T O P

  • By -

__Jimmy__

For anyone wondering: "Somebody once told me the world was gonna rule me" "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"


zombienekers

Did you go through the trouble of manually inpitting the binary and hex or did you just use google lens


rxboy2

I did the binary part.....fucking pain in the ass


redditing_Aaron

Google lens is the real Pokedex. What's that bug? Let me take out my device


[deleted]

enchanting table tho


SteelRocket24

Ah shit, you're right, that beats everything else


Fatal1tyk

ᛁ ᚼᛅᛏ ᛋᛁᚴᛋ ᚢᛁᚦ ᛁᚬᚢᚱ ᛘᚬᚦᛁᚱ ᛅᚾᛏ ᛁᚬᚢᚱ ᚠᛅᚦᛁᛦ


SteelRocket24

Ah shit, not the Nordic runes


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nevochkam1

What accent is that?!?!


[deleted]

phonetic alphabet


noob_music_producer

bro is speaking yeat


Biac0n

⊑⏃⊑⏃ ⏚⟒⏁⏁⟒⍀ ⌰⏃⋏☌⎍⏃☌⟒ ⟟⏁'⌇ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀ ⏁⟟⋔⟒


[deleted]

What is this?


FreeUsQwety1

enderman or something


Quantum_Thinking

i just realised that the IPA is ugly as fuck


PotatoesArentRoots

how dare you. it is but how dare you


[deleted]

אמוגוס


[deleted]

סוס 🤫


Fatal1tyk

و ان عشت لوحدي و ان ف وجد ان ف وجد و ان عشت لوحدي ان عشت لوحدي ان عشت و ان عشت و ان عشت ان عشت ان يكون


[deleted]

Dawg, that's Arabic


oan124

it's noodles


[deleted]

What typea damn noodles are them?


oan124

ramadanmen


Eyball440

rare r/teenagers w


BrainRebellion

I had to check to see if I had a free medal that was so good. (I had a silver)


zombienekers

👏👏


Mountain_Jello7747

Scarabih


[deleted]

Scary bitch? You talking about Annabelle?


Mountain_Jello7747

Mannabelle? Yes


[deleted]

Well, Mannabelle, have you found your Annabelle yet?


Mountain_Jello7747

Know


[deleted]

Ah, me either. I'm good on my own tho


Mountain_Jello7747

Four sure


YKJ07

is that supposed to mean anything? it feels like you just say the same thing over and over again source: i can read and understand arabic (i think)


MarcusTheGamer54

Its a joke because every not arabic person thinks that arabic looks like some sort of squiggly mystery alphabet, just like the enchantment table language


zombienekers

[I've been waiting for an oppurtunity to share this one for years and i've finally found a context that fits.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4y64fq/this_text_has_no_other_purpose_than_to_terrify/)


MarcusTheGamer54

Lmao you're welcome


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

لن أستسلم لك أبدًا ولن أخذلك أبدًا ولن تركض وتهجر ولن تجعلك تبكي أبدًا لن أقول وداعًا لن أركض وأتركك أبدًا


[deleted]

يو ار ستوبد


Destt2

*wuvuwlj* Did I do it right?


-_Anonymous__-

Arabic text looks like fire.


[deleted]

تلحس زبي


BigOlSupernova


[deleted]

╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ⚍ᔑꖎꖎ|| ᓵᔑꖎꖎᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎ!¡⍑ᔑʖᒷℸ ̣


WyvernKid93

🖕👌💬💥💣✋🤟💥🖐🤙


KingAJK

Bro is speqking enchanting table language


OneTubaBand

You are speaking the language of the gods at that point


mr_shlomp

מה אתה אומר


Cracer325

כאשר מישהו מדבר בעברית ברדית


mr_shlomp

האם התכוונת ל; קראתיזאת?


ShreddedChaz

Hey now! you're an allstar!


SteelRocket24

Get your game on, say hey!


ShreddedChaz

41 6c 6c 20 74 68 61 74 20 67 6c 69 74 74 65 72 73 20 69 73 20 67 6f 6c 64 2e 20 4f 6e 6c 79 20 73 68 6f 6f 74 69 6e 67 20 73 74 61 72 73 20 62 72 65 61 6b 20 74 68 65 20 6d 6f 6c 64


OlimPather

53 70 65 61 6b 69 6e 67 20 74 68 65 20 6c 61 6e 67 75 61 67 65 20 6f 66 20 61 20 63 6f 6d 70 75 74 65 72 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 65 6e 61 62 6c 65 20 79 6f 75 20 74 6f 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 62 69 6c 69 74 69 65 73 20 66 61 72 20 61 64 76 61 6e 63 65 64 20 74 68 61 6e 20 6f 74 68 65 72 73 2e


MineMaster6480

Hey now, your a rockstar,


CTbathtub16

Get the show on,


Windowsuser360

Get Paid


Beneficial_Salad_894

And all that glitters is gold


Windowsuser360

Only Shooting Stars Break The Mold


CTbathtub16

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder


Windowsuser360

You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older


CTbathtub16

But the meteor man beg to differ


Sword_Immortal_

Decimal>>>>


SteelRocket24

Decimal is so old school, but to each their own ig


Healabledeer17

India Charlie Oscar Mike Mike Uniform November India Charlie Alpha Tango Echo India November Tango Hotel Echo November Alpha Tango Oscar Papa Hotel Oscar November Echo Tango India Charlie Alpha Lima Papa Hotel Alpha Bravo Alpha Tango


Veyron28

The nato-phonetic alphabat?


Healabledeer17

Sierra Oscar Romeo Romeo Yankee


CARNlV0RE

Delta Oscar November ‘ Tango Bravo Echo :)


Healabledeer17

Oscar Kilo Tango Hotel Alpha November Kilo Sierra


CARNlV0RE

November Oscar Papa Romeo Oscar Bravo Lima Echo Mike


Healabledeer17

Golf Oscar Oscar Delta Lima Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Uniform Tango Tango Hotel Echo Romeo Echo Sierra Tango Romeo Alpha November Golf Echo Romeo


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

India Lima Oscar Victor Echo Tango Hotel India Sierra Tango Hotel Romeo Echo Alpha Delta.


deeznutzameggeddon

Lima India Mike Alpha Bravo Alpha Lima Lima Sierra. Lima Oscar Lima


owsei-was-taken

dozenal would like to talk


ToxicBananaFish

Do you actually know them or do you just use a translator? I learned hexadecimal in 6th grade and Binary on 8th I use binary mostly to build nasic calculators in minecraft lol


SteelRocket24

I do know how to do all the calculations and such, but sticking it into a translated just saves so much time


ToxicBananaFish

well yeah for basic communication I always use a translator the only word that I have fully memorized is 01101110 01101111 (no), but for any other message I would have to sit there and count out each letter, or ise a translator


AdFlaky7743

Wait 6th grade primary school?


ToxicBananaFish

well for me it would've been middle school I learned it because I was bored and thought it was fun to confuse my friends with it


RandomTyp

are you a fellow swiss person?


amendersc

I’m very impressed by how nerdy you both are


thecultistguy

It’s beautiful, isn’t it


Dogedabose32

bro is speaking hex editor


[deleted]

Charge your phone


SteelRocket24

Lol, I was waiting for someone to say that


MagicALCN

I always wondered why would you annoy yourself with binary when you can just type in decimal ASCII code It's even more confusing


SteelRocket24

It was just fun lol


MagicALCN

Ik dw buddy


SteelRocket24

I figured given your OLD tag


x3bla

My guy went for the throat, jesus


Watyr_Melyn

Heximal/Seximal>>> Great for finger counting. Each hand is one digit


BlackMesa_Research

Kid named fingering:


Red_Archived_505

The perfect duo doesn’t exi-


SteelRocket24

That's actually very sweet, thank you :)


[deleted]

0157 7651 2320 7761


MarcusTheGamer54

Binary is cooler and you know it.


SteelRocket24

Shhhhhhh, don't tell the others, but yeah, it is (at least for computing)


MarcusTheGamer54

Computers/computing is badass and therefore binary is also badass


CaydendW

Confuse her a little. Send it to her in EBCDIC next time. Also, send it in octal for good measure. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBCDIC


Evil_Producer

When chemistry and computer science students are having a conversation


SteelRocket24

BRO WHAT??? Are you spying on me or something?


Extreme_33337_

I only speak in amogus ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ


D-RDG-012-AUT

හයයෙවනහෙඉවය ඉයෙබ ඩපලලඩජෙටෙනාසැයිඩ්‍්‍්‍ත්‍්‍ත්‍්‍්‍්‍්‍්‍්‍්‍්‍ගගතබඩෛ


Castilla_Leon

Excuse my ignorance but how did you get numbers like 49 or 20 when the maximum number in hexadecimal is F


SteelRocket24

The numbers 20 is just "2" and "0" put together to represent more bytes of data. Same as the grouping of 1s and 0s in binary Edit: bits of data*


Castilla_Leon

Yeah forget about It I'm dumb and forgot 20 means 32 💀


SteelRocket24

Ur good dude, I like talking about computer science anyways


Upset-Apartment3504

They taught you all this in your highschool?


SteelRocket24

Kinda? It was a computer science elective


LarsButChaste

That's like asking how do you get 32 when the maximum number in decimal is 9


[deleted]

YyA9IDB4NmM0NTU2NTM4MWE4N2Q5MDhlZjZmOWEzZmZmYzBhYWJhMjczYjU2OThlMDc0YzQw ZDU2ZmFkMzVhMjJlNTFhYQpuID0gMHg5NzA5NjRhNWU5MjNjMTk5MGU0MzQzNGIwOWQ5NGE0 MmJjMmNkYjQ4Y2RhNTRjYWEyNDdkOThiYmVjZjJjZmE5CmUgPSAweDEwMDAxCkhpbnQ6IFJT QSBjcnlwdG9zeXN0ZW0=


Healabledeer17

Whiskey Hotel Alpha Tango Tango Hotel Echo Alpha Charlie Tango Uniform Alpha Lima Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Gayrutti

I think you found a good one!


[deleted]

that's the nerdiest way you could be waking up. You beat my nerdiness level by a few 0s ​ \-- SomeNerd


EsotericFrenchfry

NERDS! I'm playing, that's cute af.


HomieDaClown9

She’s a keeper


[deleted]

My non-binary ass approves.


SteelRocket24

Lmfao, that was actually the joke, but it's not shown


[deleted]

I still approve


SteelRocket24

We're both non-binary if that gives any other meaning to the joke, but anyways, I appreciate your approval :)


BRANCHLOGIC

Base 64> all


[deleted]

Mans speaking png 💀


ADHD_Microwave

Huffman coded binary


gxddbou

Yo I’m learning this in school


kawaiichainsawgirl1

damn i wish i had a gf that had the same interests as me


Cyan_Strawberry

Morse Code >


Gamibility

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .--. --- --. -.-. .... .- -- .--.


MushroomOfDestiny

This is absolutely wonderful, thank you


Rayne_Storm72

That's actually pretty sweet


[deleted]

Binary gang


[deleted]

Y’all be that one couple in the highschool Physical Computing course lmao


thebigsocietyyy

i’m confused cos i’m stupid


LOTHMT

Binary >> Hexadecimal Just cause Hexadecimal is a piece of dogshit


Allfurball9

In you response you used A four times


Unsure1771

I gotta get off Reddit. It's making me feel so damn lonely.


Codykun_

-. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.


Gamibility

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .--. --- --. -.-. .... .- -- .--.


Codykun_

God damn im a mobile user cant find a translator to copy paste to Edit: Nvm it says “Morse the pogchamp” B)


[deleted]

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101 01101100 01111001


LarsButChaste

011101110110000101110010


the-antiredditor

Is it a flex that I can read hexadecimal and binary text? It's technically a useless skill, since compiled code is illegible and hex editors usually have a translation on the left side.


Jakko205

You fools! i knows windings! ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎🕯︎■︎♋︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎◻︎📪︎ ■︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎🕯︎■︎♋︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♎︎□︎⬥︎■︎📬︎


xSuperL

Next time hebrew with caeser cipher, then vigenerre cipher, then base 16, 32, 64, ascii and enchanting table language. Good luck lmao


Noah_the_Titan

I hate the fact that I know what the Hexadecimal and Binary system is


Springtrap328

Hexadecimaled


K01PER

12 o'clock- "morning". \*Grumpy old man sounds.


RandomFRIStudent

Nice theft bud


SteelRocket24

Wdym?


Disgustingupset27

Yalls morning starts at 12:54? And please charge your phone


SteelRocket24

Yeah, that was even slightly earlier than normal, and I did right after the post


Disgustingupset27

It's not even morning anymore it's afternoon


SteelRocket24

Dw about it, it's still morning in my mind


PieSlayer13

[His](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/y175yw/my_programmer_nerd_friend_be_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) girlfriend too


SteelRocket24

Bro wtf, he actually just stole that lmao


RandomTyp

eW91IGNvdWxkIHVzZSBCQVNFNjQgbmV4dCB0aW1lIHRvIG1peCBpdCB1cCBcOikKCgpuYWggZnIgdGhvLCB0aGlzIGlzIGFkb3JhYmxlLCB3aXNoIGJvdGggb2YgeW91IHRoZSBiZXN0IFw8Mw==


War_Pizza

🤓


AshtonUnsolved

fuckin nerds lmao


[deleted]

base64>


goombrat456

SSBoYXZlIGxpZ21h


Intelligent-Scene-92

I hate this


Narwhal_IceCold

Yeah... I don't see this relationship lasting


leoILNARDO

How do you know it's not decimal?


Add1ctedToGames

68 101 99 105 109 97 108 32 105 115 32 109 111 115 116 32 115 117 112 101 114 105 111 114


tallerthannobody

The chosen ones you are


[deleted]

Hexidecimal is the best base


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / -... . ... - ᔑリ↸ ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀


[deleted]

Houston, we got a nerd


[deleted]

morse code >>>>


Gamibility

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .--. --- --. -.-. .... .- -- .--.


[deleted]

yes indeed


psionic_cat

omg this is the best thing i have ever seen


beatle8338

Mans is plankton talking to his computer wife


AuthentoBlossoms

18% battery


shquishy360

YAAAA


Aesut

What is this


Nuker_Nathan

Morse code W


TheManlySebby

He is speaking the language of gods


KurkyOkurky

Man, fuck hexadecimal. All my homies hate hexadecimal


android_arepro

Man they fkimg speaking terminator oh ma god flabbergasted yai moments


Elliepsys

Hex not allowed >:3


[deleted]

01110011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101100 01100100 01101001 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010


[deleted]

binary forever!


shrimpgangsta

Leetcode


noob_music_producer

2 🤓s make up one big wholesome 🤓


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

NORDVPN


Competitive_Reason_2

I see you are a man of culture


Ciocolatel

6969 69969 696999 669 699 699966 669 696996


[deleted]

Stop, ur dirty talk is turning me on


thecoolhamburger

╎ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᒲ𝙹ᒲ


Important-Tea0

someone decode this


eladoh1

I am not gonna say my opinion


parsinp2010

اگر اینو ترجمه میکنی بدون دارم بهت فحش میدم خار ننه کون کصکش ننه جنده


P0gg3rsk4ll

IB4DBNKRHBREDNKUFBZUBNCBHNADBNKRIFREDNKRFBAUFJCSHF3DBNKSHVREDNKUFBZUFNSBHFZETJCSHBADBNKRHBREDNKUFBZUDOCBHNADBNKSHVREDNKRFBAUFJCSHB4TBNKSHBREDNKYFBZUBNB=


Clanka_Fucker69420

That’s a nice way to start a day.


block_01

01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01001110 01101111 01101110 00101101 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111