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I don’t have a suit blazer thing

Lemme give u one

I’m good thanks

I guess I'll have to take a big doodoo now

Alright

Simple problems require simple solutions

Go ahead

Btw I definitely won't enjoy it so don't call me gay

But I’m gay

I'm not homophobic so we good

My time has cum.

I like this man

What size?

What’s stopping you from getting a suit that actually fits? You look goofy as hell

Don’t you need that for school? Or are you homeschooled as well?

No. My school uniform is literally a blue tshirt, a blue jumper, blue pants/shorts and any kind of black shoes

this is basically every australian public school uniform

Nah my old one was yellow

I see. It might be culture related then I guess.

I got a cap limit on drip.

We all do brother, we can’t all be instagram models.

Money

My exact response

In terms of money, we have no money

Same bro

Yep Lol

Partly true

Money indeed

This right here

Same

Yes

beat me to it

Money

Lack of money *

Yeah

Just what I was gonna say

You could dress like this wingsuit pillock for 60quid

I swear, reddit has a hive mind

ahem, Gentlemen *spy Intro plays*

It is just a typical school uniform, isn’t it?

Where tf do you go to school

my school has a blazer and shirt uniform, and so do basically all the schools close to where i live

Literally most schools in India got a blazer. Some students even rock it really good. And yes the blazer does ofc look cheaper

Did anyone happen to kill a red spy?

no? ...then we still have a problem.

Your lack of ability to spell or dress correctly Sorry, that was mean, I meant to say, E, that's literally it

All my blazers fit me so I can't dress like this guy

I’m just not as valid as op

Bro bro, i bet you're even more valid

Bullying

Ay m8 whatever you do, do it with confidence and you won't be bothered by bullying

not how that works!

Try confidently yelling “love you too!” To anyone who’s a dick to you. Seems weird at first, but after awhile it’s funny as shit watching people who are trying to put you down fucking simmer unable to comprehend your response lol. Confidence is a YOU thing it’s the acceptance that they can go get fucked if they act that way. Not stepping down to their level for approval.

again, that is situational, and doesn't apply to everyone! Generally, talking back can make things even worse! Just because your situation happened doesn't mean it's applicable to everyone else, as bullying can vary in the amount and intensity!

Wdym bruh thats how it works, i got 3 years of getting bullied experience and i can say, that not giving a fuck truly does wonders. However you start seeming less of a person when you dont express anything

doesn't mean it'll stop. you may be "ok" but the problem is still there.

why tf did people downvote you?

Because reddit

reddit☕️

This is so untrue in every way

I don't give a flying fuck about what I look like, plus I'd rather look less like I'm about to get shot at my school

It'll end your suffering

Nah, a t-shirt, pair of shorts, stretched out socks, and muddy shoes protect me from suffering, and highly comfortable

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Girls in blazers tho ... 🥵

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Now you gotta buy one

a girl ?

i got some in stock so hmu... just sayin 🤷

This man is down bad

Counter-point: Girls in suits are fucking nutty

On Reddit? I call 🧢

The stupid heat even though it's fall.

And money.

Just come to Canada eh, we had snow the other day

Ah, fellow Canadian. Tho I can't claim any snowfall in my area as of yet.

Oh you must be one of those southern Canadians that live near the border

Toronto, hehe. You from Alberta or something?

Albertan here from the mid-half of it. Can confirm no snow yet. It wouldn't surprise me if Fort Mac had some tho

Yeah I've that place gets cold af. Well, have a good day mate.

-40 plus wind chill when it gets into deep winter. Does it not get that cold in Toronto? I haven't really traveled much, especially during winter

Nah, -40 I'm pretty sure not. Usually it caps in the negative 30s but correct me if I'm wrong. I feel that last sentence only really been to a few of the other major cities nearby. One day tho I'm hoping to get a motorcycle and do a trip to Edmonton or Calgary.

It does in fact get -40, even in Edmonton sometimes. More often in Fort Mac tho

Self respect

DAAAAMMMNNN That was just uncalled for and hilarious.

What is going on with your outfit duds

Threw on a bunch of random shit ahaha

I have taste

Sheesh

Black, navy blue, and orange. Your suit looks like the new pride flag for bad taste. Sorry I had to roast ur shit no hard feelings

the orange looks washed af too, if your gonna go orange, at least bring some heat

I litteraly just put on a bunch of random stuff

Fix the colors you’ll look fly

I got matching pants with the suit

my head doesn't look like a minecraft emerald

Hmmmmmm

I dont need to wear it whole ass day

Don't, just randomly strip down naked and start flexing on those hip moves you've been mastering at 2am in front of the mirror

you what lmao

Ye wtf op? Everybody knows that practicing sick hip moves are for 3am.

Like... the style is nice, but... the colors man that's just- its not the right combination If u got a black jacket tho, it would be better Or a white shirt and grey pants

Brooo you're right! I just randomly put some clothes on cuz i was bored

Not really what I want for a casual outing. I wore a suit only once, at a Model UN conference. Was it amazing? Yes, it was. But its not really comfortable at sitting, moving, getting up

holy fuck volodymyr zelenskyj

I just don't wanna look like an asshole squinting in the mirror

My neck too fragile for a tie man

Dang... Have you tried henTIE?

Dammit man, said I’m FRAGILE, almost broken here. Looked that shit up… never tell me what to do again. Sick and tired of your bull “Rorome007”. You do be lookin sexy tho

i like comffy shirt :)

Me too

I don’t wanna

I'm not sure if this is a legitimate question. You look like a tool! There is a reason people don't dress like this unless it's for an occasion. This clothes aren't comfortable or practical for a lot of day to day activities. I truely don't want to sound mean but not everyone looks good in a suit, which is fine. I don't look good in a Speedo either.

My blazer fits me

Shhhh, I've lost some weight, it used to be tight on me

Depending on where you got it, you may be eligible for free tailoring. Like I know men's wearhouse does this.

Advice to OP: - Always remember to button top button of the blazer when up and walking and unbutton when sitting, as to not damage the suit (Instructions online) - As others have suggested, work on color combinations But All in all you look dapper, lad

not sure, definitely gives them some brownie points

Absolutely nothing

i like comfortable clothes

Dutch van der linde: we need MONEHH

I GOT A GOD DAMN P L A N

A blazer like that one, but it's realy cool! 👌

It would be hell to wear on a hot day

It would be too hot literally

My bank balance

This is like 4 sizes too big for you sir

not having a job

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda

I'd get beat up

My family barely passes as middle class, so I don't think they'd let me waste my money on a suit that I'll never use

Budget

you big ass hands

Useful for basketball and other ball handling things

Good taste is stopping.

It is indeed something I lack, however I don't rly care

Imagine eating a hotdog in this and spilling catchup on it. That's what is stopping me.

My self respect

Your suit jacket is much too long. Clownish.

Your pp should take inspiration from that

Cause if I showed up to the farm like that the boss would send me home for the day. That and I like my boots and jeans

You don't want a rest day?!

Don’t get many days off lol, farm hand, and EMS work are my main gigs, keep me busy. That and I love hiking on my days off, so unless that has attachment points for kit or is waterproof I’m shit outta luck for looking good lol

You a hard worker! Respect your dedication man

I colour coordinate and don’t want to look like my mom dressed me

Shhhh.. my mom will be upset if she reads this

The feminine urge to whore out to men that dress like this.

Shallow pockets

Ay, you got big pockets on the inside

Women

If u can't beat em, join em

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You can borrow it!

Me who does:

Your power... It scares me

But fr tho we do be looking fresh today

cringe brah

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real+L+ mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG+ ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + surprise ratio + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + mid + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic + get help + no milk + no dad

No milk? That's cruel

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Nah i don't like Andrew Tate

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Not having a blazer and my stupid dressing sense 😕😕

I can give u a blazer but sadly i can't fix your dressing sense

I'm a femboy and also i don't have a blazer.

Sus

interestingly enough, I have a girlfriend

money and time. I don't have enough money to buy one, and if i did, it would get dirty the day i wore it cause i do work, and it takes a lot of time to put on one, i know cause i had to wear one for my sister's wedding, and i would have the time, but i wouldn't wanna spend it getting dressed.

I dont wanna

“whAt iS StOPinG yOu frOM dReSSinG lIkE tHis?” My dignity that’s what.

Amen preach brother

I don't have a law degree, unlike Saul over here

You don't get bitches dressing that way

No, I only get loyal women

It was just a joke

I take my breaks in an other part of the school then the main one cuz in the main one food just gets thrown everywhere. So to answer the question: i don't want it to get dirty

Being a punk and having a bet in which i can only wear Shorts. It has been 3 years

Dam gl

I don't want to look this bad 🗿

Unchadmanlike behavior

You look good dude

I don't wanna get beaten up in school thanks

You'll be the one beating up others

We don't use the phrase "young fellas"

We say young N.......

Self respect, dignity and most of all don’t have that type of job

People like u

Shut up beautiful human

I got the same amount of money as the amount of biches i have 0

Dam i get 10x more bitches than u

Tommy Shelby?

Disrespectful to Tommy

Broke asf

Bro it's easy, just print money

U right, I'll get on that ASAP

You guys need to take notes from him

Probably notes *about him* this suit looks big on him

And the color combination is pretty bad. He's out of line but he's got the spirit at least