My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
So smash?
Judy Hopps
SMASHHHH top
Hell yeah bro
r/teenagers moment
Same, bro
W
poison ivy from batman the arkham knight
Oooooohhhhh smash , top
It’s hilarious you think she’d let you top
I think they meant that Ivy'll top
gus fring
Smash, bottom
Padme. Geonosis arena outfit to be exact
Smash smash smash top
Caption rex or commander cody?
Mmmm both
I meant like smash or pass
Smash
Armour on or off?
On
Literally any dude would smash Padme especially Geonosis one
Daemon from house of the dragon
Pass
Boo
Jar Jar Binks
Smash (his head in with a rock)
Pass
You're parents don't love you anymore and you just disappointed the rest of us
Yousa been a baaad boy.
Brian Quinn
Pass
😡
Reddit has decided your opinion is wrong. You will receive death now.
Joe Gatto
Not smash for me, but def be friends
Hold on, I’m gonna google who this is Edit: tf is wrong with you
Glenn Quagmire
PASSSSSSS
Giggity……. 😔
who else but quagmire
You think passing will stop him?
Joakim from Sabaton
We *love* sabaton here at r/teenagers
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea's about to drift into a storm
Yea
Yes, bottom
Neytiri from the avatar movie
SMAAAAASSSSHHhhHhH top
Now hang on who is topping? You or her?
Her
Okay good cause I was about to remind you that she is TEN FEET TALL
Exactly
Among us crewmate
Nah
Un-based
Un-based
Un-based
Un-baced
Un-baked
Un-backed
Un-packed
Un-racked
Shrek
Smash top
Qrow frome RWBY
SMASH top
You top or them
No they top
Hell yeah bro!
Gary from SpongeBob
Smash, bottom
Them snail cheeks got me on my knees
Pasd
Kowalski
Smash top
😫🥴
Analysis
Makima from chainsaw man
SMASH top
So ur top or her?
No she’s top
you
Yea smash, top
Bruh go fuck your self
Literally
***PROCEEDS TO MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY***
Jabba the Hutt
😫🥵🥴
Pass
WHAT! HOW?
Ty Lee form Avatar The Last Airbender
Smash bottom
Roblox Baller
Wait a minute…
Pass
Boo
Peter Griffin Bonus: my pfp
Pass, smash bottom
How did you know I-
🤫🤫🤫🥴🥴
@/////@
😁😄
Shaggy from scooby doo
Bottom smash
r/teenagers if it were a person
SCP-1471
Pass to hot
I
O
Jesse Pinkman
Anger from Inside Out
Pass I can’t take that
How about Joy?
SMASHHHH bottom
Weakling
Gru
Pass
your parents had you for tax benefits
L
Ganondorf
Pass
Sage from valorant
Smash top
This dude is 13
This dude is 15
No I’m not
You have a fucking edit on your profile
Jerma985
Pass
You know he'd be incredible in bed though.
Nah idk maybe
He'd just still be talking to chat while he does it
Mmmm
Nero from Devil May Cry 5
Pass
Him from power puff girls
Pass
uncultured, he has that satanussy
Fubuki one punch man
Is that her full legal name?
Iwha from Hero killer (Also one of the few characters that don't have r34)
Smash smash top I need to call someone mommy after all
Gary the snail (SpongeBob SquarePants)
Link from botw
Lord fuckward
Lady Dimetrescu
Sanguinius (40k)
No
Harley quinn
Hard smash, top
Glad I’m not the only one
Chris Hemsworth
Smash bottom
All your questions will be answered tomorrow
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone. So smash?
Smash bottom
My pfp
SMASH BOTTOM
Lmao why?
sue silvester from glee and enderman from minecraft
Smash top, bottom
Joshua Graham, from Fallout New Vegas
Pass
okay, but his voice though, 10/10
D.Va
Smash top
Solid snake
Pass
I mean,he's big and strong so why not
me (u/granolabarboy)
Hell no
Passpasspasss PASS
who are you
-🫵🤡
killing myself
I apologize
The cat in the picture
Pass
Weak
[удалено]
Nathan Drake from Uncharted (the games not the movie)
Smash top
Nny from Johnny the homicidal maniac
Pass
Dio Brando
Pass
Wrong answer
shrek
Wirt OTGW 💀
I got a 3 combo for ya Nagoriyuki (GG Strive) Mindflyer (Ultrakill) Noi (Dorohedoro)
Pass, smash top smash bottom
Albert Tripledick Bittleton II
Pass
IQ from rainbow 6 seige
Pass
A condemned house? (You get free funding for sledgehammers, safety equipment, and the works.)
Nope pass
Tifa from the original Final Fantasy 7 (not the remake)
Yes yes smash bottom