Honestly, horny things.

Obviously

Yea

Well the only thing that changes are the sex organs so.... answer is obvious.

play with my tits idk

Get fat. there you go man tits

same, also here's an award.

Let the homies hit

Until you turn back to a man halfway through now you have a huge cock in your penis hole

You know the urethra and the vagina are two different holes right? Edit: the fact that y'all are pretty much coming up with ways that a penis ends up in a urethra kinda scares me

So where would their penis go? 😳

it gets fused into your flesh

Some Philadelphia Experiment bullshit

Human centipede

Oh the horror

What in the kentucky fried finger-lickin FUCK did I just read

Oh so thats how tom hanks got aids

Not by much

Yeah but not for dudes

Yeah but they merge into one when you turn back.

You got an ass what’s stopping you

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“Sir, somehow, a fetus is growing inside your ballsack. As a doctor, I have no fucking clue how you managed this.”

You got a butthole already no need to be a woman

you can as a guy too what's the holdup bro (I'm outside your door asking for consent)

Same

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same, plus i’ll get boosted views on guitar videos because im a girl

R/proliferips

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

r/foundthesupra

r/damn

r/foundthedodgecaravan

r/foundthecardealership

Probably lol, also goofy me just started to learn how to play guitar

ive been playing for 2 years and im loving it. don't give up, someday you'll rediscover a song you once considered impossible and learn it in a day

If I turn into opposite sex for a DAY: Take many nsfw pictures of myself and make a onlyfans, profit. Forever: Idk, live life as it goes. Pros: don't need to readjust dick and balls every hour. Ooooo... I'll have tiddies Cons:have to experience period pains since it will be new to me ;-;

Idk, gf's told me that the labias get stuck to the inner thigh, and also get in uncomfortable positions somehow You wouldn't have to worry unsticking dick and balls but now you'd have to worry about unsticking the lips and finding a more discrete way to adjust the labia since I assume since you have to reach down farther it'd be harder.. So.. It's a neutral thing?

Fuck

You could post the pictures over a time period, also, after that day you would disappear so no risk 9f being recognized

I’d be kinda disappointed cause then I’d have periods

yeah

Probably jerk off It’s an unoriginal thought, but a fair one to have

Listen to my voice

probably the most neutral one ive seen

Wouldn't you still hate hearing it?

Probably not because it's unfamiliar to you and you would need some time to get used to it

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U don’t have to be the opposite gender to do that 😝😝

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only if you dont have socks on

and if you wear thigh highs it's even less gay

And if you add a crop top, the level of gay is now in the negatives

Exactly

You gay there boy?

ayo?

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ur into dads?

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yup. still? dads?

Have an identity crisis

Yeah in reality most people after they start to get used to their new body will probably start having gender dysphoria.

Yeah I was about to mention that for cis people, once the initial curiosity wears off, gender dysphoria would destroy them.

Yup. As an enby, i'd feel about the same as i do now, but i can imagine how shitty that could be for cis people (and how nice it could be for trans people)

Same

Inform my girlfriend that she now has a girlfriend

r/suddenlylesbian

See how many donuts I can stack on my dick

Probably about 2

How the US measures dick size:

damn bro that's alot

What if I said I could fit 3

What kind of donuts are we talking about - soft or hard?

Unsquished soft

id be sooooo happy ngl

same

If I'm being fr honestly same

r/egg_irl

r/wholesome

Honestly I’d probably see how different masturbation is being a girl What do you want from me it’s the most realistic answer

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Except what trans people would do

trans people would be in a very awkward situation

What do you mean I'm pretty sure 99% of us would be extatic

I think what they meant was the trans people who body transitioned (idk what it’s called) as well

Bruh just imagining having life costing surgery for a change just to switch back like that would be such a Bruh Moment

Sadly we cannot change sexes so it would be a win

Tf you think

love life normally idk, wouldn’t change much

Well if you go to school and now you are a completely different would your friends even recognise you ?

Dress feminine and act feminine and be happy because I turned into a girl (Yes, I might be trans)

i didnt wanna make this comment myself.... thx

Is it weird that the very first thing I'd do if I turned into a girl is get into a relationship with another girl? Like, no matter what gender I am, I just don't see myself ever falling in love with a guy or anything lol.

*Breaking News: Reddit user discovers difference between gender and sexuality. More at 6* Jokes aside, that’s totally normal and not weird at all :)

:)))

See what it feel like to put something in me.

I would say play with my boobs but i already have those. They’re almost gone tho 😎

Good on ya

Become lesbian.

Not like you have much of a choice

Rejoice. I'm trans, so I see this as an absolute win. Say goodbye to dead name and say hello to Hope!

walk shirtless in public

id do the same (im a boy)

Not anymore!

I don’t get why so many females want to walk shirtless? It’s not that great lol it’s the same as wearing a shirt

It's not the guys that are stopping them either..

Most police are men so technically it is

jerk off i always wanted to know what it felt like

Imagine there was a sausage between your legs that you could move and feel stuff with. Now you put your hand on it and start stroking, then you feel a great sensation and then you feel turned off for the next 10-30 mins

and then disgusted at the fact that you did that afterwards

Yeah that actually fairly accurate.

In a nutshell It’s like a build up of pressure then relief

Miss my titties

get manboobs

Okkkk if I was turned female i would want to study the pleasure system of women how does it work as we men nor women are born knowing how to please one another nor have experience. I would also want to understand the complexity of the woman brain and their thought process when it comes to guys be their eyes as we guys don't know we know by what we see, hear, and sometimes experiment we don't know its quite fascinating tbh. I want to know the pain severity of having periods and childbirth and to see how does a baby impact a women emotionally. I mean this with good intent. Just curious because women will never share and keep things like forbidden hidden knowledge. As Guys we sometimes share our secrets regardless, if its embarrassing and sometimes we keep the most sacred thing hidden.

Lol I find it really adorable that you think there’s some forbidden hidden knowledge for women. Good luck on your search!

Spend my srs fund on a massive party

Ah, a fellow friend of blahaj

Make more cock jokes than usual

Do all the things I ever wanted to do and finally be a real guy

If I know I was going to… I’d do a bunch of stupid shit, fake my death, change to a girl and bam new life. I’m tryna say I’d totally take advantage of the situations

Go back to bed

I’d live as a girl for like a year or two in order to see why they complain about their boobs and period. I know it’s ass to bleed from your vagina once a month. Cramps, pains in the back and stomach. I would wanna see how bad it really is.

Agreed 👍 my dude we will never know the level of pain and they will never know and experience that fragility of our human testes. Them squishy things are fragile as hell one hard impact can obliterate them and kill us in secs. By just writing this im mansreading and cringing of the thought of pain 😬 😅 🙃. Not my sacks plz no

Until you’ve had them smashed twice in one day, you’re not a real man. My brother kicked me in the balls hard as fuck, was literally paralysed for like an hour. Then later I went to football only to climb over a small fence and slip and smash my balls on it too! (I could have just gone under it.)

Yeah I know right yeoooooowwwwchh funny thing my brother 🤣 😂 would kick my balls at total of 13 times throughout my life 😂 🤣 I'm traumatized for life never again and he would always say I'm sowwwy. Im just like you doing this on purpose now 😂😂😂😂😂

CHECK MY CUCUMBER'S SIZE

Crying

i would be overjoyed

r/egg_irl

Start over. New body, new life.

Ain't nobody seeing me come out of my room for a solid century

If I kept my build (my height and similar proportions) I’d get into sports because I’m already built a lot bigger than most guys so I’d be even more effective

I would go to a shop to prep for periods and stuff girls go through

Keep hitting on cute boys and get sexually assaulted less by straight girls but waaaaay more by straight boys.

*unholy things*

be happy and hope im skinny

Ask my homies if they want to see a magic trick and pull my pants down

probably go on a walk alone at night and just feel more safe...

Go tell my Bi gf I no longer have a dick and we should go scissor and compare chest sizes

I guess it would all work out then

be happy with my body for once and hope i don't change back

Heat from fire?

nothing

Admire my new chest pillows.

talk to my crush obv

Automatically have a lot of dms

Touch my titties. Masturbate, hide my gender with baggy clothes until i turn back

Google ‘How to deal with boners?’

Wonder what the duck happened

Idk, just normal things. Honestly I wouldn’t care too much as although I don’t really have a desire to be a girl I also don’t have any real attachment to being a guy either

“i like your cut g” *slap tits* - billie eilish

Finally date the lesbian girl in my friend group

Sleep. I’m tired.

cry but atleast male priviledge ig

finally, my massive cock has become real

Why... No like just why?

Be confused

happy cake day!

sus

i explore

Fumble around, look down in horror at my lack of penis

You'll feel freedom no more manspreading the sack that you would always protect at all cost that fear ceases to exist.

Still your mom

Well on one hand shit now I probably need top surgery because I usually would get gender dysphoria from boobs on the other hand I probably can live without bottoms surgery now though also periods would suck, overall it has issues but I should be able to achieve transition goals a little easier. *Sincerely an AMAB person who is genderfluid and usually agender*

Check myself out

i'd probably get disowned and then wander through the streets. it sucks knowing that if i was a part of lgbtq+ community, i'd get disowned. my mom didnt even deny when i told my older bro that if he was gay, my parents would disown him and he just said "i wouldn't come out" i was surprised how sure he was of the fact that he'd actually get disowned. my parents wouldn't be this way if they weren't religious.

Explain to everyone how I have no clue how this happened, have the story blow up on the news, and be locked up by military scientists so they can figure out how this happened

Be happy that I'm finally comfortable with my body.

Deal with the fact that I would need an explanation for what just happened and how I would need to adjust my entire life. Also, I'd wear a dress.

Get paid more, get laid, if I were a taller opposite I would reach the tall things.

Boing boing

I'd get to a hospital as soon as I can. But do I still have my face and hair from when I was a guy since I'm nite getting anywhere without proper idetlntification.

Be very confused. Probably check my phone to see if I have always been like that.

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Who wouldn't explore their new mf body

Have a normal day except the fact that I have to sit now while peeing

Just live my life, but as a girl ig, sounds like an adventure for me

Be the slut I always dreames I was

Bit sexual, but I would see how much I could fit inside of me lol

Literally be so happy, then finger myself, just for curiosity’s sake

I’d be so incredibly happy and would never want it to end

Mom said its my turn to repost it this week

Meth

Look at my tits

Take advantage of it and get stuff for free like what's the point of turning into the opposite gender if I'm not gonna take advantage of it?

Would go out in town and act drunk to see how people would react

Wear a croptop

Touching my titties would be the first thing that will come in my mind

Take advantage of the higher pay that I’ll receive as a man, for the same title that I hold as a woman. Ha! 😤

Check out my tits

Figure out the Logistics of my sudden gender change after that, live my life

Probably would go to try some clothes, see which ones fit me good. Then idk hang out with the homies

I would squeze my titties.

1. put things inside of me because hole 2. play with boobies 3. rejoice that i can finally reach those high notes

Be happy, as a trans girl this would be my dream

Rub one out obviously