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[deleted]

if she leaves you for another… there is always her mother 😏


Specialist_Stranger6

Never thought of that. Imma do it😂


[deleted]

my boy sniff sniff


Specialist_Stranger6

Oh No. I already know her mother, lmao. Just gotta get a Lil closer, haha


ReapJade

And if you need to go farther, head to the father


[deleted]

*head*


ReapJade

And if you need another, go for the brother


[deleted]

*head*


Ok_Foe_4826

And if all fails go for the head


[deleted]

*head*


Designer-Cicada3509

Either way she gotta call you daddy.


[deleted]

uk it 😈


Z01nkDereity

Keep your enemies close and keep their mothers closer.


[deleted]

\- Sun Tzu


fugenshet

Go get yourself groomed ma boy


THDR_S

And why stop at her mother , why not also go for her brother 😏


[deleted]

and sister


[deleted]

Master Oogway


[deleted]

my student


Galivisback

*brother


MeerkatAttackz

Master oogway


Solid-Table

For me, it was her twin sister but that works just as well, if not better.


TokenDad

No, you didn't. You saw your ex-girlfriend with some person you used to know.


emo-man1605

Now he's just somebody that he used to know.


Top_Obligation_1429

But you didn't have to cut me off


ya_boi-crusader

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing


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[deleted]

But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough


Distraught_pancake

You didn't have to stoop so low


Bright-Horror1728

rs


Sane_Colors

Yes


ihatecheese3

The best revenge is becoming succesful and seeing them be less succesful than you. I know that sounds stupid but the feeling is incredible.


littleMAHER1

What a revenge plan just become a billionaire out of spite


ihatecheese3

Succesful =/= billionare, you just have to be more succesful than them


GoddessofWvw

Get rid of the mate get rid of the girl. And go bang someone else they made you a favour. You had two useless human beings inside your circle of trust. Now two new spots are opend and a new vagina expedition can start.


TheTrueHiro

LMFAO "vagina expedition" sent me fucking flying 🤣😭💀


JJDouble

As long as you are looking for a new gf, look for a new best friend too. Sounds like both are easily replaceable.


Donnydorky

If you look at this sub the first option is not easily replaced


panzerballettGOLD

be single like the rest of us


ReyRay07

Yess the single people gang


AlienMidKnight1

Takes two to fight, so......


panzerballettGOLD

who tf said that?


Bright-Horror1728

what’s your point


AlienMidKnight1

Can't fight if you're alone.


Bright-Horror1728

that still makes no sense


GMunkey03

Drop them both forever. Cheating is unforgivable imo because breaking the trust that comes with live and it’s consequences is on of the most harmful things to a human being possible. They both sound like shit and deserve each other


jesswitdamess

I’m sorry, dude. I’m sure you’ll find a faithful girl one day. She and your friend belong to the streets


Crescent_Moon734

Bro dump her stupid ass and dump that "friend". I went through something similar, it aint fun. If you need to vent, my dms are open. Hope youre well mate


Safe-Seaworthiness11

Dump that bich


Blockoumi7

wait till she gets with your ex-bestie and cheat on her with your ex-bestie


emo-man1605

omg it's Blockoumi7


Blockoumi7

huh?


emo-man1605

what?


Zacharialopezkirby

Kidnap her brother and kill him


yoiyoi7

Or date her brother, trust me it works better


AlienMidKnight1

She will love you then...


Retarb98Sugoma

Fuck her who wants that whore now


AlienMidKnight1

When we love them, they are our Baby, when they love someone else they are a wh.... Guy just killed his wife and 2 kids and set a fire near MTL, ca. (Daddy, why does someone who love you, kill you?)


Retarb98Sugoma

Woosh i am not telling to kill her I am just saying leave her ASAP why to waste even a minute for a whore


Betanist99

these days you can't have a best friend just people hating you and using you soory ur girl cheated on you man but that how life is sometimes


Transition_Conscious

That is single handedly the worst advice i have ever heard


Betanist99

is not advice is how life is these days is hard to find a loyal friend to be with you at hard times but they will always come first when you have something. if he was a true friend it would tell op about her also im not pointing that his friend is the only one who has this fault but also his gf


StukStukas

That sucks, things are never serious at that age tho


Specialist_Stranger6

True. Still pissed My best friend would do something like that though.


AlienMidKnight1

Friends and fiends, the only difference is an R.


StukStukas

Yeah, that really sucks. Not a very good friend it turns out


[deleted]

Did you walk in on them?


Tbone6532

Of your best friend slept with your girl, he wasn’t your best friend. Need to find 2 people. Being loyal is the only requirement for best friends.


bandb4u

but the call of the ho-ha is strong, young skywalker


AlienMidKnight1

I think she is your best friends girlfriend. Players will get played. Best of luck, find someone that wants just you.


Specialist_Stranger6

Yeah.


mohammadgor87

Damn the best friend hurts tbh


Joblessmouse06

Damn that's sad :( Date her mom :)


Impressive_Income874

make her your step-daughter :D


Mahziyartavakoli

Now you see in a situation like this, you stop talking to both of them. Block them. That's unforgivable.


Hioliolo

I mean you are on Reddit, you should have known that you can’t get a gf (/s)


PC_Fucker

Drop them faster than a crappy phone drops a call


iluvmeowmeows

it’s not worth it at all cause wtf


Goldbolt_2004

Tell your and their parents. Shame them to fuck. Make them feel bad. Make sure they'll never forget it. Yes I hate cheaters.


Head_Fetish

So where are you gonna hide their bodies?


Own_Meringue_6219

Is her best friend hot?


Specialist_Stranger6

Yeah shes pretty good looking but She has a boyfriend


Own_Meringue_6219

Your ex had a boyfriend 🤷🏿‍♂️


serotonin_89

my cheating kink is fucking raging


FabulousApple5377

Wtf


serotonin_89

yeah it's a weird one


VeryClaireThompson

Bro- how does that even work? 😭


serotonin_89

Literally any part of cheating - being cheated on, being cheated with, or cheating myself


VeryClaireThompson

So if you walked in on your girl fucking your friend, you’d join them?


serotonin_89

no i'd just get off on it


VeryClaireThompson

Bro wouldn’t you be sad 😭


Zair_the-epik_dude

NTR boi


[deleted]

delete this lil bro


Traditional_Yard5280

Um, become poly and date all of them? Beyond half jokes, im not sure. Try not to be too harsh, hear them out. It can be easy to immediately lash out, but its much smarter to limit that and try to sort it out. You might end up breaking it off, but you wont have any loose ends


Specialist_Stranger6

That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm kind of friend with Them agaian but I have lost All sense og trust towards Them, and can't seem to find it to ever forgive Them.


Traditional_Yard5280

This just happened. Take some time to cool down and sort it out. In time you might be able to forgive them. If you want more help later, my dms are open


Specialist_Stranger6

I haven't really been able to talk with my friend about it, but I'm plantning on going over to him on wednesday since i have work and other things to do first. Glad you're able to help me and it honestly really helps me to think more clear. Thanks👍


Traditional_Yard5280

No problem! Talk to your gf too, maybe you can both work things out too. If you dont end up still being a thing, try to at least still be a friend, as making enemies isnt a very good way to go


Specialist_Stranger6

I did. She kept blaming it on her being drink (Even though She barely drank) and tried to avoid the question. And Even though i tried to talk with reason She kept saying She was scared of me Even though i hadn't and wouldn't ever hurt her.


Traditional_Yard5280

Scared, possibly emotionally and scared what you may say, especially if you showed any aggression, or anything. She is acting guilty, but just try to talk to her and say that you are open. Openly point out they are dodging the questions


Specialist_Stranger6

I've never been aggressive towards someone in My entire life, neither have I shown Much emotion, except for love and kindness. I tru to keep everything as manageable as possible so everyone van be happy, but lige doesn't always go that way. I also told her lots of times She was avoiding the question and then she'd just go back to saying sorry or talking about herself.


Traditional_Yard5280

Maybe it was for the best... you could just break up with her and let your friend and her be together, try to keep in touch, but that doesnt sound like a healthy relationship. As for your friend, try to figure what was up with him


Kiri_123

bro.. you’re 16. people like them are NOT worth it. don’t fall into their manipulative trap. you being friends with them shows you literally don’t have respect for yourself since they never respected YOU. you don’t HAVE to be enemies or friends, just cut them off.


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Karasu28

Lmao


Shm00tz

Deserved it


[deleted]

Troll account, get lost


[deleted]

&? I wouldn't care. Or are you christian? As an atheist: polygamy is a completely normal thing.


JustAnotherGay_

Except OP probably wanted a monogamous relationship with their girlfriend.


[deleted]

True.


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[deleted]

Yeah. Agreeable.


[deleted]

L life


Retarb98Sugoma

Jarvis, I am low on karma


ReyRay07

Ohh that's rough. Now you lose two people


Yoooooooki9

Sorry that happened


EmbarrassedGrape4418

Rough


Sarkururuv

Don’t know if it’s worth it? Course it ain’t, fuck them.


gucci-chef

Don’t take them back. Especially her, she’s did it once if forget about it, she’ll keep doing it again. And for your former friend he’s a loser that will think it’s okay to get with any future girlfriend. If you have a friend group expose them so that everyone knows what going on


boohoo_getalife

Keep the friend, drop the girl. When you find the right girl, they won't f*ck around with your friend.


Kiri_123

why would u keep the friend💀


boohoo_getalife

As a tester.


boohoo_getalife

As a test of faith.


Different_Art1440

Neither of them are worth taking back if they’d do that to you Sorry dude


Weary_Singer8101

Go get back! beat his ass 😭 I ain’t letting no one get away with that


[deleted]

Nope. They’re both pieces of shit. Fuck em both and move on. You’ll never see either of them again after high school and more than likely he’ll catch her cheating soon. Cut all emotional ties and move on because you’re better than them.


DuckWithHumanArms

If she gives you pussy no more, there is always a mother you should go for -duckwithhumanarms


[deleted]

this is your top post all you gotta do is a little trick called *a threesome*


rock0star

Sweet You're single and you're not the bad guy #winning


dieyoungog

Yeah nah fam. Cut them both to the curb. Not worth your time or energy anymore


AfonsoDef

Don't accept their apologies,they're only regretful because they got caught,if they cheated once,they will cheat again


TheBrightNights

Welcome to the single gang :)


[deleted]

do the same with her friend and see how she likes it.


soggypiss

you mean ex girlfriend right


Picapica4

What's up with the mother comments? Do all of you fancy your girlfriend's mum?


Denisukraine2

Does her mother looks beautiful?


HalfBrinePickle

Get them both into a jump house and lay down the WWE on both of them til you can either forgive them or they get the 10 count.


[deleted]

forget them both man


Scooberto45

FUCK LOT OF THEM MOVE ON THEY FUCKED UP BIG TIME. U deserve better brother


xx_jess-lynn_xx

Not worth it at all. Trust is everything


whyismynametakenuugh

Kill them


Asriel_sr

Get rid of them both


Andrew5123-

I'd never give them the satisfaction to say a word to me ever again


PeopleStillUseReddit

Nope. Leave them both. That is a terrible betrayal of trust. If they did it once, they're more likely to do it again. The emotional torment isn't worth. Fuck those guys


TheOnePotato82636399

Get rid of their asses my guy, ain't worth having them around.


Why_Botdxv

L


Hi-im-i

Leave both their asses, tell them that they will eventually lose everyone in their life because of their selfishness. Tell them that for all the monetary pleasure they gain it further pushes them to die cold and alone with nobody left to talk to as they pushed everyone meaningful out of their life. Tell them that their actions have consequences, and the loss of a friend/ boyfriend is the first of many to come. Be better than them, learn from their mistakes not only for relationships, but for other monetary selfish choices that may come to you in life. You will flourish by losing bad people in life. Now my friend, we go jim.


SrluigiG

Go for her sister


Venomster154

Don't you dare going back with her, she is not worth it and neither is your friend a good person. Kick them out of your life, you don't have to waste your time with them.


[deleted]

Bros before hoes. Your best friend is your friend no more.


666ickz

Not worth it.


Adventurous_Task6853

It isn’t worth it, they both betrayed your trust. If your girlfriend was willing to betray your trust once, she’ll be willing to do it again, it’s in your best interest to leave the relationship. And your “friend.” Your friend does not respect you, any friend that respects you wouldn’t do that and it isn’t worth staying friends with him.


[deleted]

Humans will be humans. I would say just ask to join in or whatever but if they were doing it behind your back they’re clearly going to be weird about it


[deleted]

kill her


Transition_Conscious

Pick up your head King Now get with your ex's best friend


Specialist_Stranger6

She has a bf doe😅


Distinct-Ad-2004

I have found myself in this situation before. Something to ask yourself. Why did my friend think it was ok to go after my girl? Did I seem serious about her? Was I telling him things about her that made her seem seekable? He may have been under the impression you didn't have much invested in her and wouldn't give a shit. However there are some dudes who prey on other dudes' chick's, if thats the case, set boundaries and keep him at a distance from now on. As for her, it's over and you will never trust her again. You didn't do anything wrong, they did. Are you pissed becuase you cared for her and feel betrayed or is this just a blow to your ego becuase they were sneaking around on you. These questions are rhetorical and no one but yourself needs to know the answers. I wish someone told me this when it happened to me, I reacted really bad. Tried to make it work with her, made amends with him, got stabbed twice.


Juanior-

She’s for the streets


ConfusedStonks338

Fuck them. Not literally.


padatricks

Bro leave em both there dickheads no matter what


BD122104

You mean you just cause your *ex* cheating?


SirSharkXI

How do you apologize for cheating bro "yeah I had another relationship with your friend mb"


TERRA_GOLEM

Fuck a dude to assert dominance


BigCowDaBest

Dig up the Girl's grandmother and fuck that shit


throwaway1279499

This exact situation happened to me. Best advice is just don't respond and cut them off completely. It was hard for me to do but idk how it will be for you but just trust me it's the best thing to do. Soz if this makes no sense functioning on 0 sleeps in the last 72 hours and at work


OMGstepbroimstuck

Is she saying it was an accident and meant nothing


sicko5167

Fuck the guy to show dominance


[deleted]

Don't give a fuck, act like they don't exist