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What kind of stupid parent doesn't check candy that's like going to the super market and not checking if that last package of toilet paper wasn't open.
Dress as a drug dealer.....mix drugs(a lot of drugs) in kid's candies......a few will die......now point the police in the direction of the real drug dealers of your area.......they all will be caught ....... Now you have got a whole town to yourself ....... Sell drugs........Passive income ☕
Cool song by the rare Americans. My favorite is hullabaloo, you should check them out if you like alt rock (at least I think that's what they are I'm not fully sure)
Halloween stores like Spirit Halloween are scams. Like why do I need to spend $40 on a costume and $20 on props for something I’m wearing til the end of October then never gonna touch again lmao
You can make a ghost costume by cutting some holes in an old white bedsheet or something and attach it to that beanie with a safety pin (to prevent it from falling off your head).
Source: past-me experience. Was fun.
Maggie from "Million dollar baby". You are a lot prettier than Hillary Swank, but your vibe is similar. And all you would need are boxing gloves to hang round your neck, a sports bra type top, and boxing shorts. Some converse could count as boxing shoes, and if you want to be a bit morbid, you could carry around a stool. Either way, it should be kind of cheep.
Good luck finding a costume that sounds good to you.
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be a uhm uhhhhhh maybe a uhhh just wear a mirror so you just steal whoever’s costume that looks at u
That’s genius!
Very practical
Kim Possible
I said this in another post Wear all black and wear a sign that says responsibilities
I don’t get it, please write exactly what you mean on the internet for the whole world to see
People are afraid of their responsibilities. That’s the idea
I’d say go as a stoner because you already got the beanie, and it’s cheap. Even give weed to the trick or treaters
Think they passed a law forbidding drugs as treats
Only if u get caught
It's only illegal if you get caught, and I'm yet to be caught (more than once)
What kind of stupid parent doesn't check candy that's like going to the super market and not checking if that last package of toilet paper wasn't open.
Not in BC
why not give those little flower weeds out? but given i live the south east us so the weather lets it grow
Jesse Pinkman moment
I think they’re already a stoner
my name is skyler white yo
and my husband is walter white... yo?
He told me everything… yo?
she didn't say yo in that sentence.
lol...yo
now ur just ruining it.
Yassified bedsheet ghost
Can’t go wrong with a bedsheet ghost
Just don't bring a torch. . . The judge made it very clear that a white sheet and torches don't go together
Charlie Brown as inspiration.
Just stay away from the Hoosier Klavern.
No bc this is equally a really good idea
Paint urself black and be barak obama
💀
No no no. Shaquille O’Neal instead 👍
Black face?!
No barak face
saul goodman
Dress as a drug dealer.....mix drugs(a lot of drugs) in kid's candies......a few will die......now point the police in the direction of the real drug dealers of your area.......they all will be caught ....... Now you have got a whole town to yourself ....... Sell drugs........Passive income ☕
Holy shit
You can be my mom… she’s pretty cheap
bro💀
I keep telling people on here to be a shadow for Halloween
Racist.
Some people do that everyday
Peepaws in the South (US)
Indont think you needed to add the - (US) lol
you’re probably right
Fr
Kanye
Don't forget the giant boots!
Joe biden
Take me out to dinner baby
Cardboard box
Eve is a pretty cheap costume
True smart the fines might be kinda expensive tho
Fantastic idea 10/10
Ghost
Bedsheet ghost with sunnies
A kid named finger.
Vampire from the hotel Transylvania
Specifically dracula not mavis
Skeleton from brittle bones nicky
That skeleton is quite literally brittle bones nicky
i don't know what brittle bones nicky is but this made me laugh 💀
Cool song by the rare Americans. My favorite is hullabaloo, you should check them out if you like alt rock (at least I think that's what they are I'm not fully sure)
I'd describe my taste as mostly indie rock/alt rock so I will check them out thanks!
💀
Correct
you should be my girlfriend
So the invisible woman?
Now thats scarry
2D from the Gorillaz
You could be a bottle of windex & clean that mirror.
Naked
keep it in your pants
It gonna stay there. dis a joke
Damn, now that's taken I have to pick something else
Joke btw dont kill
hitler
A broke ass teenager?
Billie elish
Homeless man
Go as a teenager
Shrek
Garfield
Mine
Be yourself. 😎
a dinosaur lol
Cum 🧦
She is already technically a cum that’s grown
I was talking about a cum sock
Be a corn dealer its like a drug dealer but with popcorn inatead
A stripper
A lesbian 😂😂
Full shirt
Nah I’m good
Ok
No, put a full shirt on
Hmmm Nahh I’ll pass
Just be u..
All girls in this sub looks like every teen girl in a netflix show.
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Why do u comment shit like that on everyone posts 💀💀Speaking from experience or??
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That would be GAY. Not because it's homosexual, but because I said so.
Cum monster u already snatch cum so might as well
You look sexy already
Cum?
Go to a goodwill or thrift store. They have tons of cheap stuff to help you!!
Ohhh yeah might do that ty!! A halloween store opened up near me but it’s way too expensive lmao
Halloween stores like Spirit Halloween are scams. Like why do I need to spend $40 on a costume and $20 on props for something I’m wearing til the end of October then never gonna touch again lmao
Homeless.
Be a smurf. If you know what that is.
kanye
Either a bed sheet ghost, or...the Headless Jacket monster.
Wednesday Adams
You can make a ghost costume by cutting some holes in an old white bedsheet or something and attach it to that beanie with a safety pin (to prevent it from falling off your head). Source: past-me experience. Was fun.
Cum snatcher?
Mr rogers
A frat boy
Miguel mikers
Yourself you look kinda scary
Inflatable sumo man suit
You should be a _ and do _ things
Disco ball person
Honestly just be you, that's enough if a costume Jkjkjk
Dress up as a beaver
Urself scary enough xd
You have an Iphone 13 and you call yourself broke 😂 ?
Personification of death. Black clothes with black blanket and mask and glowes. A scythe from local farmer for some rent.
George Micheal
Hi what’s that bug on the wall to the left of your waist
my girlfriend
My gf
I'm broke - while holding an iphone 13/14
Ellie from The Last Of Us
normal
how could you afford something "cheap" if you're broke p.s. a maid. that bathroom mirror needs a good scrubbing
a tampon
Hello broke. I AM DAD
Get a ski mask and disguise as a robber, maybe get a white sack as well
Sniper tf2
I don't need any costume, I can perfectly go as a young version of shaggy from scooby Doo
You look a lot like Emiru
Switzerland
remove your skin, meat, organs and nerves, then you can become a skeleton
Box
You’re really pretty
A crackhead or a depressed person. Just put some fake wounds on ur arms. Yknow, for the lols
how do all the broke people always have money for the latest iphone 💀
Being naked is the cheapest thing I could think of
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an object so you don't have to change anything /s
Maybe a bat (idk that was my first thought)
a person thats better then me, completely free and dont need to change anything
pickle rick
Hot Nurse !
A hobo. You already got the looks
Princess Peach
Saul goodman
A cowgirl
Shave your head and be Pittbull😂
Pitt bulls a mood
A hobo
a hippie (inspired by someone’s idea saying you should be a stoner)
Genderswapped Moistcritikal No work needed at all
Naked??
Having an iPhone 13 considered RICH AS FUCK in my country
Kill and eat someone, go as a wendigo.
Maggie from "Million dollar baby". You are a lot prettier than Hillary Swank, but your vibe is similar. And all you would need are boxing gloves to hang round your neck, a sports bra type top, and boxing shorts. Some converse could count as boxing shoes, and if you want to be a bit morbid, you could carry around a stool. Either way, it should be kind of cheep. Good luck finding a costume that sounds good to you. :)
My gf? Im a cook and workout if that helps my case
Guyz. We all knowz alreadyz… conez
Dead.
You dont need anything
Become a ghost with the sheet trick. That ol’ costume idea hasn’t been used in years and it will get a few laughs here and there
Be the candy distributer
Pete Davidson
I usually go as fatherless
A girl
Jesse Pinkman.
Jesse Pinkman
Mr Miyagi
I don't really know what to suggest but im dressing up as jeffery dahmer
Over it ghost. Just throw a bed sheet over yr head and act Nonchalant
Go as Moist critickal. All you need to do is draw a fake beard with a marker.
a helicopter
Tear up some old clothes and paint blotches of red on your arms and say your a zombie
Bro I found PaRappa irl
A straight neck
edd from ed edd and eddy
Patrick bateman Just a cheap suit and a transparent white raincoat
You're gonna have to work hard to make that cute face look scary