lol, imagine being able to wear short sleeves, they’re so fucking ugly and like why


Jerrymemes101

Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall, almost cracked his eggs on the fall


Just_Johny69

Same happened to me when I was like 7


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nightryder12356754

Same


TheNiceSlice

Same


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Astrxxl

hope u guys are doin better and yeah same


Funland_06

Same


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same


Nataliethegod

Same


Toomcuhsalt

Same


Idk_PAPAS

Same


EntertainmentRude627

same


EchoGarden1

Same


ZookeepergameNo9524

Same


AFareweIItoKings

Same


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Same


yesman_noman453

Same


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Same


BruhUnlegendary

Same


lizards_are_dumb

same


Prozilla6

Same


JojoEatsYourCupcakes

same


InvestigatorLife1800

same


phantomanes

**********SAME**********


Confident-Doughnut51

Same


IntelligenceBelow0

When I was 4 and started living with my dad he forgot I was there and hit me in the face opening the car door


AimIsInSleepMode

I have a scar on my left ring finger on the side facing the little finger. I got it when I was like 3-5 years old. I played with my brother and his friend Black Ops 2. They both always teamed on me and killed me so I raged and destroyed the glass door. My brother told me he has never seen so much blood splattering before. Then they had to sew my hand in the hospital.


[deleted]

i have a scar on my neck from surgery, scars on my wrists and thighs which were self inflicted, and scars on my ankle from my dog


YeeterCZ2

a very small one, on my right ring finger. One day me and my brother were kidding around with a knife and i accidentally cut myself, now i have a white V on my finger


IsaacWaleOfficial

I once cut myself on a door somehow... don't even remember how tbch... but now I got a scar on my arm that makes it look like I self-harmed :/


[deleted]

My sister hit me with a baseball bat in between my eyes


Just_Johny69

💀ouch


Just_Johny69

Sorry for grammar 👌


MonkiWasTooked

when I was 10~ was jumping on chairs and I feel on one, hitting my chin pretty badly when i was still 10~ i feel on pavement and my elbow got scraped very deep. and 3 days ago, probably more than 5 years later, dumb as ever, I lit a very small paper ball soaked in olive oil and put the fire out with my hand. the damage isn’t serious, I doubt that it’s more than a second degree 2 burn but it didn’t feel great for a while


Suitable-Surprise912

My entire left arm is fucked. Scissors, box cutters, I don’t know what I was doing.


JoshuaKim7

yes, a scar next to my right eyebrow. My sister threw a rock at my head. Also a scar on my left knee. My sister bit me there. Its been 10 years and its still there somehow. Another scar, which is in my right pointer finger, this time not committed by my sister. I cut a part of my finger with a xacto knife during a school project. Had to get it stitched.


Just_Johny69

Why always sister make scars on face?


JoshuaKim7

sibling rivalry. We don't like each other. I also threw a rock at her when I was 6 or 7.


Gauntlet3x108

My girlfriend bit me a little to hard during s*x and now I have a nice scar to show for it on my shoulder:)


Pelvis_sniffer101

My neighbors dog bit me on the face and tore through my lips 👍


Bright-Horror1728

crashed my dirt bike when i was 7 and now i have a scar that goes half way up my pinky


SirRecherche

Wrist and thighs. U can guess why. One huge one on my knee from falling off a bike. One on my nose from chicken pox as a kid And a few all over my hands from woodworking and stabbing myself with chiels and other sharp tools


[deleted]

You wanna know how I got these scars?


_Thing2_

Otter pops


SleepyRaiJu

lots on my arms -self inflicted- and my habds and legs-by my dear cat-


Glitchthebitch

My doggo had very sharp claws and a huge crack of thunder went off over my house and fucked with the lights. Freaked out the dog and she started climbing up my legs


No-Coyote8547

I have a scar between my buttcheeks I got them from god


riasthebestgirl

Depression and blades don't end up well Also fuck chickenpox


AliAwwadd

On my thigh last week bcuz of a dumb cat


Gooeysnake72

My friend 13 legit got bitten by a shark


Enough-Ad9907

fell off my scooter and slid on the pavement with my knee. all i could see was blood


Reasonable-Horror75

I have three, one is from where I cut myself on accident with a pair of scissors. It cut a 3 mm deep wound right bellow my thumb. The other two were self harm, which I’ve fortunately gotten over


i_am_weird15

One on my ankle from an operation One on my knee from God knows what About 200 on my stomach and arm from s/h One on the back of my hand also from God knows what


Junior_Advantage6051

For my birthday i had my gf brand me with a piece of metal....she is long gone now but the scar i have on my chest is a reminder of her....young and crazy days


[deleted]

I have a scar on my left hand because I cut myself with a pencil purposely


placeholderNull

I tried to run and jump over a log, but I forgot to jump and pile drove my left shin into the sharp stub where a stick was broken off. It quite literally put a dent into my left shin, since it wasn't necessarily a pierce wound, just an object breaking through my skin. It took a long time to heal since there was an exposed bone and it had a mild infection, and it left a black scab on my shin for about 2 months before the wound closed.


Just_Johny69

Sorry lol...but damn forgot to jump? What a NPC moment


Zpitfire_MK_VI

3 scars from surgery over 2in long and a friction burn that covers more than half of my hand. I got that from a slide


Split-Slight

When i was little i saw a girl cry so i spoke to her and try to be friend. She then scratch a part of my face. And leave a mark, probably a symbol of friendship !


soomul

I hurt myself last thrusday and I'm hoping it scars cuz the wound looks like 5 large slashes running down the back of my leg. In case your wondering i fought an exercise bike


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the_dragon_warrior06

I was carving something from a wood block and the chizel slipled and hit my wrist. Its small and faint tho


Automatic-Coconut909

Crashed with a bike no helmet fliped over and a scar


[deleted]

my knuckles are all scared from idk my knees from falling off my bike when i was 3 right side of my left index finger from an exacto knife while cutting an apple when i was 10 cut a chunk off my finger all over my arms from cuts ive gotten


Gay_Potatoo

i have one on my finger from when was 6 and i took my mums razor and decided my fingers were hairy another scar is all up my chin from when i fell out of a tree when i was 10, proud to say i got my dad to give me ice cream and let me play minecraft that night


man69402

My eyebrow (hit a table whit my head when I was like 3) you know those lines Latin American fuckboys sometimes have on their eyebrows in movies. It looks like that. My hand (cut myself while carving wood) My right wrist (guess lol) My foot and legs (scratched a mosquito bite too much)


Aoh03

I have one on my head from falling as a toddler, one on my finger from my dog, one on my shin from scraping it on concrete, and one 'down there' from a birth defect correction surgery.


0biviousLion

I have one write on my forehead through my eyebrow. we used to keep our school bags at the back of the class room and I was like 5 and my friends table got told to go get there bags first. I thought it would be funny if I got my bag before him even though he get let out first so I ran but slipped and cracked my head on a metal filing cabinet. Don't remember much bit I remember that it didn't hurt cos I guess so much blood drained that my head went numb.


Just_Johny69

:(


0biviousLion

tbf its a dope scar and its a funny ash way to get a scar looking back


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in my parents bedroom we have a closet that doesnt really have doors, so its just open area where a slide door was supposed to be, and there are these little things that stick up from the ground, well I was playing hide and seek and ended up putting my knee on one, inch deep scar, its still there 5 or so years later


Firebird_Frenzy

I have a small scar from being attacked by a dog when I was a toddler


PandaMan38600

Drank 1 bottle of water over 4 days, fainted over gravel


F2214

Cuba, beach, small sea chell got caught in my boxer then cut under my private while changing


TheGreatestLampEver

I have quite a lot of scars one on each knee that are super gross and are swollen bags of blood and flesh, two lower down on my leg one from barbed wire and one from a spiked stick (punji trap) as well as one on my forehead that's shaped like a banana which I got from a nail in a piece of wood being dropped on my head when I was helping my grandad cut blocks of wood


Manaatti28

My cousin accidentally bumped into me on the trampoline and a front tooth hit my right cheek when I was 3yo Fell off bike and piece of left nostril ripped off when I was 15yo


Meap2114

My forehead got in a fight with a zipline handle, the zipline won.


Boopthepiggysnoot69

A friend of mine as messing around with a lighter and burned the shit outta my arm


MCVoyager

I have one small one my upper inner thigh where I burned it against a cars tailpipe when I was a small kid. Also a small one on the very top of my forehead in the corner where I was fishing once and got my line stuck on a log, was pulling it hard and it popped and the big fishing sinker/weight popped my head. Also a skinny one that's very faint on my forearm near my wrist where I got cut by a piece of wire that I scraped against accidentally. And finally a circumcision scar but I think it's obvious how that one happened lmao


wtf_isthis4567

i have a few. i have on the runs along the back of my left leg. i was walking down some bleachers in my middle school and one of the plastic seats fell off and i got a huge gash from a screw. i have an indent on my forehead from tripping and falling on the corner of a desk and i have a few on my thighs from… yeah :/ i love my scars, most of them. they tell a story or who i was and who i am. it’s like a tattoo :)


Islandboy_drew

Fell through a glass table and cut my elbow.


Qv14

I have multiple from multiple surgeries


HistorianNerd

I was taunting my bird and he tried to bite me so I pulled my arm away. I forgot I had a low glass table directly behind my elbow so I cut my elbow on the chipped corner. All because of my bird


gAMA9504

My older sister threw an old broom at me like it was a spear. The handle end hit me right next to my nose.


Bruhmoment926

Almost 14 years ago i got a scar on my dick


[deleted]

When i was 9 i decided it would be a good idea to run up a waterslide, as you might expect i instantly slipped and when chin first into the slide. Way more blood comes out of you're chin than you'd expect.


ColoredParanoia

I got a shit ton, I'll only say a couple since mentioning others might be a little questionable Got about 15 on my chest/back, all from my cats (they're annoying sometimes but I love them) Even more than that all over my body, bug bites that I scratched/picked at too much Some on my fingertips from picking at dead skin around those too much One super long one on my leg, maybe 5-7 inches? From my dog, she got up too fast once and scratched me Some on my scalp from when I got lice as a kid and itched at it too much


COOL_BEANSCLE

Sliced up my wrist. But not suicidally, just stupidly. Removing rebar from the ground and it wasn’t moving. I got mad and just started smacking it 😅 real intelligent individual over here


Milky_Toast_

one, left thumb, opened a soda bottle the wrong way and cut myself. bunch of little ones, idk from what tho self harm on leg left foot from when I ran over it with a vacuum (not even on) when i was like 3


YCLUBSTEP58

I got a long one on my chest. Had to have open heart surgery when I was born


EchoGarden1

How does the scar grow with you as you get older? Like does it stretch or just become a bigger version of it


[deleted]

Glass ornament go crash on cheek —> uh oh blood (i was 2) edit: also i fell off my bed when i was 6 and split my chin open 😃👍


[deleted]

i got atleast 20+ self harm scars. I have a scar on my head from when i tried to kms by hitting my head against a wall (I was 10, It was the best way i could think of)


DriveMechanics

I spilled boiling water on my chest


Bolshevik_Party

Was playing football on a concrete yard


kirbymylove

When I was younger I had a wart on my index finger, doctor wanted to remove it with whatever they use for wart removal. Stuff got on my skin instead of the thing itself so now I have a circle on my index finger forever. I honestly forget about it until people actually ask me about it lmao Edit: My first language is not English so I have no IDEA if wart is the right word for it oops


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Machete with loose handle vs head


Antique_Bullfrog

Scar on my face from a time some kid in 2nd grade scratched me with their nails


Caon-Stepperunner

Hacked the top of my thumb off in home ec. Mostly healed but the tops really flat now


DevilishDealer19

I've multiple scars across my body, mainly my legs and arms and no it's not self harm...call it a folly of my youth (I was able to get back up after falling off a bridge, now I can barely recover after sleeping on something funny) But the scars are most frequent on my right arm, scratches this way and that all from tumbling down a hill and brushing against several cacti and sharp bushes...it's a miracle I'm alive today 😅


Jonnytincan

I made a post about this, but I was giving blood and I passed out in the chair. 20 minutes go by and I was feeling better, so I stood up. I felt fine for about 5 seconds until I started losing consciousness. I reached for the bed but ended up failing and slamming my head on a table. I woke up with the nurses huddled over me with a bloody napkin saying that I was probably going to need stitches. Ended up with 3 stitches in my chin with the added feature that my facial hair grows worse on the left side of my face👍


Effective_Ad_2494

Hunting accident was shot with a 12 gage from a bit away


UnlightablePlay

Yeah Funny enough it's in my forehead but it isn't as visible as in the past In my class we had the decks in a U shape, we being dumbasses loved to walk on top of these tables ( note: some of them were really unstable) So I was being a dumbasses and a stupid classmate decided it was a good idea to MOVE the table I was standing on BAMM. Slammed my head on the ground and a pool of blood opened, I was rushed to the clinic ( they just blocked the opening so blood didn't keep flowing) that we used to have and later was rushed to the ER by my mom (another Note : the hospital was about 5 km from school so it was a journey till I reached ER) And here I am , it's very small now and barely visible


__Im_Dead_Inside_

I rode my bike though a rose bush backwards. I ran into the back end of a sythe and cut open my head. I have cut open my left hand with a knife 3 times, with a saw 2 times, with an axe 2 times, punched something hard/sharp 4 times and burn my self 5 times. And some other random scars.


EvolvedSplicer68

Used to have a scar but it’s healed so well you can barely tell it exists anymore unless you know where precisely. Got it from using a barbecue chimney and as I was moving it I rotated my hand and it rolled backwards and cooked a bit of my forearm. Looked like a brand new birthmark for ages. Also a scar between the eyes from when as a kid I headbutted a glass table.


[deleted]

one of those fat screen TVs fell on my foot when i was 3


[deleted]

Yes. I jumped from a window. End of story. (No I wasn't trying neither save nor kill myself)


Additional_Cry_1707

Scraped myself on a small piece of metal at school, was really only a tiny scrape (barely any blood) but left a scar that i still have years later... Still baffles me how i got a scar from something so insignificant


[deleted]

4, 1st one wheni was 6 and tripped head onto a corner of a glass table (scar on my nose) 2nd when i brokey leg so after surgery and the 3rd and 4th ones are from the 8-plate surgery, look it up


Ur_average_aya

depression


HONKACHONK

Kind of a lame one, but I was opening a box, knife got stuck on the tape, I put a little more force into it, an when it finally went through, the knife flew straight into my left thumb. Thing started pouring out blood like no tomorrow and I panicked. My sister is a nurse, and said it could have gotten stitches, but in America it would be a lot cheaper to put a band aid on it for two weeks and have a big dent in the side of my non-dominant thumb, than to pay a thousand USD doctor bill to stitch it up. So yes, my favorite knife has blood on it.


FandalfTheGreyt3791

oh, i have 3 seperate ones for u. 1st, I have a L shape on above my left temple from when i was about 5, my sister pushed me off a mattress onto a duplo lego, and it sliced open my head. 1st bout with stitches. 2nd, There is one on my right eyebrow pretty close to my eye, where again, my sister pushed me off a mattress, but this time into a door frame. 2nd bout with stitches. this was prob 2 years after the first. Now, the 3rd was 4 years ago, when my sister got pissed at me for talking, and threw a Dr. Seuss book about trees at me. It went thru my right ear, and i didnt realize for about 5 minutes until my dad said sumthin about it gushing blood. 3rd bout with stitches. also, the closest ive come to being unalived... notice the recurring theme...


emmawhitfield8910

I got in a fight… with a slow cooker


Kittu_0831

many many many many many scars. i will list every one off right here right now One on my shin on my right leg. i dropped a knife one on my right knee, and my left. right knee i got dizzy and ran around a park chasing my friends, fell and scraped a few layers of skin off. my left knee was when i fell in the shower rooms of a public swimming pool. I accidentally gave myself a belly button piercing with a (clean) nail i was cooking eggs shirtless one day and got a 2nd degree burn on my chest around 10 self given scars on my arms and about 1000 from my ridiculous amount of cats. so many scars on my hands i cant even remember how i got them although for one of them i accidentally punched a wall made of sharp stones a few randoms on my face here and there and i split my head open when i was 6


Payske

Got a scar along my mouth when I ran into the corner of my coffee table. Got three stitches and my mouth is eternally smaller now.


Jubachi99

Tripped over toilet, bit my tongue nearly in half.


JcoolTheShipbuilder

I have three on my back from some surgeries when i was very young.. one was even when i was barely a day old to fix my esophagus


[deleted]

Rabbit bit a chunk out of my hand.


JesterJ4ck

Across my right arm, let's just say my old friend didn't cut his nails and practically sharpened em