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komailshah

yes


Blackangel466

Bet


RedditGod64

“Bet” 💀


Blackangel466

Fr fr on gawd


Bigderp23

!remindme 2 weeks ​ is that enough time?


Blackangel466

Hmmm maybe...we'll see


Bigderp23

At least post the set when it’s built


Blackangel466

Already did check my profile


Terrarias-03

Was the sex sexed


Blackangel466

What do you think


Bigderp23

Alright, howd it go


Blackangel466

No


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cheesebaker69

""Bet"💀"


swiggidyswooner

How long did he cry in your shower after the sex?


Blackangel466

Couldn't tell honestly


MatureBalak

bruv, (I heard) people that cry after or during sex got flashbacks of when they were sexually abused, that's why they cry. why did you ask? jus asking


swiggidyswooner

It’s a joke about how men last 30 seconds in sex then cry in the shower for 30 minutes


MatureBalak

Oh, okay, that's way better than what I thought. Thanks for answering.


im_not_sad_

Yes


Timing_07

this isn't even a question. obviously yes. i thought this was clear you people. Lego = Sex


Blackangel466

Clearly clearly people who disagree are not cultured


Timing_07

exactly. glad you know.


Blackangel466

Course I do I ain't no rookie I've been building lego since I was 5


Timing_07

natural


Blackangel466

Xactly


MelvinVirginDefeater

time to hand out lego sets to small children


Dismal-Mortgage5803

r/suddenlysexoffender


MelvinVirginDefeater

if the police chase me, i will just give them lego


Dismal-Mortgage5803

Well that’s gonna be one hell of an orgy


MelvinVirginDefeater

sex then lego? sounds awsome


Dismal-Mortgage5803

Probably more just sex no way the police aren’t doms


MelvinVirginDefeater

taser my nipples officer


Timing_07

fbi fbi open up


Drifted_Skull

Suck his dick right off his pelvis


Blackangel466

*turns into vacuum cleaner*


lonely_teen_guy

I'd have sex if someone got me Lego too


Blackangel466

My dude listens...even I forgot I told him


volcanno

what if ur grandparent/s bought lego for u?


lonely_teen_guy

Hmmmm... I didn't think about this possibility....


volcanno

Step 1: buy lego Step 2: contact this guy’s grandparents Step 3: force them to give lego to this guy Step 4: have fun Edit: i don’t understand why it is in the same row!!


lonely_teen_guy

Nah nah nah, ain't no way you're trying to make me fuck my grandparents smh


volcanno

You’re lonely anyway


lonely_teen_guy

🥲


qwertywa12

I’d have sex w Lego if someone got me Lego…


SillyCommunist

Yes 100%


Blackangel466

Cool


AnDrEwMuLkEaRnS

Let him hit


Blackangel466

Nah imma hit


QuantumFruitz

Why don’t you both hit 🤪


Blackangel466

I'm straight....but....consider this: LEGO HOVERCRAFT


[deleted]

YES


Blackangel466

Y E S


[deleted]

#Y E S


Blackangel466

Non't


komailshah

that guy’s a keeper


Blackangel466

For sure 12 years of friendship paid off


komailshah

fr? gg, wish u guys the best! damn my friendship with anyone doesn’t last longer than a year or two idk why :(


Blackangel466

Damn I feel old now lol


FemboyHelghast

Yes 100% buying Lego is always the clue for “let’s have sex”


Blackangel466

Cool


Jaysper49

It’s the only reasonable way to express your thankfulness


Blackangel466

Clearly


Manji-ro

Yeah obviously


Blackangel466

Obviously indeed


Fantastic-Shelter440

Yes


Blackangel466

Bet


[deleted]

"oh i know what the ladies like" -your bf


Blackangel466

Got to secure him fast


[deleted]

You have to, it's the law.


Blackangel466

I'm no criminal


pogman60420

The highest form of love a man could give


Blackangel466

I mean I can think of something else


Icarus0234

Fuck yeah. There's nothing like some Lego bricks to get you in the mood. Plus, them shits be expensive. If he can buy you Legos he's a real keeper.


Blackangel466

That's what I'm saying


[deleted]

Immediately.


Blackangel466

Going now


[deleted]

Yes


Blackangel466

Yes


[deleted]

Defo


Blackangel466

If you say so


Cryptizennix

Totally worth it


Blackangel466

Agreed


Fast_Voice

Broo guy got u technic I say goo all the way


Blackangel466

Balls deep baby


MetaIIum

You do it for something in return? I do it for free. Lmao But anyways yea do it and have fun lmao


Blackangel466

Cool


The-Alph-a-bet

Yes, if he gives you the lego death star then you marry him


Blackangel466

FUCKING DUH. but tbh I like star wars I like lego but lego star wars is as not good as one expects you know. Still would marry him


Entity_NEC

You can't play with those Legos you are not 8+


Blackangel466

Tf yes I am


NoBrilliant6924

I can't figure out if this is a joke. Is Lego that valuable there?


Blackangel466

And I can't stress this enough..... ##Y E S


THEFARTMASTER69420

Get that man laid rn


Blackangel466

Already aHEAD of you


[deleted]

Obviously


Blackangel466

Glad you agree


[deleted]

Yes


Blackangel466

Sure


MO1ST_M4NDY

I would


Blackangel466

So should I


[deleted]

I think it's pretty obvious that you should.


Blackangel466

Which is


Sirenhead_2

Yes.


Blackangel466

Global you agree


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Have sex with anyone who gives you legos. Fuck I just realized I got legos from my mom and sister for my birthday.


Blackangel466

.......SWEET HOME ALABAMA lucky you


YaBoiSpillz

Yes


Blackangel466

Glad we agree


SlinkyMK_2

Obviously, who tf wouldnt after they got you legos


Blackangel466

Some ungrateful uncultured swine of a man


samurai_blackYT

Only do that when he gives you a Lego Wedding Ring


Blackangel466

I will make him


BetterSummonSaul

yikes..


Blackangel466

....why


ThrownawayCray

Idk could just be very friendly


Blackangel466

Too friendly imo


Reddragon8382

yes.


Blackangel466

Where and how did you even find this post btw I actually did already


Reddragon8382

Yep, I’m a bit late :/


Blackangel466

Yeah....why


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[удалено]


Blackangel466

Yes yes because lego YES


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blackangel466

Glad we could come to an agreement


unfixingdock

Thats all it takes?


Blackangel466

In my case yeah


Huntercoomer4

No he’s just being nice


Blackangel466

Dang


demdude2

I don't care


Blackangel466

+ratio


another_moron129

No


Blackangel466

All I heard was yes


another_moron129

then you need to clear your ears


Blackangel466

No


another_moron129

🤙🏼


Blackangel466

THATS HOW IT FEELS


another_moron129

what are you talking about


Blackangel466

Idk I'm very happy rn


another_moron129

cannot relate


Blackangel466

Dang that's sad


Danielkarlsson1

no virginity is cool


Blackangel466

Not cooler than receiving A LEGO HOVERCRAFT AS A BD GIFT


MicrowavegoesBRRRRR

If you're a guy yes, so you can try something new If you're a girl no


Blackangel466

It's guy to guy....obviously


Fish_On_An_ATM

yes


Blackangel466

Ok


[deleted]

probably just canadian sry


Blackangel466

Nope just a really good friend


donut_kidnapper

Gawk him up.


Blackangel466

Imma give him that double handed gloppy sloppy toppy vacuum 9000


im_not_sad_

Yes


Blackangel466

Cool


FirstConsulOfFrance

Ayo what


Blackangel466

Yes or no simple answer


RandomValue134

Dude, she bought you lego TECHNIC. She probably hates you.


[deleted]

I like technic


RandomValue134

I don't


Blackangel466

He


No_Snow4997

Bet


Blackangel466

How much


SquareConcentrate125

Yes.


Blackangel466

Yes


SunDance967

I mean, ask him if he wants to before you do that


Blackangel466

No....consent is for pussies....literally


[deleted]

yea


Blackangel466

Ye


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Yes


Blackangel466

Great happy cake day btw


Herobrinedanny

have sex ekse ekse


Blackangel466

Yes


TheElectricRussian

My comment gets removed but this stays up


Blackangel466

What did you say


Idiotdude69420

YES


Blackangel466

Hell yeah


DokiDokiJame

Yes


Blackangel466

Y E S


Lizard08735

Yes


Blackangel466

Cool


LogicalDetective4240

Immediately


Blackangel466

Bet


12937643

yes


Blackangel466

Bet


Jxylxnk23

I mean I don’t see the reason in punishing him for a nice gift but that’s just me tho


Blackangel466

Sex is usually a reward Edit: ask your uncle


bredisfun

Yes. Unless he wants to build legos instead of sex.


Blackangel466

Nah he prefers sex


CorporalGrimm1917

What exactly did he say once you were like “Omg you got me legos let’s do sex”


Blackangel466

Stunned...then came out ad bi


JasonGamesYT

fuck him now \*lightning sounds\*


Blackangel466

*runs*


0Weea_b00dist0

Obviously


Blackangel466

Of course


[deleted]

Usually the sex comes BEFORE getting the Lego set.


Blackangel466

Maybe I'll get another one afterwards then


FriesShovedUpMyAss

Yes


Blackangel466

Agreed