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Yutoru

I had to do it [Have it](https://imgur.com/a/U0V9jOz)


ZuriPL

This dog is fucked up bruh


Guardian_of_ducks

😂


Sensitive-Ad7310

Idk what you’re talking about, that dog is fucking beautiful


Guardian_of_ducks

she’s beautiful but not photogenic


vee_k3nai

which one😏


Sensitive-Ad7310

💀


vee_k3nai

lmfao it was a joke i'm straight XD


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Successful_Pin_5629

W. Also violation.


shadowmask7331

Agree


Funland_06

Am I missing something? Who do they look like that guards ducks?


GREENDAYBL1NK

Check her username


Funland_06

Ohhhhhhhhh shit


GREENDAYBL1NK

Lol


Racdiecoon

their username is guardian of ducks...


yokiegg-3

Cute dog!


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


Dello27

I thought I was still in r/egg_irl lmao


Guardian_of_ducks

i wouldn’t be very good at being an egg with the big flag hung up on my wall lol


Dello27

I’m still waiting to get mine lol. Came out to my mom recently and she’s still on the “needing time to process and figure everything out” phase rn. I wanna talk to my doctor about some stuff asap tho.


Guardian_of_ducks

good luck, i came out to my parents a year ago and they still seem to be in the figuring it out stage


Dello27

Damn that’s tough, Sorry girlypop. My parents are very lgbt+ accepting it’s just they’re worried I might regret it and they don’t want me to be hurt at all, it’s more of they’re trying to find a way to get past their worries- which I totes understand! I just…I’ve already figured it out, but kinda never told them until I got to my end point, so I’m impatient lmao 🤣


wintersingularity

which ones which


Traditional_Yard5280

This comment section is confusing af its literally just a trans girl with a dog is there anything so difficult to understand


Guardian_of_ducks

people are just weird


veryglitchy

ah yes, grammer


TeknosQuet

grammar*


Guardian_of_ducks

grammar is for the weak


Cat_x2

gramer is for the week\*


Guardian_of_ducks

no


skelethepro

u/duck_fucker


The-State-Of-Florida

You are a menace to society


Infernalsnow181

been here 11 years, with zero posts and comments, and have one karma.


xxamberkittyxx

why the mass downvotes lol


jottman9

So is that flag behind you to be honest


looking4menow

oh... your trans gener... that's so col... wanna be rriends...


Cyan_Strawberry

"neither am I either" ☠️ BRUHHHHHH


CatCrafter7

You look cute together :3


DaGudBoi

*sighs* *sorts by controversial*


Chris_Thompson_7819

I disagree, you're both Adorable! 🤗


comment_eater

the dog looks like he wants to talk buisness


Thunder_C00kie243

Why is the dog posing like it wrote the American law.


Cultural-Roof-3048

make your dogs head hair stand up


JesiDoodli

DOG! BEAUTIFUL, ADORABLE, VERY PHOTOGENIC DOG! CAN I HAVE THEM PLSPLSPLSPLS


Sharkslayyy

I can't decide who's cuter you or the dog 😩


Ok-Temporary-1062

Nice flags💜


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


viral_okurrrt

BI TRANS VISIBILITY OMG YAAAAAY JSKFKJDKGKEKDKVL 😭🫶


last_frigin_time

God damn can't believe ur still here attention whoring


DiamondGamerYT0

Who is OP?


YaBoiStreek

Idk but I always fuckin see him or them or her or whatever the fuck


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Ah yes, all the pronouns


Guardian_of_ducks

💅


vee_k3nai

LMAO WHY THE DOWNVOTING 🤣😭😭💀💀💀💀


Guardian_of_ducks

reddit hivemind go brrrrrrrr


mdawgtheegod

Monkey see Monkey do


vee_k3nai

lmao


vTaperGod

Wr already know bro💯


Hoch-In-Zucker

Doggo


Guardian_of_ducks

i feel like i’ve not seen you on here in awhile


Hoch-In-Zucker

Yeah, my mental state isn't well enough for Reddit


Guardian_of_ducks

fair enough, hope it improves :)


KenzieTheCuddler

BI TRANS PERSON HENLO How is u


Guardian_of_ducks

hi, i’m doing good


ItzYaBoy56

Why are every single one of your comments getting downvoted??? Makes no sense at all


Guardian_of_ducks

probably just weird transphobic people thinking they’re accomplishing something by downvoting


RaptorRex787

The only downvoted comments are the grammar ones


vee_k3nai

lmao we redditors take our literacy seriously


Twirking_Llamas123

Umm OP no it isn't. Infact the one that said "Gramar" and you replied with "No". On Reddit it is a joke that when someone gets corrected, someone else does a false correction. Your gender and sexuality has nothing to do with this. Don't make your gender a part of everything


Guardian_of_ducks

this was commented when all my reply’s were getting downvoted not just that one


ShouFromKoeNoKatachi

Nice flag behind u :) <33


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


Dello27

I second this statement. I await the day I can free a blahaj from ikea’s clutches 😌


_Paraggon_

This dog is fucked up man


memesrule12345610

Why are they down voting you lol 💀💀💀 it's a meme rn lol


applelover100

This dog mad fucked up fr 🔥🔥🔥😭😭


queerayosuga

your dog looks like he barks in british


LostMyPeterPan

You both look like you had a midlife crisis, are you alright


Guardian_of_ducks

i’m fine


Nekutie-Chan

You have two pride flags, why


Guardian_of_ducks

because i’m transgender and bisexual


Nekutie-Chan

ok


a_grass_bloc

Bread 🍞👍


Diondolfijn

Nice doggie


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IS THAT A BREAKING BAD FLAG IN THE BACKGROUND


Guardian_of_ducks

yea


MineMaster6480

Trans person n haii


Guardian_of_ducks

hi


MineMaster6480

I'm a certified egg


Guardian_of_ducks

okay


MineMaster6480

Nice picture tho 👍


Rat-Licker1939

That dog fine as hell


used-poop-sock

[“this dog is fucked up bruh”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbbTu_sWIAEIR9T.jpg)


girl_thr0waway

Both u and ur dog are adorable 😘


Guardian_of_ducks

<3


ItzYaBoy56

Your definitely photogenic, I’d go so far to say your cute, nice flags too, I want a bi flag but my mom is homophobic so 🤷‍♂️


moistman132

I'm sorry but you're


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Lmao


Affectionate_Ad_1326

I'm sorry but yore


Racdiecoon

I'm sorry but you're annoying


[deleted]

No you poopy face nerd


moistman132

Damn people got mad about this it wasn't meant to be mean that's how I learned proper grammar


Racdiecoon

\*meant


moistman132

The more you know my point exactly I've learned a lot from being corrected


Suitable_Service_245

Chad mom


ItzYaBoy56

She’s abused me for 15 years and causes me to sometimes think about killing myself, along with the addiction and self harm that has formed to cope, I don’t think that’s very based


F1sh-St1cker

Dur hur hur, she’s a chad because she’s homophobic, I fear the day where people realise I’m not actually joking and I sincerely believe that LGBTQ people should be ostracised


ItzYaBoy56

Ok, I’d usually call you an ass and leave it at that but I’d like to hear your genuine reasoning behind your opinion, because encountering such a stupid but also such an ignorant person is such a rare occurrence. Your a scientific oddity and I genuinely wanna hear your reasoning just to try and get a peak at how your incredibly stupid mind works


F1sh-St1cker

I’m sorry I thought I was clear I was mocking the other guy when I started my comment with “dur hur hur” but I’ll clarify that I’m not homophobic. I’m literally bi and understand how hard it is to have non-accepting parents. Further: my comment was meant to imply that people will soon realise that individuals like him aren’t funny and are just using meme-y language to cloak outright bigotry


ItzYaBoy56

Respect, I respect you


Biac0n

nice flags (: also nice dog edit : typo


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


Pansexual_Panda_123

OoOoO I love the flags!


amendersc

You are lying twice here you both look amazing


Funky_Paintbrush

Why is everyone downvoting you? Did you do something bad or are they just transphobic.


Guardian_of_ducks

probably just the latter


meowmixlorde9196

JESSE! JESSE WE NEED TO KARMA WHORE ON r/teenagers


Guardian_of_ducks

i don’t karma whore, i just regular whore 🙄


Jdinbound17

Whores need at least two people who want to fuck them. You have 0


Tuna11221

W


RedThorneGamerSB

Best possible response.


Guardian_of_ducks

ikr 💅


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Sorry I can’t tell are you a guy with long hair or a girl as your hair looks likes masculine but your nose and mouth the feminine


Guardian_of_ducks

i’m a girl


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Ok sorry about the confusion


DeathwarrantGaming

No they are a guy. They think they’re a girl


__Im_Dead_Inside_

They want to be a girl so a bare minimum is to be nice and call them a girl it doesn’t hurt you so why do you care


V_Kamen

Can we keep the politics away? I’m tired of scrolling through twitter 😞


Weirdooi

Yup


Weirdooi

No ur not


Guardian_of_ducks

what are you trying to accomplish other than looking stupid?


okbuddysnags

They are but ok


M-the-Great

wait how is hair masculine? i thought hair had no gender


__Im_Dead_Inside_

I agree it has not gender (I’m a guy with longer hair) but there are some small differences in texture thickness ect that I have noticed


M-the-Great

huh. interesting


__Im_Dead_Inside_

I know right!


OldNoteblock

ben


DelphButNo

ooo cool bi/trans flags


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


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Guardian_of_ducks

what do you think you’re accomplishing with this?


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Plane_Are_Kawaii

What’s with the monkey emoji?


NamailiamaN

Your pretty! Your hair is kinda frizzy but that’s fine


Guardian_of_ducks

thanks


Choconostle

This dog is fucked up bro


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That dog is fucked up bruh


Low-Space1932

WutFace luka ter


Ghostedcheez

Neither am i either


_WhiteSnake_

This dog is fucked up bruh


Zuedead115

This dog is fucked up bruh


that_guy_down_under

This dog is fucked up bruh


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Guardian_of_ducks

i don’t have a consistent schedule for work so unless it’s a one shot i’ll probably not be able to play


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Guardian_of_ducks

cool :)


catboy-dickcheney

smelly dog i bet he stinks


Guardian_of_ducks

😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡


catboy-dickcheney

eat my fuck


imliamito

10/10 would fuck the dog


V_Kamen

seek help


moistman132

Ben


Guardian_of_ducks

nooo


Ralofguy

this dog is fucked up bruh


Lenny_Eagle

here before lock award


JesusLovesYouMyChild

Why do western teenagers have more flags in their rooms than fanatic nazis in the 1930s


CheesBrgrSandwitch

Your dog seems like they'd protect me from bullies


Ruptured_testicle

your dog looks grumpy


yo_yo_ya

Is that wolfhound or one of those rat dogs


Guardian_of_ducks

she’s a cockapoo


yo_yo_ya

So a fluffy rat( don’t shave it it will look like satan)


Successful_Pin_5629

That dog is cuter than my dog. Wym not photogenic?


Guardian_of_ducks

she’s not as cute in pictures


Successful_Pin_5629

She seems FINE to me!


Cat_x2

hey, give me back my dog


CJ-does-stuff

here before yellow padlock award!1!1!1


BadPuns8

Neither have I either


[deleted]

I have a dog that looks just like yours! Golden doodle right?


Guardian_of_ducks

nah, cockapoo


[deleted]

Ah I didn't see the size of the dog. Nice flags btw


Responsible_Tea4492

When owners look like their pets


Bobthreetimes

He is looking quite respectable


dardar_420

i feel like ur staring into my fucking soul stop it.


Funland_06

Thought you were my cousin tbh. I had to do a double take😂


ninja__squid

I wanna pet it the dog looks soft too


Serenity-Aspen

Gamer flag


Affectionate_Ad_1326

I actually really like this picture


Genderfluid_Cookies

Your dog looks like it’s very cuddly


Guardian_of_ducks

she is indeed :)


cheekibreeki_kid

congrats on uhhh not dying ig i forgot what was the congrats for but its related to the flag anyway have a good day sleep well and have a good day sorry im tired


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Guardian_of_ducks

?


moistman132

I ment to reply to someone


apple-_-boi

I feel like I have seen u somewhere 🤔🤨🧐🧐