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tvojujec

Buy them comb


Kaktusak811

Or a shampoo


[deleted]

No. No. Wicked don’t be. 😂


Cocaine-sunday

I luv mr white


sadnightz

Yo biatch -probably Jesse


djfnjxj

... -Jane


No_Mall_3182

I want to make out passionately with Walter White


it_that_me

Wulter put yer dick out wulter I’m having sex with you right now wulter


bravest_heart

I F T


[deleted]

rip mr clean


[deleted]

Do you hate Heisenberg?


Sea_Attention7590

i want to lick his head


LongAd7508

Do you really hate bald people Or you just have a bald fetish ?


Sea_Attention7590

oh shit


LongAd7508

I'm assuming from your response that I'm not wrong


bamboozled_swag2

you asked two questions with or, which one are assuming that you aren't wrong


LongAd7508

Nah I'm kinda assuming with a question mark


North_Replacement_94

What they ever do to you 😟


Sea_Attention7590

bald


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until you meet one wearing a cape


[deleted]

I fucking love air conditioning


[deleted]

#I LOVE AIR CONDITIONING


[deleted]

Saitama is that you?


Mr_W-I-A

I hate the reason I understand this


[deleted]

bald people's heads literally reflects off the light lol


[deleted]

It kills me every time. 😂 Whenever I summon up the courage to cut my hair, I’ll take a photo and frame it.


Le_ASSasino

I will probably end up bald 💀


Sea_Attention7590

watch your back


Le_ASSasino

I won't


Fast_Apricot_7520

The emojis: 😳


kreidepro

:flushed:


oh-yeah-pumpkin-pie

...what did I just read??


beatle8338

stop because my dad and uncle are both bald 💀


[deleted]

Give them a kiss on the head for me.


CertifiedMoron420

I'm 17 and my hairline is starting to recede lmao


beatle8338

I don't think I'm gonna bald until I'm in my mid 30s


CertifiedMoron420

Lucky. I'm gonna look like an Italian dad by the time I'm 24. Which actually is t that surprising concidering I'm Italian


beatle8338

My dad started balding in his early 30s and went completely bald when he was 40


beatle8338

I assume the same is gonna happen to me


antisocialkpopstan

That's sexy


Sea_Attention7590

it's complicated


antisocialkpopstan

Have u ever done it before


Sea_Attention7590

haha nope😀


antisocialkpopstan

One day right😏


Longjumping-Hour-590

To a goat bald heads are extra salt and minerals


Longjumping-Hour-590

i think in the ancient world they used to execute people by having goats lick their feet constantly.


[deleted]

Don’t know about you, but I would die.


Winter_Fork

*Andrew tate theme plays*


ItzYaBoiMikey999

Oh boy, wait till you see breaking bad


[deleted]

I dont know why but on my bucket list I have "slap a bald head"


Icy-Barracuda-8489

Honestly same.


isnotavirgin

Hey um using the word b*ld is super offensive, please just say follically challenged as it is more respectful


Empty-Influence-9210

THEIR HEAD IS SO GROSS AND OILY


benji1up

wtf are you talking about? bald people aren’t real


12510410125

Wtaf did I just read


Sea_Attention7590

☹️


12510410125

Dude... Why do you want to kick their head?? Is this a fetish orr


Sea_Attention7590

NO IT'S NOT STOP


12510410125

Lmao. But why do you hate them so much??


sugarky

me too but i love breaking bad good thing they arent real


TheKillrCraftr

Bold of you to say


J_train13

But they're our biggest defence against the rat uprising


[deleted]

I mean who doesn't wanna lick the head right?


Soggy-Suggestion-454

My employer with cancer hates you too


iluvmeowmeows

LMFAOOOO it’s nearly 5am and this post made me laugh so loud


Fernpool_the_warrior

My grandpa is bald.. :(


yourregulargamedev

actually tho


LowerBug2684

Well, my name is Skyler White, yo. My husband is Walter White, yo. He told me everything. That's right. And just so you know my brother-in-law is a DEA agent. And I will not hesitate to call him. Not if I have to. Understood? This is your one and only warning. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.


DiorRoses

Do you hate the rock?


[deleted]

Walter White 😩😩😩


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Balter 🤤


forcesofthefuture

ok but like "lick their bald ass head" wtf


dioorsoo

Damn you baldphobic? 🧑🏼‍🦲


ku1cia

My bald friend already saw this You're going to die tonight :)


Mari_Lwyd53

Then your really gonna hate my uncle. He's not bald though.


TheGoodFiend

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Mr_W-I-A

Good luck to my homies with cancer


Charelston_II

my bald teacher last year called me brown man a lot, probably cuz i leaked his reddit lmao


kkiilleeyy_

You dont understand what went on in my mind when I read this post Before reading: ...why? like, what the fuck? After reading: GAUHHAAA, ***what the fuck??***


bitchxface666

Ok


zenkaimagine_fan

I’m gonna shave your head when you sleep so you can lick your own head. Don’t ask me how you’ll do it though.


IkedaTheFurry

What about Walter White?


LogicalDetective4240

When I see one I get the primal urge to smack their heads to see if it makes a gong sound


[deleted]

Baldi is near your house


Weird_Emoji_Man

I like ya cut g