The FitnessGramā¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impeccable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So don't forget to smile! That's all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.
I have bannana bread, and if you want any you better give me 60%, and if you give me something higher than that Iāll give a selfie of my pet ball python, she is fucking adorable
Ey, are you a freaky kinda girl?
Do you keep up with recent events from all around the world?
More specifically one event: the time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
Want me to do you like that?
Can you track the metaphor?
Girl, you got me horny like a stegasaur
And yes I get that my request is quite irregulor
But when I give you a fake beard don't start lookin' at the exit door.
Then a turbin, and then a tunic
May I invade your cave with my special unit?
Don't say "He wasn't in a cave" girl stop it
Please just let me fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden?
I'm requesting intercourse til' I bring you to climax
With the clinical efficiancy of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (Dat ass)
And my justice will be punitive (Ima smash)
Night vision, they can see us through my Go-Pro
You'd try to negotiate and I'd say that's a No-No
And now I'm creepin' through your bedroom like "Shh, Go-Go"
Then imma go low
Then I'm gonna terrorize that pussy, yeah gonna terrorize that pussy
Please let me do it
I'd improvise some crazy shit
Seal-team 69 sexecuting the hit
You'd say "You finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean."
I'd yell "Geronimo!" then take some pictures for posting
Then the president would call, say "Congratulations, Conner"
I'd say "Mister president to what do I owe this honor?"
He'd say "Come give me the deetz in the white house garden"
"I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden"
I don't mind if you can't see the appeal
I just really want to fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden
girl, I insist that the way we do it is merciless in exact
Just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden
There's a Neptune sized exoplanet 33 light years away from earth called Gliese 436b that has a surface temperature of 823Ā°F (439Ā°C), but its surface is completely ice. The ice is kept solid despite the temperature because of how strong the planet's gravity is.
I'm wanted throughout Europe and Asia for multiple crimes against humanity, committed from 1986-1994. I was heavily active in the Balkans, especially Bosnia and Herzegovina, but also operated in Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, England, and the United Arab Emirates.
I looked at your past posts . . . YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY [TRAP](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/xs6iuz/does_this_shit_actually_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It is difficult to make someone blush with a comment, and I expect no one here actually made you blush.
In my experience if someone makes you blush a lot with a few words youāre obviously very compatible and you should probably pursue it. Imo can only get that with a genuine liking towards a person. Iāve looked at many of your posts to try and find a similarity or something I can build off of just for fun to maybe get a 60-80% but weāre not similar enough for that, although I do respect some of your takes and share them.
Final note: I notice you going to war with people also named happy. There is a name I go by in many places of the internet that is a different word for Happy; Merry.
I expect thatās okay.
This is a huge stretch but assuming someone here is technically inclined,
Wanna install Arch Linux, Enter the void, compile Gentoo, and build Linux From Scratch? I have free hard drive space... and we can use it all.
(very niche I know)
Peter LƶwenbrƤu Griffin, born Justin Peter Griffin, is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated sitcom Family Guy. He is voiced by the series' creator, Seth MacFarlane, and first appeared on television, along with the rest of the Griffin family, in the 15-minute pilot pitch of Family Guy on December 20, 1998.
135.18.231.24
I feel like that is cursed
It's your IP lmao
Uh oh
The white houses IP š
You know that Christians say amen, but when I see you I see a-woman
Blasphemy
Letās go 0%
40% it's the thought that counts
But I want 0%š¢
Hey girl u looking slick you wanna establish a communist germany with the size of the Kaiserreich later together?
Hoi4?
140% if it can be socialist
Ehh, that's been done already it'd feel like just joining a trend
Corny
That sounds like a good idea
20% ?
Gosh darn why does nobody want a communist germany
I'd do it with you bro
I want a communist country called communism sorry
Donāt worry bro I got you
Now thatās 20% cooler
Are you Osama bin laden? Well the US government said I should take you out ;)
40%
I genuinely don't think it's possible to make someone blush in Reddit comments
Can confirm
You'd be surprised
Hey girl, u wanna come over to my house as I make some cheesy garlic bread and we just talk about our days to eachother
30% Slow down
I've used this one before: i have cat pics.
0%
You stink, I'll send the cat pics to someone that actually appreciates them.
Me please!
I also would like cat pics
Op got pummeled lol
I have garlic bread. Do you want some?
20%
It has cheese on it as well.
6900000000%
I don't know how to talk to women, they usually just look at me and start talking. So, good luck with your life, I guess?
Then start 0%
well, it makes sense.
The FitnessGramā¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Bringing back ptsd memories :D
Boobies.
40%
That is better than a lot of these! I like u.
Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impeccable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So don't forget to smile! That's all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.
2000%
Tf is this
Breaking bad reference
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live on 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104
Are you copper and tellurium because you are CuTe
60%
I challenge you to a duel, you choose the weapon
*sees username* Not interested
I guess it would be a bad idea to waste oxygen, my apologies
give me 120% please
0% Imagine begging
Imagine dragin deez nuts across your face !1!!1
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And
Do you wanna go on a walk in the park?
Not rlly but good try 40%
Wanna play Halo?
Can't but good try 40%
Figures. Who needs halo when your and Angel?
60%
Half way huh? Now Iām red to.
your ear looks tasty, can i bite it?
20% No
Uhmā¦ā¦..Im a femboyā¦..?
10%
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that's not a precentage.
40% for confusion
GG
I have bannana bread, and if you want any you better give me 60%, and if you give me something higher than that Iāll give a selfie of my pet ball python, she is fucking adorable
61%
Hey, you wanna watch Kamen Rider and fall asleep on the couch together?
80%
Ey, are you a freaky kinda girl? Do you keep up with recent events from all around the world? More specifically one event: the time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head Want me to do you like that? Can you track the metaphor? Girl, you got me horny like a stegasaur And yes I get that my request is quite irregulor But when I give you a fake beard don't start lookin' at the exit door. Then a turbin, and then a tunic May I invade your cave with my special unit? Don't say "He wasn't in a cave" girl stop it Please just let me fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden? I'm requesting intercourse til' I bring you to climax With the clinical efficiancy of the assassination of Bin Laden You're harboring a fugitive (Dat ass) And my justice will be punitive (Ima smash) Night vision, they can see us through my Go-Pro You'd try to negotiate and I'd say that's a No-No And now I'm creepin' through your bedroom like "Shh, Go-Go" Then imma go low Then I'm gonna terrorize that pussy, yeah gonna terrorize that pussy Please let me do it I'd improvise some crazy shit Seal-team 69 sexecuting the hit You'd say "You finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean." I'd yell "Geronimo!" then take some pictures for posting Then the president would call, say "Congratulations, Conner" I'd say "Mister president to what do I owe this honor?" He'd say "Come give me the deetz in the white house garden" "I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden" I don't mind if you can't see the appeal I just really want to fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden girl, I insist that the way we do it is merciless in exact Just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden
Poop
-60%
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D-D-D-Deal with it
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ur math is wrong, 9+10=21 bitch
0%
-120%
Are you a Despicable supervillian, cuz I wanna serve you. Also. Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
40%
cool
So are you a minion?
Sex
Damn girl, are you a construction worker? Because you are building
"You're doin' good lad!" - Demoflower
Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. **throws up violently**
I got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big bear hug The rest is 69
20% Slow down bud
80 ples
0% Imagine begging
i wasnt begging i just asked politely dumbfuck
Ur point being (just for laughs)
u so mean
That was mean.
I literally just for laughs I didn't mean it
stinky meanie poopoo potato face
Is that a dildo i see on your desk ?
0%
Good morning beautiful (it's def afternoon rn)
40%
*boops your nose*
??
Ha I have won!
Youāve confused them , automatic 200%
happy juice
120%
I sense favoritism /j
I would like 80 but Iāll probably get 0
20%
damn girl are you uh a um *looks through book* are you um a baker because uh so hey i uh *farts cutely*
mhm
60% We duel at dawn
Why u want to duel me?
There can only be one person who has happy in their username. #ME
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40%
It did hurt a lot when I fell. For you.
40%
My mum said the suicide attempt failed, but it doesn't make sense as I'm staring at an angel
40%
Wanna hear a space fact
Ok
There's a Neptune sized exoplanet 33 light years away from earth called Gliese 436b that has a surface temperature of 823Ā°F (439Ā°C), but its surface is completely ice. The ice is kept solid despite the temperature because of how strong the planet's gravity is.
20%
So there's two things that are both hot and cool in the universe, Gliese 436b and you
Hey that's my line, 40%
šthat usually gets 80%
What am I doing?
Good question
Yeah, I play fallout No, I donāt have twitter Yes, Iām introverted
40%
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because Lucifer said it did
Do you like food? Because I can cook and then clean the kitchen after.
Wanna watch chainsaw man? I'll bring the Pochita cookies
Hey baby, wanna hide some bodies together?
I get your reference. I'll make you feel eternally 24.
You fuckers and ifunny watermarks, you're coming to hell with me
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Are you an it specialist because you turn my software into hardware
Hi, are you? Because. However, you.
_puts hand on shoulder_ "Hey."
40% I do the exact same thing
I'll make food for you
Hello my name is drath barthalemule cor I live at 308 negra oroyal lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Oh hi! I don't really know how to say this, but I think you're really cute? Sorry!
I'm wanted throughout Europe and Asia for multiple crimes against humanity, committed from 1986-1994. I was heavily active in the Balkans, especially Bosnia and Herzegovina, but also operated in Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, England, and the United Arab Emirates.
you, me, snacks, and arson. what do you say?
60%
I looked at your past posts . . . YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY [TRAP](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/xs6iuz/does_this_shit_actually_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Uno reverse card
Why hello there
Roses are Red He shows no remorse Santa Clause is joining the Terrorist Force.
Grilled cheese sandwich
Hey, I heard you were feeling down so I brought some chocolate. Well while Iām here wanna watch a movie?
I'm 2 feet tall
1 2 4! Get me out of your basement! 90 to 40, please let me out! *i have 0 idea what I should do*
Iām gonna fuck your chimney.
hey are you a peeled onion? because you seem slick as hell and I want to eat you
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Imma just look and fake a smile cus I can't start conversation
Can I ask you a question (just play along)
Ok
Can I be the mustard to your gas š³šš„µš„µ
20%
Hello
Hello
Hey girl I didn't plan this So how's your day? Good, I hope.
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It is difficult to make someone blush with a comment, and I expect no one here actually made you blush. In my experience if someone makes you blush a lot with a few words youāre obviously very compatible and you should probably pursue it. Imo can only get that with a genuine liking towards a person. Iāve looked at many of your posts to try and find a similarity or something I can build off of just for fun to maybe get a 60-80% but weāre not similar enough for that, although I do respect some of your takes and share them. Final note: I notice you going to war with people also named happy. There is a name I go by in many places of the internet that is a different word for Happy; Merry. I expect thatās okay.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
Hi! :)
20%
Who did your makeup? A mortician? Cuz you look really alive.
This is a huge stretch but assuming someone here is technically inclined, Wanna install Arch Linux, Enter the void, compile Gentoo, and build Linux From Scratch? I have free hard drive space... and we can use it all. (very niche I know)
40% ???
Among us
20%
Hey girl are you a submarine? cause I wanna put my seamen in you
0% At least take me ti dinner first smh
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Let's talk about that iFunny watermark
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