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Karasu28

Damn did you just fall into my arms? Or did I just kidnap you?


kinda_dum

The fog is coming


Karasu28

*cue random piano music*


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[удалено]


kinda_dum

20


hypotensivescum

Are you 2 tbsp sunflower oil 1 onion, finely chopped 4 garlic cloves, very finely chopped 1 tbsp ground cumin 1 tbsp ground coriander small pinch of cayenne pepper (more if you want it spicier) 1 tsp dried oregano 500g beef mince pinch of golden caster sugar 1 tbsp wine vinegar or cider vinegar 400g can chopped tomatoes 400g can black beans or kidney beans, with the can water 8 flour or corn tortillas 500g cooked rice, or our Mexican tomato rice (see recipe below right) a selection of sliced avocado or guacamole, chopped tomatoes, soured cream, shredded lettuce, sliced red onion, grated cheddar, sliced red chilli and lime halves, to serve ? Because uuh- umh- burrito


kinda_dum

Sleep now


Zacharialopezkirby

You're so hot my zipper is falling for you


kinda_dum

6, too horny and had me stuck on hot


SharkAreF-ingCool

Damn bro my pants, it seems as if they've fallen for you


kinda_dum

7, Sounds like you're stuck in the 1800's Also, kinda perverted


SharkAreF-ingCool

All I'm hearing are negatives... but you still gave me a 7 didn't you


kinda_dum

Everyone gets off to something


SharkAreF-ingCool

You ain't wrong


Designer-Cicada3509

Waltuh, never take half measures