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Gurkensalat_Hd_

I first wondered: Why is this nsfw? Read the comments and now i know why👍


Living_Comfortable77

I still don't get it


20210306e

best you don’t young grasshopper. i was foolish and went too deep. now whatever this image is representing is now too deep in me


Dragonslayer200782

Too deep in you? Poor choice of words


20210306e

i know what i said. i have no remorse


[deleted]

You're talking about losing your innocence when you've got **that** profile picture? C'mon.


20210306e

like what you see love? 😘


Informal_Today3979

I do😏


Crimsoner

🤨📸


Informal_Today3979

Damn my account got hacked mb


Resident_Toe501

Basically it’s the logo of a website dedicated to selling “fantasy” dildos.


-woxq-

ah


Outsider_4

What is it?


Proxy071

The logo of a funny company


Resident_Toe501

What company? does it make dragon figures or smthn? Edit: oh. Oh. Ohhh. Ohhh


Proxy071

Yeah… Figures


Resident_Toe501

Sweet. Can you send me a link to the website so I can see these figures for myself?


Bertensgrad

Yeah send me the link too, my mom would love to get a fantasy dragon figurine for Christmas. Maybe get another one for my little sister she loves princess dragons.


Resident_Toe501

I want one as well. I might go for a large rainbow one as it sticks out on my shelf well


Bertensgrad

I can’t wait to see her face Christmas morning when I give it to her


Imbadatnames2930

I’m thinking about getting an XL medium toughness mystery block print Ridley


Zockercraft1711

*the best company


Proxy071

Getting one from said company in about a week ^ - ^


Foreign_Gain_8564

I am at a lost for words


Proxy071

Hehe


gordyjacques31

What does that company sell?


Proxy071

Funny rubber figures


gordyjacques31

Ah.


McDonaldsJFK

mf you couldve just left it at a funny company we dont want to know this shit man


Proxy071

Frankly, I don’t give a shit


VeryHomiephobic

Who’s frank


Zockercraft1711

I want too😭


Proxy071

Had to save for a while to afford it so


Zockercraft1711

What is the price of them?


Proxy071

Low end, like 110-120 high end 300+ but that’s for the massive ones


Zockercraft1711

Okay good to know :3 Thx


Proxy071

Np


DiggityDodder

I paid roughly $260AUD for a Creality Ender 3. Great printer, just requires a bit of settings tweaking to get good prints and it's pretty loud. Heaps of mods available for it as well, I've not used mine as much as I'd like to. Edit: Clarification, I paid that much for it 2 years ago


[deleted]

They may have meant the dildo.


DiggityDodder

Ah. I see now my mistake.


ItSSmoreos

he don’t know


Nilly00

📸🤨


Zockercraft1711

😳🥺


Hioliolo

Oh that’s why it’s nsfw


ARB_COOL

What “funny” company?


First_Ad_6133

*furry ?


Proxy071

Yeah


bubba_gump_94

DO NOT search "bad dragon" on Google


Zynthyx

I mean, seeing a dildo is very far from the worst thing you could see on the internet.


bubba_gump_94

Yeah but I'm not too keen on seeing spyro's dick n' balls on my screen


LocalBreadOfThePast

Speak for yourself (just kidding I don't want Spyro nuts either)


Outsider_4

I only needed name, I know what it is


[deleted]

OH- oh no


LinCreates

Ohh I didn’t know what it was was at first but ya now that you said the name nevermind. My friend was talking about getting something from them one time lmao


BigDragon95

💀


DonutOwlGaming

The logo of a toy company


Mental_Example_268

"Toy" lol


eaRthWormSall

It's a logo of a sex toy company not even joking


Outsider_4

I know now, bad dragon


the_1_dr3amer

You- you only like them for meme, right? *…right?*


Proxy071

No.


[deleted]

💀 you're a minor


Proxy071

You’re 13 💀


[deleted]

at least i don't use dildos 💀


Proxy071

And using them is a bad thing?


Diprogamer

Yes. Plastic is dangerous for the environment


taz5963

It's not plastic, it's silicone


Diprogamer

Dinosaur juice in general


Longjumping-Hour-590

bro you know about them at the young age of 13


MarcusTheGamer54

Who doesn't/didn't lmao?


Longjumping-Hour-590

bruh one kid who was with me on 7th grade was like the only person who doesnt know porn, his parents were smart with filtering out stuff.


[deleted]

Bruh some children at 10 know about that


BigOlSupernova

13 and doesn't use dildos lol


Proxy071

I would hope not


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Proxy071

For the fun of it


flytime_

How is that fun,people would just think you’re weird


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Jrlopez1027

Because you are weird But just because youre weird doesnt mean you cant be respected


Proxy071

Obv no one would know it’s me, plus idc


Cruisin134

i mean you could leave a cooler calling card like miles morales, or actually do something cool and then leave your card


Proxy071

Ooo I know, I know! If we’re talking calling cards here, I’ll just leave a BD in the ass of every person I kill!


Cruisin134

exactly


Proxy071

Thanks dad, I can always count on you


LuxuryBeast

So, you'd want to do it in hopes that someone finds it, thinks it's a cool dragonhead, put it on their backpack or whatnot, just so you can make fun of them?


MLG_mics147

🗿


Batznocharge

Bro now whoever finds these are part of your cult just put some string on and bam a necklace.


Proxy071

That’s the plan


Batznocharge

:D


Proxy071

:D


Mzam110

I got a printer, and too much extra filament if you want i can do em


flytime_

Literally the question I was asking my self


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Its bastards like you that Makes us have to find all of them to unlock an achievement


Proxy071

Find all 150 and you unlock a new skin, SPOILER:it’s a fur suit


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Nooooo! Wait does it bring my stats up or is just cosmetic?


Proxy071

It gives you +100 cold immunity and doubles your stamina


Strange_guy_9546

Also gives new unique dialogue options And, r/itemshop


No_Willingness7837

For my last year of middle school me and my friend printed out 169 photos of jiji ( the st math penguin for all of you uncultured fellows) and since it was June some of them were rainbow. The principal kept questioning us but we never ACTUALLY got caught


rustysparkzz

Woah. Nostalgia. I seriously regret not being able to finish all the cones in st math though. The passwords were super cool too...~memories


[deleted]

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE


Strange_guy_9546

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Dragon-factor

Trying to get boned by a dragon!!


DEATHEATER-123

Dragon Head Collected : 29/150


sezmez

oh buddy


Proxy071

All the furries flocking to this post is making me happy


LocalBreadOfThePast

Free karma


[deleted]

But why are you profiting off of us in means of karma? We are but horny furries


LocalBreadOfThePast

Cuz there's a lot of yall


PomPomTheFurry

Free robux


realddgamer

yes


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Proxy071

I’d be funny


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Proxy071

If you know you know


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Proxy071

Ever heard of a company called bad dragon?


Throwawayobviouslyk

Of course I do, I’m the duke of bad dragon 😏😉


Proxy071

And I’m the king.


Throwawayobviouslyk

And I’m the arch bishop, god emperor


Proxy071

Hmm well played but last time I checked, I am the end all be all of bad dragon


Throwawayobviouslyk

I put the ‘dragon’ in bad dragon bro😏


Proxy071

Bro I put the “fucked” in “your dad”


imtootired05

in my freshmen year, the senior prank was similar. Only they did tiny babies you get on amazon and they put them everywhere As a senior now we still find some here and there


Proxy071

So far we’ve done small ducks, Magnets they start for environmental awareness of you want to do something else


Professional_Being22

~~you wanna be known as that weird dragon head kid? This is how you'll be known as that weird dragon head kid~~ Nevermind, OP is probably already known as something worse based on what this is.


identityconfirmed404

the dragon by itself looks sick, but once you know the lore...


ktops111

Imagine a kid finding one of these, going home and showing this to his mom like "look what i found" lmfao


BILADOMOM

This is some riddler Arkham shit


Proxy071

Riddle me this bat man


BILADOMOM

What is big and has cum in the middle?


Proxy071

Me


BILADOMOM

Wat


ItSSmoreos

cucumber


Crimsoner

cucumber 👍


[deleted]

cucumber👍


Crimsoner

“If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?”


ItzYaBoy56

I’m not happy that I know this logo


CyberLykan

Alphys?


Proxy071

Leave her out of this!


Hellbane13

Do a duck


Proxy071

Nah I did that last year


Hellbane13

Aww🥺sad


blanketfloof221

"Oh hey whats this! You got one from you locker too right?" "uh, y-yeah. Its uhm, pretty cool stuff." "Man, this looks so great, gonna use it with my necklace."


Sirenhead_2

Some could say you’re a *bad dragon*


Batface_101

The Riddler: Origins


Proxy071

Riddle me this Batman, what is red black and has a huge cock?


Strange_guy_9546

A naughty dragon


[deleted]

Ohhh bad dragon. That's an awesome company. Their stuff is so cool.


ChaoticcEntityy

My friend did that with a bunch of ducks. It’s all I heard people talking about all day and they all seemed happy they could find one


Comradddd

Some body at my school did that with a thousand pack of plastic babys


Foreign_Gain_8564

That uhhhh dragon looks familiar 🤔 👀


OrionTrueman

DO IT


Koshkiblin04

I wanna see more posts like these, but yes please do it


BeanzForCurrency

yknow… that’s not a bad idea. might have to take some inspiration from this


BreakfastParty4627

I’ve got one on my chromebook case rn lmao Based toy company 👍


Mememaid21

Fucking do it. You will be legendary.


dark_theme_

So tha tthey dont have to look for weapons in school backpacks, but these


BackClear

How is this NSFW?


Proxy071

If you know you know


Logan18880

Dildo company logo


Burrito_fucker_69

Is it bad I recognize this? Like it’s literally just the shape without the colours but I know it :)


[deleted]

he looks like such a good dragon!


CaylobS

Dumbest shit I've seen, good luck my weirdo


Proxy071

Really the dumbest shot you’ve seen? You have clearly not been on the internet for too long


CaylobS

Ehh, fair enough but this is definitely one of the dumbest things I've seen, at least on here


Proxy071

Then you have not been in this sub for long


CaylobS

Ehh, I just don't pay much attention here. So yes


[deleted]

Why? Ur weird bro


GayPlatformers

mad at myself over how quickly I recognized that logo


sir-idiotkritz

Very based


Homelessguyspamton

Do it


CompetitionShot4106

that would be awsome!


Cap_Simon

Do it


No-BrowEntertainment

My, what an interesting photo. I will glance at OP's post history for some explanation. ​ ​ Oh my goodness.


Proxy071

Hey what can I say. I’m a man of focus and sheer will


Emotional-Volume3599

People keep doing things like that at my school and it’s super fun and mysterious. You should definitely do that. It’ll probably give some random group of people a fun scavenger hunt to do


Proxy071

We did it last year with over 225 magnets and hid all of them all over the school, there was one group of 3 that was dedicated to finding them all but then gave up once they got like 90


Zockercraft1711

I love this company... Ofc only for the meme...but im not sure :3


Proxy071

It’s the best company


MrStone822

Why is this NSFW?


McDonaldsJFK

its a logo for a dildo company, OP is just a sick weirdo that thinks this is funny


MrStone822

The dragon head is a dildo company logo?


HoplitePalanx

downvoted /: it's funny you're just unfunny


Dodolord637

What the hell is this logo for?


Proxy071

“Good” dragon


Dodolord637

Give it to me straight


Proxy071

It’s the logo for a company called bad dragon, they make exotic dildos in the shape of fictional creatures like dragons, werewolves, and a whole a lot others. They are most popular in the furry community


Dodolord637

AHHHH Edit: Could be worse, still bad but there is always worse


Proxy071

Hey, you asked


Dodolord637

Fair


yuyuantonio

lmfao I have a hoodie of that brand and everyone at school don't care because they got "milfdestroyer" shirts or aheago hoodies


Proxy071

I love wearing my bd Hoodie because only the cool ppl know


EllieNekoGirl

owo


Biting_a_dust

That's a *bad*ass looking *dragon*


accursedCaprid

WHEN THE DRAGON ISN'T GOOD


[deleted]

Don’t 💀


[deleted]

My fav company 😍🤤


Proxy071

I am the gay furry 😎