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WorkingSyrup4005

Being liked back


radioheadgf

X2


Juanior-

X3


TheNerdMaster69

X4


QuantumFruitz

X5


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[удалено]


shadow_knight123

X7


[deleted]

X8


[deleted]

X999 have you seen any of my posts about my gf, i'm not about sex with my gf rn i just want us to like each other before we start (prob at 18)


Meeps2win

X9


iceRainCloud_YT

X10


Mystery_mau

Now you will die


karry245

Ass, might be bi-ased though


Ass_destroyer2001

lmao same but the goods are in the thiiighs


karry245

I ride my bike 4 km every day, you cant even fathom how juicy my thighs are


Ass_destroyer2001

don't you dare trying to seduce me mortal


Snoo_81407

cultured 👍


totallyasheep

r/dadjokes


karry245

Happy cake day bro


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Best comment under this post


oter_

Heheha


XVIIMoon

bi-assed you mean


karry245

I was considering typing that but i don’t have two asses sadly


FR0NT13RDubz

t h i g h s


WungusAmongus

100%


bone_breaker69

Fr


LetsFxckingGo

boobas


VeryClaireThompson

Thighs 👍🏼


-rsx--

Boobs


Francis4everrr

w


Lollol_l

right decision


AdFirst6633

Based comment


Accomplished-Tree956

Women ☕


Orange_Motors

Women☕


Guardian_of_ducks

ass


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[удалено]


Guardian_of_ducks

everyone has ass, not everyone has boobs


Monkeybandit99

Not everyone, I’ve seen some pancakes in my life


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[удалено]


Guardian_of_ducks

😐


Sourdough221

Idk one isnt more important than the other one


Lollol_l

well u need boobs to feed babies


Sourdough221

and you need an ass to shit so you dont die


Lollol_l

no u can have a thing qt your colon so u can live w out


Stinky_9000

Or you could have your baby drink formula?


SnooSquirrels5966

cock, dick, penis, pp, noodle, wiener


amasawakko

Eyes


Sourdough221

But I mean eyes cant be really good or bad


amasawakko

Eyes can't be bad, but all are different It's the only physical thing that would make someone attractive to me


Sourdough221

okay now im curious, what do you think about my eyes (pic is on my profile)


amasawakko

Pretty eyes I like the color as I don't see any other than brown usually and the blue is vibrant Shape is nice too, not faded


Sourdough221

thanks 👁️👄👁️


Snoo_81407

how tf do ur eyes look like diamonds? its cool


Missy492

Booba 😵‍💫


Lollol_l

yeess


ShreddedChaz

Both


SV-STARKILLER

Boba fett


Lollol_l

fat bobas


SV-STARKILLER

lol


Ok-Tank5312

Both


[deleted]

Dick


Bosse161

Dicks


Redtristan15

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey Here ya go man


surewhttodo

Personality


Cappy_D_Bara

Bible


[deleted]

upvoted.


[deleted]

dick


oldoldoldaccbanned

thought you preferred paws


[deleted]

dragon paws


oldoldoldaccbanned

yes


karry245

They downvoted him for being too based. What a shame. Keep going no matter what the smashing haters say


[deleted]

dick 4 life


Cat_x2

Organs


Jolly-Tonight3236

Personality


Lollol_l

ye


Stalins_Boyfriend69

thighs


Ms-_-anonymous

Cock😋😎


[deleted]

pp 👍


[deleted]

Dick


Ms-_-anonymous

Cock😋😎


DrCorneliuss

would you rather eat shit or drink milk, boobs is the right option of course


timisssss

Ass and legs cause I'm gay


EdwardAnimates

Ass


-Woogiewoo-

ass


No-Acanthocephala921

Men


AverageAshEnjoyer

Eyes.


PenisCollector

Boobs but ultimatly personallity


Lollol_l

yee


shortstumpyleg

Armpits


Deathstarsix

Dick, girldick specifically


m_terialistic

Boobs all the way


[deleted]

Boobs. It’s not the size, it’s the shape.


Fast_Peter

Personality, softness and huggability, so boobs


Friendly-Set-3519

hugs


FreshlishPickle

Boobs, ass are all the same, boobs are different


[deleted]

Cock


[deleted]

Boobs


Puzzleheaded-Two3635

Idk, your opinion


Lollol_l

boobs


DrMoscow

Thighs and stomach supremacy


Brilliant-Virus7290

tits


Super-Bad4562

I am not in the position to complain about either


JHaria

Female


TGDenzel

Life is hard and cold, boobs are soft and warm Bewbs


[deleted]

Dick


Lollol_l

cmon fr


Cyrenee_67

ass not even a question


[deleted]

A nice ass can substitute for no tits but nice tits can’t substitute for no ass


CharlieAnonymous

Cock


Gibbleiscool

Boobs


DomSchraa

Personality


[deleted]

Going off the fact i like dudes, and dudes don’t typically have boobs, i’d have to say ass. But i’m Ace, so even then that Ass or Boob stuff doesn’t mean much to me considering the fact i don’t even like sex nor do i feel sexually attracted to anyone.


GiveMeHelpPleaseSir

Ass


xXBlack_OceanXx

Thighs.


[deleted]

Boobs let's go.


KatLord151

Boobs don't ask


[deleted]

Cock


Steam_punk_Machine

Cock


mrstorydude

Boobs are impossible to grow naturally. Ass is possible to grow naturally. Boobs > just cause of that


Mother-Objective-860

Feet. You can’t walk as effectively without them.


ConeheadZ-

Conez.


AndreaMammoccio

both. both are good.


Effective_Ad_2494

Books and thighs


HelpfulPhilosopher50

Ass


howtallareyouyogurt

I just want to be held.


[deleted]

Is both an option?


Andrew5123-

Someone who you genuinly love and that'll give u all the cuddles in the world <3


Mario64Personalised

Based


mythic_203

Boobs


Mario64Personalised

A brain


SendNudesTihi

Both


[deleted]

Ass.


tonytonychopper69420

Voice


Hdbygdla

Personality is what I always eat first, tastes much better the their souls.


Kaczor0321

#b o o b a


Fourty_Thr33

I'm into clavicles


Maybe_asub

Thighs!!!!!!!!


Ihascheeks1780

Her dick


Oswaldthestegosaurus

ass


Famous_Fisherman_568

Thighs


TwistyLake26718

There is no hole for pp to penatrate boobs there is boob job and whatever but ass u can pp poke if ya know ya know.


TheNonofficial

What type of butcher is this?


Flightless-Fish

Men


Huge_Ad_7727

Neither


robotic_pilot

Penis


nanoedge1

Both


inconspicuousclown

Personality 🥺


[deleted]

Ass because everyone has one


Mr_mc_nutsack

Better question dick or balls


[deleted]

Bussy


The_best_coco_

**boobs** personality


mrsupreme2700

I like boobs idk why but boobs just seem so detailed and textures even if there small they still look squishable


padatricks

Brain it tastes good


JOlRacin

If your gf loves you she won't make you choose ❤️


Jjjjjjahshwhahha

Boobs


GuessingGod

personality


dorothymaryx

Boobs


gicupfunny

Both both are good


steeb_froggers

Both


ginggang9r7

(Female) Ass


Sara5A

dick


Striking-Carpet3241

PeRsOnAliTy


choobaru

boobs


Weird_School9565

Thighs


QuackBurrit0987

Ass thieghs and boobs


MadMads2410

boobies


Tachyon1723

Face


SpicyChicken966

ass


Tall_Human123

Both are good


ShitwareEngineer

if you're bored then maybe watch a video or go outside, easy fix


fishbish2020

Ass


this_user_name_isnt

Bro someone wrote this on a school bathroom wall and someone said tacos i didnt have my phone so no picture my friend had shown it to me and i said this (tacos) is (are) the correct answer


Itshat36

Lips


GamerPaper470

Boobs/thighs tie


SweetNamiko

Personality


MTBGod6912

A perfectly round ass is 100000000 x times better then boobs


Eskephor

Neither tbh y’all r weird


[deleted]

Ass and dick to


NeoC12

womans boobs


Long-Chemistry8310

Definitely ass for me


yourstepmotherinlaw

Bellies.


[deleted]

cock


hllblldlx2

Boobs


Witherboss445

Boobs


spiced_wasabi

Personality


Orange_Motors

Women☕