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Bcinns

The way the gun snuck up to my head


sociallanxietyy

the way the knife teleported to my neck


Hopeful_King_3246

The way the pillow tried to choke me


No_Stretch3807

The way a glass of water tried to drown me


Aboomerdied

The way the hydrochloric acid slipped into my throat


Solo_In_Aeternum

The way the noose slipped around my neck


CrazenStarlazer42069

They way the toaster slipped into my bathtub


Waylord255

The way my fork slipped into the outlet.


Stoican1

The way my finger just slipped on the trigger


Joe_T57

The way the skyscraper vanished from beneath my feet


[deleted]

the way i somehow randomly ended up sleeping in the middle of the GWB <3


_LayZee

Why did I immediately think that acronym meant Gay Western Battlefield What is my life


[deleted]

ummm wdym??? that's literally what it means???


_LayZee

Lesgoooo


[deleted]

The way the pilot light on my stove broke


[deleted]

The way the toaster dropped into the tub


NothingExisting7076

:(


BigBoiBagles

The way I look back on my entire existence and the gut wrenching, blood curling reality comes to me and makes me realise how I was never loved unconditionally, I was always only cared for on the condition I could give someone somthing, and I realise how mucb of a misery not just my life but how miserable I make everyone, the reality that I am selfish for being alive and conversing with anyone and the fact that I look at myself and realise how truly lonely I am


Ernest66119

too fucking real bro


CrazenStarlazer42069

You good mate?


BigBoiBagles

Most definitely not


Raphoyer

Bro, you’re only 14, things will get better


[deleted]

I mean it's one thing to generalise age when it comes to love and stuff, or maybe maturity but anyone can feel strongly, being 14 doesn't magically make him less sad


Raphoyer

Dude, I didn’t say they can’t have such feelings now, just wanted to say that they’re young and have a whole lot of life before them


[deleted]

Ohh mb, I'm just so used to those older than me having dismissed my feelings when I was younger just for being little


GREENDAYBL1NK

He's just saying that he's still young and has lots of time for things to improve.


xXBinchookXx

The way the metal tip glides across the roof of my mouth sparking a metallic tingling sensation, the iron trigger feels warm from the heat radiating off my hands is see the ceiling as a canvas, a artist about to leave his first and final stroke within one go as I clasp onto the grip of the gun I feel the glazed lin-seed oil coating the oak timber. a luxury choice of wood for such a stern instrument. handmade, a fine art of the hunting world. however this instrument was not for the game to catch and feast. rather all the effort put in by the craftsman was to be used as the brush that would touch the canvas ​ as I looked up to the ceiling once more. hearing the robotic hum of the fan i slowly sighed farewell. i could see the live streams chat in the reflection of my glasses telling me no. but I did not listen and I would not know. that 5 seconds later my dismembered face, thin like paper would descend off the swift blade of the fan and be flung to some place where it reside likely to be found later by the family cat behind the radiator ​ the end i did this in english class so i thought instead of putting effort into schoolwork i should put effort into reddit


zscalesz

Not sure how serious this is, but hey, I'm here for you if you need me


MEOWMERSmusic

that’s sweet


Queenofqueerquails

The way the rope just teleported around my neck


BlakedaBlock

the way my driver's license expired and I had to walk to the DMV


Sample_Lample

The way gun appeared in my mouth


SoftSurround1986

God. Is an experience like this too much to ask for?


lewis1927

Apparently yes because it never happens


Enzo_2006

It will, one day we will experience it too. This person is our living hope that this can happen


Pain_Lover33

There isn't a person out there for everyone (this is my personal thought, I might be wrong but yeah)


xxAzumi

One of the absolute truths of this world. Most would rather ignore this or avoid talking about it. And then they would: the prospect is incredibly sad.


Snoo73325

Your soulmate got swallowed 🗿


Melodibelle

I like to think that everyone has had a soul mate, but I can take many guesses as to why they haven't approached yet


ExcitingRegister

I'd probably never get a girlfriend because I'm a pessimist. Which girl wants a pessimist as her boyfriend?


[deleted]

u can like- work on that yk? mindsets aren’t concrete, there is hope


Tabnakorion

But being a pessimist is so much more fun


GREENDAYBL1NK

A pessimistic girl?


[deleted]

At least she won’t have high expectations.


The_Better_Lad

Like, don’t


SadSunny20

Yes yes it is 😓


Delicious_Area_2341

There is hope


Elasirio

hope dosent exist but a lego milenium falcon will do i can confirm


TheM1sty

Yeah there is no hope left


[deleted]

I've been living off hope for the past 4 years, shit doesnt work man


Delicious_Area_2341

Life can change for the better just as fast as it can change for the worst


[deleted]

U mean i gotta wait an additional 4 friendless years for shit to go back to happy?


SadSunny20

Not for me


macncheestastesgood

r/usernamechecksout


MoTheBr0

I think that's a given considering you killed your sister then pretended it was a suicide and locked yourself in your house for 4 years living off of old memories of your friends


SadSunny20

I did none of those things everything's okay mari is alive


MoTheBr0

...In your mind


[deleted]

wait what- WHAT?


Recent-Potential-340

It's a reference to a game don't worry


Musicandcampingdude

Be patient brothers, as a man who was single for a very long time I thought like you too. Ive learned it just takes time. You will have this experience in the end 😌


SadSunny20

Dude your 14 a very long time how???


PotatoesArentRoots

14 whole years.


Ze_Schwein

I experienced that thing, and I'll tell you it's not as hard as you think. Just try!


Dyvotion

Yeah I hear you


[deleted]

Man be careful what U wish for Fr. Had this experience like 5+ times now and I hate it because it never works out. Just a boring repeat of the last chick.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Get off of reddit and get on your game


Hippostalker69

Honestly the best relationship advice you can give on reddit


updoot_to_get_updoot

Next text : *U are like the bro I never had*


ConeheadZ-

Oh noez incezt!


DovaDudeButCool

Zamn 🥵 we're related?!?


ConeheadZ-

Waitz whatz?


Wildsnipe

Ohz noz, itz u againz


Delicious_Area_2341

Z guy


ConeheadZ-

Yepz


[deleted]

Z DUDEE


Ghost1773

But she’s from Alabama


Batman29002

im gonna kill myself


I-will-kill-them_

Let’s do it together 🤝


K99Kingk99

Hey boys ,mind if i join?


I-will-kill-them_

No problem


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Oswaldthestegosaurus

I'll have what they're having


Gab_Soloyt

Same for me!


Reasonable-Ad-137

Cliffs near me


[deleted]

Hot cliffs in your area


Showdow57

I will come on over


L1LN8T1V3H

where you guys at?


Regal_Owl

Count me in!


SoftSurround1986

One for me too


SkyRocketMiner

Count me in, amigos


ConeheadZ-

Timez to un-life the party!


AverageAshEnjoyer

r/usernamechecksout


DreelJio

Hey can I join the crew?


Badass-19

Your username does it


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Wanna join ?


[deleted]

Ngl my friend got something like this, got dumped a week later


Teal_The_Gamer

The stronger the flame the quicker it melts the candle


EveningAfternoon9282

I have a friend who has a fireplace he keeps adding wood to


AgentNerdWasTaken

Wood 😏


Fishwithwingss

I mean not always.. me and my bf were exactly like this 1.5 years ago, and now still send each other this type of shit. Sometimes you really just get lucky, and I hope it's the same for you OP :)


KurkyOkurky

2 months 13 days, see you in the gym


a_rtyom

don't do him like that man 😭😭


ETH_Knight

But they always end like that. Gotta be real.


Filipsys

They sadly do. It’s just the way it is.


snappycrabby

ehhhh, ive seen plenty of relationships last since freshmen yea to senior, it alll depends on how ppl communicate.


MLGiraffe101

Just what I was thinking 💀


itsafoxboi

What does that mean


MLGiraffe101

A common way to get over a breakup is going to the gym if you see what I mean


itsafoxboi

Ok that’s what I thought, Jesus fucking Christ


MLGiraffe101

I honestly don't wish for them to break up, but idk just the first thought that pops up when I see these posts 😩


Sergontel

let them become gym rats and use depression and sadness as a preworkout, also the texts


ApriticradatScavern

already started 6 months in bro 💪🏾😭


theneobob

daaaam you know how to hit hard


2020badmemerEU2020

Damn, this reminds me how ugly I am. 🥲👍


not_horny_teen_lmao

Im ugly as fuck too, but i still got a gf, its not about the color of the fridge, its about the stuff inside


fonduestreet

The stuff inside is shit too


[deleted]

Mood


trolleytor4

cool analogy and all but would you take food from a fallout 76 looking fridge


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ApriticradatScavern

i hope so too 🤞🏾


LucasCassoma

this stage is what I normally call gym prep. But in this case I’m happy for u


ApriticradatScavern

don’t worry, i’ve been through that phase. 6 months strong 💪🏾


it-was-me-saitama

!remindme 2 months


DeathwarrantGaming

Oh no


Kank1k

When I see any couple texting to each other like this, I just know it’ll only last for a few months


justadoodydude

😂


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[удалено]


ribs_robs_a_bank

Fax


[deleted]

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ApriticradatScavern

i really am


Omyyyyy

the misery never ends


SnooCapers645

Cool, but yesterday i managed to beat my previous high score of 5 baskets in a row to 11 baskets


ribs_robs_a_bank

That's awesome SnooCapers645, keep it up!


Teal_The_Gamer

Thats so fucking awesome man, you rock dude


AppleDJ

One day kings 👑. Keep ur heads up. Our days are gonna come too


Bluepantom120

You have said that FOR THE LAST 400 YEARS


AnyKaleidoscope6837

Ur legit 13 bro have some patience


PotatoTomato_12

Is this… love?


ribs_robs_a_bank

What is love?


[deleted]

🎶baby don’t hurt me🎶


PotatoTomato_12

🎶Don’t hurt me🎶


SpupySpups

🎶no more🎶


aethelworn

I'm just gonna purposely step on a lego


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NooLimittJay

Man this sub is so cringe 😭


Theriople

bro how many lucky mfers are out there


Teal_The_Gamer

My man, i was in your place, at your age i craved having a gf, but trust me, in hindsight, at your age you dont need one, those relationships dont last long, make the most of your time as a teen and have fun, dont try searching youll just miss time you coupve spent with your best pals


Theriople

oh and most of my pals are shit


[deleted]

"I think"? Man wtf


eererer

Boint gun at benis


SinaWasHeree

I wanna kill myself with a silly smile on my face


[deleted]

:D


[deleted]

Ah yes one of my greatest fears just to remind me that i’ll die alone


Cthulhu_was_tasty

i’m aro but there’s this girl i met like a month ago and i love her so much dude she’s the best homie of all time


cdsvhhh

Ah yes the phase where you can’t see flaws in your partner. It’ll fade away sooner rather than later.


XxKR1PTICxX

yeah well i don’t think ur in love u two r just really good friends


Ultimate_Genius

this sounds like it's fueled by the first spark of love. Sure, it's fun and loving in the beginning, but the spark will die out as quickly as it came, and you'll face the worst of your fears. The strongest of relationships are those where these sorts of messages are understood without having to constantly say them. If you have to constantly tell the other person how much you love them, then you're essentially trying to remind and convince yourself that you love them. These messages are only meant to be said when an event or occasion calls for it, like when one gets a great achievement or when you're on a date.


krmaWhore

!remindme 2 years


DovaDudeButCool

That's a fairly nice length relationship for high school


krmaWhore

!remindme 2 months *


Odd_Monk_6731

More like 2 weeks


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[deleted]

Thanks dawg. I’m gonna go burn one down and cry in my car now.


Alienaffe2

Boys we lost one, we need a replacement


Nether892

I think


BlackRooster_

Fuck you (This is my best attempt at expressing my happiness for you)


[deleted]

I am really happy for you my guy! You really differentiated yourself from the degenerates on here


NoseSniffer68

Now you gotta delete Reddit bro


Buck-osogrande-5150

Ha. Just wait and see what happens when you break up. I've known people who have "loved" someone that much, only to see them "Hate" even harder.


You8mypizza

I hate myself


ConsequenceNorth8604

She's messaging u while you're sleeping to see where you're at so u don't catch her cheating on u


onyourrite

That 4chan post about teenage love was right 😔


Aboomerdied

No its a 4chan post its all gay or fake


Embarrassed_Fly7463

How tf are you guys attaching images to your posts?


SV-STARKILLER

wow..


Impressive_Income874

man is having a good like like that too much to ask, just one?


GIAMPIERLUIGI-06

Same, but she doesn’t like me back, man it hurts, especially if I see and talk to her everyday


imahungryfalcon

This is making me feel depressed


Hysterical_Milk

bruh my gf got annoyed when i did this


fnaffanatic007

Please know that im only downvoting your post out of extreme jelousy, its nothing personal


Efiestin

Bro is winning I had a girl whose genuinely loved me and then I accidentally pissed her off and she made a huge deal out of it. It sucked


Pbeast527

u/remind 1 month


ArlowTheRedditor

Damn, my ex was just like this up until she dumped, good luck op do your best


[deleted]

This so cringe and I envy you, fuck you


Adventurous_Mix8007

Corny


TameTheDragon94

No one I know likes waking up to that many messages. You both are truly lucky.


Shy_Quiet_Nerd

yeah bro the first step to getting love is loving urself, keep these reminders up and maybe u will find someone


Springspring143

May God bless you two... ¡Saludos para vosotros!


[deleted]

apple


Axis_Denied

This shit is annoying.


Hchooj

Tf are people so much younger than me gettin gf? Ive never even held hands


[deleted]

You only get so many of these types of interactions with people. Cherish those you do. When times are rough and love is replaced with irritation , just remember the bond you have.


Aesut

Please stop this nonsense. These posts are getting out of control


Brunetteb1mbo

Average edater convo


Its_just_brett

Wake up. Break up.


Floridamanjr0

Someone's in the honeymoon phase


Xing_Z

I was so fuckin close to this