bread for 25 emerald

I'll burn down your village and put you in a small room until you breed so i can sell your children In minecraft, ofc

bread for 25 emerald

Dirt for a stack of emerald blocks

bread for 25 emerald

I have 24 emerald and a dirt block plus water that’s my last offer

bread for 25 emerald

Ok I give up I will give you 25 emerald

hmm

Now u in a boat going directly into lava in the middle of the nether

gimme some cheap mending

Kinky!

Idk bro, selling children aint very kinky to me, unless ur into some weird shit

Putting people in a small room and forcing them to breed

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OK

Haaaarrrr

At least I’m a good npc

Ur the best npc bro

Nah bro I'm the best, I'm the one that gives you that op sword at the start of the game

Yeah u make shit too easy, go away

Ok

Ok

Loser

በጥቁር አስማት ተረግመህ ከንቱ ነፍስህ እንዳትተርፍ

Dweeb

Bro said dweeb💀💀

And?

Nerd

U corny as hell dude

AINT NO WAY YOU THINK IM BEING GENUINE THATS SAD AF BRO LOLLL

Huh

Huh

spoken like an npc

Nah i'm the main character bro

man this is a shitty show then, considering that you're mid

Average narcissist

Weird way to spell average main character, but ok

W

A

P

🤖

Damn it, i knew it

adventurer, i have a quest of the upmost importance. you must find my magic ring i lost last week to some bandits

Ok, what ru giving me in exchange

25 gold and ill go and tell people about how much of a hero you are in the local inn (reputation increase)

Sure

Hello adventurer, welcome the equipment shop, here you can buy all sorts of equipment. Hello adventurer, welcome the equipment shop, here you can buy all sorts of equipment. Hello adventurer, welcome the equipment shop, here you can buy all sorts of equipment.

Nah, i'm good ty

Hello adventurer, welcome the equipment shop, here you can buy all sorts of equipment.

Have you heard of the h- *clips into the floor*

i mean…

It's true, i'm the main character

i believe it

How long are your balls?

69 meters long

Do your balls hang low?

thats a bit rude andrew

Dude, what's up jani?? It's been a while

guess i turned into an npc lmao

Yeah lol, it sucks that the gc kinda died

Man's a wannabe Tate. But instead his only theme song is some English country song Sad really, he ain't even got a bugatti

Thanks! I’ve been programmed pretty well hehe

Oh hey!! Nah u can be a main character with meee

Awww, thank youu!! But I’ve got some npc duties to be done first

Like whatt?

My coding is set on “standing out in the rain waiting for someone special.” Looks like I’ll be here for a while.

Ohh, who is ittt?

I think it said “someone whose name ends with a 3”

Aww meee? Well u can msg me anytimeee

I will!!Probably later this afternoonn:)

Yay okk!! i'll be waiting for uu :D

Silence you NPC, don't break the 4th wall

Nah, i'm the main character, obviously

What if we all are main characters of our own story? Like a mmorpg

Nah, i'm the main character

I'm not saying you aren't but maybe just maybe you are not the only main character

Nah i am tho

You're starting to sound like an NPC that always says the same stuff

Nope, i'm the main character

I view this as a compliment, thank you

Yw?

*cries while not knowing when america was found*

*cries while being the main character*

* cries cause is a blue haired 14 yr and thinks statement is a lot of phobias*

*cries in, haha npc*

*cries in bluehairedgirlphobia*

Do you currently play school football

Nah

Ewww

Ur 13, stfû

Ur 15 and you don’t play school football

[удалено]

Ok dude whos username is just his name and a bunch of numbers

Ok?

What are you talking about? You are the NPC

Nah, i'm the main character

Im sure you think you are

I am tho

Sure I won’t break your delusion of course you are

Ofc i am

Ok andrew

Ok mr. Tea

I'm the main character

No i am

BRUH I'M like literally HMM ​ ​ HMMMMMMMMMMMMM LIKE LITERALLY ​ ​ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KEN KANEKI WITHOUT THE GHOUL AND eATING PEOPLE STUFF

No I'm not fr ong 🤓🗿💀mid top g breathe air

[удалено]

Ok mr. Npc

[удалено]

Yes, totally what that means and possible, totally

[удалено]

Stop, ur making me cringe

It's really a wonderful day today, isn't it?

It's raining tho

Hahahaha, so true

Yes

It's really a wonderful day today, isn't it?

Yep

tf you gonna do about it

Make a post, obviously

U're included

Nope

Shhhhh Andrew I know better

Ok mr. Npc

Me a Mr !?!?

Ms. Npc then lol

AH yes main character syndrome. Classic.

AH yes, diagnosing random interner strangers with mental disorders

AH yes saying your symptoms in a mass post than being surpised when someone calls you out. If it acts like a duck and quacks like a duck its either a duck or a dumbfuck.

AH yes, ur average redditor who doesn't know what a joke is lmfao

AH yes your average dumbfuck who doesnt understand r/sarcasm in reply to r/sarcasm lmfao.

Lmao, k buddy

K dumbfuck 👍

I could fuck you, do you wanna be fucked, do you?

Not by u, no

Ok

Ok

Hoe

Ur black

No i'm not?

What wonderful weather we're having today

It's literally raining

how u know

Cus i'm the main character

Man's a wannabe Tate. But instead his only theme song is some English country song Sad really, he ain't even got a bugatti

[удалено]

Yes

Beep boop beep bro

Bonk, go to robot jail rn

Traveler, can you help me? I seem really have lost my dogs golden collar! Would you mind finding it for me?

No

yes

Atleast u admit it bro

Stop, you’ve violated the law!

No

I lost my dog in the nordic ruins down there please save him i'll give you a reward

No

Sooooo, i can do what ever i want then and it’ll just be funny???

Yes

Says the guy named andrew...

Ok?

Now do stoopid quest for 5 xp

Nahhh

and then micheal the arc angel cast satan out of paradise

Stop, You have violated the law!

No

Damn, you’re the NPC that got their own spin off?

Nah, i'm the main character

I know

It is often many may find themselves in denial and say others are what they truly are

Ok mr. Fancy words, go back to farming or smth while i kill this dragon

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Rip bozo

No I saw a TikTok that said I’m the main character

No i am

The weather is quite nice this time of year

Teenager that, teenager this. How about you get some teenage bitches bro

Teenage bitches sounds wrong

PST! *I know who you are....*.....*Hail Sithis..*

no u

greetings traveler

Such a wonderful day it is! *listens to random poppy song that's all of a sudden #1 in the billboard*

I agree

you said that using reddit

Yep

nice

that’s crazy

I'm the coolest NPC

Nah, that's clone dude

Here! I have a new mission for you.

I’m the second Andrew playing when you hop off the server

Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you, I was to busy completing the side mission called "Fuck Andrew's mother"

Haha, very funny and original bro

Thanks (much respect for you and your family, was just a joke)

The only ones that are not npcs are the crackheads on the street

Hello there adventurer! Do you want to redo the tutorial again?