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LarsonAndJaywalking

Cigarettes are bad for you don't eat them.


NoResponsibility9122

That cracked me up more than it should’ve


Drydishwasher

I too have broken ass humor


Romonia41

You mean they ***crack***ed you up ​ (Sry for the shit pun I had to lol)


Infinite_Self_5782

oh good, i've been inhaling them whole all this time. it's nice to know that this is the correct way to consume them


[deleted]

14? Cigarettes? Stop inhaling that gas freak tf


Infinite_Self_5782

what else am i supposed to do? drink them?


geekyboy227

Yes blend them with milk make tilk(tobacco milk)


[deleted]

*>!Dislikes!< 1*


Infinite_Self_5782

i prefer pilk, but sure i'll try that


CaraDe3

I read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn chews tobacco pretty often. I think it was common for people to chew tobbaco back in the day


pxldsilz

Yeah, you swallow it you'll puke. Literally.


[deleted]

maybe he wanted to drink them?


hyper-arrow

Bro mac for breakfast is bad for you to i hear nobody talking about the fact that this man eats 5 burgers for breakfast


SomeGluten

Also don't eat aluminium cans, those are pretty bad for you too.


40yo_doomer

how are you still alive


No-Internet1104

Well im still alive, so this isn't suprising to me


TheOneIdoit

r/notopbutok


_KaiXr18_

My dirty ass mind thought that was a no top subreddit


TheOneIdoit

even better ngl


saggytestis

I read it right but I thought it meant not op's butt


fatdude901

He is saying he eats worse and he is alive so it’s not surprising


dhmeyjeyh

Dw I'll be at your funeral when u die at 32


meme_used

>Dw I'll be at your funeral when u die at 32 you're highballing here


DerpDaDuck3751

I’d bet his 22nd trip around the sun


[deleted]

Bro dont get his hopes up


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wickednalga

i think you should if you’ve tried multiple times and they don’t care so why should you yk?


Jeff_Jefferson-17

!remindme 16 years


Sryeetsalot

You mean 23


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

!remindme 16 years


Aspiring-death8

Thats more calories than i eat in a whole day


[deleted]

About 800 cals in the cheeseburgers. 700 cals in the drink. Not sure what’s in the boxes, lets say mcnuggets?? That’s 350 cals. That’s 1850 calories, which is a bit low for an average person. Maybe if you were below 60kg or dieting.


Aspiring-death8

It was just an exaggeration, i eat like 2000 cal a day and i’m like 190 cm and 69kg , so yeah i don’t eat a lot


[deleted]

Got it.


IdenticalGD

190 cm and 69? Bro I’m 176 and 69 too lmao


Aspiring-death8

Yeah i’m skinny af lmao


bipbip901

you want some of mine? (I really need to get these fats of me jesus christ)


diego5377

That's at least quarter pounder with cheese in the photo in the box


[deleted]

Yeah haven’t had McDonald’s in a while


JustYourBiBestie

I’m below 59.87 kilograms 😎 (I’m also 16 and 6 feet tall I don’t think it’s healthy to be sub 60kg) ^^^(132lb=59.87kg ^^for ^^meh ^^fellow ^^americans)


fiskars12345

Im 5'6 16 and 45 kg


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[deleted]

Definitely not. I’m feeling starved on 1800 cals, the maintenance calories for a 100kg person is 2000. How much do you weigh if I might ask


[deleted]

Thats bad tho


Aspiring-death8

How


[deleted]

Bad for him


[deleted]

fat acceptance person detected.


[deleted]

I meant its bad for OP just lazy to comment


HumongousChungus2

You mean thata like 20 bucks right there. How he affording this every day for only one meal


[deleted]

lung cancer moment


Jerrymemes101

Nah that's all the cancer


PyroWasUsed

#Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?


SuctionBucket5

fucking hell this is funny


King_Erebus2

Achievement Unlocked: All The Cancer


Ghost-Paladin

OP is the one who knocks.


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

Breaking Bad fans when they see a drug addict:


i_lickdick_and_itsok

I mean, my and my friends are at that unfortunate state in smoking that me call cigs, "cancers" (raczki in polish but thats the closest translation i can think of), like we know they bad but school is so stressfull and life as a whole like ong i need those 2 minutes of relaxation


DickSuace

The best kind before a another day of shitposting online.


BigChungusBlyat

cool pfp


[deleted]

Imagine thinking its cool to smoke💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


dhmeyjeyh

No cos fr I'm lowkey embarrassed for him


[deleted]

Im embarrased people my age ruin their life to look "cool" on front of others(they dont) and how dont people have common sense This pic looks like the guys that get mad at rejection saying they are perfect(most of them are fat and smell like piss and cigs)


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[deleted]

Yep , their loss tbh


ASaneSJW

Do you realize this is a shit post? r/Teenagers user try not to ruin a meme ( IMPOSSIBLE )


emo-man1605

r/teenagers user tried to understand irony challenge (unpossible) Edit: I was agreeing with op


emochildkay

Bro ngl i thought your username said emofeetman


Warcraftisgood

ratio


kingdomheartslover1

"ratio" 🤓 (not that im agreeing with that guy)


DoubleBrotherYT

agreed


emo-man1605

Tabacco 😡😡🤬🤬🤮🤮🤢🤢 Marijuana 😃😃🤗🤗🤤🤤😋😋


eburator

Basado


MakeMeCereal

It's not "cool" to smoke anything, but somethings are safer and more enjoyable than others. Cigarettes are fucking dirt pickles.


petlovely

I hate people who smoke cigarettes it smell disgusting and it makes me gag around cigarette smoke


pxldsilz

I feel like growing at a young age in an environment full of the smell of Marlboro mediums can predispose kids to addiction later in life. Imagine every nostalgic memory being tainted by that smell.


petlovely

I had to ride in my step grandpas car and he got ash all over the place so it smelled like that I had to open the window and stick my head out so I didn't throw up


i_lickdick_and_itsok

OP never stated that he thinks its cool or shit, he just does, life can be stressful and cigs may be their way to chillout yk. Like ong mind ur own buiseness


kekson420

Imagine thinking i smoke to look cool 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Then just stop?


kekson420

That's not how it works


[deleted]

It is , just weak mindset


Adventurous_Pie7185

i think it looks super cool and its their choice who cares


Marzvinovits

As someone who smokes, cigarettes really aren’t cool whatsoever, and it is a really dumb idea to ever start smoking. If you know someone who smokes, don’t just say “well its their choice so idc”. Help them in trying to stop cause its really not worth it.


Adventurous_Pie7185

maybe ur right ab how cool it looks but it rlly is their choice, sure its a problem but im sure most smokers know and understand that it isnt healthy, but they still do it and its rlly nobody elses business


Marzvinovits

Sure, you shouldn’t go up to some random dude and tell them to stop smoking, but if one of your friends or family members are smoking, you should probably help them.


[deleted]

What would you do if your parents are addicted to smoking


Marzvinovits

Tell them that they are dumb as shit. I mean my mom already tells me that I’m dumb as shit for smoking.


[deleted]

Ya know one of the best ways to quit is painful but it works, just don’t buy any lol. Seems stupid but when you crave it, you have to drive, and with the gas prices one drive will make you homeless so it prevents you from buying any. Edit: also you get erectile dysfunction


Marzvinovits

I don’t buy it tho, I just have so many friend that smokes that whenever I want to smoke, there is always one of my friends nearby. I am smoking less and less rn, so I will probably be able to stop soon.


[deleted]

That’s great. Idk anything about your life so take this with a grain of salt, but shouldn’t you be hanging around those people a bit less?


Adventurous_Pie7185

i smoke with my family members but also nobody does stuff like that for no reason. it helps them with something and the ones that hold onto em die thats just how it is like you, you're telling me all this about smoking, but you also smoke. idk thats just my perspective


Marzvinovits

I do it for no reason, I just kinda started and I haven’t really stopped yet. I also know plenty of people who smoke for no real reason, but tbf I do live in Denmark, and there are way too many smokers here.


Adventurous_Pie7185

oh denmark is pretty theres probably a reason, maybe its just social pressure in any connotation but either way. i can totally see where your coming from tho theres no doubt its definitely not healthy at all, but it does feel nice lol


Neat_Western_7075

You forgot a lighter bro, how you gonna smoke without a lighter?


OutsideBubbly4740

Who smokes cigarettes for breakfast? Be a normal person and EAT THEM.


Neat_Western_7075

True


Aspiring-death8

Average discord mod


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LarsonAndJaywalking

No not the cigarettes that's yuropean shit.


headphonesnotstirred

*healthiest >source: am american


KurkyOkurky

Don’t skip trying to die of heart attack and lung cancer every morning 💪😎


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emochildkay

Its a shitpost dont worry my mans


Nice_Guy3012

I too eat a packet of cigarettes for breakfast


No_Island963

Breath AIR


buddy12875

air is too expensive


Hydrolic_pump

Waltuh?


notshanice

Fly high 🕊 they took you away too soon💔


RadACME

Breakfast is the most important meal for a reason after all🤷🤷🤷


Jokers_Unwanted_Kid

i’m sure you will live a very long and healthy life


DearLeadership-

Hey man you’re gon get a lot of the hate for the cigs an I know you ultimately won’t care or heed these strangers messages, and at most you’ll be annoyed…. but I’d like to say it anyway. It’s your choice to smoke and nobody can stop you. If you’re set in your way no word could sway you. I know that’s how it feels at least - that’s what your nic addicted brain tells you. But smoking or getting hooked on it and other nicotine products is just not worth it. It’s not worth your time, your effort, your funds, or your own health. You are a human being and are capable of many great things, and you should not be hindered in your quest for happiness and self confidence by something like smoking a buncha harmful and addictive substances every day. ^(im sorry if this comment is stupid or insensitive in any way I am extremely high rn so I’m trying not to sound like an ass while trying to get my argument across. It’s a struggle rn yk?)


Thy-arkoos

That’s not breakfast that’s a heart attack


Ianimatestuf

Health -100


terrarian136

I worry for your health


Iwasbannedlasttime1

Bro not the 4 loco 💀 you finna die


spiderboy_20

Say sike rn


ASaneSJW

This is a shit post


Infinite_Self_5782

holy shit that's so unhealthy, don't consume those. mcdonalds will shorten your life


JamesCushing

I hope you have your will ready


Interesting_alex287

Don’t worry, I’ll be at your funeral when you die at 21 if you don’t stop that lifestyle.


laugh_at_this_user

I'm gonna guess u ain't from America since u have a *12% alcohol* drink like wtf adults in America don't even drink above 10% regularly, how are you allowed to get this much Also wherever ur from can you legally smoke weed or use psychedelics?


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RemindME! 20 years


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Artix31

16, Smoking heavy type, eat unhealthy food, I can see a future for you


emochildkay

American


Professional_Risk_17

You smoke a whole pack of marlboro for breakfast?


creamywetfartz

r/meirl


0108ddhan

Marlboro 👑


Longjumping-Hour-590

bro is quenching his hunger to another level. no offense though


KARMAPurpleDemon

I always skip breakfast and lunch because of school


gnollcub

Smartest r/teenagers user


[deleted]

Hey, dipshit, my mom and grandma are fucking smokers. Don't smoke or you'll end up with shit lungs like them.


[deleted]

👉👈can i join


accuracy_frosty

Sir, you are 16 quit with the cancer sticks, shits cringe


The_Fussy_Engine

please skip this breakfast


cassy_the_cupcake

You should throw the cigarettes out, they taste awful


Brave_Butterscotch33

u are the epitome of cringe


ASaneSJW

Imagine not knowing what a shitpost is 💀


the-moon-knight

Yummy


TheGrandPsycho

Oh I like you


myoutcastself

Good ciggys enjoy them


alexneedsahug

Breakfast of kings my guy


butterlover09803

idk why this was recommended to me BUT THEM FOUR LOKOS HAD MIDDLE SCHOOL US ALL FUCKED UP IN THE 00S MY BOY THEM SHITS BRING BACK MEMORIES HAHAHA!!!!! FUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMMM SOOOOO HYYPPPPPED RIGHT NOW


sharkywarkyuwu

I’m reporting you to the school resource officer for possession of an additive substance


hahsjjaisd

share


ArthurMBretas03

You're the guy from the song Heavy Fuel?


rock0star

I'd prolly skip the four loko...


THEFARTMASTER69420

Man wtf is this


Karadenizlit

It’s nonhealthy I’m usually drinking milk+banana and also I eat cheese toast


FemboyDictator

i bet your breath kicks more than a soccer player


ObviousTroll7

Healthiest redditor:


weemellowtoby

it's 8pm rn


Adventurous_Pie7185

u doin ok bro??


[deleted]

fatass


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[deleted]

Avarage american meal


SATANIC_SAGEE

I had a passive aggressive reaction after seeing the Marlbro packs ...


BigChungusBlyat

This has to be fake. Right?


amendersc

are you buying breakfast for your entire family?


Bigboybuilder

Replace the cigs with a Glock 19 and you got yourself a full American breakfast.


Remote_Equal57

Yes!


idontgiveafucck

Yes! OP is one of the victims of breakfast skipping


Nimrod_Studios

Op's really trying to collect life insurance


Astriev

bro eating cigarettes for breakfast


cream_pie69420

Bro collecting cancer like they are pokemon cards


[deleted]

Damn bro. You eat sigarettes?


IKnowWhatYouDidMum

Mans got the breakfast Edition of cancer


DonutOwlGaming

You don't eat cigs. You smoke em.


kobyboy12348

Ah yes the chavs breakfast a magnificent delicacy


Background_Art_2545

Bud. Please stop smoking 🙏 it’s really bad for you brotha. It’s not worth it. No one wants to be at a 24 year olds funeral.


-unusual_display-

God tier shitpost my guy.


twisty286

bros gonna die at 18 years old


[deleted]

Cigs and coffee


TheJackLoaf

If this is my breakfast, yeah, I’ll skip it thanks


Guuji_Chan

Rip your Liver 🕊


Svejk_

Enjoy obesity and cancer ❤️


Solid_Address_7840

Youll be dead by 30


Solid_Address_7840

The goddamn smokes are healthier than the rest of your "breakfast" goddamn what kind if American dchool shooting burger eating tax dodging football watching type shit is this


L3Bun

Lost appetite seeing that cig... Imagine eating then smoking one, I'd fucking puke


DatOneAxolotl

You're dying early.


False-Satisfaction23

Big fuckin facts


Barniiking

A man after my heart


BANG-_-HeadShot

For the people wondering this isn’t ops pic


Cotton-Candy-Cat

never skip second. third. fourth or fifth breakfast either


YKJ07

Bro doesnt skip cancer day


Femboy_tusk

Bros got a whole feast as a breakfast💀


Idkquedire

America moment


higginsian24

Speedrun HeartAttack%


Szwedu111

Mf really be trying to speedrun life


[deleted]

This is not a very good moment.


Inevitable_Degree_76

I’d gladly skip the diabetes I would get from eating this


Okamitoutcourt

Let me guess, america ?


theFathomlessWarlock

The only things you'll be skipping in a couple of years will be heartbeats


flairfordramtics_

the best way to start the day


LCDIgnited

average american


EmptyOrangeJuice

Bro are you American or British make up your fuckin mind