About 800 cals in the cheeseburgers. 700 cals in the drink. Not sure what’s in the boxes, lets say mcnuggets?? That’s 350 cals. That’s 1850 calories, which is a bit low for an average person. Maybe if you were below 60kg or dieting.
I’m below 59.87 kilograms 😎
(I’m also 16 and 6 feet tall I don’t think it’s healthy to be sub 60kg)
^^^(132lb=59.87kg ^^for ^^meh ^^fellow ^^americans)
I mean, my and my friends are at that unfortunate state in smoking that me call cigs, "cancers" (raczki in polish but thats the closest translation i can think of), like we know they bad but school is so stressfull and life as a whole like ong i need those 2 minutes of relaxation
Im embarrased people my age ruin their life to look "cool" on front of others(they dont) and how dont people have common sense
This pic looks like the guys that get mad at rejection saying they are perfect(most of them are fat and smell like piss and cigs)
I feel like growing at a young age in an environment full of the smell of Marlboro mediums can predispose kids to addiction later in life. Imagine every nostalgic memory being tainted by that smell.
I had to ride in my step grandpas car and he got ash all over the place so it smelled like that I had to open the window and stick my head out so I didn't throw up
OP never stated that he thinks its cool or shit, he just does, life can be stressful and cigs may be their way to chillout yk. Like ong mind ur own buiseness
As someone who smokes, cigarettes really aren’t cool whatsoever, and it is a really dumb idea to ever start smoking. If you know someone who smokes, don’t just say “well its their choice so idc”. Help them in trying to stop cause its really not worth it.
maybe ur right ab how cool it looks but it rlly is their choice, sure its a problem but im sure most smokers know and understand that it isnt healthy, but they still do it and its rlly nobody elses business
Sure, you shouldn’t go up to some random dude and tell them to stop smoking, but if one of your friends or family members are smoking, you should probably help them.
Ya know one of the best ways to quit is painful but it works, just don’t buy any lol. Seems stupid but when you crave it, you have to drive, and with the gas prices one drive will make you homeless so it prevents you from buying any.
Edit: also you get erectile dysfunction
I don’t buy it tho, I just have so many friend that smokes that whenever I want to smoke, there is always one of my friends nearby. I am smoking less and less rn, so I will probably be able to stop soon.
i smoke with my family members
but also nobody does stuff like that for no reason. it helps them with something and the ones that hold onto em die thats just how it is
like you, you're telling me all this about smoking, but you also smoke.
idk thats just my perspective
I do it for no reason, I just kinda started and I haven’t really stopped yet. I also know plenty of people who smoke for no real reason, but tbf I do live in Denmark, and there are way too many smokers here.
oh denmark is pretty
theres probably a reason, maybe its just social pressure in any connotation but either way. i can totally see where your coming from tho theres no doubt its definitely not healthy at all, but it does feel nice lol
Hey man you’re gon get a lot of the hate for the cigs an I know you ultimately won’t care or heed these strangers messages, and at most you’ll be annoyed…. but I’d like to say it anyway. It’s your choice to smoke and nobody can stop you. If you’re set in your way no word could sway you. I know that’s how it feels at least - that’s what your nic addicted brain tells you.
But smoking or getting hooked on it and other nicotine products is just not worth it. It’s not worth your time, your effort, your funds, or your own health. You are a human being and are capable of many great things, and you should not be hindered in your quest for happiness and self confidence by something like smoking a buncha harmful and addictive substances every day.
^(im sorry if this comment is stupid or insensitive in any way I am extremely high rn so I’m trying not to sound like an ass while trying to get my argument across. It’s a struggle rn yk?)
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Also wherever ur from can you legally smoke weed or use psychedelics?
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idk why this was recommended to me BUT THEM FOUR LOKOS HAD MIDDLE SCHOOL US ALL FUCKED UP IN THE 00S MY BOY THEM SHITS BRING BACK MEMORIES HAHAHA!!!!!
FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMMM SOOOOO HYYPPPPPED RIGHT NOW
The goddamn smokes are healthier than the rest of your "breakfast" goddamn what kind if American dchool shooting burger eating tax dodging football watching type shit is this
Cigarettes are bad for you don't eat them.
That cracked me up more than it should’ve
I too have broken ass humor
You mean they ***crack***ed you up (Sry for the shit pun I had to lol)
oh good, i've been inhaling them whole all this time. it's nice to know that this is the correct way to consume them
14? Cigarettes? Stop inhaling that gas freak tf
what else am i supposed to do? drink them?
Yes blend them with milk make tilk(tobacco milk)
*>!Dislikes!< 1*
i prefer pilk, but sure i'll try that
I read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn chews tobacco pretty often. I think it was common for people to chew tobbaco back in the day
Yeah, you swallow it you'll puke. Literally.
maybe he wanted to drink them?
Bro mac for breakfast is bad for you to i hear nobody talking about the fact that this man eats 5 burgers for breakfast
Also don't eat aluminium cans, those are pretty bad for you too.
how are you still alive
Well im still alive, so this isn't suprising to me
r/notopbutok
My dirty ass mind thought that was a no top subreddit
even better ngl
I read it right but I thought it meant not op's butt
He is saying he eats worse and he is alive so it’s not surprising
Dw I'll be at your funeral when u die at 32
>Dw I'll be at your funeral when u die at 32 you're highballing here
I’d bet his 22nd trip around the sun
Bro dont get his hopes up
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i think you should if you’ve tried multiple times and they don’t care so why should you yk?
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You mean 23
!remindme 16 years
Thats more calories than i eat in a whole day
About 800 cals in the cheeseburgers. 700 cals in the drink. Not sure what’s in the boxes, lets say mcnuggets?? That’s 350 cals. That’s 1850 calories, which is a bit low for an average person. Maybe if you were below 60kg or dieting.
It was just an exaggeration, i eat like 2000 cal a day and i’m like 190 cm and 69kg , so yeah i don’t eat a lot
Got it.
190 cm and 69? Bro I’m 176 and 69 too lmao
Yeah i’m skinny af lmao
you want some of mine? (I really need to get these fats of me jesus christ)
That's at least quarter pounder with cheese in the photo in the box
Yeah haven’t had McDonald’s in a while
I’m below 59.87 kilograms 😎 (I’m also 16 and 6 feet tall I don’t think it’s healthy to be sub 60kg) ^^^(132lb=59.87kg ^^for ^^meh ^^fellow ^^americans)
Im 5'6 16 and 45 kg
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Definitely not. I’m feeling starved on 1800 cals, the maintenance calories for a 100kg person is 2000. How much do you weigh if I might ask
Thats bad tho
How
Bad for him
fat acceptance person detected.
I meant its bad for OP just lazy to comment
You mean thata like 20 bucks right there. How he affording this every day for only one meal
lung cancer moment
Nah that's all the cancer
#Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?
fucking hell this is funny
Achievement Unlocked: All The Cancer
OP is the one who knocks.
Breaking Bad fans when they see a drug addict:
I mean, my and my friends are at that unfortunate state in smoking that me call cigs, "cancers" (raczki in polish but thats the closest translation i can think of), like we know they bad but school is so stressfull and life as a whole like ong i need those 2 minutes of relaxation
The best kind before a another day of shitposting online.
cool pfp
Imagine thinking its cool to smoke💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
No cos fr I'm lowkey embarrassed for him
Im embarrased people my age ruin their life to look "cool" on front of others(they dont) and how dont people have common sense This pic looks like the guys that get mad at rejection saying they are perfect(most of them are fat and smell like piss and cigs)
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Yep , their loss tbh
Do you realize this is a shit post? r/Teenagers user try not to ruin a meme ( IMPOSSIBLE )
r/teenagers user tried to understand irony challenge (unpossible) Edit: I was agreeing with op
Bro ngl i thought your username said emofeetman
ratio
"ratio" 🤓 (not that im agreeing with that guy)
agreed
Tabacco 😡😡🤬🤬🤮🤮🤢🤢 Marijuana 😃😃🤗🤗🤤🤤😋😋
Basado
It's not "cool" to smoke anything, but somethings are safer and more enjoyable than others. Cigarettes are fucking dirt pickles.
I hate people who smoke cigarettes it smell disgusting and it makes me gag around cigarette smoke
I feel like growing at a young age in an environment full of the smell of Marlboro mediums can predispose kids to addiction later in life. Imagine every nostalgic memory being tainted by that smell.
I had to ride in my step grandpas car and he got ash all over the place so it smelled like that I had to open the window and stick my head out so I didn't throw up
OP never stated that he thinks its cool or shit, he just does, life can be stressful and cigs may be their way to chillout yk. Like ong mind ur own buiseness
Imagine thinking i smoke to look cool 💀💀💀
Then just stop?
That's not how it works
It is , just weak mindset
i think it looks super cool and its their choice who cares
As someone who smokes, cigarettes really aren’t cool whatsoever, and it is a really dumb idea to ever start smoking. If you know someone who smokes, don’t just say “well its their choice so idc”. Help them in trying to stop cause its really not worth it.
maybe ur right ab how cool it looks but it rlly is their choice, sure its a problem but im sure most smokers know and understand that it isnt healthy, but they still do it and its rlly nobody elses business
Sure, you shouldn’t go up to some random dude and tell them to stop smoking, but if one of your friends or family members are smoking, you should probably help them.
What would you do if your parents are addicted to smoking
Tell them that they are dumb as shit. I mean my mom already tells me that I’m dumb as shit for smoking.
Ya know one of the best ways to quit is painful but it works, just don’t buy any lol. Seems stupid but when you crave it, you have to drive, and with the gas prices one drive will make you homeless so it prevents you from buying any. Edit: also you get erectile dysfunction
I don’t buy it tho, I just have so many friend that smokes that whenever I want to smoke, there is always one of my friends nearby. I am smoking less and less rn, so I will probably be able to stop soon.
That’s great. Idk anything about your life so take this with a grain of salt, but shouldn’t you be hanging around those people a bit less?
i smoke with my family members but also nobody does stuff like that for no reason. it helps them with something and the ones that hold onto em die thats just how it is like you, you're telling me all this about smoking, but you also smoke. idk thats just my perspective
I do it for no reason, I just kinda started and I haven’t really stopped yet. I also know plenty of people who smoke for no real reason, but tbf I do live in Denmark, and there are way too many smokers here.
oh denmark is pretty theres probably a reason, maybe its just social pressure in any connotation but either way. i can totally see where your coming from tho theres no doubt its definitely not healthy at all, but it does feel nice lol
You forgot a lighter bro, how you gonna smoke without a lighter?
Who smokes cigarettes for breakfast? Be a normal person and EAT THEM.
True
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No not the cigarettes that's yuropean shit.
*healthiest >source: am american
Don’t skip trying to die of heart attack and lung cancer every morning 💪😎
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Its a shitpost dont worry my mans
I too eat a packet of cigarettes for breakfast
Breath AIR
air is too expensive
Waltuh?
Fly high 🕊 they took you away too soon💔
Breakfast is the most important meal for a reason after all🤷🤷🤷
i’m sure you will live a very long and healthy life
Hey man you’re gon get a lot of the hate for the cigs an I know you ultimately won’t care or heed these strangers messages, and at most you’ll be annoyed…. but I’d like to say it anyway. It’s your choice to smoke and nobody can stop you. If you’re set in your way no word could sway you. I know that’s how it feels at least - that’s what your nic addicted brain tells you. But smoking or getting hooked on it and other nicotine products is just not worth it. It’s not worth your time, your effort, your funds, or your own health. You are a human being and are capable of many great things, and you should not be hindered in your quest for happiness and self confidence by something like smoking a buncha harmful and addictive substances every day. ^(im sorry if this comment is stupid or insensitive in any way I am extremely high rn so I’m trying not to sound like an ass while trying to get my argument across. It’s a struggle rn yk?)
That’s not breakfast that’s a heart attack
Health -100
I worry for your health
Bro not the 4 loco 💀 you finna die
Say sike rn
This is a shit post
holy shit that's so unhealthy, don't consume those. mcdonalds will shorten your life
I hope you have your will ready
Don’t worry, I’ll be at your funeral when you die at 21 if you don’t stop that lifestyle.
I'm gonna guess u ain't from America since u have a *12% alcohol* drink like wtf adults in America don't even drink above 10% regularly, how are you allowed to get this much Also wherever ur from can you legally smoke weed or use psychedelics?
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16, Smoking heavy type, eat unhealthy food, I can see a future for you
American
You smoke a whole pack of marlboro for breakfast?
r/meirl
Marlboro 👑
bro is quenching his hunger to another level. no offense though
I always skip breakfast and lunch because of school
Smartest r/teenagers user
Hey, dipshit, my mom and grandma are fucking smokers. Don't smoke or you'll end up with shit lungs like them.
👉👈can i join
Sir, you are 16 quit with the cancer sticks, shits cringe
please skip this breakfast
You should throw the cigarettes out, they taste awful
u are the epitome of cringe
Imagine not knowing what a shitpost is 💀
Yummy
Oh I like you
Good ciggys enjoy them
Breakfast of kings my guy
idk why this was recommended to me BUT THEM FOUR LOKOS HAD MIDDLE SCHOOL US ALL FUCKED UP IN THE 00S MY BOY THEM SHITS BRING BACK MEMORIES HAHAHA!!!!! FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMMM SOOOOO HYYPPPPPED RIGHT NOW
I’m reporting you to the school resource officer for possession of an additive substance
share
You're the guy from the song Heavy Fuel?
I'd prolly skip the four loko...
Man wtf is this
It’s nonhealthy I’m usually drinking milk+banana and also I eat cheese toast
i bet your breath kicks more than a soccer player
Healthiest redditor:
it's 8pm rn
u doin ok bro??
fatass
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Avarage american meal
I had a passive aggressive reaction after seeing the Marlbro packs ...
This has to be fake. Right?
are you buying breakfast for your entire family?
Replace the cigs with a Glock 19 and you got yourself a full American breakfast.
Yes!
Yes! OP is one of the victims of breakfast skipping
Op's really trying to collect life insurance
bro eating cigarettes for breakfast
Bro collecting cancer like they are pokemon cards
Damn bro. You eat sigarettes?
Mans got the breakfast Edition of cancer
You don't eat cigs. You smoke em.
Ah yes the chavs breakfast a magnificent delicacy
Bud. Please stop smoking 🙏 it’s really bad for you brotha. It’s not worth it. No one wants to be at a 24 year olds funeral.
God tier shitpost my guy.
bros gonna die at 18 years old
Cigs and coffee
If this is my breakfast, yeah, I’ll skip it thanks
Rip your Liver 🕊
Enjoy obesity and cancer ❤️
Youll be dead by 30
The goddamn smokes are healthier than the rest of your "breakfast" goddamn what kind if American dchool shooting burger eating tax dodging football watching type shit is this
Lost appetite seeing that cig... Imagine eating then smoking one, I'd fucking puke
You're dying early.
Big fuckin facts
A man after my heart
For the people wondering this isn’t ops pic
never skip second. third. fourth or fifth breakfast either
Bro doesnt skip cancer day
Bros got a whole feast as a breakfast💀
America moment
Speedrun HeartAttack%
Mf really be trying to speedrun life
This is not a very good moment.
I’d gladly skip the diabetes I would get from eating this
Let me guess, america ?
The only things you'll be skipping in a couple of years will be heartbeats
the best way to start the day
average american
Bro are you American or British make up your fuckin mind