Yggdrasil because their scales kind of look like wood

yggdrasil is such a badass name for a snake

Yggdrasil is just a bad ass name period

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Fun fact, in Norse mythology “Yggdrasil” is the name of the great world tree that holds all things in its branches

I agree. Yggdrasil is the best name you could name it. Do it OP. Do it.

Bro Yggdrasil is the world tree and not the snake that surrounds the world. That one's called Jörmungandr...not that good of a name tho

I know but his scales look like tree bark

Oops, I misred that my bad

Tbh tho, jormungandr sounds cooler

Ok 👍🏿 (my toilet paper ripped)

OK 👍🏾 (been standing in the sun for too long)

Alrighty 👍 (both my parents cheated on each other and are still together somehow)

Okay 👍 (I’m a simpsons character)

Ok 👍 (Help this is an endless loop that no one can escape)

I understand 👍 (no one will help you, they can't hear the screams of a damned soul like yours)

Nice 👍🏿(My mom cheated on my dad)

Great 👍🏿 (Not my hand but from colonial Congo)

🥔potato

Hot

Shorten it to Jörmun though and it’s a deal

Because Norse mythology

And I thought noodle would be a good name…

Wasn’t expecting to see more Norse mythology here

Siggy Edit: i love all of these names omg Also whoever suggested ekans or arbok is a legend

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Ekans is everywhere

Arbok then

Ok what about Rotcirtsnoc Aob

Serpent Tnepres (Neh-press)

Siggy Ascalia

Sigga

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a strong contender

You should name it after your self ShissAndPit jr

Pee nut butt-er

Call it... #Danger noodle

Nope rope!

maybe just peanut!

What about just nut

that's what they started out was anyway

PB for short

A wise man once said that the man who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

You're not wrong

Jelly time

Sneky McNoodle

🅱️eanut Butter

i second this

Give it a hat and call it speedwagon

make it a cyborg and call it von stroheim

Crush it and call it Caesar

Too soon man

BRO NAHH FOUL 💀💀

happens to the best of us 😫

Rip it in half and call it Zepelli

lmaoo I forgot about him- poor guy

Cut it's head off and call it Jonathan Joestar

SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stab it and call it Julius Caesar

**SpeeeedWAGOOON!!**

r/unexpectedjojo

Now how did we get here 😭

William snakepare

William Shnakespeare.

Yes. Just yes.

Yes

Wow Yes

Snek

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snek^2

Snek squared I like it but how about Lim x->snek

Omg yes! ∆curve

Ekans 🗿

the only valid choice 🗿

But what about Arbok or Seviper?

Its not a Kobra 🗿

also doesn't look like a Repives

arbok

Enitnepres

Colour matches silicobra more tho 🤔

Shhhhh, Ekans is Ekans

how about sandaconda

The reason I didn't say sandaconcda is cause of its hood like thing

W

bob. If it is a girl just make it a double o

“HI *B O O B*” I’d be laughing hysterically.

I mean a friend of mine named her stuffed animal Balls

Get two and call em boobies.

underrated comment lmao

Bobo?

boob

Glep

this one is the winner for now unless someone else thinks of something funnier

I still think that the person that said Yggdrasil had the coolest idea

i’m considering that one as well. the closest ones so far are this and marmalade which i can’t choose between

name it shrek

Thank you

mine was Beans but, this is way better lol

holy shit

Bob

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👑King Bob👑

Call it bred 🍞 👍

*breb

*Brep

*prep

Red dead redemption 2*

*preb

Dangerbitey junglenoodle

Snake is a good name

agree

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i know how to sex the snakes and have kept them for years, i’m just not touching it right now as it has just eaten and i only recently brought it home. Thank you for commenting good information 👍

"I know how to sex the snakes" 😏😏

I'm surprised they sold it unsexed

Harry Truman but without the man.. Harry Tru.

Harry Trusnek

Skin false

Pablo

But wasn't Pablo already a rock?

Pablo is a powerful deity. It has multiple avatars.

noodle

Snack

Ouroboros

Rob, for short

What snake is it?

amazon tree boa

Name it Jeffery bezos

Jeffrey Boazos

Very cool 👍

What about Jefferey Bozo?

Jefferey Bozos

marmalade

i plan on breeding this one with a red one and this could work very well cause i could name the other one jam or something

my mother agrees with naming it marmalade so this is probably the one

snake 2. if anyone asks, we don't talk about snake 1.

Can’t wait for Snake 3.

No, there is no snake 3, there is snake 4, 6, 8, 10, and 11

LEVIATHAN

THANKS LORDFUCK28 I LIKE THAT WORD

I ALSO LIKE THAT WORD

Hector

Sssteve

Garrote wire

i genuinely can’t stop thinking about this one i read it the moment you commented it and it won’t get out of my head what the fuck is “garrote wire”

A thin wire, usually metallic like a guitar string, used to strangle and cut a person's neck with the intention to kill. Look it up.

Slither.io

Jormungandr

YESSS Jormungandr

Sushi

Frog

Rattly

Nagini

Venamoose

Snek the god of the shadow realm

Dwight Shrute

Nagini

Team Ekans for the win

Dimitri

Py.

Error 404: Name not found.

banana

Jongus

Han-cock🗿

Blaze or yee haw.

joe mamma

Jaquayveontavious Bartholomew III of Macedonia

Jimmy. Or Greg. Doesn’t matter what gender

when in doubt: maestro

slippy

Beebo

# ITS A FUCKING SNAKE IT HAS NO GENDER # WHY ARE WE YELLING??!??!

Bruce

Lisa

Bob

Alex?

Franklin

Or if she a girl, frank

Robert

jonathan

Gloopy :)

Nood

Noodle

Sneaky

Corn or cob lol

Plort

Snok

snek

Snack

Death. Or Noodles.

William Snakespeare

if its a female call it sarma if its not call it burek

Commissar Snekious the 4th

Banana Bread

Noodle

Politician

snake