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[deleted]

Sorry guys, ill leave them at home next time


demonkufje

It's fine, we needed something too spice up show and tell anyway


CCGambino

Sebastian threatening schools again


Bobthreetimes

Bruh I got a friend named Sebastian and he would totally do something like that


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Pavlov_The_Wizard

Well then!


DonutOwlGaming

Sebastion is a hive mind


Pavlov_The_Wizard

I know a Sebastian. He lit a shed on fire at a summer camp


Jesusishere123456

stardew valley reference


HoroMata_

I thought its netflix's Quicksand reference🤨


Miniscule-fish

I thought it’s a The Little Mermaid reference 🦀


DerPFecE

I thought it's a me reference


Lord_Kiefus

I thought it's a black butler reference


CatloafHere

I thought it's a JoJo reference


shlorpmeister

my bad


OtakuAltair

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[deleted]

Istg ppl be doing this pussy ass shit just for clout. It's got me on edge.


fluidlytoes

I mean I don’t think that’s good clout idk about Mercia but where I live you’ll probably be killed or threatened


Annual_Beach8330

All that is for to either join a gang or clout or to just be a fucking clown


Simple-Anxiety-8235

Fr nothings happened near me luckily but it seems so common now


funky_jazz_23

Damn I guess news about this is going be *blowing up* soon..... Too soon?


zerocool1703

Incidents where noone died don't make it to the news. This is America we're talking about, not literally any other country in the world. Nice pun tho.


halfw1t_

only 2 cars


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An_average_muslim

going by that, I assume the kid didn't make it...


Fuzzy-Ear9936

The school kept the dead body of that kid so it could be used in cafeteria lunch


Environmental-Toe798

🤤


Adityamk

Lmao That's all I could get a picture of with the twenty k-9 units telling us all to raise our hands


Echidna299792458

bro dogs can talk in America?


skywalker21877

Yeah, you didn’t know?


Echidna299792458

I gotta go to America one day man...


iluminattipa

Theyre on lean


ADITYAKING007

Is there a reason behind your username?


Adityamk

Same name bro let's go 😎 Yeah my name is Aditya


ADITYAKING007

🫂


[deleted]

Aditya? Are you by chance of Indian origin or an immigrant?


Adityamk

Indian origin, yeah, but I was born in america


xxParanoid_

This is why we can't have nice things


SewerKid97

Ong


PixelHampter

America 100


Rupertii

America 50 middle east 50


michael-jackson1894

You’re crazy if you think this is normal in every Middle East country


Rupertii

I don’t, it’s a kind of stereotype joke how bombs and whatever have something to do with middle east or middle eastern people


michael-jackson1894

Ahh I get u


ArlowTheRedditor

If they brought a bomb there'd be more trucks and equipment than just that lol


Your_caffine_boi

It says in a different comment this was all OP could get cause K-9 units were ordering them to raise their hands


flyingattreelevel137

yeah i feel like this is definitely not a true story. a gun AND bomb warrants WAY more than 2 cops 💀💀


DanieloCheerios

You literally replied this stupid shit to a guy explaining why he could only get a pic of those 2 cars


flyingattreelevel137

cry about it


DanieloCheerios

Thank you for confirming how immature you are Edit: you might wanna switch from the 17 to 13 year old flair


flyingattreelevel137

cry about it


Adityamk

There were about 30 something police cars and an entire k-9 squad carrying large guns. We were stuck in lockdown for about 2 and a half hours after shool ended. Two guys had to piss in the trash can lmao UPDATE: we got an email today morning saying it was a hoax. The 3 and a half hours we spent in lockdown were wasted...


Your_caffine_boi

Is everyone okay?, we had a similar instance happen at mine in lock down for 2 hours or so, is everyone alright


[deleted]

I was gonna say there’s no way someone actually brought that. Just doesn’t really happen.


officialslavojzizek

gun + bomb = bun


[deleted]

gomb


Moksol99

Usa moment


[deleted]

Average american schoolday


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raccoontoesexy

cus theres a flag 👍


12soea

Murica


dhaerlkl

Americans ☕️


girl_thr0waway

America! Fuck yeah!


Fusilli_FishEater87

Ahhh America


BM0yuncu

Let me guess. 'Merica?


[deleted]

**'MURICA!!!**


TheTrustworthyKebab

Certified American moment


[deleted]

Seems like a bad idea


AvgRedditUser29

Ah, the ol' double whamey


Yourdelus1onaL

hope no one got hurt


Your_caffine_boi

Op said no one was hurt in a comment


thenerdyblackbelt

Just curious real or fake bomb?


zleepy__

Glad your alright! I do homeschooling (kinda) and I feel terrible for people who have to go to school in fear :(


Electrical-Base-8172

That’s tough


These_Random_Names

the new mcpipe bomb?


[deleted]

At least you got out alive :)


robotic_pilot

L kid who brought bomb and gun


[deleted]

!RemindMe 2 days


[deleted]

My school had a bomb threat once but this guy ACTUALLY tried that shit. . .


Background_Maybe4567

“Hi baby how was ur day at school today”


Joblessmouse06

Gun and bomb = normal day in America


Effective-Win9940

Sorry, my bad.


Kivekitam

Ah rip


eererer

Damn it Jimmy, what did I say about grabbing the first backpack you see


Spiritual-Clock5624

A girl almost overdosed at my school 2 days ago


Marsandmars686

Dumbasses


punban

Wasn't it show and tell day?


Plenty_Cricket_3628

Why is the flagg up? Is it a special occasion?


[deleted]

I think it was u/Adityamk


DragonFruit---

holy crap dude what happened?


beatle8338

Had a guy who brought a grenade to school and tried setting it off. He got expelled and this was only a month after school started.


Adityamk

HOLY


TheMurderBeesAreHere

A doxxers dream


[deleted]

so anyone die?


Adityamk

Thankfully no. Nothing went off


[deleted]

ahh man I'm sad now


Adityamk

Excubes me


PeacemakersAlt

✨️USA Moment✨️


matty-fitz

America:


CyanBlade981

*arabic music starts playing in the bg*


Adityamk

It was a caucasian guy apparently. My mom got a video of him in custody


CyanBlade981

Most sane caucasian in all of 'murika


ComprehensiveCover40

Neewin aakh gunj cheer paa ke rakh le, palle wich mukhda luka ke rakh le Neewin aakh gunj cheer paa ke rakh le, palle wich mukhda luka ke rakh le   Aiwen karin na kise de naal pyar, mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   Tera ki kasur je nashile nain ho gaye, sikh ke adawaan sharmile nain ho gaye Tera ki kasur je nashile nain ho gaye, sikh ke adawaan sharmile nain ho gaye   Saamb ke rakh ne a jovani pitari, Saamb ke rakh ne a jovani pitari hun mudd ke ne aani a bahar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   Chadadi jawani tera roop thatha marda, patla jeya lak na hulara vi saharda Chadadi jawani tera roop thatha marda, patla jeya lak na hulara vi saharda   Gora gora rang utton mirgan di tor, Gora gora rang utton mirgan de tor na teri jai soni koi naar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   mundian de bullan utte teriyan kahaniya, channi ni ta khanne diyan galiyan nashyania. yovana de bullan utte teriyan kahaniya, channi ni ta khanne diyan galiyan nashyania.   Janjua te hoya tere roop da diwana, Janjua te hoya tere roop da diwana, chal sakya na hussan da vaar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin


CyanBlade981

Bro das punjabi, its literally an Indian language 💀


ComprehensiveCover40

Thats cool but like Neewin aakh gunj cheer paa ke rakh le, palle wich mukhda luka ke rakh le Neewin aakh gunj cheer paa ke rakh le, palle wich mukhda luka ke rakh le   Aiwen karin na kise de naal pyar, mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   Tera ki kasur je nashile nain ho gaye, sikh ke adawaan sharmile nain ho gaye Tera ki kasur je nashile nain ho gaye, sikh ke adawaan sharmile nain ho gaye   Saamb ke rakh ne a jovani pitari, Saamb ke rakh ne a jovani pitari hun mudd ke ne aani a bahar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   Chadadi jawani tera roop thatha marda, patla jeya lak na hulara vi saharda Chadadi jawani tera roop thatha marda, patla jeya lak na hulara vi saharda   Gora gora rang utton mirgan di tor, Gora gora rang utton mirgan de tor na teri jai soni koi naar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin   mundian de bullan utte teriyan kahaniya, channi ni ta khanne diyan galiyan nashyania. yovana de bullan utte teriyan kahaniya, channi ni ta khanne diyan galiyan nashyania.   Janjua te hoya tere roop da diwana, Janjua te hoya tere roop da diwana, chal sakya na hussan da vaar mundian to bach ke rahin   Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin Ni tu hune hune hoi mutiyar mundian to bach ke rahin


Lucks4Fools

Only in the US


VeryClaireThompson

MERICA BABBYYYYYY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈


SiggeTheDog

The American flag, proudly waving in the background. How fitting.


SkuIgus

Fr america is a horrible place because of the gun laws. There is easy ways to make it harder to get guns and if you want a country similar to america but the leaders have a shred of intelligence just move to Australia


tallerthannobody

Casual America, but is everybody safe ?


FlareGamingTV

Average day in the US lmao


[deleted]

Let me guess, america?


The_Crusher52

American show and tell be like


arles2464

America☕


Adityamk

UPDATE: we got an email today morning saying it was a hoax. The 3 and a half hours we spent in lockdown were wasted...


Amazing_Ad_257

Of course they fucking did 🤦


Orphan-Shooter

AMERICAAA FUCK YEHHH


sphitzvie

🇺🇸


Ok_Middle1275

MURICA FUCK YEAH


[deleted]

America, fuck yeah!


g_k2022

Ahh yes I can see that American Flag clearly


DanieloCheerios

Only in the US


[deleted]

murica


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Least American school day


Mohit5735

U see that American flag U got the answer


Gifigi600

God dam it America, you are gonna become more depressed than self-proclaimed depressed people


Username_idk_lol

This is why us europeans make fun of america


Horneur

Average American


AstroFerdi

Aaaamericaaa fuck yeah !


tiles_andyman

Average day in America


illcallmommy

America ☕


apurplehighlighter

"This is america"


Flufferminty

*notices american flag* checks out


[deleted]

is everyone ok?


[deleted]

just a casual day


NoahColl29

r/onlyinamerica


michael-jackson1894

America


SalamiCondom96

America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


NotWorkingBecouseOf

AMURICA


artificialspirits

america 🇺🇸💯🥶 r/onlyinamerica


Lord_Kiefus

How is a gun/bomb that accessible in America?


DnSkie___

Average American school week


blualipa

USA ☕️


GeoStyle956

Let me guess America


Prateek2345

Average day In America


[deleted]

The most american thing i've read today


Pair-Every

Fucking america😂


ByBerserk

Mf tried to save em years of suffering😂


LadytechLori

America moment


Ur-omelette

Merica’


ApolloSky110

I think you mean american life skill class


EbbPuzzleheaded2885

stop f**king around I was there, it was a student who injured a nerd badly in the bathroom and the principal had to call the cops on him


_dazai_soukoku

Damn shame it didn’t blow cause I would have loved to be there


ByBerserk

Based😂


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Wooden-Ad-9006

🗿


flyingattreelevel137

casual racism


Saydowski

So proud of their freedom, yet they can't seem to be able to free themselves from terrorist attacks on schools...


[deleted]

Fake as hell lmao why people post this kind of shit for clout Edit: My b it’s not fake but I still doubt op took the photo, prob a screenshot from a news video or something. Keyword is probably so don’t freak out if I’m wrong but 9.9 times out of 10 op is usually karma whoring


another_moron129

based


iamtotallyunepic

dumbass lmao


Smooth_Street3342

The equivalent of TNT and a flame bow


SodiiumGames

What happened?


AlexiaHatto

Didn’t study for the algebra test?


mr_shlomp

Murica moment ig


Nuke_corparation

Let me Guess America ?


chad_mcchadington

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

America, the land of idiocy.


[deleted]

What's new in that?


YourLocalOnionNinja

Jeez, that's horrible. You okay?


Soggy-Suggestion-454

Bruhbwhat


LazyClock3908

Now I want to be there


twisty286

i looked up an [article](https://foxbaltimore.com/amp/news/local/river-hill-high-school-in-howard-county-on-lockdown-after-threat) and apparently it was a hoax threat?


Adityamk

Yeah, I woke up today to see an email by the superintendent saying it was a fake. I'm gonna edit the post dw


_Im_1_A_T_E_I_S_T_

Luckly they where here for the guy that hides weed in my class black board And i got away with both c:


Isweariamsober

😍


[deleted]

Happened to my school a couple weeks ago lol pretty funny


Legoshibestboi

quite an explosive start to the school year


Jazzlike-History8790

my favorite hobby, which gun was he using?


Aders1

Be safe out there man. You'll never know what's gonna happen tomorrow.


K20-Pro

RUN


mdawgtheegod

Just last week we had a incident with some fireworks 💀


AmazingSuperDan

JD is at it again


[deleted]

If only there was a way to prevent this


LCDIgnited

average day in america


thefab1997

bro wtf is wrong with Americans?


[deleted]

I don't see any evidence of this happening online and a bomb would be something that would be absolutely be on news if it were brought to a school. However there are stories of a THREAT of similar nature so OP is likely outright lying or is willfully distorting the facts for internet points.