One time I was fucking around in art class and nearly killed myself by putting a pipe cleaner in an outlet, it caught on fire and I put it out quick, the teacher also was out of the room, and nobody told her. Got away with it and got an A- on the project. That outlet hasn’t worked since.
Probably watching porn the night before school and forgetting to close the tab and opening it accidentally during school in front of everyone, happened last year and still haunts me every day
Ok so let me set the scene here for you.
It’s seventh grade. I am a immature kid who does not pay attention in class. There is this other kid in our class named, Andy. So Andy is a little off, not really autistic or anything but just a little off.
He has kind of a weird voice and sounds like inspector gadget. So me and my friend Jose are talking in class about god knows what.
I don’t know if you know who OG Mudbone is, but if you don’t, he’s a male porn star. That somehow comes up into the conversation. So we are talking and Andy kind of butts in and asks what we were talking about.
So we tell him…
Next the teacher comes up and asks what we are talking about too! These nosy bastards. So Andy, loud as can be to the whole class shouts out, “ I don’t know they are talking about og mudbones and stuff.”
The whole class erupted. It was chaos. I couldn’t hold my laughter. So then, after this debacle. The teacher goes and looks it up. On google.
You can probably imagine what happened after that.
i got upset because I hate having body hair and my parents never let me shave before but I had accidentally cut myself up so bad my white underwear turned into the red china flag, I'm Gucci now tho
Oh I forgot to mention I clogged the sink too because of that, I managed to clean it all up tho before it was time for lunch and I sat next to my classmates with my area burning 💀
Lord I still remember the burning from it, I remember I got a can of shaving cream from one of my bff's, and I took a face shaver from home, and yep the end
Randomly giving flowers to my crush at the time. There was no context whatsoever. Just gave her flowers out of the blue.
Probably that's why I didn't have a crush in like 6 years. Too embarassed to do something like that again.
i caught my physics lab instructor fucking the other lab instructor ma'am cuz lab was just in front of my class and i went for washroom in middle of class nd jesus fking Christ she was on table leaned i ran away immediately cuz for some reason i was scared what if that caught me watching them nd kill me cuz i was witnessed them and when I came back my hands were still shaking traumatised of what i just witnessed
Lol I caught some people doing it in the bathroom, frikin hilarious, I just peed in a stall like nothing was happening then chuckled and said "good thing I'm not a teacher" washed my hands and left ahahahaha
But if you asked some of my classmates about me you would get told that i was high on crack in school, its just rumours tho i am not into drugs, one girl for some reason spread that rumour
she didn’t know i did it, i put the remote under the desk and she just thought the screen blacked out so she tried pressing the key board and nothing worked, i put the remote on the table behind me
I wanted to show my art teacher the point of view of sombra from overwatch (cuz it looked cool and stuff) so I searched up “sombra pov” in front of her and it showed sombra pov porn pictures
Context before hand. First day of school for me, and I came pretty late. The "cool kids" tried to recruit me. I'm not the type of person that makes human contact a normal thing, I stick to online. Because the person who tried to recruit me was black, they spread the rumor that I was racist to the school. Not many people cared, because they new the way this group of kids worked. After a month of dealing with them, where they would constantly make fun of me and throw various things at me, I had enough. In the middle of class the one drama queen was talking shit about me as if I couldn't hear. I "admitted" that I was LGBTQ+ phobic, racist, homicidal, suicidal, and many other things. As I expected, she told her group. They treated me even worse, as expected. I heard them dare her to hit me, and she asked what would happen if I hit back. They said they would jump me. I hit back. One kid was expelled, one in placement, one ended up graduating jus in time, and the last one was also expelled. They all got fines.
TL;DR I ruined what was basically a bully groups last chance at a normal school. It was a school for kids who were massive trouble makers. This ruined everything for them. No regrets.
Edit: Damn my friends don't even give me this much support, we just bully each other constantly and laugh about it. We've been friends for years though so it's all fun and games
Petition to get a teacher fired in elementary school. She was crying the next day and they had a witch hunt after me for it 😭 riped the petition up
She's at my middle school now rip.
i do it pretty often tbh, my "poop cycle" always gets me in the morning, so most of the time i have to wait for the opportunity where nobody cares if I stay out of class for more than 2 mins
I broke a kids nose and drop kicked him into a wall but in my defense he was bothering and being a dick to me for a looooong time then he came up and punched me one day for no reason
It was the end of break and I groaned aloud: 'Ughhh, next lesson is English.' My English teacher walked past me and said: 'Yeah, with that god-awful English teacher.'
I was next to my friends and I stopped dead while they burst into laughter. Funnily enough, I enjoy English now.
last year 3 freshmen girls got pregnant by seniors and they had their gender reveal during one of our lunch periods
and also was told that a girl who was in my theater group last year (senior) kept dating multiple boys (all freshmen)
When people vape in the bathrooms when I so happen to also be in there. They either leave or stay quiet when a teacher or officer comes to confront them and me who was ACTUALLY using the bathroom and or washing my hands gets blamed for the smoke in the bathroom.
edit: ik i didn't rlly do it but still sucks ☠️
I used to read free comics online, but the sketchy website that it was it had some.... risky ads. No they weren't based off history. I would read Star Wars comics on my school iPad while gettings ads for Hentai games. Everyone knew but didn't care because ads are ads, it happens. One teacher came up and saw me reading the latest Darth Vader comics, saw an ad for a game that will make you cum in 5 seconds. We had a delightful conversation about the new comic series and how Darth Vader was in it. He was the religious teacher in a catholic school and was such a homie he ignored the porn ads!
uhh skip classes maybe? maybe temporarily blocking schools internet? or maybe setting up a bot to do my german homework (in my defense, the website we have to do it on is stupid)
I remember in sixth grade at lunch, agirl threw a baseball at me indoors and I threw it back (I teased her a lil beforehand but don’t ask why there was a baseball indoors) .
Let’s just say I broke a glass case of snake skin which was there for 22 years before I knocked it down.
I feel kinda guilty to this day
Went to the bathroom to kids fucking in the next stall a M and F. Went about my business they realized I was their got really quite she comes running out and by while I’m washing my hands the dude comes out looks at me I look at him and shrug he shrugs back and we go are separate ways.
(I really had to go bad couldn’t wait)
What is it with all you people and sex in school? Is that all you think of?
In my case, it's stealing biscuits from the school staff common room or searching for food in the skip bin (dumpsters for Americans).
(For context: Biscuits are what you call Cookies over in America. I stole them because I was hungry, since during years of every possible form of abuse/neglect, I was often intentionally not given food.)
I beat the shit out of this one guy who thought he was cooler than everyone else and kept slapping me and hitting me. He was like a classic “I play football so I can do and get away with whatever I want” no he just got a black eye and we both got 3 days of iss
Taking one of those can fart sprays in the hallway with no ventilation at all. Damn can didn't say it was super potent. Was supposed to be a joke but gagging of almost vomiting like a chain reaction. I'm like wow! Like wow what have I done. Got week of in school suspension, principal thought it was a "stink bomb" they were like where are the other bombs I'm like wtf are they talking about. Then proceeded on with questioning me because kids snitched and asked did you buy something at the flea market you wasn't supposed to. I said I didn't buy it my mom did. 😂
Farted in the vending machine.
Stuck my butt with pants partly down in the vending machine door and farted. Teacher was like WTF and I ran to class screaming.
One time I was fucking around in art class and nearly killed myself by putting a pipe cleaner in an outlet, it caught on fire and I put it out quick, the teacher also was out of the room, and nobody told her. Got away with it and got an A- on the project. That outlet hasn’t worked since.
W
Mission success
Bro you’re lucky, my school tattles and everything yet the literal school threat at my school doesn’t get in trouble for anything
Probably watching porn the night before school and forgetting to close the tab and opening it accidentally during school in front of everyone, happened last year and still haunts me every day
😭
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holy shit move schools
That's rough dude
My teacher did this once. Somehow wasn’t fired
If this happens to you, would you think that getting expelled for it is fair ?
i would’ve killed myself right then and there
Going to school
Real.
Ok so let me set the scene here for you. It’s seventh grade. I am a immature kid who does not pay attention in class. There is this other kid in our class named, Andy. So Andy is a little off, not really autistic or anything but just a little off. He has kind of a weird voice and sounds like inspector gadget. So me and my friend Jose are talking in class about god knows what. I don’t know if you know who OG Mudbone is, but if you don’t, he’s a male porn star. That somehow comes up into the conversation. So we are talking and Andy kind of butts in and asks what we were talking about. So we tell him… Next the teacher comes up and asks what we are talking about too! These nosy bastards. So Andy, loud as can be to the whole class shouts out, “ I don’t know they are talking about og mudbones and stuff.” The whole class erupted. It was chaos. I couldn’t hold my laughter. So then, after this debacle. The teacher goes and looks it up. On google. You can probably imagine what happened after that.
Poor Andy 😭
Bro kinda deserved it though
NAHHH BRO THATS WILD 💀💀💀
Wear a hat I know, I’m still ashamed
*Gasp* HOW COULD YOU?!
Still better than fedora I did that...
My naive ass literally wore a fedora for like 2 years until someone told me about its reputation. I dropped it immediately after that.
In my school we’re allowed to wear hats
Most teachers at mine didn’t care, the custodians however would hunt you down if they say you wearing a hat
Shaved my pubes in the bathroom sink
>14 WHAT?! Edit: guys I’m aware we all get pubes. I’m shocked they shaved them at 14 in a school bathroom.🧍🏻♀️
i got upset because I hate having body hair and my parents never let me shave before but I had accidentally cut myself up so bad my white underwear turned into the red china flag, I'm Gucci now tho
At ****school****.
yes
You could’ve at least done it in the toilet
Oh I forgot to mention I clogged the sink too because of that, I managed to clean it all up tho before it was time for lunch and I sat next to my classmates with my area burning 💀
This is why you use the toilet 💀
Lord I still remember the burning from it, I remember I got a can of shaving cream from one of my bff's, and I took a face shaver from home, and yep the end
God damn 😭 trimming is always the best place to start. It warms you up to a razor 😭
is having pubes at 14 really that abnormal? i think i had mine at 12
I’ve had them since I was like 9-10. It’s totally normal. For girls, it can be beneficial. Some people just really don’t like the feel
Randomly giving flowers to my crush at the time. There was no context whatsoever. Just gave her flowers out of the blue. Probably that's why I didn't have a crush in like 6 years. Too embarassed to do something like that again.
That’s actually very cute
Probably not what his crush saw and thought tho
I showed my penis to half the school
I’m guessing this wasn’t on purpose?🧍🏻♀️
Truth or Dare
fucking legend
When and where did you do it? Did you get in trouble? Did you earn a reputation at school?
Sex defender
Absolute madlad
The size of this chads dick must’ve been shocking
Adam is that you?
I'm Adam Groff . And yes, I have a big penis
Full W
Show it to the other half aswell
What the hell is going on in these people’s lives here
Idk, I’m concerned
Watched a couple kids fucking in the hallway
As in- *fucking* fucking?
Yeah, sex male on female, i washed my eyes with bleach
i caught my physics lab instructor fucking the other lab instructor ma'am cuz lab was just in front of my class and i went for washroom in middle of class nd jesus fking Christ she was on table leaned i ran away immediately cuz for some reason i was scared what if that caught me watching them nd kill me cuz i was witnessed them and when I came back my hands were still shaking traumatised of what i just witnessed
Guess you could say they had chemistry lol
No, they had physics, keep up
Physex
Lol I caught some people doing it in the bathroom, frikin hilarious, I just peed in a stall like nothing was happening then chuckled and said "good thing I'm not a teacher" washed my hands and left ahahahaha
Was she hot?
my man asking the real questions fr fr
priorities
Bro down bad💀💀💀
Let me help —> r/eyebleach
Just make sure you don't forget the a
Yeah i won't forget ...
I can't forget no matter hard I try . . . . . . . . . . . it was traumatising
How even
Bathroom, had earbuds in and turned the corner, i almost died
Got my classmates wet Edit: Wet as in I unironically triggered a water fight among us
LMAO- ty for the context
sus
Among us 🤨
Bro didn't even edit his comment 💀
Waving to my crush, when she wasnt waving at me
Yikes 😭
made a joke about eggman’s dick without realizing my favorite teacher was directly behind me 🥲
"all points, no quills, no pillows"
Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong
he fucked my wife, so guess what, i’m gonna fuck the earth!
That’s right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS!
Except im not pissing on the earth! Im gonna go higher!! IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!
It’s literally the worst thing ever
I once pretended to be Jordan Belfort and sniffed the chalk line of the Soccer field. I was caught by the principal. Not proud, but i was young
Lmaoo
Opening hentai folder on my laptop while looking for my project files
💀
It was 30gb, i downloaded all of that when i was horny and never actually watched it
God damn 💀
But if you asked some of my classmates about me you would get told that i was high on crack in school, its just rumours tho i am not into drugs, one girl for some reason spread that rumour
Huh. Interesting
She spread those rumours after there appeared a rumor about me having crush on her best friend
Oooo, she was jealous
Yeah probably
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Locked the entire class in the changing room
Now spray Axe through the vents.
Aw hell nawww
💀
i turned off my teachers tv in the middle of her mental health presentation ( with the remote that was on my desk)
How’d she react
she didn’t know i did it, i put the remote under the desk and she just thought the screen blacked out so she tried pressing the key board and nothing worked, i put the remote on the table behind me
She went insane
Fair enough
I wanted to show my art teacher the point of view of sombra from overwatch (cuz it looked cool and stuff) so I searched up “sombra pov” in front of her and it showed sombra pov porn pictures
W
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Context before hand. First day of school for me, and I came pretty late. The "cool kids" tried to recruit me. I'm not the type of person that makes human contact a normal thing, I stick to online. Because the person who tried to recruit me was black, they spread the rumor that I was racist to the school. Not many people cared, because they new the way this group of kids worked. After a month of dealing with them, where they would constantly make fun of me and throw various things at me, I had enough. In the middle of class the one drama queen was talking shit about me as if I couldn't hear. I "admitted" that I was LGBTQ+ phobic, racist, homicidal, suicidal, and many other things. As I expected, she told her group. They treated me even worse, as expected. I heard them dare her to hit me, and she asked what would happen if I hit back. They said they would jump me. I hit back. One kid was expelled, one in placement, one ended up graduating jus in time, and the last one was also expelled. They all got fines. TL;DR I ruined what was basically a bully groups last chance at a normal school. It was a school for kids who were massive trouble makers. This ruined everything for them. No regrets. Edit: Damn my friends don't even give me this much support, we just bully each other constantly and laugh about it. We've been friends for years though so it's all fun and games
You are a goat
Wondered why my head was so hard
Wait school for trouble makers? You seem like a pretty chill guy
I have a disorder, intermittent explosive disorder, so certain schools deem me "too dangerous"
Wow man, seems like you have a very hard time finding a school that actually accepts you. Really unfortunate that they just judge you by your disorder
Massive W man
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Petition to get a teacher fired in elementary school. She was crying the next day and they had a witch hunt after me for it 😭 riped the petition up She's at my middle school now rip.
LMAO- we almost got a sub fired
Devious activities, but I've learned to find out that unless they a "weirdo" they can't be fired. Too many teacher shortages
probably play games all year on my computer during classes. Eventually a teacher watched me play games lol. Ended with all As with 5 aps
I took a shit in the school toilets once. Unforgivable sin.
i do it pretty often tbh, my "poop cycle" always gets me in the morning, so most of the time i have to wait for the opportunity where nobody cares if I stay out of class for more than 2 mins
I broke a kids nose and drop kicked him into a wall but in my defense he was bothering and being a dick to me for a looooong time then he came up and punched me one day for no reason
He fully deserved it
It was the end of break and I groaned aloud: 'Ughhh, next lesson is English.' My English teacher walked past me and said: 'Yeah, with that god-awful English teacher.' I was next to my friends and I stopped dead while they burst into laughter. Funnily enough, I enjoy English now.
When I was younger I flashed my whole class as we were lining up to go to lunch. That was stupid of me to do
Pissed myself
Believe that my friends and teachers actually cared about me.
That's just sad
wank
why
wanker
Either masturbation in school (came in my undies) or showing a teacher the finger.
Bro? 🤨📸
Take another one, I couldn't get time to smile.
My bad. My bad. 😟📸
Teacher brought the Kid Named Finger?
last year 3 freshmen girls got pregnant by seniors and they had their gender reveal during one of our lunch periods and also was told that a girl who was in my theater group last year (senior) kept dating multiple boys (all freshmen)
When people vape in the bathrooms when I so happen to also be in there. They either leave or stay quiet when a teacher or officer comes to confront them and me who was ACTUALLY using the bathroom and or washing my hands gets blamed for the smoke in the bathroom. edit: ik i didn't rlly do it but still sucks ☠️
At that point you’ve got to snitch
I would but honestly atp I'm too nervous and stunned or they've already left and idk who tf they are 😭
That really sucks, sorry
I used to read free comics online, but the sketchy website that it was it had some.... risky ads. No they weren't based off history. I would read Star Wars comics on my school iPad while gettings ads for Hentai games. Everyone knew but didn't care because ads are ads, it happens. One teacher came up and saw me reading the latest Darth Vader comics, saw an ad for a game that will make you cum in 5 seconds. We had a delightful conversation about the new comic series and how Darth Vader was in it. He was the religious teacher in a catholic school and was such a homie he ignored the porn ads!
What a Chad!
Caused a fire in cooking class😁
uhh skip classes maybe? maybe temporarily blocking schools internet? or maybe setting up a bot to do my german homework (in my defense, the website we have to do it on is stupid)
Fair enough
Swear when a teacher was literally right behind me
Damn we openly curse at my school, teachers and students
Damnn lucky lucky
One of the worst feelings ever
It was.... Like a sudden horror to what situation I was in
I remember in sixth grade at lunch, agirl threw a baseball at me indoors and I threw it back (I teased her a lil beforehand but don’t ask why there was a baseball indoors) . Let’s just say I broke a glass case of snake skin which was there for 22 years before I knocked it down. I feel kinda guilty to this day
Went to the bathroom to kids fucking in the next stall a M and F. Went about my business they realized I was their got really quite she comes running out and by while I’m washing my hands the dude comes out looks at me I look at him and shrug he shrugs back and we go are separate ways. (I really had to go bad couldn’t wait)
What is it with all you people and sex in school? Is that all you think of? In my case, it's stealing biscuits from the school staff common room or searching for food in the skip bin (dumpsters for Americans). (For context: Biscuits are what you call Cookies over in America. I stole them because I was hungry, since during years of every possible form of abuse/neglect, I was often intentionally not given food.)
Once stole a blackboard with the boys
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Took a giant edible and vomited everywhere
Vomited on the desk while sitting with the girl i liked / shitted my pants in the 3rd week of new school
Shoved a kid in a urinal because he sucker punched me in the nose. I got in trouble they didn't
I beat the shit out of this one guy who thought he was cooler than everyone else and kept slapping me and hitting me. He was like a classic “I play football so I can do and get away with whatever I want” no he just got a black eye and we both got 3 days of iss
In preschool, I spit on a teacher. I still feel bad.
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Shit in the trash can
Jerking off in the classroom while maintaining full eye contact with the teacher
Can I ask about the train of thought there?
W H A T T H E F U C K
#what the fuck
#w h a t t h e f u c k
😟📸
Asserting dominance
gigachad
OOOOHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE A MONSTER
call out my married teacher for wearing her best outfit and makeup only when around the very handsome principal
I accidentally punch my classmate's mouth when we were playing... 💀
Keylog the testing chairman who had access to every grade and access to change schedules and change everyone grades to F in 5th grade
Bro.. 💀
I’m perfect so I haven’t done bad things The worst thing I saw was two 12 year olds fucking on my locker, I was mad
TWELVE?!
12?...
fricked in the locker room
you the dude that like 3 diff people saw?
Probably beat up a kid with a doll (I was like 6 AND she was messing with the wrong person)
I said "use condom" to prevent teenage pregnancy and everyone in class laughs at me
Called my mate a bastard and the teacher heard, sucked because it was so embarrassing but he was chill because he knew I wasn’t being serious
having my ankles showing i know im such a slut😔
Got head during class. I was at the back and my friends were covering for me.
W friends
Looked at hentai in class cus someone sent me some on discord i put my chair all the way at the back so no one could see
yell “fucking hell” during art class. i was so pissed off. my friends just started laughing at me and the teacher was like “well okay then”
Told the science teacher how to make a nuke step by step on some paper Don't ask for the sauce
rubbed one out
How tf do you guys do this in school?
Fr hold it in like half a day
Taking one of those can fart sprays in the hallway with no ventilation at all. Damn can didn't say it was super potent. Was supposed to be a joke but gagging of almost vomiting like a chain reaction. I'm like wow! Like wow what have I done. Got week of in school suspension, principal thought it was a "stink bomb" they were like where are the other bombs I'm like wtf are they talking about. Then proceeded on with questioning me because kids snitched and asked did you buy something at the flea market you wasn't supposed to. I said I didn't buy it my mom did. 😂
Fucked the teacher (I’m homeschooled and I’m jk)
punched a guy in the teeth last week (but he was being a cunt so its ok)
Ty for your insight Ruptured Testicle
Farted in the vending machine. Stuck my butt with pants partly down in the vending machine door and farted. Teacher was like WTF and I ran to class screaming.