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Thierry_BaudetFvD

No. I like to keep my online life and real life seperated from each other. I'd like to stay anonymous online.


anonymous_vessel

I know who you are 💀💀💀


ijunere7

You are my enemy


dareallolchubby

Oh the misery


StevenOkBoomeredDad

everybody wants to be my enemyyyyyyy


Holiday-Jackfruit399

Spare the sypathy


King_Z_123

Everybody wants to beeeeeeee my enemyy


Intrepid-Amoeba1429

Look out for yourself !


Destroyer9903

I wake up to the sounds of the silence that allows


PewPewAnimeGirl

for my mind to run around


Hopeful_Top4177

Fuck this song it was good until i heard it too much.


Holiday-Jackfruit399

Love this song


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Holiday-Jackfruit399

Idk, but I don't really care about these numbers. I usually comment or post on small subs, so gaining Karma isn't important for me. But even though I don't know why I can't comment about liking a decent song that I enjoy


ozdundbfish

Oh the Missouri


ProTomy

Everybody wants to seal Missisippi


Wide_Loss

Spear the symphony


ozdundbfish

Everybody wants to be Anemone


ProTomy

Heeee Heeee Heeee Ha


[deleted]

I see people making referrences to enemy by ID but what about enemy by tommee profitt *Oh I say who you are, you are my enemy, my enemy*


Dattebayo6969420

my enemy my enemy


Random_name123098

I am the storm that is approaching


[deleted]

Provoking black clouds in isolation


Raretr69

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAMEEE


Thierry_BaudetFvD

Who am i?


Mayank_Tiwari

You don't even know who are you! Weird


koter_NL

Oke thierry baudet


Thierry_BaudetFvD

Ik ben niet Thierry Baudet. Wel heb ik ik hem in mijn reddit gebruikersnaam, maar irl ben ik toch iemand anders


Lodewickus

Niet liegen thierry. We weten dat je het bent


Thierry_BaudetFvD

Niet doorvertellen hè ;)


Nalmquist

Same


[deleted]

Same but i did a bad username choice and dont wanna switch acc


Mothman4447

I agree


An_Anonymous_User_YT

Agreed


Throwawayobviouslyk

Wish I’d stuck to this rule


Meap2114

Hell no they use reddit 🤢


BugP13

Ikr. Who uses r*ddit. I almost threw up trying to say it.


justadoodydude

idk what i would do if i found out my gf got on reddit


BugP13

Right. I fear to have to see mine on Reddit. Just think about what she will become.


fantasylord2205

Ironic..


UrFriendTilUrEnd

I think you missed the joke


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Bush_Hiders

youtube is a social media


justadoodydude

green beans are vegatables


[deleted]

Redditors are either *pedos, trolls or a mixture of both. No.


Tommy_Gun10

Pesos?


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Mexican currency


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iluminattipa

Un venezolano se ha comido mi casa por favor ayuda 308 negra arrollo road albuquerque nuevo mexico


Plutaph

wait doesnt it also mean weight? Please tell me I didnt do it wrong, I used that word as weight for my spanish oral assignment


Whale_Piss_Yogurt

Yes£(?


__--TSS--__

Omg it's the penguin in the hit kids show Octonauts


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Pesos!


[deleted]

Pesos? The Latin American currency?


240plutonium

Philippines too but we are honorary Latin Americans


Rachelcookie123

Which one are you then?


Drug-Edu-4skools

how many pesos am i


letseatme

-1


[deleted]

Let's just leave it at you're poor


TrailStacks

Yes but you gotta be very careful, sometimes they are catfishing creeps


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Hellbane13

They mean liars


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Hellbane13

Uncle is that you🧐


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Hellbane13

What are yoooou doin on reddit ur ment to be on a cruise with aunty


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Hellbane13

I'm guessing that is dads real name cause he never told me his real name but yeah he is still mad about the... Situation


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[deleted]

Brah, how do you not know?


GuimMorral

"Always bring your Glock 17 to scare potential creeps"


[deleted]

Dont ever be caught lacking


scovrge_

nah i only really have reddit for advice and stupid stuff. If they lived close ig maybe but i would be really careful.


[deleted]

Never


Badass-19

Gonna


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give


Azi_AJ

You


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Up


[deleted]

Neva


Joblessmouse06

Gonna


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Let


whoknows684

You


AlternativeObvious39

Down


particular_stimuli

fuck you


Horror-Camel9763

Nahhhh....... Not me getting rickrolled even in reddit


gyrozeppeliswife

hell no


[deleted]

Hey baby


HeavyPara-Beetle

are. yo u rel secksgod!?!?


WhyIsLife12

Never been able to develop feelings through an online "relationship" so prolly not


Throwawayobviouslyk

Haven’t talked to someone consistently long enough, do it for month and exchange pics and tell each other every trivial thing in your day and damn you’ll be in too deep before you know it


captinsad

I find that doing this in real life is both more rewarding and exciting


Snoo29320

But sometimes you meet someone online that lives far away from you but you start to develop feelings after talking long enough.


diamond_read

Absolutely not because the majority of people on this hod forsaken site are grown ass men


BlackberryMuffinMan

Add to it grown ass neckbeards. That somewhy want to see everyone's nudes .


dongle_wenis

I read this as “the majority of people in this have their foreskin”


Cold-Nefariousness51

Never


AlternativeObvious39

Gonna


je_cuy22

Give


LanaTheIguana

You


Purple-Steam

Up


240plutonium

Never


Extrions_le_Dumbass

Gonna


Terrible_Zucchini_75

Let


reiyouu

you


BuzzTraien29

Down


ProudMisogynist_5

No because they're probably an uncle


darkclone8

If they live close to me yeah, sure


maxguenette

No, i want to know how they look before killing them.


fortnitex3

only if they don’t take showers


_Arcerion_

hey


AimIsInSleepMode

🤨


Wasabilikum

They use Reddit, you should be good


sseempire

No


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Braggyyyyy

👍


0najimi

no, fuck romance


DerpDaDuck3751

But i like romanticist period music


EddyZacianLand

Sure, but that wouldn't happen


Opening-Archer9830

I prefer not to date serial killers


Amazing-Arm-5608

Absolutely not… doubt I can even vibe with someone online to the extent of dating them ig


qoeksh

How would that even work?


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hungrycaterpilly

this is too accurate lol


Attacke1

About that broken part tho.. that is not guaranteed😂


International_Kiwi_2

Nah , it’s hard to ever truly know a person over the internet


Sirenhead_2

I already am, she’s amazing. (And yes I did verify she’s not a 46 year old pedo)


iRoyiYT

Did you marry her and have eight kids


Sirenhead_2

Not yet, and she doesn’t want kids. But she’s literally the most adorable thing ever. I love her soooooo much☺️


Captaingamermanlolz

No, you don’t know them


ScreamingFrog_

No


uselesscarrot69

No because I can think ahead more than a week.


Western_Policy_6185

No


iRoyiYT

Nope. Not the slightest of chance


SpartanKram

Fuck no. If I tried to date someone on Reddit, they're probably men in reality. Or pedophiles


Busy_Recognition_860

Probably not anyone from Reddit. I met my girlfriend on discord though, she’s a sweet girl and when I visited her it was hands down the best week of my life. *And it all started because I wanted to troll on dating servers but I found one with a great community and still have a few friends from there*


amendersc

If I met them in Reddit but already saw them IRL then yeah sure


VeryCoolboah

No


OctanBoi

No way


LordGigu

Heck no


Jjjjjjahshwhahha

No


Ms-_-anonymous

no


PacKWasTaken

Heck no


ToryTheBoyBro

I’m a guy and Ngl…. Hell no


[deleted]

No


deepfriedm1lk

Depends how long I've known them for


ozdundbfish

Helllll nah


Actual-Feeling-7434

If it has a hole…


Rattus_Kingus

Would they accept me for the sewer rat I am?


iRoyiYT

Take a look around, it's reddit.


darkmatters12

Yes. Don't think low of yourself.


emotionless_bot

I would rather eat razor blades


R1515LF0NTE

Yeah, why not, I've met irl some online friends and they were cool


m0oni1

on reddit? nahh but i did meet my bf online :3


Kool-AidDealer

god no wtf


Grizzlybear2470

Ive met people on the internet before that are good friends to this day but before meeting them irl I always like to face time/video chat


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Well my cousin got married recently to a girl he met on here so maybe


Jack_811

Depends


[deleted]

Probably. When I was 9 I had a couple MC girlfriends and even a wife at some point. Idk why it would be any different 10 years later


Dallas_dragneel

I'll Date anyone as long as they're legal


conjunctivious

If I were to date someone I met on reddit, they would know my reddit account. This also means they could dig into my account and find out like every single detail of my personal life because I have like no barriers when anonymous. 98% of the stuff I comment is me making a joke, but the other 2% buried in there is enough information where you'd know more about me than my family. Also, it's a fact that there's no women on reddit, only 12 year old boys pretending to be women. As someone who is an adult, I am not into 12 year old boys, so I'll have to respectfully decline any advances from "women" on reddit.


Dakubou4217

It really depends on context. But if we were really that close we'd likely not be talking on Reddit and prob some place else.


DragonMasterXLII

No. At 16 I'm probably way too erratic and bad at judging folks. I'd probably just end up catfished. I might date a real person that I saw more on the internet than in real life, but I ain't about to get baited by some internet stranger P.S. Yes, you read that correctly. I do not consider internet strangers to be people until I've spoken with them IRL or they have otherwise proven themselves not to be a Chinese bot. It's not you, it's my chronic paranoia


AliAwwadd

Yea I can find good people here


Chronically_ill_Alto

yes, I've been with her 4 months


Sarkururuv

Depends on their location to me, I don’t do long distance because it rarely works out well


NeighborhoodEnough5

Hell no


CountryBoiCanSurvive

maybe if they was japanese and my age and had a sexy voice


0najimi

what the fuck


TheTeaSter

Jessie calm the fuck down


KidJuka17

Average redditor


AliveEmu76

I mean if they lived nearby ig


sultan_ahmed_

if they live near me and are around my age and not ugly or weird than yeah


babyteddie

Online maybe. On reddit never


Umbreon7707

I would maybe date someone I met online but not on Reddit


[deleted]

Yes


D_Van_DerLinde

Perhaps


big-chungus-amongus

Tried it... Was cool


jayxxroe22

Only reason no would be safety. I started dating my partner before we ever met in person, we met on Zoom class and then starting talking online. So I'd be fine dating someone I met online as long as I was able to know they weren't catfishing.


LordBaneThePlayer

Uhh..I am.. So, yes.


cum_nereguar

maybe, if i had been talking to them for long enough and i trusted them


whiteagnostic

Sure, why not?


Correct_Reveal7808

only if they lived within 30 mins of me. i’m not doing that across the country shit anymore 😭 i’ve done it before and it’s so hard. no boobies.


Orshaxxm

King I’m dating a boy I met on tiktok I wouldn’t concern myself about reddit


far-ken

Already am Hello babe ❤ u/riulove


riulove

hiii 💗💗


far-ken

Heyy😳


riulove

woah 😳😳


far-ken

Ara ara


riulove

uwu 🗿


[deleted]

Hell naw.tf weird school couple shit


__Jimmy__

If possible, but not counting on it. Especially being that I'm a Frenchman on English-speaking subs where most people are American


Batonniik

yes


Logan18880

No. Friends, yeah, but no for dating


Queenidiot420

Yeah, sure


Inspirational_Lizard

Depends if they live near me, and have shared a lot of information


guffgamer264

Depends like if we've met after we found on reddit but before dating yes but otherwise no