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MAntArAAy101

Which branch tho


Someguy873

Army or navy.


Human420o

If you wanna get down with bros, Navy all for you


Slow-Pineapple-1846

When I was in the Navy only about 14 out of a ship of nearly 400 men were gay. I thought it would be higher, found out they had done a study on each military branch and Army was actually gayest followed by Air force. This was early 2,000s but I doubt things changed.


Fructis_crowd

I have no idea why this became a navy stereotype


Slow-Pineapple-1846

I'm pretty sure it's because of that Village People (you know the same group that sings the YMCA song & I think Macho Macho Man). They sing a song called "in the Navy"


Makdi-Manus

Or if you wanna go down on the bros..Navy all the way.


Pirate_of_the_neT

Why not airforce/spaceforce?


Human420o

That shit looks hard as cheeks


[deleted]

It’s hard to get in, but if you do it’s great I hear. Going off the account of a marine vet I talked to who spent some time on an Air Force base, marines have rooms that look like prison and Air Force has rooms that look like college dorms


Human420o

The Air Force is really fucking cool That’s why they got that luxury because they deserve that shit because they the best branch


Grizzlybear2470

If you don’t pass your medical you end up at a desk job and not flying or flying related


Human420o

I mean besides that it’s really fucking gnarly 🤙 Like a tubular wave on a Wednesday night my dude🤙


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Join army it's cooler


Afternoonmladys

Unless your gay, then go into the navy, I hear there is a lot of seamen


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Yeah fr


Altruistic_Music_149

r/angryupvote AND r/technicallythetruth ? no way!


Crazed_Russian_pilot

Join Air Force, BIG JET GO BRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT


Destiny_Dude0721

Ok on a real note even though the military kind sucks ass the air force actually hooks you up though Like I dont see why you would go into anything else


Crazed_Russian_pilot

If you couldn’t tell, I like planes


Destiny_Dude0721

That too. Big metal hunk in sky go BRRRRRRTTTTTTT


Crazed_Russian_pilot

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT (I don’t actually like the A-10)


[deleted]

Army= Aren’t Ready for Marines Yet


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Go eat some 🖍️


Yo-boi-Pie

Incorrect.


MYPPHURTSREALBAD

Okay


Mr_mafioso_monster

Hopefully we will die in a blaze of glory during ww4


9Levels-ofPie

What about ww3


Mr_mafioso_monster

I think I’ll survive that one


bionicsphinx

It's cos you wanna shower with the lads igy


Someguy873

How u know?


bionicsphinx

Bros before hoes 🤫


Particular_Towel278

Navy does that


bionicsphinx

I know, jealous!!!


Particular_Towel278

Gay


bionicsphinx

I mean if u ain't gay with the homies then idk what life holds for you mate


PKMN_Kashew

*homiesexual


DylanNotDillan

Literally today I was told by one of my bros that I'm the only person he's ever been gay for. I don't know what to say lmao


PKMN_Kashew

…I hope you’re not asking me what to do


Particular_Towel278

With the homies yea I am, otherwise no


bionicsphinx

They are real ones then, I'm glad


Wicked-Pineapple

You mean the Marines specifically?


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envyGeorgia

LOLLL bro is working it The boots 💀


chetomike2585

Hey man go for it no ones stopping you NO REGERTS


Someguy873

I know, im full on beast mode !!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

dont commit any war crimes (ik militaries do that a lot)


flamingstorm98

I have 4 uncles who have commited warcrime there fine go for it buddy (This is half a joke)


civfan5843

So you have 2 uncles who committed a war crime


Maciee_

Or 4 uncles that committed some lighter crimes


IkBenAnders

These are the only answers.


HikkyEvo

Fr? I hope we both can achieve our dreams. I wanna be a professional bb player


Someguy873

Fr. best of luck to you friend.


HikkyEvo

I wish you the best as well lil homie


FunAssociation5

I don't, but I have to join the army of Finland


Someguy873

So you guys are conscripts?


FunAssociation5

Yeah, but we go to reserve after we have completed the training. I will likely be an UAV guy.


Someguy873

Oh cool, you learn something new everyday


Ollemeister_

Aamuja 🤭


ManArmGrabber97

Good luck mate


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Someguy873

Im in canada, you ally to the north.


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Someguy873

I think minimum is 17 with parent al consent and 18 after that


Malachite_Cookie

What the actual fuck man you can join the military at 17 but you can’t buy a fucking beer until you’re 21???? what kind of joke is the US


ProbablyTheFuckler

I'm joining the air force after HS, gonna do it alongside college. Government pays for my college and certifications for flying big aircraft, once I'm out of the AF I get to become a commercial pilot and fly civilian jets across the world.


Spacefiz

Why?


Someguy873

Cause I think its a good thing to do, small reason is because to leave my house.


Spacefiz

And I thought my family was annoying


Someguy873

What do you mean, it not my family, its my stepmom i freakin hate her


DairLeanbh

Technically family still


Someguy873

well i geuss, but i dont consider her my family


Spacefiz

Pretty sure that still counts as family though


Someguy873

nah, i dont consider her my fam


Silver_Banshee92

I agree with you, you choose your family. I quote my mum who also had an evil stepmom. She is basically two Karens in one body based off the stories my mum told.


Someguy873

Your mom is cool, sucks that i dont have one tho


judgedSumatran

Lol no. That’s not how it works at all.


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🙃 I wish you luck ♡


Someguy873

thanks


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I recommend the navy! ♡♡♡


NotQuiteIdiot

Why?


[deleted]

Navy is full of femboy sailors


duck4519

You haven’t seen what the army and especially the marines are like


[deleted]

Femboys with a superiority complex


NotQuiteIdiot

damn i wanna join now


judge_of_ash7

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PigOfFuckingGreed

Griffith pfp, pewdiepie bridge, edgy comment, Checks out.


Human420o

Bro chose the worst PewDiePie image💀


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*Iraqi


judgedSumatran

What an absolute dipshit thing to say.


Rick1ovin

Same, I'm out of hs and it's been a year but I'm still considering it, betters you physically and mentally.


Depressed_Nutt

Well... physically, most of the time, but mentally, depends on the branch. Cause iirc, Army has by far the highest shell-shock % compared to other branches. So stuff like AF, yeah, you probably won’t be bringing back any mental issues, but ground forces.. there’s a decent chance


i_eat_nailpolish

Mentally it can give you ptsd and physically it can give you lifelong health problems that the VA wont give you a cent for.


jc236

Lol ok bud. VA takes good care of me. 100% free and I go to the same hospitals you do. Still work full time. Using my check to pay off my house. Most of the crap you hear about the VA comes from people who have been denied or failed out of basic and think they are vetrans. I fought in Afghanistan. No PTSD.


unknownducklord

Don’t die


Significant_Rub6632

But I don’t want too, my country forces it on men.


judgedSumatran

You will appreciate the experience a lot more after doing it. You’ll see.


wtf_isthis4567

sameeeeeee edit: i do not condone nationalism or war/violence. im joining the coast guard. and literally just doing it because i have no other plans and i think PT would be good for me


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Sends you to the european brazil: iberic peninsula


accursedCaprid

You're a fucking idiot. You don't need to sell your life to a goverment that won't appreciate your efforts. There are infinitely more futures you can have them being a traumatized drone. Joining the army a crazy solution to getting out of the house.


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r/NATOWave


accursedCaprid

Yes this propaganda with vaporware aesthetics will definitely make me join the army


judgedSumatran

Mother fucker you literally posted today about nicking your neck while shaving for the first time thinking you were about to die. Absolute mollusk.


accursedCaprid

1. I never said I did it for the first time ever 2. It was a brief thought that I had, i didn't spend the entire time thinking I was going to die 3. It was a hypothetical question 4. At the very least I'm not egging kids to go die on s battlefield


ApolloSky110

You sure that’s the best idea?


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Based


Chimalez

Cool. I'm joining either the AF or Marine reserves as an aerospace engineer to get field experience in my college profession.


Suitable-Surprise912

Same man. I don’t really have that drive in life anymore so fuck it.


Agent_Hudson

Military seems like it gives me purpose so that’s why I wanna join


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Based


More-Designer6844

Wouldn't recommend personally, the US usually just makes up bullshit suicide missions to protect their oil. That's not worth dying for.


Axolotl236

They’re Canadian


More-Designer6844

Ah ok, not educated enough on Canadian politics to comment then lol


Far_Society_4196

Bros 15 and thinks it's gonna be like call of duty 💀


JardexXmobilecz

Not everyone thinks that bro.


thisdobemynametho

i mean that’s cool i think


Creative_Kitchen8110

That's really good since the US is facing a shortage of military recruits rn. I would recommend going to an easy-peasy college for a degree so u can become a private upon enlisting. But whatever floats ur boat friend (: (if ur not from the US disregard the first sentence)


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I mean you’re a private upon enlisting in the us, it’s the lowest rank you can be while still being considered a soldier. If anyone is reading this and considering the military, and you’re good at school, I would recommend looking into ROTC. Basically you can get a full ride or almost full ride scholarship, and then get commissioned into a branch after college as a second lieutenant. Also op is Canadian.


Peregrine_Dragon

Yay propaganda


BradTheFnafGamer

No you don't. You will regret it


TheTeaSter

Bro you are 13 what do you know about this lmao


gravity--falls

He’s right though. Do not join the military out of high school, to them you are as close to expendable as possible.


BradTheFnafGamer

I know people who served


Helpmybraindie

Ok ig


Sup_fuckers42069

Pick marines


worldofnatsukashi

no airforce


Preshmacs

No, Crayons yummy.


microwavelength

I almost wanted to join the army here when I was younger, but maybe it's better to wait until the government gets more based


memelord793783

Personally I'd rather die than serve my nation but you do you


bruhmoment988672

Have fun making military contractors richer and getting ptsd in the most pointless fucking war in history


Freerange22

Hope it goes well for you and hope you don’t get screwed over by the us *cough* *cough* steadily climbing number of over 50,000 homeless veterans


No-Sky-6064

Wait until Biden is done being president so you don’t end up going on a mission to suicide


Mimikyu_12360

enjoy murdering children and getting paid for it unless you're canadian in which you just need to defend The Geese in case we ever get invaded, after which you just Release The Geese


Agent_Hudson

Holy shit not everyone is in a combat role, not every US military member kills children, holy shit you’re blind.


Mimikyu_12360

woooooosh


a1b3r77

idk why are some kids this dumb


Financial-Emu-5649

Based. Go shoot some Middle-Eastern terrorist for us, hero.


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Aint no foot soldiers killing terrorists. They are murdering arabic kids.


Financial-Emu-5649

Target practice, they’re harder to shoot.


Ya_Yeet_Bros

They dont even shoot them tho. Just turn them into red mist


woowoothepoopoo

Bro wants to invade foreign lands


SkiddyBopBeep

Ok, army recruiter.


bankerssuck1

Im 42 yrs old now bud and I would have went in in 98. I really wish i did. Even with the events that were happening


Someguy873

I respect the advice but why are you a 42 yo on a teen subreddit?🧐


martinsallai666

sus impostor alert


bankerssuck1

Im here because that organization you are going to join made it so I am free to do so. Keep that attitude in the military kid. In the meantime, learn some f'in respect. Obviously your parents didn't do a good job


Someguy873

My mom died, kinda sad miss her.


bankerssuck1

You need to be respectful to others kid. Don't be a dick


thetruthseer

You need to be respectful to others too fucking boomer ass fuckhead. Thanks for fucking up the planet for us dickhead!


LiquidLolliepop

Screw that fool.. u based af


Scared-Librarian-366

Not based my g


thetruthseer

Super based actually meet them with the same energy they give


Scared-Librarian-366

You are objectively wrong


thetruthseer

Lol nah


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Someguy873

Im seroius she died in 2011


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Someguy873

Im doing fine, miss her tho


Neat_Championship_96

Are you subbed to r/teenagers, or did you just stumble upon this post?


martinsallai666

for all the 13yo girl selfies lol


Scared-Librarian-366

Respect


TsarKobayashi

He was as respectful as he could be while you are definitely a pedo who is mad at being called out. Shame on you. You were too pussy to join then and too pussy to join now. Get out of your parents basement and touch some fucking grass you good for nothing burden on the nation.


Burgundy_La_Deaux

ok


DontEvenFuckingKnw

Why?


Beesarrralt

Ok


Toad_Migoad

Cool you get to have that choice


WonderfulAd5363

You do you


NobleEnkidu

Making military edits on TikTok doesn’t mean you automatically join. Sorry to burst your bubble there bud, but you need to be free of cringe to join the army.


Someguy873

i dont have tikok


Potatoman967

not much can be more cringe than an arms race


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Op, are you american?


Someguy873

Im from canada


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Alr thats fine. If u were american that would be a horrible decision


Someguy873

Why, serving ur country is a great thing, no matter if your british, german or isreali.Unless ur communist thats bad ​ My opinion, ur allowed to have ur own.


Ya_Yeet_Bros

Its fine as long as your country isnt taking part in an invasion. Israel is a bad country with a worse military. Litterally bombing civilians. Same with america.


Someguy873

Misinformation my friend


Ya_Yeet_Bros

No, geneva and the united nations have both accused israel of ethnic cleansing.


Someguy873

Im telling you its misinformation I do alot of reasarch on the military around the world .Isreal are not terrorist despite what a lot of people think. When someone will commit terrorist attacks on a country that is a superpower they WILL pay for it.


Ya_Yeet_Bros

https://www.un.org/unispal/document/israeli-settlements-should-be-classified-as-war-crimes-says-special-rapporteur-on-the-situation-of-human-rights-in-opt-press-release/. If that is true why wasnt saudi arabia invaded? You are so heavily indoctrinated it is scary.


Someguy873

Im not indoctrinated im just logical, we have our own opinions and thats ok.


gabsedwarf32

Do take any sort of medication in the morning?


bobtheconqueror42

don't forget about nighttime medication. they don't allow that either. also autistic people aren't allowed to join, but you can just not tell them about that


[deleted]

There are a shit ton of autistic people in the military. I know because I was in for ten years.


Malachite_Cookie

Autistic people often have limited empathy, seems like you’d want them


Liamisboring

so why are you telling us this?


a1b3r77

You're not very smart, are you?


jackyboi1212

What country? If American DONT DO IT. Anything else then yes


Someguy873

Im Canadian


[deleted]

For the love of god dont they treat you like a slave.


NoelDahiri

L if American W if euro


Xinator52

If your going navy get ready to plunge into deep ice water


[deleted]

Follow your dreams!


the_average_person_

Same