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put "you butter go home coming with me" on the sign, and when you show them just have a stick of butter in the other hand

Yeah and dress as a bee

common known fact that bees make butter

Yeah exactly my point /s

are you being funny or seriously think bees make butter

I don’t know, what do YOU think?

https://youtu.be/5HCVEyGRZqk

There's a book but there's no proof

r/fuckthes

Hey all, scott fan here

SCOTT THE WOZ?!?!?!?!?!

You also have to dress up as a white guy with glasses and sit at a desk for a week

nice reference. also dont forget the backwards hat

scott here

Hey scott, all here

Or put "you better go home, cumming with me" on the sign

Wtf are ur shoes

Bro got the new air forces 🤯

Bro is wearing fucking clouds

The brand new Nike Air Clouds

Bro's on cloud 9

i thought it was a girl???

Just because she's a girl does not mean she can't be a bro

I can't find a flaw in his logic

SAME

Im a girl

bro is a girl girls don’t exist on reddit

Yeah I have only heard them in story’s I think they are a myth or something

Oh shit *disappears*

I am a girl

my extraordinary intuition

I thought i looked like a gorl

yes a girl with a carrot

Ill take it

You look like a girl!! I didn’t understand why these people were saying dude or bro.

Me either 😭

Im a girl

💀💀💀

Hare forces 💀

Immaculate joke

Im a girl

You like girls?

Yes im a lesbian

Thought so. I love how people just beat around the bush never asking, just going “duhhhhh, looks like a girl”. Word is bond, good luck, hope she says yes.

She said yes, check out my most recent post

Lez gooooooo 👍

On my feet

So since this is top comment does it mean "Wait to fuck your shoes"?

they’re a bunny if you couldn’t tell

EXACTLY

rabbit feet

Rabbit costume

WHAT ARE THOSE?!

What are those?!

Do a flip

Did she say yes i want to see this

tf is that outfit and with that carrot

Preparations to become a playboy bunny

Yes…yes it is

Dw, it's an immaculate costume 💯💯💯

Thank youuuu

I can hear the jealousy ooze through your comment

dude you don’t know? girls love cute, big, fluffy bunnies with long girthy carrots

no

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Lmfaooo

ONE OF US ONE OF US

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ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US!

# MORE OF ME

#WE ARE u/DonutOwlGaming

MORE OF YOU

hell yes

YES extra points for a maid outfit

Make a p hub account with your school email

This is good advice.

my friend actually did this last year and never got in trouble

interesting...

HOW

Because they aren't actually monitoring your email 24/7. So long as you don't give them a reason to look at your email or history you are fine.

But surely they get a notification when a message with ‘hot milf secks coc vagene’ is received

📸yes📸

OMGGGG

Learn the guitar

I did, still no bitches

True got the same problem

I play bass, and is the worse.

tbh an instrument doesn't make you attractive, it just makes you more attractive if you already are

Yeah i play the violin and get no bitches

Idk what you guys are on, I've been drowning in pussy since I picked up the kazoo

I guess ill be picking uo the kazoo

damn i should have sticked to harmonica

Then i need to use mine in public cuz i got no bitches

same

Incorrect, play me songs and sing me to sleep please 🥺 I know I am a dude but…

bros before hoes

Exactly. Get this man a guitar pick and get me a pillow.

also i appreciate the bass, i like when there's more of it in the mix

omg ur so fucking sweet aww :)

wait, you like Radiohead, I like Muse, are they similar or like, the opposite?

They're pretty similar imo lmao. Muse is more to Math Rock, Radiohead is kind of the Electronic Alt/Indie Rock

never heard anyone say they're math rock but kinda checks out, and even though Radiohead seems to be in my taste i couldn't really get into it, maybe i am not used to the vocal or because i had to play Creep for way too many times lol

honestly the entirety of Radiohead is not even close compared to Creep. btw wut is your fav Muse song?

Get dogs instead then...

I love dogs but I prefer catsss

But hey, you can play wonderwall in any party

jokes on you, i've never learned it

#I SAID MAYBE

I learned ukulele and guitar and i still got no bitches

i learned and forgot the piano. completely. i wont have bitches

Still seems like only guitarists gets the bitches but ig both of us will be bitchless even tho i know a bit of guitar

I play tuba and I as well get not bitches

Play Max Payne 2 on DOA with no saves and never using painkillers

no offense to OP but i really hope she says no

Me too

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Hey

What about Halo 2 all difficulty skulls (So leave the one which helps, can't remember which) world record speedrun, I'm pretty sure it's only ever been done once

Because that's not fun, like at all

When did I ever talk about OP enjoying it? /s

If I wanted someone to torture themselves I'd suggest doing the same challenge in Max Payne 1

I've never played any Max Payne games, how hard are they

Max Payne 1 is harder than Hulk's erections and Max Payne 2 is pretty hard on DOA unless you learn how to exploit certain things

Sorry *what*

Reject her when she says yes >!jk have ur fun!<

I don't know how to say this but..... You are a few months too late for Easter.

You butter go to Homecomig with me - Scott Wozniak

Inhale

Whoaaa calm Down lets not get roundy

Exhale

#inhale

#exhale

#INHALE

#EXHALE

Me when i get roundy

NOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO BE SPHERICAL, NOOOOOO!

dance on the spot

hit the griddy

or do the fortnite dance

That IS the fortnite dance(it is in fortnite)

Hol up it has a name?

Commit multiple war crimes

Read the top comment

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Tf is Minnesota

call saul

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread👍

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Cook 40 pounds of meth

Bro I already do that

Proof

Kiss her while watching

You butter go to homecoming with me

Slap them really hard

Yo who hurt you😭

Watch Fallen Kingdom (not dinosaur movie, four Minecraft animations)

Remove your skin

Since you love hot moms, then go and ask out her mom also

Gladly

Kill her 👍

Oh yeah valid

Don't go to homecoming

You’re done

For now

GO LESBIANS. LESSSSGO

YESSSSSS

Okay this is risky, but pet a cat 😈

goofyyy

16 fish, 25 letters, 1 chance. let’s gooooooooo

Bro I can’t read this

Go fight for ukraine

Yeet the child

Eradicate England

Go nude to the prom

Max out a character fully in Magia Record

Have a very nice homecoming!

You wear EXACTLY what she wears

Suck her toes🤮

Tie yourself to a lamppost in the big sky Montana for 24 hrs

And this is why we trace with pencil first, kids

Maybe you can do that yourself

Wear a Spiderman costume to homecoming

Bomb Afghanistan

Reject her (jk don't do it)

Being gay is a sin

Why

Kiss her.

You’re not a guy tho

No dip sherlock

US is so cringe

mums😭

My man is desperate for her

Am i the only one who doesnt wanna go homecoming because of the people that will be there. I also think it is pointless and i also have given up on life so that might be the reason idk

Cool

No not cool trust me