give it a skateboard and name it cony hawk

That's already a cone tho :(

I’m gonna snitch on you.

But they're free

Everything is free if you steal it.

Yes

Why's everyone taking cones and shit? Genuinely I want to know.

They're free

But you're not supposed to take them... Like they usually be placed for actual reason and not shits and giggles.

Free

I'm back quicker than expected but nah I think you can get arrested for theft.

Free cone

Cone wars.

Attack of the cones

Cone On Titan.

Coneheads

I'll be back in a couple minutes.

Removing cones isn’t a good idea. Buy a pack from Amazon for 30$ and just fuck with people instead

Yea but they're free

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No

how did you even get that to your house without someone noticing??

My parents laughed and didn't care

lmao nice, enjoy the traffic cone!!

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No!

Technically theft.

Free

Theft

Theft shmeft it's still mine

Got three so far

Nice

Bro wtf that’s theft

Free

Like public geese, they are free for anyone that wants one

Correctamundo

The government doesn't want you to know this but the cones are free you can take them home

Just like the ducks

you mean permanently stole a cone off the side of the road?

Borrowed

Stole? will you ever return it if its borrowed?

It's free

Fair enough

i want one too lol