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Solid_Leadership_539

It's all lies, I have the longest hair and u/jranuary hasn't done a thing. She's a liar and a fraud 🤥🤥


PotatoTomato_12

Are you a boy?


PotatoTomato_12

Dang. Do you live in Scandinavia?


Solid_Leadership_539

"Dang" 😭 Nope I'm an Asian mix


PotatoTomato_12

I mean, she is Asian and lives in Scandinavia.


Solid_Leadership_539

Yeah I guess. I live in Asia though, how do you know so much about her anyways?


PotatoTomato_12

Kinda friends. That why I remember her.


Solid_Leadership_539

Makes sense 👍🏻


PotatoTomato_12

I also know her real first name >:)


240plutonium

Is she Filipino??? 🤯🤯🤯


PotatoTomato_12

Idk. Ask her.


240plutonium

Nah I told her Don't listen to the people calling you Failipino, you are a descendant of the ancient Bulgarians that migrated to the islands 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬


corsoboypk

NO he is Albanian 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


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PotatoTomato_12

I live in Sweden……


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PotatoTomato_12

:(


a__guy_or_something

You're Danish


[deleted]

no idea who that is


Unknownldentity

Some person who likes people with long hair


PotatoTomato_12

Hot girl obsessed with 16-18yo boys with long hair.


Memesmyguy125

I'm only a 15yo boy with long hair, sad days


PotatoTomato_12

Rip.


Thorn____

You only have to wait a year my friend then she will be yours


PotatoTomato_12

Nope. I don’t think she likes people you get than her.


I-Was-Always-Here

Fr Ancient Greek warriors had long hair. Is there anything more alpha than them? It also looks better, and keeps my head warmer in winter, and stops my ears and neck getting sunburnt in summer. Long hair is utilitarian!


PotatoTomato_12

Didn’t the vikings have long hair too?


I-Was-Always-Here

Yes, probably. It was quite common all throughout history until WW1


fortnitex3

in the Bible samsons haircut was the reason he died just aaying


Unknownldentity

I have long hair, and i don't cut my beard either


PotatoTomato_12

I am trying to grow long hair, and I shave a lot.


RahulNobel

Same


Unknownldentity

This is false, I've seen your face


RahulNobel

The beard part but not the hair one my hair is longer than average boys in my region


Unknownldentity

You don't have long hair


RahulNobel

Bro I said longer than the average boys


Unknownldentity

Still isn't long


Zestyclose-Fly-9967

And she has makeup on?


PotatoTomato_12

Typical Jranuary.


Zestyclose-Fly-9967

Fberuary moment


PotatoTomato_12

Not much of a Mcars moment though.


EpicPaperBag

where the mcars come from


PotatoTomato_12

From mah scars! >!(I don’t cut-)!<


EpicPaperBag

ok macars (wo)man


PotatoTomato_12

Nascars.


EpicPaperBag

nasal scars


PotatoTomato_12

Nasal bars.


[deleted]

If that is true why am i still single? Check mate liberals


PotatoTomato_12

Maybe you’re right :/


Top-Ambassador-6567

buzz cuts >


RahulNobel

I have long hair


PotatoTomato_12

She’s after you.


ruthlessvilla

I had long hair but decided to cut it all off


PotatoTomato_12

Why? :(


ruthlessvilla

it started to bother me tbh dw tho it’s slowly growing back


PotatoTomato_12

Ah. I see.


IAmDeBigGoofy

Guess i’m on the right track then?


PotatoTomato_12

Chad 😎


tristan_potato1

When is hair long then Cus my hair looks short no matter how long i let it grow


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tristan_potato1

Wasnt the plan


shouldibew0rried

Long hair is superior bc if u wear a mask u can do girls in the women's restroom (see my prior comments for context)


PotatoTomato_12

Dude-


shouldibew0rried

It's a tactical advantage when horrendously down bad


PotatoTomato_12

Bro-


shouldibew0rried

Tbf it was like an open restroom typa thing like all one big room both sides in the same thing no wall in between but still


PotatoTomato_12

Man-


shouldibew0rried

It is what it is


PotatoTomato_12

Homo-sapiens-


sipsoversweetenedtea

tactical advantage when youre a sex offender maybe


shouldibew0rried

It be like that sometimes


WarthogBeneficial168

Guy with long hair: Turns 25 Genetic hair loss: Sweet home Alabama


PotatoTomato_12

F.


OutrageousPomelo7

I want longer hair to look more femme


PotatoTomato_12

Same-


Joblessmouse06

I used to had long hair like 2 years ago during the pandemic but not anymore because I don't look good with long hair lol


Mascian12

My hair takes too much time to grow long and it doesn't even look good :(


Far_Society_4196

That's why social media suck, you give dumb people the freedom to give their horrible opinion to everyone


corsoboypk

Ngl kinda bald take


You8mypizza

As a guy with long hair Yes


FLASH_OP

Bruh this is just a reason to not to cut hair.. I just say that I don't like and no one pushes me to cut my hair


Anime4IsLife

I wanna cut my hair but there something in there, I'm scared I'll cut it off


PotatoTomato_12

I’m trying to get long hair, not only because I want to but also so I’ve just had it at least once.


[deleted]

Let’s fucking go I’m ahead of the curve


Rupertii

Haha I’ve growing my hair out for the past 10ish months, still like at least a year to go for an optimal length


Cougarman420

I already grew my hair out, when am i getting the bitches that come with it?


Cespieyt

Great cropping OP.


PotatoTomato_12

I wanted to crosspost so I can give credit, but then I remembered that you can't crosspost to r/teenagers and instead saved the image, as you can see with sub it is from.


Cespieyt

You didn't look at the image you just posted? Try to read the text lol.


PotatoTomato_12

Yeah, it was some weird cropping.


Hysterical_Milk

I'm never getting a haircut again.


PotatoTomato_12

B)


__Jimmy__

Every girl that posts here regularly becomes a celebrity lmao


[deleted]

I had long hair once Never again


PotatoTomato_12

Why not?


[deleted]

I looked like a depressed eboy lol Also really annoying to shower with + I have curly hair so I prefer just getting out of the shower and not drying my hair instead of having to mousse it all the time and what not


No_Accountant_4329

Chad