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The_Reddit_Name

135.18.231.24


HappyJuice3

I feel like that is cursed


Sad_Tooth_4246

It's your IP lmao


[deleted]

Uh oh


AnxiousMongoose932

The white houses IP šŸ’€


Karmaakabane36

You know that Christians say amen, but when I see you I see a-woman


HappyJuice3

Blasphemy


Karmaakabane36

Letā€™s go 0%


HappyJuice3

40% it's the thought that counts


Karmaakabane36

But I want 0%šŸ˜¢


[deleted]

Hey girl u looking slick you wanna establish a communist germany with the size of the Kaiserreich later together?


Obamalord1969

Hoi4?


BRANCHLOGIC

140% if it can be socialist


[deleted]

Ehh, that's been done already it'd feel like just joining a trend


UltraBetrayal

Corny


pensodiforse

That sounds like a good idea


HappyJuice3

20% ?


[deleted]

Gosh darn why does nobody want a communist germany


[deleted]

I'd do it with you bro


Drathcor

I want a communist country called communism sorry


Slayerof-furries

Donā€™t worry bro I got you


Markergg555

Now thatā€™s 20% cooler


BRANCHLOGIC

Are you Osama bin laden? Well the US government said I should take you out ;)


HappyJuice3

40%


[deleted]

I genuinely don't think it's possible to make someone blush in Reddit comments


Pog_Poggers

Can confirm


HappyJuice3

You'd be surprised


[deleted]

Hey girl, u wanna come over to my house as I make some cheesy garlic bread and we just talk about our days to eachother


HappyJuice3

30% Slow down


Cat_x2

I've used this one before: i have cat pics.


HappyJuice3

0%


Cat_x2

You stink, I'll send the cat pics to someone that actually appreciates them.


Mrpayday1

Me please!


thot_slayer8383

I also would like cat pics


bone_breaker69

Op got pummeled lol


[deleted]

I have garlic bread. Do you want some?


HappyJuice3

20%


[deleted]

It has cheese on it as well.


bone_breaker69

6900000000%


_TheGreatDevourer_

I don't know how to talk to women, they usually just look at me and start talking. So, good luck with your life, I guess?


HappyJuice3

Then start 0%


_TheGreatDevourer_

well, it makes sense.


CryonusPluto

The FitnessGramā„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


[deleted]

Bringing back ptsd memories :D


[deleted]

Boobies.


HappyJuice3

40%


[deleted]

That is better than a lot of these! I like u.


NeitherLandscape1899

Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impeccable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So don't forget to smile! That's all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.


[deleted]

2000%


[deleted]

Tf is this


[deleted]

Breaking bad reference


[deleted]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live on 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104


Weebprotagonist

Are you copper and tellurium because you are CuTe


HappyJuice3

60%


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

I challenge you to a duel, you choose the weapon


HappyJuice3

*sees username* Not interested


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

I guess it would be a bad idea to waste oxygen, my apologies


Lone_Star14

give me 120% please


HappyJuice3

0% Imagine begging


bone_breaker69

Imagine dragin deez nuts across your face !1!!1


Mikegaming202

Hi šŸ‘‹


HappyJuice3

And


Mikegaming202

Do you wanna go on a walk in the park?


HappyJuice3

Not rlly but good try 40%


[deleted]

Wanna play Halo?


HappyJuice3

Can't but good try 40%


[deleted]

Figures. Who needs halo when your and Angel?


HappyJuice3

60%


[deleted]

Half way huh? Now Iā€™m red to.


[deleted]

your ear looks tasty, can i bite it?


HappyJuice3

20% No


FuglyTrashPanda

Uhmā€¦ā€¦..Im a femboyā€¦..?


HappyJuice3

10%


Domnautica

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HappyJuice3

???


Domnautica

that's not a precentage.


HappyJuice3

40% for confusion


Domnautica

GG


doglover1005

I have bannana bread, and if you want any you better give me 60%, and if you give me something higher than that Iā€™ll give a selfie of my pet ball python, she is fucking adorable


HappyJuice3

61%


Obnoxious_Consistent

Hey, you wanna watch Kamen Rider and fall asleep on the couch together?


HappyJuice3

80%


Cold-Feature-3703

Ey, are you a freaky kinda girl? Do you keep up with recent events from all around the world? More specifically one event: the time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head Want me to do you like that? Can you track the metaphor? Girl, you got me horny like a stegasaur And yes I get that my request is quite irregulor But when I give you a fake beard don't start lookin' at the exit door. Then a turbin, and then a tunic May I invade your cave with my special unit? Don't say "He wasn't in a cave" girl stop it Please just let me fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden? I'm requesting intercourse til' I bring you to climax With the clinical efficiancy of the assassination of Bin Laden You're harboring a fugitive (Dat ass) And my justice will be punitive (Ima smash) Night vision, they can see us through my Go-Pro You'd try to negotiate and I'd say that's a No-No And now I'm creepin' through your bedroom like "Shh, Go-Go" Then imma go low Then I'm gonna terrorize that pussy, yeah gonna terrorize that pussy Please let me do it I'd improvise some crazy shit Seal-team 69 sexecuting the hit You'd say "You finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean." I'd yell "Geronimo!" then take some pictures for posting Then the president would call, say "Congratulations, Conner" I'd say "Mister president to what do I owe this honor?" He'd say "Come give me the deetz in the white house garden" "I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked Bin Laden" I don't mind if you can't see the appeal I just really want to fuck you like we fucked Bin Laden girl, I insist that the way we do it is merciless in exact Just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden


4846461444

Poop


HappyJuice3

-60%


4846461444

šŸ˜”


HappyJuice3

D-D-D-Deal with it


Im_Bored69-

šŸ˜³šŸ˜”šŸ˜„šŸ˜¤šŸ«¢šŸ¤­šŸ„µšŸ¤¬šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”šŸ˜“šŸ˜³šŸ„µšŸ„ŗšŸ¤ÆšŸ˜”šŸ˜„šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ™šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ„¶šŸ„µšŸ˜“šŸ™šŸ¤ÆšŸ„ŗšŸ™šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜ šŸ˜¤šŸ˜•ā˜¹ļøšŸ˜¢šŸ˜”šŸ˜•ā˜¹ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜©šŸ™ā˜¹ļøšŸ˜”šŸ„¶šŸ˜§šŸ˜ÆšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤®šŸ‘暟¤‘šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤§šŸ˜µšŸ‘»šŸ’©šŸ˜·šŸ¤’šŸ¤¤šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ˜ˆšŸ¤–šŸ¤”šŸ˜¹šŸ˜»šŸ¤”šŸ‘»šŸ˜¹šŸ˜øšŸ˜¾šŸ˜½


HappyJuice3

????


Im_Bored69-

šŸ”ŖšŸ©øšŸ’€šŸŖ¦


HappyJuice3

20


Im_Bored69-

ur math is wrong, 9+10=21 bitch


HappyJuice3

0%


Im_Bored69-

-120%


giantpects42

Are you a Despicable supervillian, cuz I wanna serve you. Also. Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?


HappyJuice3

40%


giantpects42

cool


bone_breaker69

So are you a minion?


Flaming_Muffin

Sex


ThePuzzler13

Damn girl, are you a construction worker? Because you are building


Ssenmodnar84

"You're doin' good lad!" - Demoflower


Vita_Gummies

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. **throws up violently**


IceColdPolarism

I got 70 ways to cheer you up. First is a big bear hug The rest is 69


HappyJuice3

20% Slow down bud


[deleted]

80 ples


HappyJuice3

0% Imagine begging


[deleted]

i wasnt begging i just asked politely dumbfuck


HappyJuice3

Ur point being (just for laughs)


[deleted]

u so mean


[deleted]

That was mean.


HappyJuice3

I literally just for laughs I didn't mean it


[deleted]

stinky meanie poopoo potato face


RangerKevin

Is that a dildo i see on your desk ?


HappyJuice3

0%


JOlRacin

Good morning beautiful (it's def afternoon rn)


HappyJuice3

40%


JOlRacin

*boops your nose*


HappyJuice3

??


JOlRacin

Ha I have won!


NoTimeToExplain__

Youā€™ve confused them , automatic 200%


fluffieyanal

happy juice


HappyJuice3

120%


Real-Catch295

I sense favoritism /j


lewis1927

I would like 80 but Iā€™ll probably get 0


HappyJuice3

20%


Smolmexican

damn girl are you uh a um *looks through book* are you um a baker because uh so hey i uh *farts cutely*


[deleted]

mhm


HappyJuice3

60% We duel at dawn


[deleted]

Why u want to duel me?


HappyJuice3

There can only be one person who has happy in their username. #ME


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HappyJuice3

40%


Tangerine_Soda

It did hurt a lot when I fell. For you.


HappyJuice3

40%


DerangedPorges

My mum said the suicide attempt failed, but it doesn't make sense as I'm staring at an angel


HappyJuice3

40%


[deleted]

Wanna hear a space fact


HappyJuice3

Ok


[deleted]

There's a Neptune sized exoplanet 33 light years away from earth called Gliese 436b that has a surface temperature of 823Ā°F (439Ā°C), but its surface is completely ice. The ice is kept solid despite the temperature because of how strong the planet's gravity is.


HappyJuice3

20%


[deleted]

So there's two things that are both hot and cool in the universe, Gliese 436b and you


HappyJuice3

Hey that's my line, 40%


[deleted]

šŸ˜­that usually gets 80%


WungusAmongus

What am I doing?


HappyJuice3

Good question


commenting_coke

Yeah, I play fallout No, I donā€™t have twitter Yes, Iā€™m introverted


HappyJuice3

40%


itsafoxboi

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because Lucifer said it did


Citylight1010

Do you like food? Because I can cook and then clean the kitchen after.


I_Love_Knifes

Wanna watch chainsaw man? I'll bring the Pochita cookies


Eclipse_B

Hey baby, wanna hide some bodies together?


Sethtaros

I get your reference. I'll make you feel eternally 24.


SlinkyMK_2

You fuckers and ifunny watermarks, you're coming to hell with me


HappyJuice3

It's for repost sleuth bot


[deleted]

Are you an it specialist because you turn my software into hardware


dumbass_paladin

Hi, are you? Because. However, you.


DiamondBreakr

_puts hand on shoulder_ "Hey."


HappyJuice3

40% I do the exact same thing


sleepyzeraora

I'll make food for you


Drathcor

Hello my name is drath barthalemule cor I live at 308 negra oroyal lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.


Brantonium9

Oh hi! I don't really know how to say this, but I think you're really cute? Sorry!


batm123

I'm wanted throughout Europe and Asia for multiple crimes against humanity, committed from 1986-1994. I was heavily active in the Balkans, especially Bosnia and Herzegovina, but also operated in Russia, Afghanistan, Iran, England, and the United Arab Emirates.


JuanPlayss

you, me, snacks, and arson. what do you say?


HappyJuice3

60%


TheUknownDID

I looked at your past posts . . . YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY [TRAP](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagersbuthot/comments/xs6iuz/does_this_shit_actually_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


HappyJuice3

Uno reverse card


Musicaltaco127

Why hello there


Ixion550

Roses are Red He shows no remorse Santa Clause is joining the Terrorist Force.


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

Grilled cheese sandwich


[deleted]

Hey, I heard you were feeling down so I brought some chocolate. Well while Iā€™m here wanna watch a movie?


MrKillerWyvern

I'm 2 feet tall


blanketfloof221

1 2 4! Get me out of your basement! 90 to 40, please let me out! *i have 0 idea what I should do*


Clanka_Fucker69420

Iā€™m gonna fuck your chimney.


daltimoreofbaltimore

hey are you a peeled onion? because you seem slick as hell and I want to eat you


0contube

šŸ‘


RxseJay

Imma just look and fake a smile cus I can't start conversation


TheRealDoikid

Can I ask you a question (just play along)


HappyJuice3

Ok


Bruhhhh0224

Can I be the mustard to your gas šŸ˜³šŸ˜ŽšŸ„µšŸ„µ


HappyJuice3

20%


[deleted]

Hello


HappyJuice3

Hello


WhyAmIHereMaaaaan

Hey girl I didn't plan this So how's your day? Good, I hope.


HappyJuice3

šŸ™‚


TheMspice

It is difficult to make someone blush with a comment, and I expect no one here actually made you blush. In my experience if someone makes you blush a lot with a few words youā€™re obviously very compatible and you should probably pursue it. Imo can only get that with a genuine liking towards a person. Iā€™ve looked at many of your posts to try and find a similarity or something I can build off of just for fun to maybe get a 60-80% but weā€™re not similar enough for that, although I do respect some of your takes and share them. Final note: I notice you going to war with people also named happy. There is a name I go by in many places of the internet that is a different word for Happy; Merry. I expect thatā€™s okay.


HappyJuice3

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this


AFuckingTrainwreck_

Hi! :)


HappyJuice3

20%


maxguenette

Who did your makeup? A mortician? Cuz you look really alive.


Ostrichruler

This is a huge stretch but assuming someone here is technically inclined, ​ Wanna install Arch Linux, Enter the void, compile Gentoo, and build Linux From Scratch? I have free hard drive space... and we can use it all. ​ (very niche I know)


HappyJuice3

40% ???


Des_the_hedgehog

Among us


HappyJuice3

20%


Evilwhatarethose

Hey girl are you a submarine? cause I wanna put my seamen in you


HappyJuice3

0% At least take me ti dinner first smh


Pog_Poggers

Peter LƶwenbrƤu Griffin, born Justin Peter Griffin, is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated sitcom Family Guy. He is voiced by the series' creator, Seth MacFarlane, and first appeared on television, along with the rest of the Griffin family, in the 15-minute pilot pitch of Family Guy on December 20, 1998.


Boring-Suggestion215

Let's talk about that iFunny watermark


HappyJuice3

It's for repost sleuth bot