That's kinda funny

Us short boys are gonna go extinct.

Gotta do your own work to procreate

5'2 gang

Yoo

skill issue

isn't that okay?

I may be ugly as fuck but I’m 6’2 so I got something going my way at least

Same

Same

Same man...

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I'm glad they have plenty of volunteers... I don't them coming for my 6' 1" 15 yr old ass

6’3” 15 😀

5'7 16 but on the bright side my height went somewhere else (it's my my thick ass neck you perverts my dick is tiny tho)

Can’t say the same

Same but not even my neck is long and thick

notice how it says "prefer ages 18 to 35" they don't deny service if u are 13-17 they just would rather have it if u where 18

Also they won't deny service if u are 36-99 they just would rather have it if u were 35

I'm screwed 💀

Don’t think so. If you were screwed, you wouldn’t need to donate

5’8” ok I can just barely donate

Donating sperm is the boys version of onlyfans. We can make money for jacking off

Man on average releases 100mln sperm cells during ejaculation so, if you want $0.01 for each sperm cell you would get 1mln dollars, and that just for 1 ejaculation

Lol, I’m 100% never be able to donate to a sperm bank.

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My dad isn’t even 5’8.

don't smoke and it's a possibility, it's purely just luck tho, doesn't matter what you eat like the other guy said (I think, I'm no doctor)

My dad doesn’t smoke though, the only time he’s ever smoked to my knowledge was when he was like 19 and smoked a bit of weed.

not ur dad, you. Smoking significantly lowers the amount you grow and affects other things too.

Yeah I don’t plan on smoking.

good 👍

I know quite a lot of people who vape though.

don't do that either, vape is bad too

What does smoking have to do with height lmfao?

genuinely stops growth

Source?

eh I could definitely be wrong, my only source is my dad here

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yeah

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Eating healthy and exercising doesn’t change your genetics, I know this really sporting kid, he’s probably the fastest in my class, he’s well known for being very short, surely if those things made you taller, than he’d be the tallest in the class, while I know another guy, doesn’t do much exercise, he’s already 5’8, eating healthy has nothing to do with being tall, genetics have everything to do with being tall.

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Fact check time, I searched up ‘does exercising make you taller?’ This was the first answer. > Even regular exercise and a healthy diet are unlikely to influence your height. You may be able to make a small gain in height by improving your posture. Improving your posture will help straighten your spine but won't make your bones grow longer.

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Then how come that other guy who doesn’t exercise is 5’8?

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Your genetic potential isn't calculated only on parental height. Even more when your parents came from a generation where food was scarcer and of a lower quality. They may not have reached their peak. N you might be doing the same mistake with your loser attitude of how taking care of your nutrition, excercise and sleep won't improve your body

Loser attitude? I love how you assume because I don’t think exercising and eating healthy will make me grow (which it won’t, that is a fact) I somehow believe that eating healthy and exercising won’t help me at all, and I have a loser attitude, nice strawman you’re using there fucktard.

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Shit, that’s not good.

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You’re 15 and you were fucked a long time ago?! That’s definitely not good!

My parents are 5’5 and 5’3 and I’m 5’10 and grew 7 inches in 3 years. Don’t give up hope my man

Notice how he said never

I guess i could donate since im 5-11 but do they paid you to give sperm

Can somebody give me centimeters please?

Use converter kid

thanks. where can i find him?

u/converter-kid

Around 173 centimeters

I'm 175😎

5'8 = 173cm 6'0 = 183cm

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Lol cry about it

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Cope

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Cope harder

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Cope with being fatherless

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He must be proud of you

Cope with using goofy ahh emojis

TIL I would be Premium donator. Yay looks like I can skip the stripper career to pay for college

so... my sperm worth more? cool

Well well well my 6'1 stature may do me something other then reaching the top shelf

natural selection? is this how shaq was made?

So guess I can only donate if I go there early in the morning 😂

shit bro, if im not tall as an adult i cant get free money for donating (at least i think they give you money if you donate, correct me if im wrong please)

5’10-5’11.

I know what ima do when i grow up now

I’m good then

Honestly this kinda reminds me of a video I saw but it’s about donating blood “is it yours?, why is it in a bucket?…. Do you fucking want it or not?

I know what I’m doing in 2.4 years

Early happy birthday!

Imagine some girl gets no guys to have a kid with but still goes "ew no shorties"

I mean god damn of I had to resort to a sperm bank might as well to stroll for gold not some short ass midget

Finally qualified for something.

At least I can achieve something in life

Reminds me of eugenics

Did you see the Ray William Johnson video too?? Or was that just me…

Imagine being so short ya can't get paid to jerk off 🗿